Slop Stories
By Slop Stories
New Organic
Placenta eaters don't realize that they're cannibals, or the associated risks when they indulge in the famed gateway organ.
A Day on the Lake
John & Micahl enjoy a fabulous day of fishing using an extraordinary bait.
Written by - Tim DePaola
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Illustration by - Milo - @crumzonmylap
Lecherium Oculitis
A man drinks nighttime milk without knowing the risks.
Written by - Kenzie Campbell
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound Design by - Kenzie Campbell
Motivation
New Year's resolutions can be hard to stick to, but not when you have the proper motivation.
Written by - Tim DePaola
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound Design by - Tim DePaola
Flocking
Explore the origin of Christmas tree flocking.
Written by - Kenzie Campbell
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound Design by - Kenzie Campbell
X, Mark's "The Spot"
Mark is a simple man with some serious issues, but when he finds the tenth floor beneath an old warehouse, he discovers a spot he can truly call home.
Written by - Tim DePaola
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Produce by - SlopStories.com
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound Design by - Tim DePaola
Spiders
Spiders wreak havoc on the planet.
Written by - Kenzie Campbell
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound Design by - Kenzie Campbell
The Knowledge
A peaceful librarian monk has found himself protecting the oldest known book, at night, on a muddy road in the middle of a powerful storm.
Written by - Tim DePaola
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound Design by - Tim DePaola
Illustration by - Jan-Baptist Barbé (1578–1649)
Mister Chicken
A girl has an adventure in a large retail store.
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Written by - Kenzie Campbell
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound design by - Kenzie Campbell
The Harvest Moon
A beautiful, bright moon illuminates a lonely coachman's way through the chilly forest.
Written by - Tim DePaola
Produce by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Illustration by - Sara Haase - @sara.haase.art
Deserted
A look at a typical day in Texas.
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Written by - Kenzie Campbell
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound design by - Kenzie Campbell
Milk
An unusual man runs his favorite errand.
Written by - Tim DePaola
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound design by - Tim DePaola
Birthday Party
A town surprises a dentist on his birthday.
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Written by - Kenzie Campbell
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound Design by - Kenzie Campbell
Sherlock Holmes in: The Pile in the Palace
After a butler is blamed for murdering the eldest daughter in the royal family of Portico, Sherlock and Dr. Watson slip into their sloppiest mystery yet.
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Written by - Tim DePaola
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Illustration by - Ashley Brown - @abrownart
In Cahoots
A real estate agent makes a big mistake.
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Written by - Kenzie Campbell
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound Design by - Kenzie Campbell
Schoolyard Justice
Three computer wizard students are interrupted on their way to game night.
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Written by - Tim DePaola
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Illustration by - Sara Haase - @sara.haase.art
Undeniably Wealthy
Something goes wrong with someone's stamp collection.
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Written by - Kenzie Campbell
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound design by - Brennan Edmondson
Artwork by - Sara Haase
The Waitress
Caroline helps a family without a reservation celebrate an important birthday.
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Written by - Tim DePaola
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
Streamers
A man has a wonderful idea to boost traffic at a museum.
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Written by - Kenzie Campbell
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound design by - Brennan Edmondson
All Inclusive
A man takes his first vacation in a very long time.
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Written by - Tim DePaola
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound design by - Brennan Edmondson
Frozen Custard
A custard shortage falls hard on the city of Philadelphia.
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Written by - Kenzie Campbell
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
Vexed by the Vet
The most malignant feline shows his true colors.
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Written by - Tim DePaola
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
Art by - Sara Haase - @sara.haase.art
The Old Man and the Beast
A grandson seeks vengeance after his grandfather stops giving him birthday money.
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Written by - Kenzie Campbell
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
The Guide of the Sea
A lighthouse keeper uses her busy schedule as a means to ignore her past, present, and future.
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Written by - Tim DePaola
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
Art by - Sara Haase - @sara.haase.art
Beef
Moira takes a stand in a sweat shop to defend her elderly uncle.
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Written by - Kenzie Campbell
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
Quite a Rough Day
A down on his luck office worker unwinds with a night out bowling.
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Written by - Tim DePaola
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
Cerebral Tower
The gods struggle to save the earth from the Queen of the Sea's destruction.
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Written by - Kenzie Campbell
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
The Bad Guy
Maybe the bad guys in this world are actually... The good guys?
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Written by - Tim DePaola
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Illustration by - Sara Haase - @Sara.Haase.Art
Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
The Bearer
A dimwit attempts to poison his sick, demented, borderline inhuman King.
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Written by - Kenzie Campbell
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Illustration by - Sara Haase - @Sara.Haase.Art
Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
Prayers for Johnny Appleseed
Based on actual events, the untold truth about the disappearance of legendary folk hero, Johnny Appleseed. A Slop Stories exclusive!
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Written by - Tim DePaola
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Illustration by - Ashley Brown - @abrownart
Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
Missed Connection, June 24, 2003
A wig lover seeks to reconnect with a wig fearer.
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Written by - Kenzie Campbell
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Tiffany Oliver
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
Express Delivery of the Carbonizat Desert
An oasis city trades the rarest pear for a mountain town's finest trout to create the greatest dish known to mankind.
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Written by - Tim DePaola
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Illustration by - Sara Haase - @Sara.Haase.Art
Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
Hair
The secret to perfect hair is finally revealed.
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Written by - Kenzie Campbell
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
Out of the Game
A happy couple enjoy a beautiful day at their favorite theme park.
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Written by - Tim DePaola
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme Song by - Jacob Henderson
Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
Convenience
Drinks, witches, hot dogs, curses. This convenience store has it all.
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Written by - Kenzie Campbell
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
The Butler
A butler's patience is tested during a busy and snowy soiree.
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Written by - Tim DePaola
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
"Proper Slop" Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
Dishonorably Discharged
An educational event that follows the colonization process of brain-eating ants at a local gym.
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Written by - Kenzie Campbell
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
Skyfarms & the Downing of Strogger Field
The flying farms over the midwestern skies are unregulated and unapologetic in their conquest for securing the most food delivery contracts.
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Written by - Tim DePaola
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Illustration by - Sara Haase - @Sara.Haase.Art
Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
The Civil War
Rats flood the streets of Chicago in pursuit of an unlucky man.
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Written by - Kenzie Campbell
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
Artwork by - Sara Haase
Ruby Lane
A pair of bandit brothers set their sights on the corner house of Ruby and Twilight. Based on a true story.
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Written by - Tim DePaola
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
The Wedding
A man prepares to get married to the love of his life.
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Written by - Kenzie Campbell
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Jazzed
A local jazz musician's brightest opportunity is overshadowed by a lack of transportation.
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Written by - Tim DePaola
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Guest Memoir of Misery written by - Walder Andrews
Good Grades
Various lessons on education, parenting, and healthy eating.
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Written by - Kenzie Campbell
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Frigid
A loving and generous married couple didn't prepare well enough for the freezing temperatures at their campground.
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Written by - Tim DePaola
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Authority
A young leader makes some poor choices.
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Written by - Kenzie Campbell
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
The Trouble at Cabbage Lagoon
Elsie's delight turns to misery when her stern Pa forbids her from attending the Cabbage Lagoon.
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Written by - Tim DePaola
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Thanksgiving
A family prepares its annual Thanksgiving dinner.
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Written by - Kenzie Campbell
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound Design by - Kenzie Campbell
She Yearned for the Countryside
A determined woman spurned by the city life has finally saved enough money to buy her dream countryside ranch.
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Written by - Tim DePaola
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Illustration by - Emily Irwin - @emlli
Sweet Revenge
A story about a boy and the lasting affects that his childhood bully had on him as an adult.
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Written by - Kenzie Campbell
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Sound Design by - Kenzie Campbell
Angels and Friction
A doctor's obsession with physics scores him a position among the finest street luging athletes in the world.
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Written by - Tim DePaola
Produced by - SlopStories.com
Narrated by - Simon Hensby
Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Illustration by - Sara Haase - @sarahaaseart