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Episode 152: Dying is nessecary travel.

The Spartans in Pajamas podcast Apr 24, 2024

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Episode 152: Dying is nessecary travel.

Episode 152: Dying is nessecary travel.

This episode, Loz, Dolph, Larlot and Bio chat about:


The town where death is illegal.


Deadpool and Wolverine trailer.


Fallout Series.


Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 trailer.


Larlot plays Harold Halibut.


Tales from the Shire.


Furry Hitler. (Revisited)


Duckside. (Revisited)


Dolph plays Spiritfarer.


Frontier accused of dehumanising layoffs and mismanagement.


Frontier adds Pay-to-Win mechanics into Elite Dangerous, despite in the past saying Arx will only ever be used for cosmetic items.


Legendary Half Life YouTuber plans class action lawsuit against Ubisoft over The Crew shutdown.


End, Conclude, Finish up.


And we went off on a massive tangent. You knew this was coming... Right??

Apr 24, 202403:44:27
Episode 151: Weaponised Flapjacks.

Episode 151: Weaponised Flapjacks.

This Time, Loz, Dolph and Star chat about:


Water and Lemon Challenge.


SnapJacks and Brownies.


Old shit we quote.


Peter Higgs passed away.


Furry Hitler.


You are a duck.


PS5 Pro Specs.


Potential Xbox handheld.


Take-Two acquires borderlands studio, for $460m from Embracer.


Spartans play Borderlands 1 and 2.


CoD King Kong Glove.


Year of The Shadow.

Apr 10, 202402:06:53
Episode 150: "put that bitch in reverse!"

Episode 150: "put that bitch in reverse!"

Man returns home to land he bought in 1991.


Baltimore Key Bridge.


Squirrel with a gun.


Epic to charge non-game developers $1,850 per seat to use UE.


Star Wars Battlefront Classic launch is a disaster.


PSVR2 production halted due to poor sales.


Konami releases a video fronted by David Hayter.


Enotria: The last song launches August 21st, but no Xbox version planned.


Phil Spencer on the Gaming Indusrty.

Mar 28, 202402:38:40
Episode 149 "I am cornhole! I need tp for bumhole"

Episode 149 "I am cornhole! I need tp for bumhole"

Tesco Shoppers.


Fish Doorbell.


Dragonball Z creator Akira Toriyama has passed away.


Rooster Teeth is shutting down after 21 years.


Mad scientist runs sonic on chilli and hotdogs.


Overwatch 2 Cowboy Bebop collab.


PS5 owners lose access to their digital library.


PSVR-2.


Star Citizen developer hit with Layoffs.


Stalker original Trilogy.


Xbox Partner Preview announcements.


Xbox games with broken achievements.


Toys for Bob goes independent.


Gearbox leaves Embracer.


Glofish.

Mar 13, 202403:03:43
Episode 148: Clean out your PC!

Episode 148: Clean out your PC!

Catching up with everyone.


Borderlands movie Trailer.


PlayStation lays off 900 employees.


Sony gets Sea of Thieves and Grounded from Microsoft.


Temtem CEO view on MMO expectation.


Star Wars Battlefront classic Collection.


Nintendo now the richest company in Japan.


Nintendo Direct.


Baldur’s Gate 3 Nicholas Cage mod.

Feb 28, 202401:38:51
Episode 147.5 RP chat with Biotechgaming and Jazzy!

Episode 147.5 RP chat with Biotechgaming and Jazzy!

There's a brief chat between us three about how servers handle Rp and what kind of Rp you are likely to see from the trio going forward!

Feb 28, 202437:09
Episode 147 Raisins are just failed grapes.

Episode 147 Raisins are just failed grapes.

This time, Loz, Dolph, Star, Bob, Jazzy, and Larlot chat about:

Say goodbye to two chocolate bars from Nestle.


Cigarettes could be coloured green or brown.


Disposable vapes to be banned in the U.K.


Woman gets more filler for her lips.


Jim Carrey to return as Robotnik in Sonic 3.


Deadpool 3.


Carl Weathers, actor from The Predator, The Rocky franchise and The Mandalorian, and many others, dies at 76.


Candle scents of a peculiar nature.


Sony issuing refunds to TLoU2 remastered.


Disney rumoured to be buying Epic Games.


Xbox’s confusing PlayStation friendly future.


Judas, the new game from the Bioshock creator.

Feb 15, 202402:51:27
Episode 146: Gaslighing Co

Episode 146: Gaslighing Co

In this episode, Loz, Dolph, Larlot and Jazz chat about:


Tony’s Chocolate.


Larlot goes to NYC.


Scented Candles.


Norman Doors.


Apple opens up their App Store to game streaming services.


Dolph plays Palworld.


Nintendo have come for me


Buldurs Gate 3 player beats boss by making it too dumb to live.


Microsoft layoff 1900+ employees after a reshuffle.


Green Hell announce upcoming Next Gen upgrade for current owners of the game, also saying that last Gen development will stop.

Jan 31, 202402:11:20
Episode 145: Gunkemon! Gotta shoot em all!

Episode 145: Gunkemon! Gotta shoot em all!

This episode, Loz, Dolph, Star, and Bob chat about:


Loch Ness Monster.


The Ghost Village.


Day tripper fuming after a drinks bill.


Mickey Mouse enters Public Domain.


GAME to stop buying and selling preowned stuff.


Palworld is coming to Xbox/gamepass and steam on Jan 19th.


Max Payne Remake to merge first two games.


Baldurs Gate 3 devs working with Microsoft to sort out account bans from capturing scenes from the game.


Play Xbox games via MetaQuest 3.

Jan 17, 202401:27:58
Episode 144: Call of Matt Booty

Episode 144: Call of Matt Booty

Loz, Dolph, Star, Bob, and Jazz chat about:

Christmas Catch up.


Nacho cheese Liquor.


Kung Fu Panda 4 is coming.


James McCaffrey, who brought Max Payne to life, passes away.


Twitch and Artistic Nudity.


Dota 2 streamer “Mason” gets issued a perma ban from Valve.


Spyro 4 could be coming soon.


Xbox announces more leadership changes.


Skyrim players made an enchantment that can paralyse enemies for 68 years.


RP recap.

Dec 27, 202302:06:04
Episode 143: Licking Loz’s cartridge.

Episode 143: Licking Loz’s cartridge.

This episode, Loz, Dolph and Star chat about:


Quiz show questions.


Turkey sized meatball.


Andre Braugher dies at 61.


Shane MacGowan, “Pogues frontman” dies at 65.


Valve issues warning to steam deck users.


Doom turns 30.


Google has illegal monopoly in App Store fight.


E3 is ending.


GTA 6 trailer impressions.


The Day Before.


The Game Awards.


Light no Fire.


Jurassic Park Survival.


Kingdom Come:Deliverance is coming to Switch.


Batman Arkham collection on Switch.


Dolph plays Superliminal.


Dolph plays Baldurs Gate 3.


Sony has unexpectedly been handing out permanent account bans.

Dec 13, 202301:51:38
Episode 142. Loz is ill and couldn't think of a witty title!

Episode 142. Loz is ill and couldn't think of a witty title!

This week Loz, Dolph and Bob chat about:

PSA for hospitality staff.


Freddo chocolate bar.


Bioshock film in the making.


Sony set to face £5B class action lawsuit.


PlayStation Portal. What we know so far.


Yorkshire Tea is selling PS5 and Xbox Series custom controllers.


SW:KotOR remake is dead.


Dragons Dogma 2 release date revealed for March next year.

Nov 29, 202301:37:20
Episode 141: This isn’t just any gimp. This is an M&S gimp.

Episode 141: This isn’t just any gimp. This is an M&S gimp.

Loz, Dolph, Star and Larlot chat about:

Chef knives.


Bully XL Dog ban. ( more info)


Homer will no longer strangle Bart.


Disney to buy full control of Hulu in deal with Comcast.


Woman defends her Tattoo.


Somerset Gimp.


The Escapist news.


Rockstar hint at a GTAVI trailer in the coming weeks.


Bungie News.


Spider-Man QTEs aren’t needed.

Nov 15, 202301:56:38
Episode 140. How'd you like your steak? Rambo style.

Episode 140. How'd you like your steak? Rambo style.

He’s such a Dick rash


Sir Bobby Charlton dies at 86.


Matthew Perry, dies at 54.


Meet the £760 steak.


Metal Gear Collection is bad.


Xbox new policy will block non supported 3rd party accessories.


Nintendo says it has a great relationship with Microsoft.


Bungie layoffs and news.


PSVR2 is set to reduce in price in time for Christmas.


Spider-Man 2 had a lot of bugs at launch.


Connie Booth no longer at Sony.


PlayStations new PS5 optional disk drive will need an internet connection to verify.


PS5 Slim.

Nov 01, 202301:37:43
Episode 139: The Geneva convention of the Geneva convention.

Episode 139: The Geneva convention of the Geneva convention.

This episode, Loz, Dolph, Star, and Larlot chat about:


Loz goes to London.


Worlds most expensive sandwich? Maybe.


Distraught 4th Graders.


Mobile phones to be banned in schools.


Michael Gambon, Dumbledore from Harry Potter, Dies.


Bioshock. Coming soon to Netflix.


Animal Crossing Lego.


Epic lays off 16% of its workforce.


Jim Ryan steps down as CEO of PlayStation.


The new PS5 requires a £30 add on for it to stand up. Also comes with a kickstand.


Spider-Man 2.


AMD FSR 3 is coming to consoles.


CMA finally clear the merger.


FTC file for Microsoft to keep ActiBlizz as a separate Subsidiary.


Xbox cloud gaming will be available on Meta via all meta quest headsets this December.


Cities skylines 2 news.

Oct 18, 202301:54:02
Episode 138. The Wong measurement.

Episode 138. The Wong measurement.

This episode. Loz, Dolph, Bobs and Lurker Sparks chat about:

11 year old charged adult prices because of height.


Naked Neighbours.


American Bully XLs to be banned in the U.K.


David McCallum dies.


Apple iPhone 12 in France.


Blink 182 is back.


FTC files antitrust lawsuit against Amazon.


FTC apparently leaked Microsofts future plans.


CMA have reached a preliminary agreement with the merger.


Unity shenanigans.


Sony got hacked.


TES 6 will not be coming to PlayStation.


Spider-Man 2 fast travel got a community note.


Starfield passes 10M downloads in 2 Weeks.


Starfield players are followed across the galaxy.


Star Citizen reaches alpha 3.2, over $600m later.


RDR2 reportedly coming to Switch.


Ubisoft announce The Division 3, with zero fanfare.


Nintendo Direct.


SmallLand.

Sep 27, 202302:39:20
Episode 137. Is it Erection cottage and dick lane hard?

Episode 137. Is it Erection cottage and dick lane hard?

This episode: Loz, Dolph, Star, Bob, Sparkster, and Sparky chat about:


Erection Cottage.


Lidl recalls popular kids snack.


Smash Mouth frontman, Steve Harrell passed away.


New Resident Evil film.


Volition Games closes down.


Nintendo Switch 2.


Starfield News.


PlayStation players and Starfield.


Guy gets caught out lying when he said he’s played Starfield.


Microsoft Mastercard.


Gearbox may be getting sold.


Borderlands: Pandoras Box edition.


Unity to start charging Devs a fee each time a game is installed.

Sep 13, 202302:15:26
Episode 136. Get your PP out for the lads!

Episode 136. Get your PP out for the lads!

This episode, loz, Dolph, Star, Bobs, Jazzie, and Sparky chat about:


Loz goes to a footie match.


Panda Ant.


Man split in half.


Xbox Console Wraps.


Microsoft submit new deal to the CMA.


Project Q now has a name.


Sony raises the price of PlayStation Plus prices by up to £40 per year.


Starfield hater becomes laughing stock.


Starfield withhold Review copies in the U.K.


Xbox updates it’s report system. 8 strikes and you get banned for a year for using their services.


Charles Martinet will no longer voice Mario.

Aug 30, 202302:00:58
Episode 135. Waist deep in Hippo

Episode 135. Waist deep in Hippo

loz, Dolph, Star, and Bobs chat about:


The Hunt for the Veggie Man.


Aftermath of Geronimo.


Tattooing the Butchers.


The Quirky lingo of Gen Z.


Crooked House Pub.


Stars Trip to France.


When Otters Attack!


NASA detects signal from Voyager 2.


Discord will soon allow you to stream your gameplay from Xbox to Discord.


Cloud gaming coming to PS5.


GTA V RP.


Red Dead Redemption coming to Switch.


The Future of Commander Zavala.


The Future of Star Citizen.

Aug 16, 202302:53:51
Episode 134. Spider bites don't make you Spider-Man, just super dead.

Episode 134. Spider bites don't make you Spider-Man, just super dead.

loz, Dolph and Bobs chat about:


Chinese Zoo.


Becoming Spider-Man.


I’ll have a Heineken.


Sinead o Conner passes away.


Twitter Rebranding.


r/Place.


Pizza scented Controller.


Fan made Simpsons Hit and Run.


Ratchet and Clank: Rift Apart, is steam deck Verified.


ESRB wants to scan people’s face to verify age.


Pokémon Go and the Dragonite Defender.


PlayStation Pro. ‘Project Trinity’.


What happened to Dolphin on Steam?

Aug 02, 202302:03:05
Episode 133. FTD: Foot Transmitted Disease.

Episode 133. FTD: Foot Transmitted Disease.

This week: loz, Doph, Star, Bobs, and Lurker Sparks chat about:

Second Defacer.


Hotel room forgetfulness.



Lego Café


Deadpool 3 shuts down production.


Toe Wrestling.


Disney is rumoured to be looking to sell.


Loz goes on a tangent.


Gex is coming back!


Payday 3 requires always online. Even for solo games.


Project Dragon.


PS5 access controller.


Xbox gold rebranding.


Old school CoD servers are coming back online.


FTC tomfoolery: Electric Boogaloo 2.


CAT/CMA stuff.

Jul 19, 202302:26:20
Episode 132. Lots of grills,

Episode 132. Lots of grills,

License plates.


The Annoying Beeping Noise.


Elon imposes tweet view limit.


Google looking to attempt Stadia 2.0 by using YouTube as a base.


Deadalic Entertainment shutting down game development.


Sonys Secrets Spilled. Stupid Sharpie.


More FTC tomfoolery.


FTC plans to file huge antitrust suit against Amazon.

Jul 05, 202302:12:14
Episode 131. Not E3 2023

Episode 131. Not E3 2023

Entitled driver.


Future PC games to start requiring SSDs going forward.


Nintendo Direct.


Xbox showcase.


Series S console to ship with 1TB SSD at around £299.


New Stellaris Game is coming soon.


Phasmophobia is coming to consoles in August.


Twitch Stuff.


Petition started online for Starfield to be PS exclusive.


This week: loz, Dolph, Star, and Sparks chat about...


Halo Infinite multiplayer story is ending.


Sony said it would withhold PS6 information from Activision, should the deal go through.


ActiBlizz deal ‘aimed to put Sony out of business’


FFXVI reportedly causes PS5s to overheat during intense boss fights.

Jun 22, 202301:58:11
Episode 130. Ducking hell.

Episode 130. Ducking hell.

This episode, loz, Dolph, Star and Sparkster chat about:


Ducking hell.


Now that’s a lot of water.


The Thing 2.


Popular Subreddits are going dark after Reddit changes it’s prices for the use of its API.


PSVR2 gets its first price cut.


Project Q battery life is low, according to rumours.


Most, if not all games from Sony’s game showcase are multiplatform.


Sony under fire for abusing its dominance in the industry.


CMA director used to work for a Sony/Google law firm.


The ActiBlizz deal heads on for a summer showdown.


MGS masters collection.


Twitch is updating its ToS and it’s facing lots of backlash.


Star Trek resurgence.

Jun 07, 202302:03:18
Episode 129. “Who the f@#k is saying NO!!”

Episode 129. “Who the f@#k is saying NO!!”

This episode: loz, Dolph, Star, and Sparkster chat about:

Police search reservoir in Portugal for Maddie.


Tina Turner has passed away at 83.


Full Monty sequel series is coming to Disney+.


Rumour of a Zelda film circulating after the success of Super Mario Brothers Movie.


Under a Rock.


Loz tries GTA RP.


State of Decay 2 update 33.


Retro Room Partner with Xbox.


The Era of 100Gb+ games are upon us.


EU approve the ActiBlizz deal.


China also approve the deal along with the 37 other countries so far.


Gears 5 is one of the first of many titles coming to Nvidia GeForce Now.


Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodhunt is shutting down its servers.


Stray is coming to Xbox.


Zelda:TOTK is Japan’s 7th biggest game launch and has sold over 10m copies world wide.


Sony In Hot Water with CAT and EC.

May 24, 202302:25:45
Episode 128. BoneHenge.

Episode 128. BoneHenge.

This episode, loz, Dolph, Star and Sparkster chat about:


Loz turned 38.


Lincolnshire seaside town named worst in UK.


Mowing a giant Penis.


Jerry Springer dies at 79.


Sum41 news.


Gran Turismo movie.


9 million people have watched the Super Mario Brothers movie on Twitter.


Star Wars Jedi: Survivor on PC launches in an abysmal state.


Flashback 2.


CMA news.


More cloud deals signed.


Thanks for listening!

May 10, 202301:59:05
Episode 127. Rapid Unscheduled Podcast: Liquid Tree Edition.

Episode 127. Rapid Unscheduled Podcast: Liquid Tree Edition.

This Episode, loz, Dolph, Star and Sparkster chat about:


Liquid Trees.


Barry Humphries has died at 89.


Len Goodman dies at 78, ex strictly head judge.


SpaceX explosion.


Emergency Alert.


Sega acquires Rovio, Angry Birds creator.


According to a survey, 90% of people won’t subscribe to Ubisoft+.


Hacker, Gary Bowser ( Team- Xecutor) owes Nintendo 20-30% of all his future earnings.


ActiBlizz deal blocked by CMA.


US senator asks Sony CEO to reveal PlayStation game exclusivity deals.


Microsoft Xbox home UI is getting a rework after complaints of dynamic backgrounds being cluttered up with tiles.


Grounded update brings wasps and other new nifty things.

Apr 26, 202301:41:34
Episode 126: Death by Chocolate Orange.

Episode 126: Death by Chocolate Orange.

This episode, loz, Doph, Star, and Larlot chat about :



Costco shopper and the cake of non-compliance.


Game of Pool, now £1.50.


can I have the gin that looks like a gun.


he’s put soda in it again!


Is a hotdog a sandwich?


Terrys chocolate orange.


Povvos.


Monster energy drink goes on a trademark abuse tirade.


Ads for toddlers sparks debate.


Madeleine McCanns parents speak out after woman claiming to be her daughter shows negative.


Shrek 5 is in talks.


Fridge sensors.


The toolbox.


Paul Cattermole, dies at 46.


YouTube and the premium 1080p.


E3 is officially cancelled.


Bobby Kotick responds to Sonys behaviour.


Devs give psvr2 owners free upgrades from psvr.


Pokémon clone coming soon.


TLoU steam reviews are mostly negative.


Ark 2 delayed until 2024.


Japan is in trouble in regards to fair trade on digital goods agreement.


Square Enix snubs Xbox again with the launch of Final fantasy bundle 1-4.


“The murder of Sonic” hits 1m downloads.


Cheaper Xbox expandable storage cards are on the way.

Thanks for listening!

Apr 12, 202302:51:04
Episode 125. Slenderman: The early years.

Episode 125. Slenderman: The early years.

This episode, loz, Dolph, Star, Bob, Sparks, and Jazzay chat about:

Tesco shopping list.


Shrinkflation.


Woman claims to be Madeline Mc Cann.


Justin Roilland.


Lance Reddick has passed away at 60.


Gordon Moore, intel co-founder dies at 94.


Paul o Grady, comedian dies at 67.


Dolphin Emulator is coming to steam.


Amazon Luna launches in the U.K, Germany and Canada.


Random 1 up mushrooms apparently grow for Mario’s corpse.


PSVR2 does work on PC, if you’re willing to spend another £350 on a cable.


Texas chainsaw massacre game to release on all platforms on 18th August 2023.


More Actiblizz stuff.


Sony has taken two big losses.


Life By You, a Sims competitor has no loading screens.


E3 news.

Mar 29, 202302:27:10
Episode 124. Schrodinger’s Fried Chicken.

Episode 124. Schrodinger’s Fried Chicken.

This episode: loz, Dolph, Larlot, Bob, and Sparks chat about:


Anchor changes it’s name. 


The Works. 


Man sparks investigation after found cooking a chicken with a blow torch. 


Tom Sizemore has died at 61. 


Mystic Meg has passed away at 80. 


Red Dwarf is returning. 


Lots and lots of Googly Eyes. 


City Skylines 2 is to drop this year by end of December. Rumour are it will run in the Unity engine.


SquareEnix disappointed with Forspoken sales.


Starfield delayed until September 2023. 

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EU deal likely to be approved. 


Microsoft signs 10 year deals with Ubitus and Boosteroid. 2 cloud streaming services.


Sony accuses Microsoft of hindering PlayStation sales by releasing a buggy version of CoD if the deal goes through.

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Rumours of a PS5 pro are circulating. 


PS6 release date surfaces in official document from Sony.


Resident Evil Lego Recreation.

Mar 15, 202302:27:35
Episode 123. The podcast gets a new coat of paint.

Episode 123. The podcast gets a new coat of paint.

This week, loz, Dolph, Star, Bob, and lurker Spark talk about:

Podcast Banner. 


I am Legend 2 follows on from alternative ending. 


Multiple new LoTRs films in the pipeline. 


Liam Neeson criticises Star Wars for too many spin-offs. 


20 best pop-punk love songs. 


Lady claims to be Madeline Mcann.


Top down, adorable shooter, Mighty Doom is available soon on mobile. 


Redfall single player campaign to require persistent online connection. 


Stardew Valley is 7 years old. 


Beyond Good and Evil 2, loses its studio head, Gulliaume Carmona. 


Sony declares that it’s first party titles don’t profit enough, so they need CoD to fund them. [Rumour]


Microsoft have signed deals with Nvidia that will allow GeForce Now to stream Xbox PC games, if the acquisition goes through. 


CMA claim in provisional investigation that the merger is bad. 

Mar 01, 202302:25:23
Episode 122. Loz spoils Dead Space remake!

Episode 122. Loz spoils Dead Space remake!

This episode loz, Dolph, Star and Sparks:


Custom Cards for podcast. 


Fawlty Towers reboot. 


Barney Reboot. 


Tea Candles. 


Paco Rabanne dies at 88. 


Linkin Park unreleased songs. 


Tetris Movie. 


Live service games are dying by the dozens. 


Nintendo Direct. 


Max Payne 1-2 remake. 


Sony dualsense edge review. 


Secret single player titanfall game reportedly cancelled by EA. 


Dead space, a Loz review. SPOILERS HERE! FINISH WHEN I MENTION SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

Feb 15, 202301:40:13
Episode 121. Full Metal Box

Episode 121. Full Metal Box

this episode: loz, Dolph, Star, Sparks, and Bobs chat about:


Pet fish commits credit card fraud.


Greggs. 


Justin Roiland. 


Soldiers trick AI security by hiding in boxes. 


Marvel Avengers to be delisted in September as development and support ends. 


Dual-Sense pro battery lasts 6 hours. 


Sony accused of lying to EU regulators. 


EA and respawn delay Star Wars Jedi: Survivor. 


Respawn to end support mobile version of Apex Legends. 


Battlefield 2042 brings back the class system. 


Loz and Dead Space. A review.


Goldeneye 007, remaster. 


Player grinds MMO mini game for 8 years. 

Feb 01, 202302:08:10
Episode 120. , sense

Episode 120. , sense

thie episode, loz, Doph, Star, and Sparks chat about:


Woman blinded by tattoo artist’s botched effort to dye her eyeballs. 


Lisa Marie Presley dies at 54. 


Woman fed up with fly-tipping, returns mess to an address she found amongst the rubbish. 


Tim Cook takes a $35m pay cut that he recommended. 


Rumour: Legend of Zelda Movie being worked on by Illumination.


Mandalorian Season 3. 


“I’m selling my Series X to buy PSVR2”


PSVR2 is a guaranteed flop and Sony should delay it.


New PS5 hardware won’t be compatible with previous models.


Sony’s accessibility controller, Project Leonardo and it’s high amount of customisation. 


Rumour: standing up your PS5 could lead to catastrophic failure. 


Ubisoft have cancelled 3 unannounced games and have also delayed Skull and Bones, again.


Hall Effect joycons appear online, hinting that Nintendo may be switching to these in the future. 


Google Stadia died today ( 18th January 2023).

Jan 18, 202302:01:33
Episode 119. Now in 8k*

Episode 119. Now in 8k*

In the first episode of 2023. loz, Doph, Star, and Lurker Sparks chat about:


A horse is walked into a bar. 


Dynamite found in Chesterfield. 


Vivienne Westward, Pelé and Former pope Benedict have passed away at 82, 81 and 95, respectively. 


Worsley Man beats Cancer. 


Quality Street Wrapper woes. 


PizzaGate. 


Christmas WAYW results. 


Wallace and Gromit to return in 2024 for a new film. 


Beyond Good and Evil 2, has now been in development longer than Duke Nukem Forever. 


Chile have passed the ActiBlizz merger in Phase 1. Japan rumoured to have also passed as well. 


Sonys new DuelSense Edge controller to have worse battery life than it’s predecessor. 


Where is Sonys advertised 8K support?


Microsoft have confirmed Sony is blocking these 4 games from ever hitting Xbox. 


Sony is requiring developers to exclude Microsoft


*Not actually 8K Soon TM

Jan 04, 202302:10:24
Episode 118. “Shark needs braces. Dental plan!”

Episode 118. “Shark needs braces. Dental plan!”

This episode, loz, Dolph, Larlot, Star, Bob, and Lurker Sparks chat about:


Shark Graveyard. 


Olive Garden manager fired. 


Larlot finally bought an iPad. 


The new Twitter tick system. 


Henry Cavill news. 


New Pokémon TV series announced for 2023. 


Sonic Prime episode 9. 


Bioshock movie adaptation. 


Bioshock 4. 


Epic gets fined $520m. 


FTC sued to block Microsoft Acquisition of ActiBlizz.


Most searched games on Pornhub. 


Is Microsoft exploring a cheaper, ad-supported game pass?


High on Life, is game pass’ biggest 2022 launch. 


SiPs review of High on Life. 


Final Fantasy Pixel collection available on all systems, except Xbox. 


Horizon:Forbidden West DLC, is a PlayStation 5 exclusive. 


Grounded has now surpassed 15m players. 

Have good Xmas/New Year!! see you in 2023. 

Dec 21, 202202:30:45
Episode 117. "I need a podcast title" - Master Chief

Episode 117. "I need a podcast title" - Master Chief

This episode, loz, Dolph, Star, Bob, And lurker sparks chat about:


Tesco and Petrol Pumps. 


Merecedestransactions. 


Freebird. 


Dan Jones. 


December, the month of strikes. 


Goblin Mode. 


David Frank, the original Green Power-ranger dies at 49. 


Kirstie Alley passes away at 71. 


Twitter closes offices. 


Legendary Sonic designer, Yuji Naka has been arrested. 


The GameCubes hidden feature. 


PS5 to get discord integration by March 2023. 


Sony was offered a 10 year deal to keep CoD on its platform. 


Sonys response to the UK CMA is comical. 


Sony claims Microsoft’s strategy is to make PS5 like Nintendo. 


The total cost to play Horizon:Call of the Mountain. 


Sony in talks with Honda for a PS5 electric car package to compete with Tesla. 


Nintendo offering refunds for Pokémon Scarlet and Violet. 


Dead Island 2 delayed. Again. 


Xbox outsells PS5 during Black Friday week. 


Starfield has been confirmed to be Xbox and PC Exclusive. 


Xbox view of the 10 year commitment to bringing CoD to the Switch. 

Dec 07, 202202:09:59
Episode 116. Kennst du den Muffin Mann?

Episode 116. Kennst du den Muffin Mann?

This episode. loz, Dolph Star, Larlot, and lurker Sparks chat about:


Full English in a slow cooker. 


Batman star, Kevin Conroy dies at 66. 


Leslie Philips, star in Harry Potter and Carry On, dies at 98


Winnie the Pooh, horror film director, rumoured to be working on a PeterPan one. 


He’s such a doll. Literally. 


Bountyless Celebration tubs. 


Liz Truss Effigy. 


Sheffield residents crowned hardiest in UK when dealing with the common cold. 


Twitters new paid verification leads to countless fake accounts for reputable companies like Valve and Nintendo. 


UKs top searches on Pornhub. 


Grounded video game to get an animated series. 


Grounded has reached 13m players. 


Stevivor and PlayStation. 


PlayStation VR2 launches in February 2023 and it’ll set you back £550. 


God of War: Ragnarok. 


Larlot: Trolling level 100. 


Witcher 3 gets a release date for its next gen release upgrade. 14th December. 


Microsoft’s Xbox chief settles the CoD debate. 

Nov 16, 202202:24:22
Episode 115. The birth of SiP

Episode 115. The birth of SiP

This episode. Larlot, loz, Doph, Star, Bob, and lurker Sparks chat about:

Bob Meets Celebs.

2 storey house.

Lizz Truss Lettuce.

The DIY Vtuber.

Apple confirms it will switch to USB-C ports after new EU law.

Guest Star Twitch.

MW2 phone number requirements.

Physical copies of MW2 are essentially an expensive coaster, as it contains a whopping 72MB of data.

Minecraft Burberry.

Horizon:Forbidden West senior writer, joins Fable team, at Xbox.

Red Dead Redemption disappears from modern PlayStation consoles.

Alan Wake remaster comes to the Switch.

Episode 150 idea.
Nov 02, 202202:11:03
Episode 114. This episode: It’s not dualsensual, but it is Girthy

Episode 114. This episode: It’s not dualsensual, but it is Girthy

This episode loz, Dolph, Star, Bob, And Larlot chat about:


Dartford Crossing


Larlot and Asda. 


Blink 182 are touring. 


Robbie Coltrane, Hagrid from Harry Potter has died. 


Angela Lansbury, star of Murder she Wrote, passes away at 96. 


Dave Grohl. 


RSPCA. 


Skullswing Smith. 


Things Larlot does when people leave her alone. 


Super Mario Movie. 


RTX 4090. 


Brazil approve the ActiBlizz acquisition. 


PlayStations new DualSense Edge controller. It’s features and cost. 


The Elder Scrolls Online on Stadia shutting down. 


Silent Hill 2. 


Disney Dreamlight Valley. 


MW2 will require a phone number. 


Minecraft 1.2. Camels and other stuff. 


Star Citizen rumour that single player campaign is still 2 years away. 


EA and Maxis are working on a new Sims game. 

Oct 19, 202202:39:49
Episode 113. "The same podcast without any new development or significant enhancements."

Episode 113. "The same podcast without any new development or significant enhancements."

In this episode: loz, Dolph, Star, Sparks, and Larlot chat about:


No adult McDonalds Happy meals in the UK. 


Quality Street removes their colourful wrappers. 


Coolio dies at 59. 


The tumble dryer alternative. 


Woman mistakes Husky for a wolf. 


Ryan Reynolds surprises everyone with an announcement. 


Logitech commercial shows a white series X. 


The Mario Movie. 


GTA6 leaks. 


NMS to release on Switch October 7th.



Skyrim AE releases on Switch at $70. 


Detective Pikachu 2 is nearing release. 


Modern Warfare 2 already has cheat menus and hacks available. 


Horizon Zero Dawn remaster is in the works. 


CDPR reveal they’re working on a new Cyberpunk game, known as Orion. 


Overwatch 2. 


Grounded goes full release. The Spartans share their thoughts. 


Dead Space trailer. 


FIFA 23 Switch Review. 


Babylons Fall. The new Anthem. 


Stadia closes down their service in January 2023. 


Google Stadia turned down a Hideo Kojima game. 


Scrapped Black sequel plans are confirmed by the developer. 

Oct 05, 202202:34:11
Episode 112. That'll float your goat in a moat!

Episode 112. That'll float your goat in a moat!

This Episode: loz, Dolph, Bob, Sparks, and Larlot chat about:


Restaurant to sue customer. 


Queen Elizabeth II dies at 96. 


Twitch takes the 70/30 share. 


Recipe for Spicy Nugs changed. 


Welsh Fort up for sale. Complete with goats!


Elite Dangerous. Loz changes universe from X1U to PCU. 


Diablo Immortal and 3rd party currency. 


CoD. 


The GTA 6 hacks. 


PSVR2 will not play PSVR games. 


Death loop to come to Xbox Gamepass


Zelda:Tears of the Kingdom, gets a release date. 


Ramble interlude. 


Goldeneye is coming soon to Gamepass, and original N64 version on Nintendo Switch. 


Xbox Update finally sorts out your game storage for you. While another adds QoL changes to voice chat with noise suppression and Discord integration. 


Star Citizen. The Game that keeps on taking. Your money. 

Sep 21, 202202:28:30
Episode 111. Societies Against Unusual Choices of Entitled People Against Nutella.

Episode 111. Societies Against Unusual Choices of Entitled People Against Nutella.

“You know it’s hot when I go off chocolate.”


Facebook gets face-fucked. 


Spicy Nug song. 


Twins who married twins. 


Escaped Bull. 


Rumours circulating of a King Fu Panda 4. 


CatApp. 


Terraria hits 1m reviews on steam and the game is still “Overwhelmingly Positive”


Two Point Campus hits 1m player milestone in 2 weeks. 

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Sony redesign their PS5, again. 


Sony accused of paying developers to keep their games on Xbox Gamepass. 


PlayStation Richard. 


Sony being sued for $5B over their store prices. 


Sony hike the price of the PS5 in numerous locations in the world, except the US. 

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Xbox responds to Sony’s price hike. 


Alone in the Dark, returns. 


Hogwarts Legacy is delayed until early next year. 


Rumours of a 3rd Subnautica are circulating. 


Death Stranding lands on PC Gamepass, despite being a Sony exclusive. 


Skyrim player recreates iconic intro with a cardboard cutout. 


David Braben steps down as CEO of FDev. 

Sep 07, 202202:30:58
Episode 110. “Can you be any more stupid?” “HOLD MY BEER!”

Episode 110. “Can you be any more stupid?” “HOLD MY BEER!”

This time, loz , Dolph, Star, Larlot and lurker sparks chat about:

“One of them tried to eat the water!”


Olivia-Newton-John, Sandy Olssen from Grease, has passed away. 


Nichelle Nichols, actress from Star Trek has passed away. 


The Sandman. 


Halo Tv Series. A Loz review. 


Xbox Series S is about to get a boost. 


Two Point Campus, Dolph, Larlot, Loz and Sparky attend University with a twist. 


The Devil in Me. A new Dark Pictures Anthology game, coming soon. 


Sony Patents new PS5 controller with Haptic feedback analogue sticks. 


Sony Introduces Backbone One. A controller to play games through your phone. 


Sony believes Microsoft owing CoD will influence players console of choice. 


PlayStation David. ( there we go Loz!  )


Elder scrolls 6 exclusivity is a bigger threat than CoD. 


Diablo Immortal player who has shelled out over $100,000 can no longer matchmake with other players. 


Company trying to sue Activision.


Elite Dangerous move the Thargoid Story forward. Opinions. 


Anthem has been spotted in GameStop for $0.01. 

Aug 10, 202202:39:38
Episode 109: "I've got holes everywhere" Larlot's back

Episode 109: "I've got holes everywhere" Larlot's back

This episode: loz, Dolph, Larlot, Sparkster, and Star, chat about!


Mars Ice Cream. 


Peter Robbins, voice of Charlie Brown as passed away at 65. 


HeAtWaVe. 


BMW heated subscription service. 


Paint shades. 


Vabbing. 


John Wick, Chapter 4 trailer. 


Beluga Airbus. 


Stray. A Larlots Tail. 


Discord Voice chat coming to Xbox. 


Minecraft owner bans in-game NFTs. 


Roblox infamous “oof” sound has been removed. 


Xbox series X rumour has N64 fans excited. 

Thanks for listening!

Jul 27, 202202:27:45
Episode 108: Tap water = breats allegedly

Episode 108: Tap water = breats allegedly

This time, loz, Dolph, Bob, Sparky, Star, and Lurker Sparks chat about:


The burning bum. 


Beans means Heinz. 


The Most Pampered baby. 


The Bulbous Dog. 


Sky news adverts. 


Kazuki Takahasi, the genius behind Yu-Gi-Oh! dies at 60. 


Polium. 


Goodbye to Xbox 360 games in the monthly list for Game with Gold. 


GoW fans lose their shit. 


Star Ocean: The Divine Force releases October 27th 2022 on Xbox One, Series S/X, PS4, PS5 and Steam. 


Lollipop chainsaw to get a remaster/remake. 


GTA 4 and RDR remasters shelved due to poor sales of GTA definitive Trilogy.


Rockstar cutting back on online content for RD online. 


Nintendo issue heatwave warning in regards to Nintendo Switch. 


Bayonetta 3 censor. 


Twitch change their payout minimums, great news for smaller, but growing streamers who have reached partner or affiliate.

Jul 13, 202201:33:53
Episode 107: Spongebob no chance.

Episode 107: Spongebob no chance.

loz, Dolph and Bob chat about:

The Pissed off Pensioner. 


The heatwave. 


That’s not Milk!


Studio flat for 80k. 


Scottish island up for sale at £1.5m, also comes with a castle, a flock of sheep and a whale skeleton. 


Birmingham house ripped apart from gas explosion. 


Scientists discover multi planet system 22/33 light years away. ( I don’t fucking know, article wouldn’t make its mind up! )


Internet Explorer gravestone goes viral. 


GTA V fuel prices are looking rather reasonable now, in comparison.  


MCC reportedly to be getting MTX, along with modding support. 


More Diablo Immortal Bullshittery. ( yes, there is MORE). 


Diablo banned in China, but not why you think. 


Guy spends $26k NZD ( £13.5k ) and gets his first 5/5 5 star gem. 


Activision gets investigated by Activision about the wide spread harassment claims  and have found nothing wrong at Activision. 


Bungie knows who filed the false DMCAs in their name and is being sued for $7.6m. 


Nintendo Direct. 


KOTOR II is very broken on Switch. 


NMS to release on Switch with just Single player. For Now. 


Dragons Dogma 2 announced. ( Fucking. FINALLY!). 


FF7 Crisis Core, is getting a remaster and is also coming to Xbox.

Jun 29, 202202:05:01
Episode 106. 7 MFing pages!!

Episode 106. 7 MFing pages!!

This time: loz, Dolph, Star, and Sparky chat about:


Star orders some pillows. 


Internet Explorer has died. At 26. 


Spider-Man ditches Sony, going full time ownership by Disney.


Japanese inventor creates a spider lamp, night light. 


Xbox Showcase. 


PlayStation, State of Play. 


Marvel’s Spider-Man series is coming to PC. 


Borderlands Ballentines. 

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Diablo Immortal. 


Ratings on Metacritic. 


Gameplay focus and monetisation. 

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Sparky catch up interlude!


-------Suffering continues---------

Grind for gear. 


How it all fits together. 

Jun 15, 202201:55:04
Episode 105. "Because everyone likes food."

Episode 105. "Because everyone likes food."

This episode is a little different so:

 loz, Larlot, Dolph, Bob, Jazzay and sparks chat about...


Larlot Catch-ups. 


Post-Ramble. 


Kerbsy (Kerbsie). 


Cousins Graduation party. 


The Angry McDonalds customer. 


Mona Lisa was attacked with cake. 


Japanese Man spends £12,500 on a dog costume. 


£1,800 p/m London flat. 


That Welsh Village. 


Winnie the Pooh horror film. 


Chip ‘n’ Dale 2022. Loz’s thoughts. 


Star Wars: The Mandalorian season 3. 


Actor, Ray Liotta, has died. 


Dolph finally gets his flippers on a Series X. 


Xbox Series consoles outsells PS5 in Japan. 


Disneys Dreamlight Valley. 


CoD Warzone players are farming Kongs Balls for XP. 


CoD MW2 2022 releases on October 28th. 


Embracer Groups financial report. 


Smite/Slipknot cross over. 


Witcher 4 has completed its ‘Research Phase’. 


Evercade EXP. 


New Sonic game will be open world.


Elite Dangerous Commander Transfers. 

Thanks for reading this far!!

Jun 01, 202202:29:49
Episode 104. Can't words 2: 2022 edition

Episode 104. Can't words 2: 2022 edition

loz, Dolph, Star, and Jazzay chat about: 


Amazon are useless. 


Worlds oldest woman. 


Dunelm pillow case argument. 


The Wooden ashes ball, has been found. 


Couple convert an old Van and use it as a mobile home. 


The New Doctor. 


Avatar: The Way of Water. 


She-Hulk, comes to Disney+ August 17th. 


Fisherman’s insane battle with a croc. 


Scientists grow plants in Luna Soil. 


Redfall and Starfield delayed until 2023. 


KSP2 delayed, again. 


GoW may be getting the MCC treatment. 


Dead space remake has a release date. 


Fall guys goes free to play in June for Xbox. 


EA will no longer be publishing the FIFA franchise. 


Take Two, currently have no plans to discuss whether they’ll acquire FIFA. 


Robocop skin is coming to Fortnite. 


Stardew Valley has sold over 20M copies. 

May 18, 202202:38:00