Secret Keepers Club
By Secret Keepers Club
Welcome to Secret Keepers Club! Hosted by ridiculously relatable comedians and friends Carly Aquilino (Girl Code) and Emma Willmann (Netflix) who also happen to be...excellent secret keepers. Except when it comes to their own lives then they share...EVERYTHING.
Each episode, the two give unfiltered responses to listeners’ anonymous secrets. You’ll be surprised where people are willing to go, what these friends admit, and that you might not be alone no matter how bazzar the secret!
Art by: Tom Velez
Each episode, the two give unfiltered responses to listeners’ anonymous secrets. You’ll be surprised where people are willing to go, what these friends admit, and that you might not be alone no matter how bazzar the secret!
Art by: Tom Velez
Secret Keepers ClubOct 08, 2018
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01:02:58
It’s a Chowawa!
HELLO and welcome to another episode with your friends at Secret Keepers Club. Emma is out for one more week, and Carly is joined by their friend and comedian Rosebud Baker, from Amazons Inside Jokes and the Justin Bieber themed podcast Two Less Lonely Girls. Carly gives viral video advice for Rosebud’s dog, her hate for the ASPCA (which is misplaced for PETA) and a crazy FMK which gives insight into Rosebuds dating habits!
Jan 21, 201901:21:07
Ruining Red
We're still missing Emma while she's in LA, but it's okay because Carly's mom is substitute secret keeper for the second week running. The Aquilinos take care of some New Year's shopping, ruin the color red, and answer your questions. Hug, Marry, Kill: Kanye West, Offset, DJ Khaled
Jan 14, 201901:10:44
Secret Moms Club
Emma is out of town, Carly’s mom joins the club this week as our co host. We answer your questions and play a fun game of HMK (hug, marry, kill)
Send us questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Send us questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Jan 07, 201955:02
Captain Crappy Pants
Emma and Carly discuss their resolutions. What should you do if every guy you hook up with seems to be in a relationship? We talk about Emma’s identity theft. We hear from a listener that is struggling with an unexpected pregnancy with her boyfriend.
FMK: Eric (Little mermaid), The Beast (beauty and the beast), Shang (Mulan)
FMK: Eric (Little mermaid), The Beast (beauty and the beast), Shang (Mulan)
Dec 31, 201801:38:28
MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
SPECIAL SECRET CHRISTMAS EPISODE ! WE CHIT CHAT SO MUCH WE DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET TO ANY QUESTIONS. WE LOVE YOU GUYS AND HOPE YOU HAVE THE HAPPIEST OF HOLIDAYS ! SHARE WITH FRIENDS, LIKE, RATE, & SUBSCRIBE !
ALSO EMAIL US @ Secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Dec 25, 201801:07:38
What Happens to Cute?
After a month long hiatus from recording in person, Emma and Carly catch up on life, work, and potentially the most embarrassing thing to happen in Carly’s life to date! Carly saved it to tell on the podcast! Is it the worst thing ever? Will things be okay? It’s an emotional roller coaster in all the right ways!
Dec 24, 201801:20:22
Episode 23
Episode 23 by Secret Keepers Club
Dec 17, 201801:03:10
Always Eating Grilled Cheese
Emma got a haircut and has a good face. Vabbing success story. Is a hot dog a sandwich? How do you meet new friends and let go of certain people in your life who are toxic? How can you cope with having sexual problems in your current relationship due to a sexual assault from a partner in the past in the past?
FMK, SAMMY EDITION: Grilled cheese, PB&J, BLT
Dec 10, 201801:08:08
Chemistry, B*tch!
Should you feel guilty if you are not officially dating someone and you’ve met someone new? We hear from a listener that moved away from home to be with her man and now feels like she may have made a mistake. How do you meet a man if you are a independent career driven single lady ?
FMK: Kris, Kim, Kendall
BONUS FMK: HORROR MOVIE EDITION
FMK: Kris, Kim, Kendall
BONUS FMK: HORROR MOVIE EDITION
Dec 03, 201801:08:57
Figaro Figaro Figaro
Emma found out why she has been poopin’ her pants. Carly’s arch nemesis writes us an email. Should you act on having a sex with a girl for the first time if you’re in a happy relationship? Should you see your ex one last time if you still love him and can’t get him out of your head? Should you tell a guys fiancè he’s been cheating on her?
FMK - Tom Hardy, Ryan Gosling, Liam Hemsworth
FMK - Tom Hardy, Ryan Gosling, Liam Hemsworth
Nov 26, 201801:11:50
Cornish Hens
We talk about donuts, giving gifts, and who would win in a fight if we fist fought. A listener wants to know why she feels embarrassed about farting in front of her partner. We talk to Carly’s mom about Cornish hens, farting, the key to a long marriage, and if cheesecake is a cake. We talk more about farting. How do you find someone in the LGBTQ community to have a real relationship with if you are a little intimidated of the scene? Are you allowed to ask a guy you’ve only known for two weeks if he is sleeping with someone else/if he sees a future with you/what’s going on with his ex girlfriend that you found out about because stalked her on Instagram? We ask Chris/future baby daddy if it would be “too much too soon.”
FMK: Singers, drummers, Guitar players.
FMK: Singers, drummers, Guitar players.
Nov 19, 201801:08:55
Where The Eggs At?!
Emma tells a story about how she once lost the key to a set of handcuffs. We hear from a listener that claims Secret Keepers Club changed her sex life and has now coined the term “vabbing”. How do you know for a fact that a guy is really in an open relationship and isn’t just saying that so he can have his cake & eat it too? How does a “hoe” get over a heartbreak? Is cheesecake REALLY a CAKE?!
FMK: PIZZA WINGS FRIES
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Nov 12, 201801:11:44
The Kitchen Couch
How can you tell if he’s a f-boy or a BF ? A male listener wants to know how to deal with his girlfriend wanting the dog in the bedroom while they....ya know. How do you get your ex out of your head ? What do you look for in a significant other?
FMK: Lance Bass, Justin Timberlake, JC Chasez - a very in depth discussion about if Backstreet Boys are better than N*SYNC
FMK: Lance Bass, Justin Timberlake, JC Chasez - a very in depth discussion about if Backstreet Boys are better than N*SYNC
Nov 05, 201801:09:30
Little Baby Messiah
Carly and Emma discuss taking tests in the special room at school. Emma takes pregnancy test to find out if she is carrying a baby messiah. We talk to our sound engineer Chris/future baby daddy about an inquiry from a listener asking if he is single and subsequently decide to pimp him out on Instagram. Carly talks about her “lesbian” experience. We answer a question from a straight guy listener that thinks his girlfriend may be cheating on him. We also answer a question about the double standard and stigma of men dating younger women vs. women dating younger men.
FMK: Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Chris Pratt.
Send us questions @ secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
FMK: Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Chris Pratt.
Send us questions @ secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Oct 29, 201858:53
Master of the Dome
Carly and Emma dive into the outcome of Carly’s recent Blood Facial, Emma considering Accutane, Carly’s elaborate family game of Chopped, and how Emma measures pasta sauce...one handful at a time. Secret Keepers ask about following ones boyfriends ex on social media and how to disengage the compare and dispare game, what happens when your husband is your close friend BUT the attraction is gone, and much more
FMK WITH Paula Dean, Amanda Bynes, or Tonya Harding.
FMK WITH Paula Dean, Amanda Bynes, or Tonya Harding.
Oct 22, 201801:04:51
A Gelatinous Treat
What should you do if your boyfriend doesn’t want you to go down on him? What does it mean if guys that you are dating consistently bring their friends on dates with you? A very long conversation about crocs. How can you ask a guy out if you haven’t dated in a while? We get a mans input from our sound engineer Chris on if it’s sexy if a girl makes the first move (and if calling it a wee wee is offensive or not). A male listener wants to know what to do about feeling guilty after sex.
DOUBLE FMK - RITTER SPORT BUTTER BISCUIT/ REESES CUPS/ TWIX & SWEDISH FISH/GUMMI BEARS/SOUR PATCH KIDS
Oct 15, 201801:14:14
Wacky Willy Wee Wee Time
Update on Mommas boy girl. What to do if your friends are shaming you if you aren’t available to hang out with them as often as they’d like? What do you do when a guy is in love with you and you don’t love him?/ what do you do if you’re in love with your guy fringed?
FMK: Linda Blecher, Lois griffin, Marge Simpson.
FMK: Linda Blecher, Lois griffin, Marge Simpson.
Oct 08, 201801:02:58
Grow Some Balls, and Wash Your Balls
In depth discussion about if you would go to another planet and never come back. Can you be friends with a professional athlete that is married and wants to fly you out to a game? What do you do if your boyfriend never goes down on you? How do you rid a demon ex out of your mind?
FMK: Susan Boyle, Mariah Carey, Adele.
FMK: Susan Boyle, Mariah Carey, Adele.
Oct 01, 201856:55
Hooked on the boogie juice
Carly and Emma dive into the merits of labels, how to react if someone says you taste like chlamydia, and if its worth it to come out as bi – if you are in a happy, monogamous, straight marriage. PLUS Carly’s reaction to Emma’s most bazar childhood secret yet... FMK
FMK: STEVE IRWIN, MISTER ROGERS, LAVAR BURTON
FMK: STEVE IRWIN, MISTER ROGERS, LAVAR BURTON
Sep 24, 201857:29
Wacky Willy Dildo Time
Is it foolish to let your boyfriend ejaculate inside of you? How do you go about telling guys you are thinking about hooking up with that you contracted an STD from a sexual assault? What do you do if you can’t have an orgasm from P in va-G? What do you do if you think your friend has an eating disorder but she is sensitive about the conversation?
FMK: CAST OF FRIENDS - Chandler, Ross, Joey - Monica, Rachel, Phoebe.
Email us @secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
FMK: CAST OF FRIENDS - Chandler, Ross, Joey - Monica, Rachel, Phoebe.
Email us @secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Sep 17, 201801:09:27
Do you have a highlighter?
Listener wants to know if he should edit his stand up set if his ex is going to be in the crowd. We discuss the difference between asexual and “acommittal” (which is a word we made up). And also give absolutely terrible advice to a listener that needs work on her gay-dar.
FMK: QUEER EYE EDITION: ANTONI, KARAMO, JONATHAN.
FMK: QUEER EYE EDITION: ANTONI, KARAMO, JONATHAN.
Sep 10, 201801:01:35
Is There A Proposal Timeline?
Emma had another accident. Listener wants to know if she should tell her boyfriend that she slept with his best friend/roommate while they were on a break. Should you risk a friendship ending to see if a relationship could be possible?
How long do you wait for him to propose if you’ve already been together for 7 years ? FMK: Seth Rogen, James Franco, Jonah hill
How long do you wait for him to propose if you’ve already been together for 7 years ? FMK: Seth Rogen, James Franco, Jonah hill
Sep 03, 201854:50
Is Dear Abby Blushing?
Listener is confused about what to do after she left her boyfriend to explore new things sexually and is now feeling lonely. We talk about what to do if you’re in love with someone that will never love you. FMK John Mayer, Dwayne the Rock Johnson and Michael B Jordan. Send us questions at secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Aug 27, 201801:02:39
Neg on the Herps
Emma saw the guy she gave a blowjob to.
Carly is single again after being in a very long one month relationship. Guy can’t get it up after he had sex with a porn star and contracted a treatable STD, a woman listener wants to know when to begin maintaining her mustache. Follow up from a listener who’s question was answered about when to say “I love you”. A food FMK featuring Nachos, wings, and mozerella sticks. And a person FMK featuring DJ khaled, Mr.Bean, and Bob Ross.
Carly is single again after being in a very long one month relationship. Guy can’t get it up after he had sex with a porn star and contracted a treatable STD, a woman listener wants to know when to begin maintaining her mustache. Follow up from a listener who’s question was answered about when to say “I love you”. A food FMK featuring Nachos, wings, and mozerella sticks. And a person FMK featuring DJ khaled, Mr.Bean, and Bob Ross.
Aug 20, 201801:03:19
More Spit Please
Carly and Emma welcome you to another episode of Secret Keepers Club, where they touch on such topics as Gold Teeth, leaky brain, dry BJs and spineless Momma’s boys.
Aug 13, 201801:02:17
Let’s Get Fist-ical
Carly has her period, Emma might have gout. Listener wants to know how to discuss how/when to bring toys into a relationship when your partner isn’t as open to discussing sex. Emma and Carly discuss their stance on fisting/butt stuff. Listener wants to know what to do when “he ain’t the one but he’s a lot of fun”. And a riveting fuck, marry, kill featuring: Mystical, Fabolous, and DMX.
EMAIL US @ secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
EMAIL US @ secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Aug 06, 201801:17:02
Episode 3
Carly and Emma discuss relationships, cheaters, and how to move on. And a friendly game of FMK. Email us at secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Jul 30, 201801:07:40
Questions, Questions, Questions
Carly & Emma answer questions sent in from listeners and play a fun game of Fuck,marry, kill.
Send us questions at secretkeepersclub@gmail.com - all questions answered anonymously !
Jul 23, 201801:04:08
When To Say The "L" Word
Woo hoo episode 1! Carly and Emma discuss toxic relationships, when to say the “L” word, Masturbating, when to define the relationship & a fun game of F, Marry, Kill!
Send us questions @ secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Art by: Tom Velez
Jul 16, 201801:14:10