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Fuk You... Its My Show. Smart N Cranky With Big Jon

Fuk You... Its My Show. Smart N Cranky With Big Jon

By Jonathan Chauser

The daily cranky, irritated and usually hilarious musings of a modern day smart and cranky man. Big Jon is currently an independent filmmaker and formerly a radio personality at radio stations all across the U.S.
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Trump Derangement Syndrome; Stop going against your own interests!

Fuk You... Its My Show. Smart N Cranky With Big JonDec 01, 2019

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Most of us have a splinter, and the government wants to amputate!?!

Most of us have a splinter, and the government wants to amputate!?!

Big Jon rambles and ruminates on the government's current disproportionate reaction to the Coronavirus pandemic.
May 05, 202024:43
Quarantine Ep 1: Fuck! I wish Corona still just meant beer!?!

Quarantine Ep 1: Fuck! I wish Corona still just meant beer!?!

Big Jon is at home too during this quasi quarantine for the Corona Virus. Listen to his ramblings about Cain Fever and more!
Apr 09, 202013:09
What the F*@k is a Microaggression?

What the F*@k is a Microaggression?

Big Jon ponders tge origin of microaggressions and the lumacy of our current time.
Jan 29, 202010:53
Hey Crooks! Let's all move to NYC!

Hey Crooks! Let's all move to NYC!

Big Jon shares a rare bit of positivity before he slams NYC for their latest uber liberal new law.
Jan 15, 202011:59
The Re-education has begun... actually it started a long time ago!?!

The Re-education has begun... actually it started a long time ago!?!

Big Jon blows your mind with his parallels between Amazon's show "The Man in The High Castle" and our current society... miss it at your own peril!!
Jan 12, 202014:26
Let's all diversify!

Let's all diversify!

Big Jon pontificates on the unknown reasons that everything MUST be diverse for diversity sake... and no other reason. He talks diversity TV remakes and more... CAUTION: this is a no bullshit zone!!
Jan 09, 202014:24
F**k 'em if they can't take a joke!

F**k 'em if they can't take a joke!

Big Jon rants and raves about the conspiracy to take down comedian Kevin Hart and the "weaponization of sensitivity."
Jan 02, 202021:29
The grass isn't always greener on the other side... in fact most times it's brown and rotting!

The grass isn't always greener on the other side... in fact most times it's brown and rotting!

With this New Years Eve edition of the podcast, Big Jon rants about being impatient and thinking there's always something better out there than what you've already got...usually there isn't!
Jan 01, 202022:10
Smart N Cranky Movie Review: "Uncut Gems"

Smart N Cranky Movie Review: "Uncut Gems"

Big Jon debuts his new movie review podcast special with his take on the new Adam Sandler drama, "Uncut Gems"
Dec 28, 201920:25
Trump Derangement Syndrome has gone international!

Trump Derangement Syndrome has gone international!

Trump Derangement Syndrome hits a new high as the Canadian liberals edit Trump out of "Home Alone 2!!"
Dec 27, 201915:19
Hypocrisy and me putting my foot in my mouth!

Hypocrisy and me putting my foot in my mouth!

Big Jon relays his lack of political correctness at a holiday party... listen to hear the fireworks.
Dec 26, 201919:17
Get your your tickets to the Impeachment Show!

Get your your tickets to the Impeachment Show!

Todays rant is all about Big Jon's reaction to the biggest entertainment spectacle of our time, the vote on articles of Impeachment of Donald J. Trump.
Dec 19, 201918:45
Social Media is an Illusion!

Social Media is an Illusion!

Big Jon's latest stream of conciousness rant touches on social Media being an illusion along with his thoughts on billionaire Democrat presidential candidate Tim Steyer among other dumb shit.
Dec 13, 201918:14
Car insurance is for SUCKERS!

Car insurance is for SUCKERS!

Another page in the fucked up insurance screw job saga thats currently happening to Big Jon.
Dec 12, 201915:35
The Punch Card

The Punch Card

Big Jon theows out his new idea of The Punch Card...what is the Punch Card? Listen and find out
Dec 10, 201911:14
Cauliflower is NOW racist!

Cauliflower is NOW racist!

Big Jon loses his mind over a real life claim that the vegetable Cauliflower is considered RACIST!
Dec 06, 201915:45
Don't be afraid to verbally punch someone in the nose

Don't be afraid to verbally punch someone in the nose

Today's round of verbal judo explores confration and why it can be a good thing.
Dec 04, 201917:41
Walmart Sucks and Watch Your Political Tongue

Walmart Sucks and Watch Your Political Tongue

Today's rant includes Walmart customer service and how I purposely step into a big political pile of dog shit!
Dec 03, 201933:27
 Enterprise Car Rental. We'll Blow You Off

Enterprise Car Rental. We'll Blow You Off

Big Jon's Monday rant continues to detail his car accident woes and ends with a run in with Enterprise Rental Car and their famous slogan and claims of great customer service...this is a good one...you dont wanna miss it!
Dec 03, 201917:11
Trump Derangement Syndrome; Stop going against your own interests!

Trump Derangement Syndrome; Stop going against your own interests!

Big Jon rants about why he thinks a lot of people hate Trump and how they are totally disregarding common sense!
Dec 01, 201920:32
THANKSGIVING SPECIAL: Stop Taking A SHIT On Our Holidays!!

THANKSGIVING SPECIAL: Stop Taking A SHIT On Our Holidays!!

In this "Turkey Day" edition of the Smart & Cranky rant, Big Jon takes issue with people taking a big, steaming dump on American Holidays.
Nov 28, 201909:16
People have NO class anymore!

People have NO class anymore!

Big Jon rants today about people carrying on conversations in public on speakerphone and video chat.
Nov 26, 201912:50
 Big Jon Is The Modern Day Charlie Brown!

Big Jon Is The Modern Day Charlie Brown!

Just like Charlie Brown had his own personal rain cloud that followed him around, so does Big Jon. Listen to what befalls him on a rainy day in Vegas!
Nov 24, 201913:56
Holy Shit! College Is expensive, among other things

Holy Shit! College Is expensive, among other things

Today riff explores Big Jons thoughts on the price of college and getting ahead in the work force.
Nov 24, 201916:56
A Case Of The Mondays

A Case Of The Mondays

Big Jon has a BAD case of "The Mondays"
Nov 24, 201912:30
Okay Boomer...

Okay Boomer...

The genesis of "Ok Boomer"
Nov 24, 201916:29
Facebook Is Like A Digital Convenience Store

Facebook Is Like A Digital Convenience Store

Todays rant & roll is about how real human interaction is necessary and FB is like a digital convenience store.
Nov 24, 201919:44
Recognize The Good Stuff In Life

Recognize The Good Stuff In Life

Big Jon riffs about his good day, they can seem far and few between... every now and again "A plan comes together!"
Nov 24, 201909:36
Fast Food Robots

Fast Food Robots

This is a quickie today! Tune in to hear Big Jon's take on what the Death of Customer Service has spawned in our fast food joints.
Nov 24, 201907:22
Big Jon's Post Car Accident Meltdown

Big Jon's Post Car Accident Meltdown

On a rainy Wednesday night in Sin City Big Jon gets rear ended and his whole life goes to shit!
Nov 23, 201915:26
November 22, 2019

November 22, 2019

Nov 22, 201900:60