The Secret Life of Weddings
By Lisa Mark & Rebecca Lozer
The Secret Life of WeddingsDec 25, 2018
Ep 105 - A Dry & Awkward Wedding, Elopement Escape & Devil Possession Divorce
This week we hear about cringeworthy wedding speeches, a very dry and awkward wedding, another overbearing mother-in-law who gets shocked by a surprise elopement, and some divorce stories including a man who claimed his wife was possessed by the devil in order to divorce her!
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Ep 104 - Piss Poor Planner, Bride Scams Her Maids & Torturous First Dates
This week we hear from a listener about her bestie who is a piss poor wedding planner and accidentally planned 3 separate weddings(!), a bride who schemes to overcharge her bridesmaids for their dresses in an attempt to scam her own wedding dress for free(!!) and more torturous dating stories(!!!)
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Ep 103 - Branded Engagements, Singing Bridesmaid’s Smackdown & Petty Divorce Demands
We chat about Branded Engagements, singing bridesmaids smackdown, *one idiot’s insanely ridiculous “rules for marriage”, some petty divorce stories and more!
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*CONTENT WARNING: One of our stories this week contains brief descriptions of an inappropriately romantic relationship between a teacher and a 17 year old student (statutory rape). We also give a verbal warning before reading the story.
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Ep 102 - Jimmy Fallon #WeddingFails, Jewellery Shop Confessions & Sh*tty Sister Saga Update!
The latest Jimmy Fallon #weddingfails, jewellery shop confessions and we hear a full update on the Sh*itty Sister Saga!
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Ep 101 - Copycat Wedding, Cheaping Out & The Best How I Met My Wife Story Ever!
This week in the news we cover a bridezilla who stole a hardworking bartender’s tip jar and a story about Hawaiian wedding trespassers. A question from a listener about a copycat wedding that broke up a long friendship. A wedding where the bride cheaped out to the point she altered her own dress. The best ‘how I met my wife’ story ever!
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Ep 100 - The Fart That Shook The World, Finger Bum Vow & Emo Mother-In-Law
It’s our 100th episode! The girls debrief about their trip to Nashville and all the crazy bachelorette parties. We chat about stories including a fart that physically knocked someone over before a ceremony, a groom’s questionable vows and an emo mother-in-love you will need to hear about to believe!
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Need suits for your upcoming wedding? Check out Generation Tux to design your look online, order free swatches and a free try-on for the Groom! Order for 5 groomsmen and get the groom’s suit free! Don’t forget - get 10% off your suits at GenerationTux.com/secret using promo code ITSASECRET
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Ep 099 - The Bloody Wedding Cake, Dating A Real Ghostbuster & Sh*tty Sister Saga Pt. 3
The tale of the bloody wedding cake that wins the award for the longest distance travelled to a wedding. We read a questionable email before hearing the finale of the Sh*tty Sister Saga Pt. 3 and another hilarious dating story dumpster fire. At the end of this episode Lisa unpacks all of the latest My Favorite Murder drama & controversies for Rebecca.
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Need suits for your upcoming wedding? Check out Generation Tux to design your look online, order free swatches and a free try-on for the Groom! Order for 5 groomsmen and get the groom’s suit free! Don’t forget - get 10% off your suits at GenerationTux.com/secret using promo code ITSASECRET
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Ep 098 - A Perverted Minister, The Cheapest Bride Ever, What Not To Do At Weddings & Sh*tty Sister Saga Pt. 2
This week we hear about a perverted minister, the cheapest bride ever, a laundry list of what not to do at weddings and a continuation of the Sh*tty Sister Saga Pt. 2.
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Ep 097 - Dirty Grandpa, Lohaning Everybody, Dating App Cheater & Sh*tty Sister Saga Pt. 1
A listener sends us a story about her experience being “that single girl” at a wedding, her accidental underwear flash and a funny dirty grandpa. Another drunken guest sleeps with a groomsman and gets her shoes thrown onto the front lawn by the bride. We start a new saga this week about a self-centred sister who is just being a piece of crap as a Bridesmaid, and a listener sends us a story about a crazy text she got from someone she matched with on the dating app Hinge … but it was his GIRLFRIEND!
We are coming to Nashville, TN on Sat. June 1st, 2019 for a live show at the PodX Festival! Get your tickets at this link for 10% off (and we get $10 per ticket sold!) - http://podx.com/weddings
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Ep 096 - Wearing Red To Weddings? Pre-Wedding Parties Gone Wild & Exotic Dancer Guest
Is it okay to wear red, black or white to weddings? This week’s stories are all bachelor / bachelorette party themed and things get WILD! We even have a lovely exotic dancer informant named Layla who shares some of her funniest true stories from the strip club!
We are coming to Nashville, TN on Sat. June 1st, 2019 for a live show at the PodX Festival! Get your tickets at this link for 10% off (and we get $10 per ticket sold!) - http://podx.com/weddings
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Ep 095 - Holy Rules for Las Vegas, Puddle of Snakes & Big Boob Discrimination
We read the world’s lamest list of religious rules one girl decided were appropriate for her friend’s Las Vegas bachelorette party. A listener story about a puddle of snakes inside a wedding tent, a story about a Bride who asked 16 girls to be bridesmaids and trouble ensues. A Bridezilla discriminates against a longtime friend of hers who has extra large breasts.
We are coming to Nashville, TN on Sat. June 1st, 2019 for a live show at the PodX Festival! Get your tickets at this link for 10% off (and we get $10 per ticket sold!) - http://podx.com/weddings
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This episode is brought in part to you by Zola, the world's most kick ass, free wedding registry & planning website! To start your free wedding website and also get $50 off your registry on Zola, go to http://zola.com/secretlife
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Ep 094 - Hot Mess Wedding, 3 Fired Maids of Dis-Honour & Naked First Date Disaster
This week we chat double enders (lol), a listener’s wedding that is such a hot mess it’s astonishing, 3 fired Maids of Dis-honour and date disasters including a naked first date!
We are coming to Nashville, TN on Sat. June 1st, 2019 for a live show at the PodX Festival! Get your tickets at this link for 10% off (and we get $10 per ticket sold!) - http://podx.com/weddings
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Ep 093 - Penny-Pinching Dad, Drunk Driving Dumbass & The Biggest OMFG Since The Sharty Bride!
This week we hear about a bride complaining about a penny-pinching rich dad, a drunk driving dumbass, bachelor party shenanigans from Nathan of Generation Tux and the biggest OMFG since the infamous Sharty Bride story!
Thanks to our guest Nathan from Generation Tux! For free swatches and to get 10% off your wedding party suits visit http://generationtux.com/secret and use promo code ITSASECRET for your 10% discount. The groom also gets a suit for free if his whole wedding party orders!
We are coming to Nashville, TN on Sat. June 1st, 2019 for a live show at the PodX Festival! Get your tickets at this link for 10% off (and we get $10 per ticket sold!) - http://podx.com/weddings
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Ep 092 - Big Boob Brigade, Just “Winter Engaged”, Broken Glass Urinals & The Art of Spite Gifting
Fellow wedding vendors Steven & Jennifer Van Elk join us to share hilarious true wedding stories including the big boob brigade, a woman who is “just winter engaged” (whatever that means?!), breaking glass in urinals, a former nun’s wedding awkwardness, the art of spite gifting & much more! Be sure to subscribe to the Wedded Podcast and Wedding Photo Hangover Podcast for more with Steven & Jennifer Van Elk.
We are coming to Nashville, TN on Sat. June 1st, 2019 for a live show at the PodX Festival! Get your tickets at this link for 10% off (and we get $10 per ticket sold!) - http://podx.com/weddings
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Ep 091 - Photographer Nails The Best Man, Spite Dump, Accidental Fire & Updates
A photographer who gets smashed and cheats with the best man at the reception, a needy mother-in-law, a baby arrives unexpectedly and someone needs to make up a Maid of Honour speech on the spot! Mom lights a card on fire, stag night cheating, a car accident and so much more.
We’ll be at the Just About Married show in Toronto, ON on Sunday April 14, 2019! Come by and see us, and you can learn more about the show and buy tickets at http://justaboutmarried.ca
We are coming to Nashville, TN on Sat. June 1st, 2019 for a live show at the PodX Festival! Get your tickets at this link for 10% off (and we get $10 per ticket sold!) - http://podx.com/weddings
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This episode is brought in part to you by Zola, the world's most kick ass, free wedding registry & planning website! To start your free wedding website and also get $50 off your registry on Zola, go to http://zola.com/secretlife
Check out our online shop for wedding & stagette supplies including our Velvet Couture Ring Box for just $24.99! Shop at http://shopsecretlifeofweddings.com
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Ep 090 - Butt Sex Girl, The Vengeful Step-Monster & The Infamous Beanie Baby Divorce
A story about the “I never had anal sex!” girl, scaring the hell out of your wedding date, a hilarious shoutout from a listener’s boyfriend, an astonishingly vengeful step-monster, getting felt-up during a wedding reception speech, the infamous Beanie Baby divorce & why you should NEVER try and scam your wedding vendors!
We’ll be at the Just About Married show in Toronto, ON on Sunday April 14, 2019! Come by and see us, and you can learn more about the show and buy tickets at http://justaboutmarried.ca
We are coming to Nashville, TN on Sat. June 1st, 2019 for a live show at the PodX Festival! Get your tickets at this link for 10% off (and we get $10 per ticket sold!) - http://podx.com/weddings
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Ep 089 - Drunk In The Mud, Your Hilarious Wedding Nightmares & Fake Phone Call First Date
Congrats goes out to multiple engaged celebs this week! We hear about a pastor who wishes the couple luck because they’re gonna need it! A drunken brother passed out in the mud, and we hear absolutely hilarious wedding nightmares from our listeners! Lisa & Rebecca chat about their own wedding photographer nightmares (all wedding vendors have bad dreams too!) We finish out the episode with a cringeworthy first date with a guy who liked to fake fancy business phone calls.
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Ep 088 - Crotch-Grabbing Lateness, Hora Head Wound & Scottish Wedding Catastrophe Pt. 2
A-Rod & J-Lo are engaged! We chat about a wedding featuring a crowning ceremony & crotch-grabbing iPhone selfies, a Hora dance head wound, and we finish our newest saga about a Scottish Wedding Catastrophe. We finish with more dating dumpster fires!
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Ep 087 - Mom-Bombed Bachelorette, Toxic Bridezilla & Scottish Wedding Catastrophe Pt. 1
An un-wanted bachelorette crasher (spoiler alert - it’s mom!) and an unbelievably toxic Bridezilla who married a guy and was just an all around lovely person (*sarcasm alert*). We begin a CRAZY new saga centred around a sh*t-show destination wedding in Scotland and explore some wild divorce stories!
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Ep 086 - Hypocritical Homophobic Mom, Under The Table Bridal Pee & High Wedding Times
SKIPPERS - jump to 39:13 to begin the stories! We begin with a story about a homophobic mother of the bride who isn’t as perfect as she thinks she is. All the bad wedding speeches you can handle (including a story about an under the table bridal pee and a TON of drugs at a wedding) and so much more including the question: should women change their name after marriage?
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Ep 085 - Honeymoon Micro-Penis, Mixed Sex Stag Parties?! & The World’s Heaviest Human Sponge
SKIPPERS - jump to 27:33 to begin the stories! We start by chatting about Lady Gaga’s broken engagement and about the rumours why it happened. We discuss whether it’s cool to invite younger single women to a joint bachelor / bachelorette party with married groomsmen? We hear about a listener who had a pack of tourists surround them loving their mountie, another listener who had a nightmare experience with her wedding photographer - and the photographer then BLAMES the unreasonably long editing time on the bride’s “fat arms”! We hear about a bride who unintentionally became the world’s heaviest human sponge and we finish up with some nightmare dating stories and chat about Dirty John on Netflix.
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Ep 084 - A Trump-Lovin’ MAGA Wedding, Saucy Minx Grandma & Weird Divorces
SKIPPERS - jump to 20:54 to begin the stories! The girls discuss the Diva Brides TV show, a Make America Great Again Trump Lovin’ Wedding, a saucy minx of a drunken grandma who gets handsy with the groom, an overly neurotic mother-in-law and weird divorce stories!
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Ep 083 - Gin & Tonic In The Face, The Smelly Late Bridesmaid & 911 Debacle
SKIPPERS - jump to 18:50 to begin the stories! Lisa spills her latest celeb crush and Rebecca judges (lol). We hear about a gin & tonic in the face, a smelly latecomer Bridesmaid, an emergency visit from police to a wedding reception, a teen who wears white to a wedding & a racist entitled bride. A new Double D feature is unveiled!
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Ep 082 - Photographer DUI Car Wreck, Wine Tasting Terror & Drama Mama Pt. 3
SKIPPERS - jump to 25:34 to begin the stories! This week we discuss a listener’s story about her friend / wedding photographer from hell who ends up totalling her car and getting charged with a DUI! We hear about a wine tasting tour bachelorette party gone wrong, and our saga Drama Mama Saga Pt. 3.
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Ep 081 - Destination Dumpster Fire, Smashed Photographer, Freaky Foursome & Drama Mama Pt. 2
SKIPPERS - jump to 12:37 to begin the stories! A destination wedding where a bride who gets into a physical fight with her mother-in-law, a drunk wedding photographer, a freaky foursome with 3 bridesmaids (guess who the 4th was!) and so much more including mandatory haircuts for bridesmaids and our saga Drama Mama Saga Pt. 2.
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Ep 080 - Asking For Cash?! Ex-Wife Surprise, Too Drunk To Get Married & Drama Mama Saga Pt. 1
SKIPPERS - jump to 23:30 to begin the stories! We chat about recent celeb engagement news (Chris Pratt & Katherine Schwarzenegger) before we get into yet another Cruise Control update. From there we argue about whether or not it’s socially acceptable to ask for monetary gifts in your wedding invitation. Stories this week run the gamut from listener updates about Christmas proposals and whether you should get another gift in addition to an engagement ring, a story about an ex-wife of the Groom’s dad who attends a wedding and inadvertently pisses off his current wife to our new saga about a drama mama!
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Ep 079 - Lobster Tank Love, Dad Boos The Bride & Video Game Proposal Fail
SKIPPERS - jump to 9:15 to begin the stories! A story about a couple who fell in love and wedded in front of the same lobster tank. A listener’s tale about a mean father who crapped all over his daughter’s wedding out of jealousy of her step-dad. A half-assed destination wedding, a groomsman so drunk he passed out and got trapped inside a revolving door & a crazy rude high maintenance aunt who accuses her niece of stealing her veil during the ceremony! We finish with a romantically hilarious story about a beautiful proposal via video game … until it crashed! Lisa tells one of her own stories about parents late to the ceremony and the mother of the bride’s unorthodox solution to the problem & the absolute worst invitation of all time!
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Ep 078 - Extreme Ceremony Objections, Unrequited Love & Groom Punches Wedding Crasher
SKIPPERS - jump to 14:51 to begin the stories! Happy 2019 - let’s chat about a Best Man who objected at a wedding and you won’t believe why! Following is a mind blowing tale about an obsessive ex who goes to extreme lengths to stop the groom from marrying his new fiancé. We chat details about Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth’s wedding, a Maid of Honour who bogarts the Bride, a groom who punches a wedding crasher with bad news & more! We also take questions from our FB community to ring in 2019. Stick around at the very end for a very exciting product announcement!
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Ep 077 - Happy Holidays! Cruella Update, The Other Wife, 2019 Trends & Drunk Dress Shopping
SKIPPERS - jump to 31:51 to begin the stories! In a very special episode of The Secret Life of Weddings Podcast we chat about a creepy childhood Christmas memory from a listener, a henna artist discrimination, a bratty bridezilla with a sordid past & we check in on Rebecca’s prior 2018 predictions and see what she got right or wrong. We then discuss 2019 wedding trends as predicted by Brides Magazine & share the last Reddit Rip of 2018! Then we open our Christmas gifts and chat for a while.
Pt. 1 - Christmas Yard Waste Bag Video - https://youtu.be/sUNS933WtNc
Pt. 2 - Update! The cops showed up! - https://youtu.be/n4NtRlmwFqE
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