Sh*t Beards

We're here. KJ is queer. Robby is probably not...yet.

KJ and Robby talk about their trip to San Diego

After a long long time KJ and Robby the Lifeguard discuss the oncoming civil war and if they're psychologically ready for cannabilism.

In the future, everyone will get their own N-word, not just every minority group, every single person. For example, "Bob" is the N-word for Robby the Lifeguards, etc. 

Kj and Robby the Lifeguard talk about white guilt, Russian troll agents, and why it's okay for white people to do asian voices. Also Robby the lifeguard says the word "like" 71 times a minute on average. 

Jamie joins the Sh*tbeards for more raging. We watch Chris D' Elia choke on his own bullshit as well as Georgeefloydssporno and do some improv sketches.

RANT ALERT RANT ALERT. KJ and Robby the Lifeguard (mostly Robby) rage for 3 hours about current times. 

The End is nigh!  Buy tuna and toilet paper while you still can! KJ and Robby the Lifeguard talk about the shi*tshow that is America and the world right now. Stay Safe Or Whatever!!!

KJ and Robby have a falling out. The Sh*tbeards may never be the same.

We Announce the first ever Sh*tbeard Cage Fight between KJ and Robby the Lifeguard

We go up to Philly to hang out and do a little improv with stand up comedian Paul Stamegna. 

Robby and Kj reminisce about their holidays and their new years resolutions. 

Robby the Lifeguard angrily rants like a talking chipmunk for damn near 2 hours. 

Number One. The Mandalorian sucks along with everything else KJ likes!

Number Two.  Sylvestor Stallone made a softcore porn!

Number Three.  A kid tries to buy an assault weapon!

My favorite episode so far (this is Robby). This is a long one, so if you can only listen to part, the party picks up at 1:30. If not, enjoy the show.

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At the pure expense of their own freedom, KJ and Robby reminisce on the heinous crimes they committed together when faced with the ultimate public freakout situation; talking loudly at the movie theater.  

Take a deep breath and focus on the now. Now hit the play button. Now listen to the podcast, intently focus on the words you hear. This is the next step to true enlightenment. 

The Shi*tbeards read emails from their sh*tty fans and do some sh*tty sketches. Be sure to check our sh*tty youtube video accompanying the podcast!

KJ and Robby the Lifeguard talk about Epstein and lots of other sh*tty dark topics.

KJ and Robby the Lifeguard are joined by Brian, Austin and Malik as they learn a whole about each other and get very close in ways they didn't believe were possible before I'm not crying you're crying! 

KJ went to pride and had an opening experience. Eye opening. Mind opening. Anal opening. All thanks to the wonderful miracle drug that is Poppers. Happy 4th of July.