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The Sit Down StandUp Podcast

The Sit Down StandUp Podcast

By Stu Wilkie

Recorded, edited and produced entirely whilst i sit down in my taxi hence the raw, non studio sound quality.

Im a taxi driver. Not a cabbie. Not a fucking Uber driver. A proper taxi driver.
Anecdotes, jokes and stories from taxi journeys, experiences and encounters.

Contains dark and brutal material amongst more regular things. Not suited to all.
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Episode 3: 1squaddie 2screaming kids 3foot from a rat 4skin

The Sit Down StandUp PodcastOct 09, 2020

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Bonus Episode: Arrested and sacked!!!

Bonus Episode: Arrested and sacked!!!

Recorded, edited and produced entirely whilst i sit down in my taxi hence the raw, non studio sound quality.

Im a taxi driver. Not a cabbie. Not a fucking Uber driver. A proper taxi driver.
Anecdotes, jokes and stories from taxi journeys, experiences and encounters.

Contains dark and brutal material amongst more regular things. Not suited to all.
Dec 03, 202007:46
Episode 8: Finding a vein, Jeffrey Epstein and skydiving.

Episode 8: Finding a vein, Jeffrey Epstein and skydiving.

Recorded, edited and produced entirely whilst i sit down in my taxi hence the raw, non studio sound quality.

Im a taxi driver. Not a cabbie. Not a fucking Uber driver. A proper taxi driver.
Anecdotes, jokes and stories from taxi journeys, experiences and encounters.

Contains dark and brutal material amongst more regular things. Not suited to all.
Nov 27, 202017:25
Episode 7 : Cheese and tomato toasties, cock rings and walking across fresh snow

Episode 7 : Cheese and tomato toasties, cock rings and walking across fresh snow

Recorded, edited and produced entirely whilst i sit down in my taxi hence the raw, non studio sound quality.

Im a taxi driver. Not a cabbie. Not a fucking Uber driver. A proper taxi driver.
Anecdotes, jokes and stories from taxi journeys, experiences and encounters. I talk about parental disappointment, alcohol free beer and opening a cheese and tomato toastie.
Nov 09, 202015:01
Episode 6: you can't help me, your in f ing England

Episode 6: you can't help me, your in f ing England

Recorded, edited and produced entirely whilst i sit down in my taxi hence the raw, non studio sound quality.

Im a taxi driver. Not a cabbie. Not a fucking Uber driver. A proper taxi driver.
Anecdotes, jokes and stories from taxi journeys, experiences and encounters.

Contains dark and brutal material amongst more regular things. Not suited to all.
Oct 30, 202018:17
Episode 5: Clumsy, a diet plan and legal problems

Episode 5: Clumsy, a diet plan and legal problems

Recorded, edited and produced entirely whilst i sit down in my taxi hence the raw, non studio sound quality.

Im a taxi driver. Not a cabbie. Not a fucking Uber driver. A proper taxi driver.
Anecdotes, jokes and stories from taxi journeys, experiences and encounters. Contains dark and brutal material amongst more regular things. Not suited to all.
Oct 23, 202018:07
Episode 4: Hiccups, sheep and a kid called Barry

Episode 4: Hiccups, sheep and a kid called Barry

Completely recorded whilst i sit down in a taxi.

Im a taxi driver. Not a cabbie. Not a fucking Uber driver. A proper taxi driver.
Anecdotes, jokes and stories from taxi journeys, experiences and encounters.

Contains dark and brutal material amongst more regular things. Not suited to all. I talk about other peoples hiccups, an irrational fear of sheep and a kid called Barry.
Oct 16, 202018:06
Episode 3: 1squaddie 2screaming kids 3foot from a rat 4skin

Episode 3: 1squaddie 2screaming kids 3foot from a rat 4skin

Completely recorded whilst i sit down in a taxi.

Im a taxi driver. Not a cabbie. Not a fucking Uber driver. A proper taxi driver.
Anecdotes, jokes and stories from taxi journeys, experiences and encounters.

Contains dark and brutal material amongst more regular things. Not suited to all. Screaming kids, a squaddie, Apple and a foreskin are all mentioned this week
Oct 09, 202015:57
Episode 2: Lloyd's is a British Bank!

Episode 2: Lloyd's is a British Bank!

Completely recorded whilst i sit down in a taxi.

Im a taxi driver. Not a cabbie. Not a fucking Uber driver. A proper taxi driver.
Anecdotes, jokes and stories from taxi journeys, experiences and encounters. Contains dark and brutal material amongst more regular things. Not suited to all. This weeks episode is filled with my nerdiness and why I had to change banks.
Oct 02, 202018:17
Episode 1: Giant wasps and a dwarf?

Episode 1: Giant wasps and a dwarf?

Completely recorded whilst i sit down in a taxi.

Im a taxi driver. Not a cabbie. Not a fucking Uber driver driver. A proper taxi driver.
Anecdotes, jokes and stories from taxi journeys, experiences and encounters.
Contains dark and brutal material amongst more regular things. Not suited to all. In this episode I talk about giant wasps, Boris, Paddy Power and a dwarf.
Sep 25, 202012:56