
Shart Select
By Shart Select
Shart Select is an offbeat comedy podcast hosted by podcastings most handsome man, Ryan, and is two homunculi, Stu and Winst0lf. Join them in the bizarre world of the wizardverse as they put the world to rights, have adventures with weird characters and, of course, pester amazing guests!

The Platformer Face Off - Part One
Shart Select • By Shart Select • Mar 02, 2020
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Farewell, Shart Select!
It's the final ever episode of the Shart Select podcast as you know it (join us for Kidnapped By Wizards, coming soon to a podcast supplier near you!) Don't worry, it wasn't Stu and Ryan's shameful display the week before that did it in, we're just evolving!
So why not say bye bye to gaming's weirdest podcast by looking back through the ages at some of the frankly weird stuff that went on, such as suspect clowns, even more suspect interviews with fellow podcasters and, of course, lots of hot content about games and stuff!
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01:13:33
April 18, 2022

The Bonanza Bros.
This week Stu and Ryan are Beefless with him literally tied up with ottoman work at Poundland. They discuss some classic Reddit cringe, the best Marvel fight scenes, some sus World of Warcraft spells, Spider monkeys and making noises when your older
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41:01
April 11, 2022

Stay kayfabe, Stu!
This week the boys are back up to their usual bull at the Wizards Tower. They discuss why Salem is only good thing in Sabrina the Teenage Witch, that Oscars slap, which Greggs treat is the best (in return for hopefully landing a sponsor as usual) and how modern day scrotes are actually "sound lad". Oh, and the Wizards show up to put the listeners through a random movie quiz. Who will win? Who really cares?
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01:07:19
April 04, 2022

Who the f**k is Frank Goof?
This week has it all going on, as the boys look back in time upon the history of Shart Select, apparently they used to like video games… nerds! They also go off on a massive tangent about cartoons from the 1990s, and how basically all of you are wrong for liking those boring ones with no monsters or robots in where people learn lessons, like bloody Doug. BORING! Additionally, Baloo should not be piloting an aeroplane, it is already established in canon that he is a talking bear with no additional skills. Also, a discussion about Nicolas Cage happens!
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01:08:36
March 28, 2022

I'm Darth DhogDirk!
This week the boys are all ready to divulge hot secrets from the Star Wars universe that they definitely know about for reals! They also discuss wookie anatomy, the surprisingly stylish secrets of snails, the ineptitude of Inspector Gadget, and we ask Michael Caine (friend of the podcast) how many Batmans are actually buried on the grounds of Wayne Manor! Also we spurn our sought after sponsor!
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59:11
March 21, 2022

Get Off Those Skeleton Nuts!
This week the boys are joined by Harrison Wild, the lovely host of the Grief Burrito podcast (alongside that other guy). What will they discuss, though? Well there's more Office Guy antics, Ryan reveals the truth of Warehouse Guy, someone reckons they can take a dog in a fight, Ryan really lays on some (awful) chat up lines and what's going on with WoW's overly suggestive new dialogue? Also, armoured tattoos!?
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01:07:13
March 14, 2022

The Slow Thrust Ottoman Empire
After several weeks of ignoring the wizard’s faxes, things finally come to a head for the boys, but what do they discuss? Well, what exactly happens in the Wizardverse club “Poundland” (not to be confused with our high street discount friends), a new run-in with the Office Guy, we talk about how reasonable PlayStation fanboys are about Aloy from Horizon Forbidden West (not very), the big old difficulty argument in Elden Ring, Cynerpunk’s update woes and, as if this isn’t enough, the wizards make a dramatic reappearance in SLOW MOTION!
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55:54
March 07, 2022

Shart Select Season 8 Trailer
Shart Select Season 8 Trailer
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03:24
March 06, 2022

All Monster, No Sponsorship (Yet?)
In this excellent episode of everyone’s favourite podcast, the boys get incredibly horny in main while discussing those hench boys and girls. As well as this insanity, they discuss Ray Parker Jr’s shocking confession, Office Guy update is here, and did they finally manage to land that hot sponsorship deal with Monster Energy? (Spolier: no.)
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01:10:39
February 28, 2022

All Apple, No Crumble (Part One) - Sponsored by Monster Energy(?)
This week the boys stumble across a scandalous conspiracy involving ITV’s golden son, wonder why the world’s gone Sonic mad, the real story behind Die Hard, the worst TV show ever conceived, looked at a gritty Fireman Sam reboot and discover just where Green Daddy has got to recently. We also start ranking the world’s most gorgeous hench bods and discuss who would play the Shart Select crew in the third Sonic Movie!
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01:03:41
February 21, 2022

Thicc Bois and Choccy Veins
This week the boys are landed with a very special set of missions, just as The Beef accidentally summons coronavirus into himself. They choose which chocolate bars are the GOAT out of a set list, and also judge this years League of Extraordinary Thicc Bois championship, featuring heroes from Apex Legends, Twisted Metal, Marvel and more! Oh, and the Beef is angling for a cuddle.
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01:05:11
February 14, 2022

Wabbit Season!!! Adonis Season!!!
Things get a bit horny in main this week as the boys lay it all out on the table! We rank the top sexy rabbits for Dave Cooper, The Beef talks about his new work crush and one of the hosts is a little too quick to talk about which Pokémon would be best in the bedroom (hint, it's not Gardevoire!) We also see the pilot episode for Cumrag's Den, in which the famous wizard tries to get funding for a totally original product!
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01:01:53
February 07, 2022

Jack Skellington's Dirty Little Secret
In this week's hullabalooza of an episode, the boys reveal the Pumpkin King's dirty little secret, find some wholesome goodness in The Book of Boba Fett, use the recent Microsoft acquisition to cast each console company as American High School cliques and, of course, look at Lord Voldemort's obsession with sex toys. All this, and more!
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01:08:40
January 31, 2022

Dat Thicc Gammorean Bussy
The Beef is joined by new hosts Mike Oxlong and Drew Peacock as they look at the latest news, complaints and comedy flashback stories from across the world. Mike takes a deep dive into the weird world of Alphacon, The Book of Boba Fett's thicc pig bois get a mention, Spider-Man: All the Spider Mans gets discussed and why on earth does the USA not like Ribena!?
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01:02:56
January 24, 2022

12 Days of Shartmas - 12 Lumbers Jacking
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28:55
December 25, 2021

12 Days of Shartmas - 11 Grapes a Frutin
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17:15
December 21, 2021

12 Days of Shartmas -10 Timbs a Stompin
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18:19
December 19, 2021

12 Days of Shartmas - 9 Dripping Trays
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17:38
December 17, 2021

12 Days of Shartmas - 8 Men a Milking
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16:52
December 15, 2021

12 Days of Shartmas - 7 Trips to Poundland
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14:36
December 13, 2021

12 Days of Shartmas - 6 Monster Drinks
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15:11
December 11, 2021

12 Days of Shartmas - 5 C*ck Rings
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16:12
December 09, 2021

12 Days of Shartmas - 4 Tractors Pulling
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09:59
December 07, 2021

12 Days of Shartmas - 3 Hench Men
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12:32
December 05, 2021

12 Days of Shartmas - 2 Greedy Nigels
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12:01
December 03, 2021

12 Days of Shartmas - And the wizards in a tower!
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11:37
December 01, 2021

The Milkadook and Other Such Bulls**t
Craig rejoins the boys after suffering a suspect back injury this week, and much is discussed, including Stu's fear of the milkman, the fact we got noticed by Poundland (the high street store, not the nightclub) and, thanks to listener ItemshopDX, are prompted to discuss all kinds of bulls**t. They might also have wound up PIXI and Grief Burrito again, but they love them really… go listen!
01:19:35
November 29, 2021

Ross is the Best Friend, Don't @ Me
This week the boys are back in session after an unexpected detention ruins their plans. In this hot slice of podcastery they discuss the sexiest Man alive (Ryan), the worst police pursuit vehicles, Ryan is now the Fast and the Furious and, to everyone's joy, Professor Ryance returns! Also, Craig was voted to be the best Friend, Ross Gellar! Thanks everyone!
01:21:47
November 15, 2021

No You're Ross Gellar!
This week the boys discuss many important things on the pod, such as the fact that Supercar Nigel is more famous than them, the Switch getting games from a hot new console, they fish for some hot new sponsors and, in what turns out to be a very heated battle, discuss which character from Friends they most represent! Also discussed are healthy yet inventive kinks and, for some reason, a snails anus (snanus). Could it BE any more exciting?
01:07:19
November 01, 2021

Ryan and the Red Ring of Death
This week the boys are joined by Steph to discuss the levels of anger, the worst place to "Hulk Out", and the difference between PlayStation and Xbox gamers. We also visit the Wizards and Professor Imgonnacumm, who has been summoned by a mysterious figure, they're INSIDE THE ROOM!
01:21:24
October 27, 2021

Return to Cockwarts
The boys are all at odds this week, as the wizards have thrust them straight into recording an episode after returning to Cockwarts! This week they discuss all of the world’s most pressing concerns, such as the really expensive Fortnite clothes, what their Chaser names would be, our real feelings on Bonfire Night, just what is the “Sad Little Train” (choo choo) and you better believe that the wizards manage to summon not one but TWO Supercar Nigels, oh the hilarity!
57:35
October 17, 2021

The Little Game That Could
In this week's episode the Wizards push their luck a little too far in their quest for the ultimate gains, resulting in the boys being stranded and, of course, having to record another cursed episode. Why not pass the time with them as they show IGN how to really work out the greatest game of all time? Will it be Kratos, The god of war? The last of us? Mass Effect? Red dead redemption or GTA 5 ? And of you're hungry afterwards then an internet celebrity is here to help!
01:16:44
October 11, 2021

The Greatest Biscuit of All Time?
Disaster strikes this week, as the hosts of Grief Burrito and PIXI Podcast kidnap Stu, following last week's controversial episode! In his (hopefully not permanent) absence, Craig and Ryan tackle a seriously thorny subject… what IS the best biscuit? It's full of facts, information and, yes, biscuit ASMR.
01:14:11
September 27, 2021

The Greatest Game of all Time?
This week the boys take a look at a somewhat controversial game tiering list from that bastion of gaming integrity, IGN, which definitely hasn’t missed out some classic games to fit their own narrative, oh no!. They also look into the secret Terminator subplot of Coronation Street, what those fucking meerkats have been up to, and the Fight Club-esque Go Compare man theory. It’s good soup!
01:17:52
September 20, 2021

Cheddar George
This week the boys accidentally summon an avatar of cheese whilst discussing Logan Paul's simp, Copper Cab being a shill, Stu's thoughts on hand sanitiser, Craig's drag name, a time traveller from a distant era and Ryan's hot thirst trap photo. We are definitely not that guy!
01:09:47
September 13, 2021

Be a Man!
Whaaaat Stu's back? Didn't he leave to make his own podcast about online shooters? Anyway, this week the boys talk about all kinds of weird and wonderful things, including that bloody “be a man” thing he was on about when it all went wrong! We also look the Uruk Hai’s side hustle in sex toys, discuss which podcast hosts would most likely be the Ghostface Killer in a Scream movie, and Stu drops a rather controversial opinion about a certain ghostly holiday! Why not drop in and see what bloody nonsense is going on, eh? Go on, do it!
01:20:16
September 06, 2021

Just to Call Back…
In this week's hawt slice of podcastery, we are joined by Grief Burrito's Most Beautiful Boy (sorry Jordan) Mr Harrison Wild! We talk about Jurassic Park, paragliding with famous movie stars, the new Gremlins 3 plot, and what is the best game soundtrack (again!) So pull up a pew and let's see what's going down!
01:05:43
August 31, 2021

Go Go Tower Rangers
This week the boys delve into Ryan's weird noir detective dream, a strange visit to a battery powered pharmacy, the social distance skeleton, and what are the rent prices like in Gotham City? We also cast suspicion over Bull and Skillo from the Power Rangers and you won't believe the amazing content Stu saves for the end!
01:05:49
August 16, 2021

The Wizard Olympics
Join us for another hot episode, in which we discuss the most important wizarding event on the calendar, how shit Castle Greyskull is, annoying chummy tires and what happened when Jeff Bezos arrived at the Wizard's space station! It's a rollicking good lark!
53:51
August 09, 2021

Jabba the Buff
What happens when it's really bloody hot, and the boys haven't drank enough water before recording? The answer: a load of old cobblers! We visit the Star Wars gym, talk about the inventors of the screwdriver, the horrors of loyalty free music, Facebook cringe and, of course, we reveal Craig's ongoing love of Timbs…
01:05:02
August 02, 2021

A Traffic Jam of Owen Wilsons
On this exciting edition, the boys talk about a new take on The Lion King, new characters for Beauty and the Beast, and why does that woman on the job advert act so bloody stupid all the time? Also, how do you effectively embellish a good old fashioned fart? Why not have a listen and find out?
01:14:02
July 26, 2021

Chilli Oillllll!!!
This week the boys get very cross about TikTok food idiots and daytime TV, and wonder if J Jonah Jameson lusts after… very specific photos of the Spider-Man. Also, the truth about David Dickinson is discovered and we learn a horrifying truth about Johnny Five. Also, Ryan educates is about those ghost twin blokes from the Matrix!
01:11:02
July 19, 2021

Ryan's Condiment Corner
In this dollop of goodness, we discuss the phallacy of fanboys, the inventor of the double decker bus and, of course, Ryan takes us down to the Condiment Corner, where we discuss the Sauce Readily Available rating of god's finest condiments. Why not splurge us all over your dinner?
01:15:47
July 13, 2021

The Lipstick Expose
Ryan's out in space with Gagrid this week leaving Craig and Stu unsupervised, and so a lot of strange talk is had. Join us to learn about which famous people have a dog's appendage, which mascots would be in the Avengers and five into the world of Bigfoot Fursonas with Jeff and Clifford...
01:09:09
July 05, 2021

Shart Potato
In this controversial episode of everyone's favourite podcast, Stu has stumbled across a frankly disgusting tiering list for tuber based food products that needs a good sorting out. We also laugh at E3 reactions and more suspicion over Stephen Mulhern's existence. Let's wipe away those tiers, a new episode is here! Also join our Patreon!
01:14:42
June 28, 2021

Steppingbjorn Laddersson
In this educational episode, the boys ask a very important question about the advent of the stepladder, come up with some ideas for a good Kart game, and the Wizards get caught defacing some exercise books in Cockwarts...
01:02:20
June 21, 2021

The Shart Effect: Legendary Edition
In this week of hot, blistering content, the boys take a good look at that Mass Effect remaster, talk about the evil willy skulls, and are gobsmacked at a famous podcaster's hatred of mushy peas! And remember, even if you don't enjoy this podcast, it's still your favourite!
01:12:23
June 14, 2021

Red Shart, Brown Shart
In this tongue destroying episode, the boys are challenged to some hard to say phrases, look at the medical phenomenon of farts that empty you, and Stu gets all hard for Die Hard in Warzone and Fortnite!
01:02:53
June 07, 2021

Anyone For Sharts?
The boys are joined by OG Shart Select friend, Dave Cooper of the Anyone For Seconds podcast! This week they take a look at awful cinema experiences, call out Nintendo (and many others) to a schoolyard fight, and otherwise really lower the bar for what passes as entertainment!
01:14:12
May 31, 2021

Enter the Irish
Why not join those no-good Shart Select boys as they put the world to rights, one thing at a time? This week they are joined by the REAL owner of PIXI podcast, Kayleigh (@datgingerone), and let the comedy good times flow! They even, believe it or not, talk about video gaming a bit too! Oh, and you can bet Ryan is out being a lil heartbreaker, as usual!
01:24:24
May 24, 2021

Arthur Morgan: Edgelord
Why does everyone's favourite cowboy keep lying to make himself sound more edgy, and are the boys ACTUALLY daring to air controversial opinions about Soulsborne games? On a podcast!? Join in to find out before Master Cumrag ruins it all...
01:05:01
May 17, 2021

Master Phenrig's Not Impressed
The head wizard is in the shed this week, making sure that the boys actually produce a half entertaining podcast! Thankfully, they're joined by the ever fun Steph Gannon, so hopefully they won't be bollocked too much…
01:13:46
May 10, 2021

The Triumphant Return of Semington Corralman
This week the boys are joined by Grief Burrito's messianic host Hazz Wild, and are lucky enough to land an interview with the Wizardverse's premier truck boy, Semington Corralman! Why not join them for a good old time?
01:01:50
May 03, 2021

Bringing Crockery to a Fist Fight
This week the boys bring more INJUSTICES to light, such as why Baron Zemo isn't the top billed hero in Falcon & the Winter Soldier, why don't microwave ovens have advertisements, and why is there not an uproar that our skellingtons are always wet? Also, Ryan brings crockery to a fistfight!
01:11:55
April 26, 2021

A McPasty and a Cider Milkshake, Please
You know what, sod it! This week Winst0lf and Stu are joined by Cornish Ryan and Steph, as the rulebook gets thrown the hell out, along with the bloody video games! It is time for Shart Select to show it's true face at last, that of insane sounding old men complaining about stuff in a comedy fashion, including the Mulhern/Vision theory, Stu's hatred of "Yee Yee" and the truth is finally out about Nintendo!
01:15:27
April 19, 2021

Game Music & Nostalgia Glands 3 ft Emmett LaFave
The nasty Professor Gape has trapped Winst0lf in detention! But don't worry, Stu and Ryan have summoned famed YouTuber, musician and Elder Scrolls fanatic Emmett LaFave to help out with the episode instead!
01:42:39
March 29, 2021

Ryan Vs Ryan
What happens when podcastings greatest beef finally boils over, and Ryan, the most handsome boy on the internet, must go up against Ryan, the most Cornish boy on the internet? Let's find out…
01:38:48
March 22, 2021

A More Than Satisfactory Episode
Ryan’s simping over Satisfactory has finally paid off, as Shart Select lures in Coffee Stain Studio’s community manager, Snutt Treptow, for a lovely chat… but does Ryan have ulterior motives to quite literally get his face into the game?
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01:25:21
March 15, 2021

The League of Extraordinary Thicc Bois 2021
It's back, and this year the famous Quiddicks pitch at Cockwarts School For Privileged Wizards is hosting the event! We also get to hear more dubious erotic literature in Ryan's Surprise, select Halo Wars 2 in the Gamepass roulette and Stu gets to go on a woodland adventure with Gagrid the groundskeeper...
01:07:06
March 01, 2021

The Many Bad Endings of Vito Scaletta
This week the boys talk about bad endings in gaming, with such guilty parties as Half Life, Mafia 2, visit Old Man Lockout, hear some fantastic surprise content from Ryan and even take part in a game of Cockwarts' famous sport, Quiddicks! But be careful, Vito Scaletta might come and pay you a visit...
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01:20:35
February 22, 2021

Shart Messiah
This week we let Ryan take us on a deep dive tour of Arkane’s 2006 title, Dark Messiah of Might and Magic. We also selected Mount & Blade for our first random Gamepass title and pay a visit to Cockwarts, where an attempt to learn the national game of Quiddicks goes horribly wrong when Fuckboy shows up with his razor sharp insults.
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01:09:33
February 15, 2021

Upcoming Titles & The Stone Hard Leg
The boys discuss upcoming games in 2021, and which ones get them...Erm… turgid, and which get them like a sad windsock… will it be Farcry 6, darktide, rider republic, deathloop ? find out now. The Bois also visit Gagrid in his hut and meet fluffer and a nasty run in with Drakebro Fuckboi
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01:03:58
February 08, 2021

Kingdom Sharts
The boys are back! In this episode we complain about things like the old men we are, take a deep dive into Kingdom Hearts and discover the real, top secret meaning behind it all, check out Ryan's Surprise once again and catch up with the latest wizard news at Cockwarts!
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01:06:53
February 01, 2021

Daddy Thicmass
This week Daddy Thicmass empties his sack allover us and treats us to some 3 stories from the Drip Tray, the Patreon only bonus episodes, so we can all enjoy what our patreons suffer with each week
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27:07
December 21, 2020

The Great Meta Audit
This week the bois audit the wizardverse, what will stay at what will be thrown out in the big reboot before season 6!!?? find out in he season 5 Finale
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01:15:35
December 14, 2020

Shart Attack!
The boys have materialised in a 90s arcade, where they run into the lovely Adrian and Dylan from the Arcade Attack podcast!
Featuring: interview with Arcade Attack
Ryan's Surprise
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01:01:54
December 07, 2020

A Trip To Morrowind
The boys have escaped at last, only to wind up trapped on the island of Vvardenfell! Thankfully, they're joined by guests Steph and Paul Gannon in this strange, strange place
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01:17:20
November 30, 2020

Thicc Boy Dreamboats
As the relationship with the wizards worsen, the boys refuse to follow their orders and decide to talk about their crazy dreams instead…
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What Really Grinds My Chode
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01:16:36
November 23, 2020

Bottom of the Shart
The boys encounter Adam and Nick from the Bottom of the Stream podcast knocking about in the Wizardverse and, naturally, set out to interview them. Also, there's some Fred Elliot discussion.
Featuring:
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Ryan's Surprise
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01:09:09
November 16, 2020

Encyclopedia of Filth 2
Ross Cooke is back to talk to the boys, as well as Wizard jock Master Bhigballzs, so naturally the wizards are trying to impress him by making the boys come up with some video game themed lewd acts!
DISCLAIMER: It's nasty!
Featuring:
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01:03:19
November 09, 2020

Tower Fighter
The Mortal Kombat people have been in touch with the wizards to ask a favour: nominate the next DLC fighter for their latest title!
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01:14:19
November 02, 2020

Cryptid Hunting With Grief Burrito
Following a time travel adventure, Haz and Jordan from Grief Burrito get stuck in the Wizardverse! May as well talk about cryptids for a bit then with the boys then, eh?
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01:35:34
October 26, 2020

Spoopy and Nope Places
The boys have been sent to survey gamings spoopiest places on behalf of the Wizards. We also hear some listener suggestions and catch the Wizards sneaking to the pub…
Featuring:
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What People Responses
Uncle Benny's Pub Quiz
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01:20:57
October 19, 2020

Scary Characters & The Invisibility Bloke
This week the boys are tasked with recruiting a scary character from a video game to loiter around the Wizards Tower for Halloween! Also, Master Cumrag uncovers an ingenious new invention…
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Who Done What and When?
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01:37:45
October 12, 2020

Over the hill and far away...
This week the boys get a bit carried away with quizzes, Ryan takes us to Sunny Amsterdam and Master Phenrig has a confession to make about a certain JRPG remake…
Featuring:
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Cunkle or Noncle
Thicc Hunt
Stu's Version of Winst0lf's Quiz
Who Done What and When?
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01:11:16
October 05, 2020

Killer Shart - Rabbit Select
This week the boys are joined by Yorkshire's finest podcast, the excellent Killer Rabbit! Expect hijinks aplenty as we discuss sexy grouse shooting, working down t'pit and jetpacks!
Featuring:
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Interview with Killer Rabbit
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01:31:18
September 28, 2020

Ryan & the 3.5 Inch Floppy
This week the boys discuss a new direction for Thomas the Tank Engine, Ryan's relationship with the Script AI and break out some sick quizzes and surprises!
Featuring:
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The League of Cool Uncles
Thicc Hunt starring Stu
Who Done What and When? Starring Winst0lf
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01:01:45
September 21, 2020

Have You Heard of the High Elves? ft Emmett LaFave
In this glorious episode, the boys meet with acclaimed YouTube star/irl Elder Scrolls character and musician Emmet LaFave of the famous LaFave Brothers for a thrilling interview!
Emmet LaFave:
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Featuring:
Ryan's Surprise: The Impression-Off
The League of Cool Uncles (Cunkle or Noncle)
Emmet LaFave interview
Wizard's Tower (featuring an Oblivion guard!?)
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01:54:42
September 14, 2020

PIXI & Yung Raptor
The southwest's greatest hero returns to the Wizardverse, this time bringing his (possibly a dinosaur) friend Yung Raptor with him to see the boys! Expect weird questions and fun pronunciations of the word "castle"!
Featuring:
Ryan's Surprise: a visit to Professor Ryance!
A very tense quiz from Stu!
An interview with Ryan and Mr Y. Raptor from PIXI Podcast.
The Wizard's Tower
01:40:17
September 06, 2020

The Musician, The Poet, and The Thicc Quizmaster
Forget Ryan's Surprise, this week the bois each have their own special surprises; including Winstolf's Wonder and Stu's Merciless Mindbender
01:22:27
August 31, 2020

Remaster Me Daddy!
The Bois nostalgia glands need milking again, This week we discuss what games we would like to see remastered
01:19:60
August 24, 2020

Encyclopedia of Filth
The Wizard BigBalls is back and brought with him his encyclopedia of filth! The Wizards have asked the bois to decipher some of their favourites to entertain them
01:09:35
August 17, 2020

The Interrogation of Ross Cooke
A mysterious traveller from the world beyond the spooky woods has somehow found the Wizards Tower: artist extraordinaire Ross Cooke! Let's see what the boys make of this enigmatic figure...
Ross Cooke Instagram Twitter
01:07:13
August 10, 2020

Outrage!
The boys are cranky and outraged today, thanks to the constant meddling of the Wizards and two fast food chains fighting each other down the road!
01:07:12
August 03, 2020

It's Magic!
This week the Wizards have asked our put-upon hosts for ideas for spells - obviously from pop culture and video games.
01:19:21
July 27, 2020

Cribs: Wizard's Tower Edition
Mischief ensues on the world's most anarchic gaming podcast this week, as the boys escape the podcasting shed and go on a comedy tour of the area, including the Wizard's Tower!
01:16:38
July 20, 2020

Saturday Morning Cartoons
The wizards are having a sleep over so have asked the Bois for some thicc cartoon suggestions for some reason
01:25:15
July 13, 2020

The Heist
Who would you recruit from video games to pull off a heist? The wizards have the gang answering that very question this episode!
01:46:26
July 06, 2020

The Most Boss Episode
The Bois are tasked with a very important mission from the wizards: hire a video game boss to keep those Elites under control…
Special thanks to Haz From Grief Burrito, Cap Understands Podcast and Sam from Killer Rabbit Podcast for the voice mails
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01:06:07
June 29, 2020

Goons Required
All bosses need goons right? well join Shart Select as they pilfer through various applications from video game enemies to be hired to protect the wizards tower
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01:38:52
June 22, 2020

Enter the Choobe
**//**ROGUE TRANSMISSION**//**
Craig and ryan are gone there is only Stu and the Choobe now
we discuss where really grinds our gears about games and The choobe has his 1st shart select interview
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01:31:56
May 11, 2020

The Phantom Wizards
The week Craig and Stu talk to Ryan and Amy from "My gf has never seen Star Wars" about all things Star Wars.
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01:05:34
May 04, 2020

A Semi-Full of Facts
The Bois are back (mostly) and this week they take a look at some obscure gaming facts that will blow your mind! Also, lots of talk about semis.
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01:12:43
April 27, 2020

Weird Weapons
Ooh, it's all a bit… weird this week as the boys have a look at gaming's more unusual weapons. Check it the heck out!
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01:19:33
March 30, 2020

Best Levels & Maps
The boys discuss their favourite locales in video games and Ryan gets very cross indeed!
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01:24:44
March 23, 2020

Shart Lore and theories
We all know about the lore of these famous games, but Shart Select reveal the best alternate lore to your beloved games.
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01:20:42
March 16, 2020

The Platformer Face Off - Part Two
Let's conclude this madness, shall we? But first, a very special announcement from the Bois! Also, Stu gets the plague!
53:32
March 09, 2020

The Platformer Face Off - Part One
Platformers, we all love them. But what would happen if we made their most famous heroes fight to the death?
01:20:51
March 02, 2020

The League of Thicc Bois 2020
The boys have been specially selected to host an annual tourney to discover the best Thicc Boi in gaming, through combat!
01:14:17
February 24, 2020

Guns Guns Guns - The HD Remaster
The boys revisit an early subject and discuss all things that go bang, pop and zzzzt in this episode. Ryan has two great surprises and Stu gives a stunning review in the Wizard's Tower!
Episode Companion article
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01:26:15
February 17, 2020

Shart Burrito Two - Part 2: The Showdown!
Part 2 of the greatest show down in history after space jam. Who will win!?
01:18:26
February 10, 2020

Shart Burrito Two - Part 1
Part 1 of the great game character showdown tournament edition, who will win?! featuring Podchaser Royalty Haz and Jordan of Grief Burrito fame
53:57
February 03, 2020

Dream Games
This week the bois day dream about what their ideal games would be if they had unlimited cosmic power like that Jafar feller in that film.
01:24:07
January 27, 2020

The 360 Tiers
The Bois are back for 2020 and open the year by ranking the top selling Xbox 360 games
01:39:36
January 20, 2020

The Compilation Station
Come take a trip on the suspiciously shaped train from the wizards tower to the Compilation Station and listen to all the intros and Ryan's Surprises from Season 3!
49:25
December 30, 2019

The AMA Finale
In this spliced together frankenchode of an episode the bois answer some questions from twitter and two star wars themed Ryan's surprises and a final trip to the tip of the bulbous wizards tower for 2019
53:56
December 23, 2019

Shart Select Vs The Game Awards
Stu has to do some work this week so, Winstolf and Ryan take dive into the Game Awards and see what's what, and how wrong they are!!
58:10
December 16, 2019

Vacancy in the Wizard's Tower
With the extending of the shaft and throbbing bulbous tip of the tower, the three Wizards; Master Phenrig, Master Wizard 1 and Master Wizard 2 find themselves struggling to cope with demand. A vacancy has become available.
Can Winstolf, Ryan and Stu find a suitable candidate as they discuss their favourite wizards, sorcerers, mages, planeswalkers, semancers and other magical folk?
Tune in to find out.
01:05:10
December 09, 2019

The Transportation Episode
Join Winst0lf and Ryan on a fantastic journey as they discuss modes of transport throughout the world of gaming. Can they keep the podcast running until Stu's back?
01:06:19
December 02, 2019

The Big Disappointment
Stu is off on holiday so Winst0lf and Ryan hold the fort, this week looking at some infamously disappointing games and practices from across the gaming world!
01:00:08
November 25, 2019

RoboBois, Activate!
Podcast Activate! Doot doot! In this automated episode, the newest models of the guys go into discussion mode as they tackle the world of robots, cyborgs and all things mechanical.
Also, find out what happens when the Shart Bois discuss the MegaDrive with Harrison from Grief Burrito in a Gamecube Factory!
01:02:07
November 11, 2019

The Most Violent Episode
In this rage packed episode (I mean, come on Ryan!) We look into the bloodiest, nastiest, most violent games out there! We also unearth a long lost episode of British kids TV legend, Rainbow...
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56:15
November 04, 2019

Thicc or Treat
Prepare to get SPOOPY folks, the Shart Select boys deliver a real Thriller this time around, there's tons of rotting flesh in this one, it's not just a spooky skellington of an episode, we even have Penischeese, the Fapping Clown! (It's Halloween themed, ok?)
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59:21
October 28, 2019

Game Music and Nostalgia Glands Vol 2
In this episode, those rascally boys delve once more into the thrilling world of video game music! MORRRRRTALLLL KOMBAAATTTTT!!! Also, they meet a particularly weird prospector….
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01:13:47
October 21, 2019

MegaDive DeepDrive
Shart Select is BACK! Series 3 is among us and things are getting hot and sweaty for the boys! In this episode we discuss the Mega Drive Mini, the games and an exclusive look at a hot new movie, 5hrek!
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01:15:22
October 14, 2019

The Raid
Area 51 was raided successfully and one thing was taken.....
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02:06
September 23, 2019

Cum Wizards and the Apex Banshee
An episode resurrected from the depths of Audacity corruption hell
No editing and No filter (because audacity kept crashing)
Featuring Sarah the Apex playing banshee in the background
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32:39
September 09, 2019

Saints Row Guy!
This week the Thicc Bois discuss their favorite created characters in various games
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59:49
September 02, 2019

Loot Boxes
This week the boys discuss the hot topic of loot boxes, Ryan has a surprise for everyone and its round 4 of the overly long name game.
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01:02:39
August 26, 2019

Alternate History
Craig and Ryan discuss alternate history games and Overly Long Name Game Round 3
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53:31
August 19, 2019

The PS2 Tier
In this episode, Ryan and Stu are join by Ry from Pixi Gaming podcast as they tier the best selling Playstation 2 games
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01:33:35
August 12, 2019

The Shart Burrito
This week we met up with Haz from Grief Burrito https://griefburrito.podbean.com/ and discuss game news and subject him to some of our infamous questioning!
Grief Burrito Twitter @GriefBurrito
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01:42:02
August 05, 2019

Over\Underrated games
As if we didn't generate enough hate from the console tiers, we're back again to bathe in more hatred by listing our Overrated and Underrated games. Lots of shout outs from our twitter followers. The New Sharty Quiz and the 1st Overly descriptive game name game!!
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01:32:56
July 29, 2019

Console Tiers Part 3: Handhelds
The last entry in the great console tiering saga, Handhelds from Nintendo, Sega and Sony.
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01:07:42
July 22, 2019

Follow Through - ...Previously on Shart Select
catch up with the previous episodes recurring jokes and funny clips new listeners may have missed in a special episode of Worlds Wildest Podcasts hosted by the legend Sheriff John Bunnell. Including a bonus episode with Ryan and Stu
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CAST
Winst0lf | Ryan | Stu
NETWORKS
Gaming Podcast Alliance | Odd Pod Squad
01:02:38
July 14, 2019

Console Tiers Part 2: Playstation and Xbox
The Shart Console Tier continues, who will be crowned king? and who will be cast into the void and Sony and Microsoft go head to head!
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CAST
Winst0lf | Ryan | Stu
NETWORKS
Gaming Podcast Alliance | Odd Pod Squad
01:31:17
July 07, 2019

Console Tiers Part 1: Sega and Nintendo
The boys start the Shart Console Tier off by ranking Sega and Nintendo consoles out of 5, who will be Shart Tier and who gets thrown in the Fart tier?
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CAST
Winst0lf | Ryan | Stu
NETWORKS
Gaming Podcast Alliance | Odd Pod Squad
01:24:10
July 01, 2019

GPA Podcast 001 - The Gaming Podcast Alliance
There was an idea called The Gaming Podcast Alliance. The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable video game podcasts, to see if they could become something more. To see if they could work together when we needed them to, to have the video game discussions that nobody else ever could
In Episode 1 We discus the best console of all time.
Podcasts:
Hosts - Rated G for Gamers - www.ratedgforgamers.com
Shart Select - @shartselectpod
Lit Gaming Arena - @litgamingarena
Zap Night Gaming - www.zapnight.com
27:34
June 24, 2019

Follow Through - Super Thicc Bros
With Winstolf still away Ryan and Stu discuss Apex Season 2, E3, Robert Bat-ington & the Magic the Gathering Netflix show.
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CAST
Winst0lf | Ryan | Stu
NETWORKS
Gaming Podcast Alliance | Odd Pod Squad
45:49
June 24, 2019

Split\Screen
Ryan and Stu take the wheel and discuss their favorite split screen and multiplayer while "Winstolf" is away with the Tetris man
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CAST
Winst0lf | Ryan | Stu
NETWORKS
Gaming Podcast Alliance | Odd Pod Squad
01:03:22
June 17, 2019

An Audience with Pixi Gaming Podcast
The boys join forces with the excellent Pixi Gaming Podcast.
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Winst0lf
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Ryan
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Stu
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Gaming Podcast Alliance
Odd Pod Squad
01:00:57
June 10, 2019

The Tetris Man Cometh
The boys discuss villains and...some weird stuff involving Tetris 99...
01:20:54
May 27, 2019

Follow Through - Comedy Gold Part 1
In this Follow Through the boys discuss their favorite scenes from comedy movies
34:44
April 18, 2019

Indiana Games & Freud the Monkey Boi
Indie game reviews and our favorite RTS units
42:16
April 02, 2019

Follow Through - Cyber-Shart Systems Model 101
The Shart Select Crew Follow Through on Terminator 2
01:12:04
March 13, 2019

Game Music & Nostalgia Glands
Our favorite music from games and reviews of Spellbreak and Pacify
01:20:19
March 01, 2019

Follow Through - I'd Buy That For a Dollar!
Shart Select Follow Through on RoboCop
52:13
February 11, 2019

The Wizard, The Fan & The Thicc Serbian
NPCs, gaming news and awful jingles!
01:01:18
February 06, 2019