Sharing Noodles

We talk about investing in a ghillie suit, camping or not camping, desert witches and their half coyotes, QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS, fuck/marry/kill Bezos/Zuck/Elon, sincerely loving Facebook, drug trips, Australian animals and their sounds.

Broke-ass milkboi cars, our challenging fashion as youths, taking dad’s viagra, how to grow a genius, get some friends together and invest in a Weevil, you can milk a dolphin, the milk has run dry in New York City, we are “not” sponsored by Quibi.

Everett (@rad_milk) joins Dave and Pasquale in unearthing the complex and fascinating world of uncledom. Our accredited experts cover these uncular topics: keeping the hot uncle energy away from nephews, uncle/dad pecking order, the rights and rituals of uncle transcendence, the raw platonic sexual magnetism of Uncle Prime, and introducing our starting uncle, Uncle Matrix from Uncleberg. 

Pasquale and Dave dig deep into teens sneezing in mouths, how the shorts got yellow, Dave buying a mesh t-shirt, how the Genzes be, Korean capitalism dramas, didgeridudes, running away from bilbies out by the oval, a discovery that horse legs are like fingers.

Never trust an Australian possum, a break down of bi-costal drug use, human scream bird, gargantuan super whales are filling up our oceans, all sea creatures are funny, recruiting any and all aquabiologist Michaels to co-host the show

Pasquale and Dave record each other for the first time in a long time. Topics include: Breakfast leprechaun processing, elite Jerry vs farm Jerry, is Tigger a furry?