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Shart Select

By Shart Select
Shart Select is an offbeat comedy podcast hosted by podcastings most handsome man, Ryan, and is two homunculi, Stu and Winst0lf. Join them in the bizarre world of the wizardverse as they put the world to rights, have adventures with weird characters and, of course, pester amazing guests!
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The Shart Effect: Legendary Edition
In this week of hot, blistering content, the boys take a good look at that Mass Effect remaster, talk about the evil willy skulls, and are gobsmacked at a famous podcaster's hatred of mushy peas! And remember, even if you don't enjoy this podcast, it's still your favourite!
01:12:23
June 14, 2021
Red Shart, Brown Shart
In this tongue destroying episode, the boys are challenged to some hard to say phrases, look at the medical phenomenon of farts that empty you, and Stu gets all hard for Die Hard in Warzone and Fortnite!
01:02:53
June 7, 2021
Anyone For Sharts?
The boys are joined by OG Shart Select friend, Dave Cooper of the Anyone For Seconds podcast! This week they take a look at awful cinema experiences, call out Nintendo (and many others) to a schoolyard fight, and otherwise really lower the bar for what passes as entertainment!
01:14:12
May 31, 2021
Enter the Irish
Why not join those no-good Shart Select boys as they put the world to rights, one thing at a time? This week they are joined by the REAL owner of PIXI podcast, Kayleigh (@datgingerone), and let the comedy good times flow! They even, believe it or not, talk about video gaming a bit too! Oh, and you can bet Ryan is out being a lil heartbreaker, as usual!
01:24:24
May 24, 2021
Arthur Morgan: Edgelord
Why does everyone's favourite cowboy keep lying to make himself sound more edgy, and are the boys ACTUALLY daring to air controversial opinions about Soulsborne games? On a podcast!? Join in to find out before Master Cumrag ruins it all...
01:05:01
May 17, 2021
Master Phenrig's Not Impressed
The head wizard is in the shed this week, making sure that the boys actually produce a half entertaining podcast! Thankfully, they're joined by the ever fun Steph Gannon, so hopefully they won't be bollocked too much…
01:13:46
May 10, 2021
The Triumphant Return of Semington Corralman
This week the boys are joined by Grief Burrito's messianic host Hazz Wild, and are lucky enough to land an interview with the Wizardverse's premier truck boy, Semington Corralman! Why not join them for a good old time?
01:01:50
May 3, 2021
Bringing Crockery to a Fist Fight
This week the boys bring more INJUSTICES to light, such as why Baron Zemo isn't the top billed hero in Falcon & the Winter Soldier, why don't microwave ovens have advertisements, and why is there not an uproar that our skellingtons are always wet? Also, Ryan brings crockery to a fistfight!
01:11:55
April 26, 2021
A McPasty and a Cider Milkshake, Please
You know what, sod it! This week Winst0lf and Stu are joined by Cornish Ryan and Steph, as the rulebook gets thrown the hell out, along with the bloody video games! It is time for Shart Select to show it's true face at last, that of insane sounding old men complaining about stuff in a comedy fashion, including the Mulhern/Vision theory, Stu's hatred of "Yee Yee" and the truth is finally out about Nintendo!
01:15:27
April 19, 2021
Game Music & Nostalgia Glands 3 ft Emmett LaFave
The nasty Professor Gape has trapped Winst0lf in detention! But don't worry, Stu and Ryan have summoned famed YouTuber, musician and Elder Scrolls fanatic Emmett LaFave to help out with the episode instead!
01:42:39
March 29, 2021
Ryan Vs Ryan
What happens when podcastings greatest beef finally boils over, and Ryan, the most handsome boy on the internet, must go up against Ryan, the most Cornish boy on the internet? Let's find out…
01:38:48
March 22, 2021
A More Than Satisfactory Episode
Ryan’s simping over Satisfactory has finally paid off, as Shart Select lures in Coffee Stain Studio’s  community manager, Snutt Treptow, for a lovely chat… but does Ryan have ulterior motives to quite literally get his face into the game? Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave, Magoomba - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/EDsAhN8c Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser
01:25:21
March 15, 2021
The League of Extraordinary Thicc Bois 2021
It's back, and this year the famous Quiddicks pitch at Cockwarts School For Privileged Wizards is hosting the event! We also get to hear more dubious erotic literature in Ryan's Surprise, select Halo Wars 2 in the Gamepass roulette and Stu gets to go on a woodland adventure with Gagrid the groundskeeper...
01:07:06
March 1, 2021
The Many Bad Endings of Vito Scaletta
This week the boys talk about bad endings in gaming, with such guilty parties as Half Life, Mafia 2, visit Old Man Lockout, hear some fantastic surprise content from Ryan and even take part in a game of Cockwarts' famous sport, Quiddicks! But be careful, Vito Scaletta might come and pay you a visit... Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave, Magoomba - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/EDsAhN8c Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser
01:20:35
February 22, 2021
Shart Messiah
This week we let Ryan take us on a deep dive tour of Arkane’s 2006 title, Dark Messiah of Might and Magic. We also selected Mount & Blade for our first random Gamepass title and pay a visit to Cockwarts, where an attempt to learn the national game of Quiddicks goes horribly wrong when Fuckboy shows up with his razor sharp insults. Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave, Magoomba - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/EDsAhN8c Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser
01:09:33
February 15, 2021
Upcoming Titles & The Stone Hard Leg
The boys discuss upcoming games in 2021, and which ones get them...Erm… turgid, and which get them like a sad windsock… will it be Farcry 6, darktide, rider republic, deathloop ? find out now. The Bois also visit Gagrid in his hut and meet fluffer and a nasty run in with Drakebro Fuckboi Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave, Magoomba - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/EDsAhN8c Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser
01:03:58
February 8, 2021
Kingdom Sharts
The boys are back! In this episode we complain about things like the old men we are, take a deep dive into Kingdom Hearts and discover the real, top secret meaning behind it all, check out Ryan's Surprise once again and catch up with the latest wizard news at Cockwarts! We're back! Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave, Magoomba - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/EDsAhN8c Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser
01:06:53
February 1, 2021
Daddy Thicmass
This week Daddy Thicmass empties his sack allover us and treats us to some 3 stories from the Drip Tray, the Patreon only bonus episodes, so we can all enjoy what our patreons suffer with each week Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/EDsAhN8c Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser
27:07
December 21, 2020
The Great Meta Audit
This week the bois audit the wizardverse, what will stay at what will be thrown out in the big reboot before season 6!!?? find out in he season 5 Finale Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/EDsAhN8c  Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser
01:15:35
December 14, 2020
Shart Attack!
The boys have materialised in a 90s arcade, where they run into the lovely Adrian and Dylan from the Arcade Attack podcast! Featuring: interview with Arcade Attack Ryan's Surprise Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser
01:01:54
December 7, 2020
A Trip To Morrowind
The boys have escaped at last, only to wind up trapped on the island of Vvardenfell! Thankfully, they're joined by guests Steph and Paul Gannon in this strange, strange place Featuring: Ryan's Surprise Feature: Morrowind Chat The Wizard's Tower Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser
01:17:20
November 30, 2020
Thicc Boy Dreamboats
As the relationship with the wizards worsen, the boys refuse to follow their orders and decide to talk about their crazy dreams instead… Featuring: Stu's Thomas "Mandela Effect" What Really Grinds My Chode Ryan's Surprise Feature: Dreams The Wizard's Tower Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser
01:16:36
November 23, 2020
Bottom of the Shart
The boys encounter Adam and Nick from the Bottom of the Stream podcast knocking about in the Wizardverse and, naturally, set out to interview them. Also, there's some Fred Elliot discussion. Featuring: Meerkat Watch! Ryan's Surprise Interview With BOTS podcast bottomofthestream.com/ Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser
01:09:09
November 16, 2020
Encyclopedia of Filth 2
Ross Cooke is back to talk to the boys, as well as Wizard jock Master Bhigballzs, so naturally the wizards are trying to impress him by making the boys come up with some video game themed lewd acts! DISCLAIMER: It's nasty! Featuring: Ryan's Surprise What Really Grinds Stu's Chode Main Feature: More Filth The Wizard's Tower Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser
01:03:19
November 9, 2020
Tower Fighter
The Mortal Kombat people have been in touch with the wizards to ask a favour: nominate the next DLC fighter for their latest title! Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser
01:14:19
November 2, 2020
Cryptid Hunting With Grief Burrito
Following a time travel adventure, Haz and Jordan from Grief Burrito get stuck in the Wizardverse! May as well talk about cryptids for a bit then with the boys then, eh? Featuring: Ryan's Surprise - Star Trekkin' Feature: Cryptids The Wizard's Tower Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser
01:35:34
October 26, 2020
Spoopy and Nope Places
The boys have been sent to survey gamings spoopiest places on behalf of the Wizards. We also hear some listener suggestions and catch the Wizards sneaking to the pub… Featuring: Ryan's Surprise: One Liner Challenge Feature: Spoopy Places What People Responses Uncle Benny's Pub Quiz Patreon is now live! Sign up now for bonus episodes and merch Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser
01:20:57
October 19, 2020
Scary Characters & The Invisibility Bloke
This week the boys are tasked with recruiting a scary character from a video game to loiter around the Wizards Tower for Halloween! Also, Master Cumrag uncovers an ingenious new invention… Featuring: Ryan's Surprise - The Mandela Effect Main Feature - Halloween Characters Who Done What and When? The Wizards Tower Patreon is now live! Sign up now for bonus episodes! Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser
01:37:45
October 12, 2020
Over the hill and far away...
This week the boys get a bit carried away with quizzes, Ryan takes us to Sunny Amsterdam and Master Phenrig has a confession to make about a certain JRPG remake… Featuring: Ryan's Surprise: An AI Script Cunkle or Noncle Thicc Hunt Stu's Version of Winst0lf's Quiz Who Done What and When? The Wizard's Tower Patreon is now live! Sign up now for bonus episodes and merch Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser
01:11:16
October 5, 2020
Killer Shart - Rabbit Select
This week the boys are joined by Yorkshire's finest podcast, the excellent Killer Rabbit! Expect hijinks aplenty as we discuss sexy grouse shooting, working down t'pit and jetpacks! Featuring: Ryan's Surprise - Ryan's Stolen Surprise Interview with Killer Rabbit SHOW LINKS Patreon is now live! Sign up now for bonus episodes and merch Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser
01:31:18
September 28, 2020
Ryan & the 3.5 Inch Floppy
This week the boys discuss a new direction for Thomas the Tank Engine, Ryan's relationship with the Script AI and break out some sick quizzes and surprises! Featuring: Ryan's Surprise: AI Horror Movie - The Damp Knife The League of Cool Uncles Thicc Hunt starring Stu Who Done What and When? Starring Winst0lf SHOW LINKS Patreon is now live! Sign up now for bonus episodes and merch Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser
01:01:45
September 21, 2020
Have You Heard of the High Elves? ft Emmett LaFave
In this glorious episode, the boys meet with acclaimed YouTube star/irl Elder Scrolls character and musician Emmet LaFave of the famous LaFave Brothers for a thrilling interview! Emmet LaFave: Twitter | Youtube | Spotify LaFave Bros: Twitter | Youtube Featuring: Ryan's Surprise: The Impression-Off The League of Cool Uncles (Cunkle or Noncle) Emmet LaFave interview Wizard's Tower (featuring an Oblivion guard!?) SHOW LINKS Patreon is now live! Sign up now for bonus episodes and merch Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser
01:54:42
September 14, 2020
PIXI & Yung Raptor
The southwest's greatest hero returns to the Wizardverse, this time bringing his (possibly a dinosaur) friend Yung Raptor with him to see the boys! Expect weird questions and fun pronunciations of the word "castle"! Featuring: Ryan's Surprise: a visit to Professor Ryance! A very tense quiz from Stu! An interview with Ryan and Mr Y. Raptor from PIXI Podcast. The Wizard's Tower
01:40:17
September 6, 2020
The Musician, The Poet, and The Thicc Quizmaster
Forget Ryan's Surprise, this week the bois each have their own special surprises; including Winstolf's Wonder and Stu's Merciless Mindbender
01:22:27
August 31, 2020
Remaster Me Daddy!
The Bois nostalgia glands need milking again, This week we discuss what games we would like to see remastered
01:19:60
August 24, 2020
Encyclopedia of Filth
The Wizard BigBalls is back and brought with him his encyclopedia of filth! The Wizards have asked the bois to decipher some of their favourites to entertain them
01:09:35
August 17, 2020
The Interrogation of Ross Cooke
A mysterious traveller from the world beyond the spooky woods has somehow found the Wizards Tower: artist extraordinaire Ross Cooke! Let's see what the boys make of this enigmatic figure...  Ross Cooke Instagram Twitter
01:07:13
August 10, 2020
Outrage!
The boys are cranky and outraged today, thanks to the constant meddling of the Wizards and two fast food chains fighting each other down the road!
01:07:12
August 3, 2020
It's Magic!
This week the Wizards have asked our put-upon hosts for ideas for spells - obviously from pop culture and video games.
01:19:21
July 27, 2020
Cribs: Wizard's Tower Edition
Mischief ensues on the world's most anarchic gaming podcast this week, as the boys escape the podcasting shed and go on a comedy tour of the area, including the Wizard's Tower!
01:16:38
July 20, 2020
Saturday Morning Cartoons
The wizards are having a sleep over so have asked the Bois for some thicc cartoon suggestions for some reason
01:25:15
July 13, 2020
The Heist
Who would you recruit from video games to pull off a heist? The wizards have the gang answering that very question this episode!
01:46:26
July 6, 2020
The Most Boss Episode
The Bois are tasked with a very important mission from the wizards: hire a video game boss to keep those Elites under control… Special thanks to Haz From Grief Burrito, Cap Understands Podcast and Sam from Killer Rabbit Podcast for the voice mails SHOW LINKS Patreon is now live! Sign up now for bonus episodes and merch Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser Thanks to our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price & Pixi
01:06:07
June 29, 2020
Goons Required
All bosses need goons right? well join Shart Select as they pilfer through various applications from video game enemies to be hired to protect the wizards tower SHOW LINKS Patreon is now live! Sign up now for bonus episodes and merch Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser Thanks to our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price & Pixi
01:38:52
June 22, 2020
Enter the Choobe
**//**ROGUE TRANSMISSION**//** Craig and ryan are gone there is only Stu and the Choobe now we discuss where really grinds our gears about games and The choobe has his 1st shart select interview SHOW LINKS Patreon is now live! Sign up now for bonus episodes and merch Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser Thanks to our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price & Pixi
01:31:56
May 11, 2020
The Phantom Wizards
The week Craig and Stu talk to Ryan and Amy from "My gf has never seen Star Wars" about all things Star Wars. https://anchor.fm/Mygfhasneverseenstarwars SHOW LINKS Patreon is now live! Sign up now for bonus episodes and merch Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser Thanks to our Patreons! Sam & Chris Price
01:05:34
May 4, 2020
A Semi-Full of Facts
The Bois are back (mostly) and this week they take a look at some obscure gaming facts that will blow your mind! Also, lots of talk about semis. SHOW LINKS Patreon is now live! Sign up now for bonus episodes and merch Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser Thanks to our Patreons! Sam & Chris Price
01:12:43
April 27, 2020
Weird Weapons
Ooh, it's all a bit… weird this week as the boys have a look at gaming's more unusual weapons. Check it the heck out! SHOW LINKS Patreon is now live! Sign up now for bonus episodes and merch Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser Thanks to our Patreons! Sam & Chris Price
01:19:33
March 30, 2020
Best Levels & Maps
The boys discuss their favourite locales in video games and Ryan gets very cross indeed! SHOW LINKS Patreon is now live! Sign up now for bonus episodes and merch Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser Thanks to our Patreons! Sam & Chris Price
01:24:44
March 23, 2020
Shart Lore and theories
We all know about the lore of these famous games, but Shart Select reveal the best alternate lore to your beloved games.  SHOW LINKS Patreon is now live! Sign up now for bonus episodes and merch Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser Thanks to our Patreons! Sam & Chris Price
01:20:42
March 16, 2020
The Platformer Face Off - Part Two
Let's conclude this madness, shall we? But first, a very special announcement from the Bois! Also, Stu gets the plague!
53:32
March 9, 2020
The Platformer Face Off - Part One
Platformers, we all love them. But what would happen if we made their most famous heroes fight to the death?
01:20:51
March 2, 2020
The League of Thicc Bois 2020
The boys have been specially selected to host an annual tourney to discover the best Thicc Boi in gaming, through combat!
01:14:17
February 24, 2020
Guns Guns Guns - The HD Remaster
The boys revisit an early subject and discuss all things that go bang, pop and zzzzt in this episode. Ryan has two great surprises and Stu gives a stunning review in the Wizard's Tower! Episode Companion article SHOW LINKS Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser
01:26:15
February 17, 2020
Shart Burrito Two - Part 2: The Showdown!
Part 2 of the greatest show down in history after space jam. Who will win!?
01:18:26
February 10, 2020
Shart Burrito Two - Part 1
Part 1 of the great game character showdown tournament edition, who will win?! featuring Podchaser Royalty Haz and Jordan of Grief Burrito fame
53:57
February 3, 2020
Dream Games
This week the bois day dream about what their ideal games would be if they had unlimited cosmic power like that Jafar feller in that film.
01:24:07
January 27, 2020
The 360 Tiers
The Bois are back for 2020 and open the year by ranking the top selling Xbox 360 games
01:39:36
January 20, 2020
The Compilation Station
Come take a trip on the suspiciously shaped train from the wizards tower to the Compilation Station and listen to all the intros and Ryan's Surprises from Season 3!
49:25
December 30, 2019
The AMA Finale
In this spliced together frankenchode of an episode the bois answer some questions from twitter and two star wars themed Ryan's surprises and a final trip to the tip of the bulbous wizards tower for 2019
53:56
December 23, 2019
Shart Select Vs The Game Awards
Stu has to do some work this week so, Winstolf and Ryan take dive into the Game Awards and see what's what, and how wrong they are!!
58:10
December 16, 2019
Vacancy in the Wizard's Tower
With the extending of the shaft and throbbing bulbous tip of the tower, the three Wizards; Master Phenrig, Master Wizard 1 and Master Wizard 2 find themselves struggling to cope with demand. A vacancy has become available. Can Winstolf, Ryan and Stu find a suitable candidate as they discuss their favourite wizards, sorcerers, mages, planeswalkers, semancers and other magical folk? Tune in to find out.
01:05:10
December 9, 2019
The Transportation Episode
Join Winst0lf and Ryan on a fantastic journey as they discuss modes of transport throughout the world of gaming. Can they keep the podcast running until Stu's back?
01:06:19
December 2, 2019
The Big Disappointment
Stu is off on holiday so Winst0lf and Ryan hold the fort, this week looking at some infamously disappointing games and practices from across the gaming world!
01:00:08
November 25, 2019
RoboBois, Activate!
Podcast Activate! Doot doot! In this automated episode, the newest models of the guys go into discussion mode as they tackle the world of robots, cyborgs and all things mechanical. Also, find out what happens when the Shart Bois discuss the MegaDrive with Harrison from Grief Burrito in a Gamecube Factory!
01:02:07
November 11, 2019
The Most Violent Episode
In this rage packed episode (I mean, come on Ryan!) We look into the bloodiest, nastiest, most violent games out there! We also unearth a long lost episode of British kids TV legend, Rainbow... SHOW LINKS Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser
56:15
November 4, 2019
Thicc or Treat
Prepare to get SPOOPY folks, the Shart Select boys deliver a real Thriller this time around, there's tons of rotting flesh in this one, it's not just a spooky skellington of an episode, we even have Penischeese, the Fapping Clown! (It's Halloween themed, ok?) SHOW LINKS Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser
59:21
October 28, 2019
Game Music and Nostalgia Glands Vol 2
In this episode, those rascally boys delve once more into the thrilling world of video game music! MORRRRRTALLLL KOMBAAATTTTT!!! Also, they meet a particularly weird prospector…. SHOW LINKS Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser
01:13:47
October 21, 2019
MegaDive DeepDrive
Shart Select is BACK! Series 3 is among us and things are getting hot and sweaty for the boys! In this episode we discuss the Mega Drive Mini, the games and an exclusive look at a hot new movie, 5hrek! SHOW LINKS Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser
01:15:22
October 14, 2019
The Raid
Area 51 was raided successfully and one thing was taken..... SHOW LINKS Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 NETWORKS GamingPodcastAlliance.com | Odd Pod Squad @oddpodsquad
02:06
September 23, 2019
Cum Wizards and the Apex Banshee
An episode resurrected from the depths of Audacity corruption hell No editing and No filter (because audacity kept crashing) Featuring Sarah the Apex playing banshee in the background SHOW LINKS Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  10% code: THICCB10 CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 NETWORKS GamingPodcastAlliance.com | Odd Pod Squad @oddpodsquad
32:39
September 9, 2019
Saints Row Guy!
This week the Thicc Bois discuss their favorite created characters in various games  SHOW LINKS Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  10% code: THICCB10 CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 NETWORKS GamingPodcastAlliance.com | Odd Pod Squad @oddpodsquad
59:49
September 2, 2019
Loot Boxes
This week the boys discuss the hot topic of loot boxes, Ryan has a surprise for everyone and its round 4 of the overly long name game. SHOW LINKS Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  10% code: THICCB10 CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 NETWORKS GamingPodcastAlliance.com | Odd Pod Squad @oddpodsquad
01:02:39
August 26, 2019
Alternate History
Craig and Ryan discuss alternate history games and Overly Long Name Game Round 3    SHOW LINKS Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  10% code: THICCB10 CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 NETWORKS GamingPodcastAlliance.com | Odd Pod Squad @oddpodsquad
53:31
August 19, 2019
The PS2 Tier
In this episode, Ryan and Stu are join by Ry from Pixi Gaming podcast as they tier the best selling Playstation 2 games  SHOW LINKS Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  10% code: THICCB10 CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 NETWORKS GamingPodcastAlliance.com | Odd Pod Squad @oddpodsquad
01:33:35
August 12, 2019
The Shart Burrito
This week we met up with Haz from Grief Burrito  https://griefburrito.podbean.com/ and discuss game news and subject him to some of our infamous questioning! Grief Burrito Twitter  @GriefBurrito  SHOW LINKS Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  10% code: THICCB10 CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 NETWORKS GamingPodcastAlliance.com | Odd Pod Squad @oddpodsquad
01:42:02
August 5, 2019
Over\Underrated games
As if we didn't generate enough hate from the console tiers, we're back again to bathe in more hatred by listing our Overrated and Underrated games. Lots of shout outs from our twitter followers. The New Sharty Quiz and the 1st Overly descriptive game name game!!   SHOW LINKS Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram /shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  10% code: THICCB10 CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 NETWORKS GamingPodcastAlliance.com | Odd Pod Squad @oddpodsquad
01:32:56
July 29, 2019
Console Tiers Part 3: Handhelds
The last entry in the great console tiering saga, Handhelds from Nintendo, Sega and Sony.   SHOW LINKS Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram /shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  10% code: THICCB10 CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 NETWORKS GamingPodcastAlliance.com | Odd Pod Squad @oddpodsquad
01:07:42
July 22, 2019
Follow Through - ...Previously on Shart Select
catch up with the previous episodes recurring jokes and funny clips new listeners may have missed in a special episode of Worlds Wildest Podcasts hosted by the legend Sheriff John Bunnell. Including a bonus episode with Ryan and Stu   SHOW LINKS Twitter | Instagram | Youtube | Merch  10% code: THICCB10 CAST Winst0lf | Ryan | Stu NETWORKS Gaming Podcast Alliance | Odd Pod Squad 
01:02:38
July 14, 2019
Console Tiers Part 2: Playstation and Xbox
The Shart Console Tier continues, who will be  crowned king? and who will be cast into the void and Sony and Microsoft go head to head!   SHOW LINKS Twitter | Instagram | Youtube | Merch  10% code: THICCB10 CAST Winst0lf | Ryan | Stu NETWORKS Gaming Podcast Alliance | Odd Pod Squad 
01:31:17
July 7, 2019
Console Tiers Part 1: Sega and Nintendo
The boys start the Shart Console Tier off by ranking  Sega and Nintendo consoles out of 5, who will be Shart Tier and who gets thrown in the Fart tier? SHOW LINKS Twitter | Instagram | Youtube | Merch  10% code: THICCB10 CAST Winst0lf | Ryan | Stu NETWORKS Gaming Podcast Alliance | Odd Pod Squad 
01:24:10
July 1, 2019
GPA Podcast 001 - The Gaming Podcast Alliance
There was an idea called The Gaming Podcast Alliance. The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable video game podcasts, to see if they could become something more. To see if they could work together when we needed them to, to have the video game discussions that nobody else ever could  In Episode 1 We discus the best console of all time. Podcasts: Hosts - Rated G for Gamers -  www.ratedgforgamers.com  Shart Select - @shartselectpod Lit Gaming Arena -  @litgamingarena  Zap Night Gaming -  www.zapnight.com  
27:34
June 24, 2019
Follow Through - Super Thicc Bros
With Winstolf still away Ryan and Stu discuss Apex Season 2, E3, Robert Bat-ington & the Magic the Gathering Netflix show.   SHOW LINKS Twitter | Instagram | Youtube | Merch  10% code: THICCB10 CAST Winst0lf | Ryan | Stu NETWORKS Gaming Podcast Alliance | Odd Pod Squad 
45:49
June 24, 2019
Split\Screen
Ryan and Stu take the wheel and discuss their favorite split screen and multiplayer while "Winstolf" is away with the Tetris man   SHOW LINKS Twitter | Instagram | Youtube | Merch  10% code: THICCB10 CAST Winst0lf | Ryan | Stu NETWORKS Gaming Podcast Alliance | Odd Pod Squad 
01:03:22
June 17, 2019
An Audience with Pixi Gaming Podcast
The boys join forces with the excellent Pixi Gaming Podcast.  Links Twitter Instagram Youtube Merch  10% code: THICCB10 Winst0lf Twitter Ryan Twitter Stu Twitter Gaming Podcast Alliance Odd Pod Squad
01:00:57
June 10, 2019
The Tetris Man Cometh
The boys discuss villains and...some weird stuff involving Tetris 99...
01:20:54
May 27, 2019
Follow Through - Earth's Shartiest Heroes
The guys discuss phase one of the MCU
50:39
May 13, 2019
Thicc Bois on Tour
Manchester Anime & Gaming Con adventure
01:32:13
April 29, 2019
Follow Through - Comedy Gold Part 1
In this Follow Through the boys discuss their favorite scenes from comedy movies
34:44
April 18, 2019
Indiana Games & Freud the Monkey Boi
Indie game reviews and our favorite RTS units
42:16
April 2, 2019
Follow Through - Cyber-Shart Systems Model 101
The Shart Select Crew Follow Through on Terminator 2
01:12:04
March 13, 2019
Game Music & Nostalgia Glands
Our favorite music from games and reviews of Spellbreak and Pacify
01:20:19
March 1, 2019
Follow Through - I'd Buy That For a Dollar!
Shart Select Follow Through on RoboCop
52:13
February 11, 2019
The Wizard, The Fan & The Thicc Serbian
NPCs, gaming news and awful jingles!
01:01:18
February 6, 2019