The Slaptail Squad

It is a light-hearted talk today about the little things that give us joy. Unfortunately the Ronz and his beautiful wife, "lil Powdered Donut," got screwed over by the man so we had to talk them off the ledge. For crap sake, be good to each other. No need to walk around being a tool your whole life. Think about what makes you happy. Perhaps listening to a squad of idiots?

Do you remember things accurately? Are we all just sharing false memories? Did this really happen? The Beaveman administers a little test to the Ronz and the Swan. Take the test with us. See if you get just as mad as the Beaveman did when he was talking about Tinker Bell. What memories do you have that you swear occurred but the proof is to the contrary? 

We hope you enjoy this episode. Stay safe Slaptail Nation! Thank you for taking this journey with us. 

Ronz likes Godzilla but only if it is lizard-like, not new lizard-like, old lizard like. Beaveman accuses Tromondae of not trying to understand white culture, and the squad discusses death. Dumb ways to die, how they want to die, you get the idea. Thanks for taking this journey through idiocy with us.

It's that time of the week again. The squad assembles to talk about the enormous growth the Swan has growing inside her, and no, it's not a tumor. They talk about habits of their children, and the future of the hump-having human race. We also get to hear about the first time the Beaveman cheated death. Yes, he has done it more then once. If you want to hear about the other times he may consider sharing if someone comments on the podcast positively. Finally, the Beaveman questions the Ronz about his martial arts style and foot form. He is of course the ambassador and most famous practitioner of his style, thanks to the podcast. Not really. Thank you all for listening. We enjoy sharing with you all so much.

On this episode the squad celebrates episode 52. The squad formed and released its first podcast episode on March 15, 2020. They talk about their year in review. But first, the Beaveman asks a compelling question that makes the Ronz a little uncomfortable. For our listeners, this may shock you considering the topics the Ronz seems to be comfortable discussing. Thanks for joining us and coming along for the ride. We appreciate all of you for listening and sharing this year with us. We look forward to providing content in the years to come.

On this episode the Beaveman asks Swan and Tromondae questions designed to hopefully embarrass and entertain them. The Ronz is busy off mastering the art of COVID-Te, or, the way of the COVID hand. He was missed but we gotta let the guy have a break once in awhile. He will be back for episode 52 which marks a year since we launched this podcast as an addition to the Slaptail Nation. Please join us for our podcast party. It has been a great journey to share with all of you. Thank you for joining us. We hope you enjoy this episode and that you are staying safe.

The Beaveman was quoted as saying, "I'm not entirely sure what this podcast was about. The Swan and Tromondae were in charge." The Slaptail nation will just have to listen and figure it out for themselves. I guess it is a get to know Beaveman and Ronz time. Thank you all for spending time with the Slaptail Squad!

The squad and friends of the show assemble to "discuss," the last three Karate Kid movies. They basically agree that they are pretty disenchanted with part 3 and The Next Karate Kid. There are redeeming qualities of the Karate Kid Jayden Smith version. They seem to agree that they enjoyed that movie. What is definitely clear is that there are some seriously sleazy, creepy vibes from part 3 and The Next Karate Kid. We look forward to discussing Cobra Kai in the future. Thanks for joining us.

We continue our discussion about the Karate Kid universe in part 2. This time we continue to talk about Karate, reference the first movie, and dive into part 2. This is questionably the Beaveman's favorite of all of them. The squad relies on the brilliant insight of the Ronz and his vast experience in Karate. Or do they? Thank you all for joining us. We are just getting started with the Karate Kid Universe, or the Miyagiverse.

The squad assembles to catch up and talk. You can't just launch in to your subject. There is some talk about favorite comedians and sexual chocolate. This is a reference to "Coming to America, " for the uninformed. They get to their subject about narcissism. Do you know a narcissist? Are you a narcissist? What is a narcissist? We hope we bring a little comedy in to your life. We appreciate all our listeners. Thank you all so much. Stay safe.

The recent events in this country have caused increased stress and division. We at the Slaptail Squad have tried to distance ourselves and focus on topics that will make our listeners laugh and smile and hopefully forget all their troubles for a while.
Every wonder about the first humans to recognize you could eat a chickens egg, or milk a cow? Did they try to milk a bull and get kicked in the head? Take a dive into the mind of the squad. We hope it will make you laugh. Take care listeners.

The squad welcomes guest and friend of the show Andy to discuss the Mandalorian. You can't just start talking about the podcast topic, you have to ease in to it. So first we subject our guest to typical Slaptail Squad questions.
The Ronz attempts to stump the squad with Mandalorian trivia, and fails. Andy and the Beaveman discuss their emotional responses to the final episode of the Mandalorian, and the Ronz pisses the Beaveman off as usual. What does the future hold for the Mandalorian Din Djarin and Grogu?

The squad assembles to discuss new years's resolutions. Clearly the Beaveman considers them to be ridiculous. You got to have goals people! All year long.
Also we find out that the Ronz makes comments about seeing the Beaveman undressing in the locker room on more then one podcast. What is the deal?
We hope everyone has a wonderful New Year. Thank you to all of our listeners. We cannot tell you how much you mean to us. Stay safe from all of the members of the Slaptail Squad!

It's a post Christmas episode. The squad talks about the holidays. The Beaveman talks about how friends take advantage of you. They also talk about getting older and what happens to the body as we age. We look forward to the day when we can get together in person and podcast for all of you. The Squad wishes everyone happy holidays! Stay safe. Thank you for listening.

If you ever wanted to hear how the Swan met the Beaveman, well, you won't learn much from this episode. On this episode the squad talks about ways to lose friends and alienate folks in general. Apparently the Beaveman is the only one who is good at it. The others seem to profess their sainthood. Whatever, the Beaveman will continue to try and exploit the evils that the other squad members do. Everyone knows they are lying. Thanks for listening. Enjoy the podcast. From all of us here at the Slaptail Squad, happy holidays and stay safe!

Ever wonder how the Ronz met his wife? Neither did we, but we listened anyway. Ever wonder about the inner thoughts of the Ronz? So do we. The complexity, clearly just astonishing.

On this episode, the squad assembles and talks about multiple topics. How do you address family members? Why do we ask our friends who come from different cultural backgrounds questions as though they are the spokesperson for that culture, race, or ethnicity.
The Ronz tells stories and exclaims his amazement about everything like a young child. And oh, by the way, he is a martial artist.
They finally wrap it up by telling life stories about helping people and why others may be reluctant to do so. Enjoy. Stay safe. Thanks for listening.

Thanksgiving came and went. The Ronz fisted a turkey. Ok, so there is that. Ronz isn't sure what the symptoms of COVID-19 are despite talking about them constantly.
We get to hear more fueling and refueling stories! Yay! Maybe that should be a thing. Thank you to our listeners! We love you folks! Stay safe!

The Ronz has a plan. Bring little Ronz on the show and interrogate hims about why he thinks video games could prepare him for real life combat situations. That was his plan. Plan. Plan. Was he able to implement the plan? Basically no. It was still a fun conversation. This episode was recorded prior to Veterans day so you also get to enjoy the Beaveman complaining about people posing as veterans and veteran posers pretending to be bad asses and over using the system. Thanks for listening! Stay safe.