The DDB
By sjmxx42721
A day in the life of a mindless Jewish girl that decided to major in engineering and has an escalating adderall addiction along with crippling daddy issues. If you think your life is bad, take a second and listen to this and maybe you’ll feel a little bit better about it. For legal reasons, this is all a joke!
The DDBJun 18, 2021
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50 first dates
Dating is a scam.
Aug 03, 202117:48
Mommy issues
Plot twist: a little sneak peak into one of the reasons why I am the way I am.
Jun 18, 202110:33
You thought you’d seen the last of me
Y’all thought I died but I didn’t
Jun 18, 202110:27
Cherry Vodka
Early 2000’s rappers and no gag reflex are a bad combination for a Wednesday night in 2016.
Jun 18, 202110:08
High school
Nobody ever likes the new girl ...
Jun 18, 202114:15
Remember me?
I’m back and better than ever. I took 3 months off but it was simply just to make y’all miss me. No worries. I’m here to stay.
Jun 18, 202110:13
Dodge Charger
This story is the type of shit you hear in movies!
Jun 18, 202111:37
Drunk darts
Black out moments and first impressions are not my strong suit.
Jun 18, 202109:14
Nipples
My daddy issues are coming to life. My inability to form meaningful relationships is entirely my fault - and because of Tinder. This is only the beginning...
Jun 18, 202109:00
Four weeks too long
I’m back and better than ever
Jun 18, 202117:09
Happy Birthday
A bitch can smoke cigs on her birthday if a bitch wants to smoke cigs on her birthday
Jun 18, 202113:17
Chocolate chip cookies
Chocolate chips cookies on a nice quarantine day gone wrong.
May 25, 202106:49
Chicken wing
Picture the worst night of your life then multiply it by 10. Now, you’re feeling about half as bad as I did
May 25, 202109:41
Bracelet
If someone’s puppy went missing, you would totally go help them look for it. Don’t cap..
May 04, 202110:03