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Shmee

Shmee

By Sam Pelissero
Shmee is the ultimate way of living life by following the beat of the earth, blocking out the bad, and expressing pure joy. Follow Sam Pelissero and friends as they share stories of pure comedic chaos and living life the Shmee way. SUPPORT SHMEE! anchor.fm/shmee/support
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Episode 41: I Love the 90's! (Season 2 Finale)
Shmee! Sam's friends Carolyn and Diana finally make it onto the podcast this week! This week they discuss everything 90's...and I mean EVERYTHING. T.V. shows, movies, games, growing up in the 90's, etc. It's a hilarious episode you won't want to skip! Also Sam and Diana battle over Alanis Morissette! 
1:03:00
September 22, 2020
Episode 40: The Radio Star
Shmee! This week Sam is joined by Jersey's own radio DJ and alternative rock enthusiast John Laszkow! John details his life journey that led him to being a radio personality (spoiler: it was from swimming in the Hudson.) Sam gets the deets on the radio industry and the two discuss a variety of topics. The Shmee game of the day is "Alternative Rock Lyric or Emo 8th Grade Diary Entry." 
50:46
September 15, 2020
Episode 39: Boys v. Girls
Sam is joined by Kelly Fitzpatrick! They ask each other questions they have been dying to ask the opposite gender. Does body count matter? Why do girls have such messy cars? Why do guys put their hands down their pants? The answers are fascinating and the stories are hilarious. SHMEE!
1:19:07
September 8, 2020
Episode 38: The One About Destiny
In today's episode, Sam is joined by his sisters Rebecca and Emma! They discuss the anxiety and thrill around our destiny. What is our purpose and what can we do to make sure we are always on the right path towards our destiny? Also, Sam cries for the first time on the podcast and has a huge life lesson to share and the end of the episode! SHMEE!
1:12:36
September 1, 2020
Episode 37: Food Conspiracy Theories
Shmee! Sam is joined by Kevin Ross. They fall down the rabbit hole of health and the food industry. This episode is a roller coaster of conversation topics. You can hear the passion for this topic in our voices. 
1:26:12
August 25, 2020
Episode 36: Britney Spears's America
Shmee! Sam is joined by Carina Duffy! They talk about how it's time we shave America's head and start over. This country needs a phoenix moment and your Shmee spiritual advisors think they have a plan....lol
1:10:31
August 18, 2020
Episode 35: Gay Rights!
Shmee! Sam is joined again by Nicky Thomas! The title of the episode says it all! Fletcher. RPDR. BLM. Twitter. Coming Out Stories. They cover it all! 
1:17:19
August 11, 2020
Episode 34: Uber, Sports, and Vomit, Oh My!
Shmee! Sam is joined by Matt Ross and they share stories from their times as Uber drivers. They also discuss the horrors of elementary PE class. Game of the day is: Gym Horror Stories: Fan Edition!
55:47
August 4, 2020
Episode 33: Anxiety the House!
Shmee! Today's episode Sam and his guest Ashlyn discuss mental health! They share stories of anxiety, give tips and tricks to conquer the voice in your head, and play a game of Never Have I Ever: Anxiety Edition. Welcome to the nut house.
45:18
July 30, 2020
Episode 32: CoroNO She Betta Don't!
DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded a month before social distancing laws took effect.  Sam is joined by Tarah! They discuss current events about COVID-19, tattoos, fisting accidents, and Tarah tries slam poetry. STAY SAFE AND STAY INSIDE!
55:40
April 8, 2020
Episode 31: Triggered
It's the season 2 premiere! Sam is joined by the one and only tiktok, twitter, instagram sensation, Nicky Thomas! They talk about social media monstrosities, the life of a Jersey real estate agent, and what triggers us the most!
57:53
April 1, 2020
Episode 30: Cryptids and Confidants (Season 1 Finale)
It's the season finale! Sam is joined by Dana Clarke and Greg Contaldi! They shamelessly promote their new series, "Shmee Investigates", while discussing the world of mysteries we live in. Dana educated the two on TikTok, Greg exposes Sam for not knowing who anyone is, and Sam exposes himself as a conspiracy theorist...freaky the HOUSE.
59:46
January 15, 2020
Episode 29: Military Brats
Sam is joined by his sister Becca! They share the stories of growing up being military brats. From Hawaii to Belgium to good ol' New Jersey, they had a wild life.
50:37
January 8, 2020
Episode 28: 2020 Vision
Sam is back with Mama Thurston! They review 2019 fades and phases, talk about parents that don't want to parents, review some of the decades weirdest moments, and ring in the new year together!
44:28
January 1, 2020
Episode 27: The Acting Game
This week, Sam is joined by Mally Corrigan! They swap stories of trying to make it in "The Biz", the horrors of community theater, the horrors of being a free agent, and play the new hit game, The Acting Game!
54:15
December 23, 2019
Episode 26: Shmee Holiday Spectacular
Sam, Dana, and Ryan share hilarious Christmas stories, bond over the holiday depression, & play some good ol' reindeer games!
45:16
December 18, 2019
Twerk 4 Jesus {Shmee Christmas Song}
The title says it all.
01:44
December 17, 2019
Episode 25: Growing Up Gay
Sam is joined by his good friend Albie! Together they share iconic stories of growing up gay, their first gay porn experience, and what it was like being closeted in high school. Also they share the true gay agenda.
59:14
December 11, 2019
Episode 24: Heart Breakers
Kelly Fitzpatrick is back to talk about breakups with Sam! Sam shares the crazy story about the drag queen psychic security guard that warned him about his ex. Kelly lets the world know she's an independent woman and she don't need no man. Moral of this story is: sometimes good people do bad things...and platonic plates make horrible gifts.
59:43
November 27, 2019
Episode 23: Hell Hath No Fury like Mercury Retrograde
Dana Clarke is back! In this episode, Sam opens up about his personal experience with mercury retrograde and how all of his exes better book a one way ticket outta here! Also, Dana goes on a pap smear campaign.
58:01
November 20, 2019
Episode 22: Suburbia v. Single Use Plastic
In today's episode, Sam is joined by two of his dearest friends, Marisa and Aliza. Having met in suburbia NJ, the were inclined to share kooky small town stories. From hoarders, to swingers, to VPL's, the three may have taken this episode one step too far...or maybe that was just the cranky old man who compared the town to Auschwitz over the ban of single use plastic. We'll let you decide.
1:06:43
November 13, 2019
Episode 21: Krazy Karen
Sam is joined again by the Queen of Shmee, Jodi Taylor! The conversation this week is a roller coaster of topics. Food. Diet. Exercise. Airplanes. Karen. Sam's hatred of birds. It's...quite the episode.
49:19
November 6, 2019
Episode 20: Tales of the Dark Shmee!
Happy Halloween! Sam, Ryan, and Becky share spooky-ooky stories of the crypt. Discover why Becky's dog barks at 3AM, who is on the top bunk of Sam's childhood bed, and what's good with Ryan and candy corn. It's spooky season y'all!
46:55
October 30, 2019
Episode 19: The Birds & the Bees & Chlamydiaceae
Sam and Tarah are your sex education teachers for the next hour. Sit down and listen up. They discuss STI testing, sexual health, over coming the stigma, and finding humor while at the clinic. This is the class you never got in high school.
55:00
October 23, 2019
Episode 18: The Horrors of the Hospital
Mama Thurston is back! Sam's mom joins him again, this time to swap horror stories of the hospital. She's a full time nurse so you know she's good for them!
1:01:08
October 16, 2019
Episode 17: The Horrors of Customer Service
Sam sits down with Dana Clarke yet again and they dive into their worst customer service stories. Working with the general public can be horrifying and they are here to tell you why!
1:00:07
October 9, 2019
Episode 16: What's Your Sign?
Sam is joined again by the one and only Carina Duffy! They catch up on all things '777', astrological, and spiritual. Also, they read each others horoscopes which turns into non stop laughter.
1:03:19
October 2, 2019
Episode 15: Area 51 Raid (Interview with an Alien)
Sam and Ryan did it! They raided Area 51 and stole an alien! They sit down and interview it to hell. You'll never believe this out of this world episode!
29:49
September 25, 2019
Episode 14: Shmee University
The Queen of Shmee is here! Sam is joined by Jodi Taylor! They discuss the humor of decorating your middle school locker, Lisa Frank, college homecoming insanity, and then take a pop quiz!
1:04:00
September 18, 2019
Episode 13: The Beauty Within
Sam and his long time friend Becky Rynn spill the tea on the beauty community. They talk about body positivity, the make up industry, beauty gurus, and the art of drag.
55:57
September 11, 2019
Episode 12: Bromance
Sam is joined by his bro(mance), Greg Contaldi! This is the episode about nothing...and everything all at the same time! They talk about Sam's daytime talk show debut, Greg's over seas adventures, and play a game of "Larry David Quote or Trump Tweet?"
57:28
September 4, 2019
Episode 11: UNHhhh
In this episode, Sam is joined by his good friend Kelly Fitzpatrick! Their love for everything Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova, specifically their hit web-series 'UNHhhh' is showcased! They also discuss terrible community theater, the origins of their friendship, & absurd fantasy musical adaptations.
59:03
August 28, 2019
Episode 10: From Russia with Love & Drugs
Sam is joined by Jersey comedian Nick Johnson (stage name and real name.) They discuss Nick's Soviet Union identity, the Jersey Devil, and the world of stand up. Also, they dip into the pool of psychedelic experiences.
55:49
August 21, 2019
Episode 9: 1969
Sam invites all of his siblings to join him on this kooky episode. They discuss conspiracy theories, religion, pop icons, and more! #moonlandingwasfake.
59:50
August 14, 2019
Episode 8: Unadulterated Friendship...and Exorcisms
Sam brings Tarah back to the podcast to talk about the most random assortment of topics! From the time Sam was a superhero to the time he encountered an exorcist at this laundry mat. This episode is all sorts of random in the best ways.
56:35
August 8, 2019
Episode 7: Super Spooky 777's
Sam is joined by one of the coolest people alive, Carina Duffy. In this episode, they discuss everything spirituality, astrology, and numerology. You don't want to miss Sam's spooky story about 777's.
58:12
August 7, 2019
Episode 6: Hater Island
Sam is joined by his good friend Dana Clarke! They discuss everything haters! How haters can be your motivators, how haters need to back off, and how all haters...and pirates need to live on a secluded island.
51:00
August 1, 2019
Episode 5: Time Traveling with my Mom
Sam sits down with the woman that made all this possible: his Mom. They talk about rational and irrational fears, the time Sam printed out porn from the family computer, and struggle to keep a straight face the entire hour.
53:42
July 24, 2019
Episode 4: Welcome to the Hell House
Sam is joined by Tarah Donnelly, his long time friend and once upon a time roommate. They share stories of the haunted house they lived in together, the infamous pick axe the cops caught Sam with, and the fact their land lord was a pet psychic. Buckle up, y'all!
42:39
July 18, 2019
Episode 3: Dating Horror Stories
Sam is joined by his Eskimo Sister, Marisa Stavola. They dive into epic dating stories, why gauc comes before c***, and how their friendship was inevitably part of their destiny. For those on Tinder, for those in a relationship, or for those who love avocados, this episode is for you!
1:01:56
July 12, 2019
Episode 2: Getting Cursed In New Orleans
Sam is joined by the co-creator of Shmee, Ryan Ross. They discuss their recent trip to New Orleans as well as the curse they brought back with them (SPOILER: It was Sam's fault.) They also dive into their high school yearbooks to relive the trauma of being awkward youths. Go public schools!
48:35
July 11, 2019
Episode 1: White Claws and Uber and Sal, Oh My!
Sam is joined by Vinny Rendeiro as they swap epic tales of being a part time Uber driver. You're introduced to Sam's hetero alter-ego,  Vinny's impressive patience for the general human population, and Tiff from Bar A. Buckle up y'all...this one's a doozy!
51:59
July 10, 2019
Introduction
Welcome! Thank you for listening to the Shmee podcast! This introduction gives you a little background of who your host is, what Shmee is, and what to expect from this podcast every week!
03:29
June 2, 2019