Bored AF
By BoredAF
Bored AFJun 06, 2022
Sex Sex SEX!
While we know this has been claimed before, this might be our very best episode! We dig deep, spill the tea, name names and then some. We also discuss "80 for Brady" and a few Oscar nominations. Oh and so much more! You're gonna want to listen to the very end on this one. One of us laughs so hard they can't breathe!
Cecily Has Left the Conversation
As always, the ladies give great advice on how NOT to to be jealous of other people's Venmo transactions. Plus, great ways to leave text threads. And advice from Gen Z...plus more!
Elvis VS The Whale VS Stefanie VS Cecily
Oh boy! The ladies talk Austin Butler, Elvis, Britney, MORE Insta/FB fights and 200 times Cecily was problematic in ONE day. You're gonna one stay for the name shouts today. Trust!
The Chris D'Elia Experiment
If you thought Chris D'Elia was a creep BEFORE, you'll really think so after today's episode. We also discuss the movie TAR, embarrassing things found in your purse and a F M K for the ages.
The Vow, Season Two: Keith Raniere's Version
In what is probably their best episode so far, (Okay top 10) the ladies discuss the new season of The Vow, bullying, Stef's amazing Nextdoor story and probably the best darn version of the Star Spangled Banner you'll ever hear!
You're All Pronouncing "Adele" Wrong
The ladies break down narcissism, some TV shows and spill some serious TEA about a few people from their past. Sorry, not sorry. (A little sorry!) Also find out which celebrity names you've (and we've) been saying wrong all these years!
Amster-DAMN!
Cecily returns from Amsterdam and feels like she's "better than everyone." The ladies talk about current movies they hate and love and give some TV recs. Plus more!
Kanye, Musk you Leave So Soon? (We Tried a Pun, Sorry.)
Returning to form, the special ladies talk about movies they didn't understand, more Facebook fights causing them to get blocked, how cool they were in junior high, Nextdoor posts and so much more. Plus Michael Rappaport goes IN again on Ye and we're here for it!
We Can SEE You
Two sick special ladies soldier on to share movie and TV recs, plus some advice on Insta-porn! And more!
In Defense of Chappelle (JK!)
The ladies have some STUFF to say about Dave Chappelle (again) and a whole bunch of other related stuff. Stef tells us about the documentary Love Fraud and Cecily shares a story about being "maybe" hit on by a guy at a premiere.
Twitter Quitter
Cecily falls in love with a parody account on Twitter. Stef has a Facebook fight with a crazy man. Cecily reviews the new Spielberg movie "The Fablemans" and so very much more!
Stop Being SO HAPPY
Going back to their old "Bored AF" beginnings, Cec and Stef mostly talk complete nonsense. Find out about "toxic positivity" and an Insta handle YOU SHOULD BE FOLLOWING and so much more.
Facebook Needs to Get a Sense of Humor
Stefanie tries to be funny on Facebook but Facebook isn't having it, Cecily loves a new show that may just be soft core porn and the ladies lay into the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion!
Where is your HUSBAND?
Cecily relays some fun stories from her trip to Dallas. Stef talks about "The Mole," while Cecily breaks down "The Patient." Stefanie tries to explain "80s movies" to her kids! And more!
Kanye, Ya Dusty!
Stef and Cec get a little miffed when discussing Kanye, and racism/anti-Semitism in general. Stef marries Harvey Weinstein. Plus Bill Murray continues to behave badly. And so much more!
Bros Before Hos
On today's fine episode, the ladies talk about some REALLY bad movies, including "Blonde" and the latest from David O. Russell, "Amsterdam." We also re-live the fight between David and Lily Tomlin. We talk poppers, Bros, Billy Eichner and so much more!
Teachers Behaving Badly
As a special treat, we're releasing this Patreon episode featuring the silky smooth voice of Stef's husband, Jon Taylor talking about a major sex scandal involving teachers. But first, Cecily kicks the topic off talking about an uncomfortable documentary.
Is Taylor Swift a Thief?
We take you on a serious journey today from a Taylor Swift "Lover" lawsuit to Kenny Loggins Vs. Garth Brooks. And so very much more in today's jam packed show!
Be Like Bowie
After Stef and Cec attempt to cancel each other for awhile, they decide "being weird" is better than "being normal." Also, Cecily reviews the new Bowie documentary "Moonage Day Dream." Plus so much more!
Hungry Like the Wolf
Cecily legit fan girls into a dizzy spell at the Duran Duran concert. Stef tries hard to get into a Twitter fight with Jimmy Dore stans. The ladies also talk about The Queen, Housewives and more!
Armie Hammer Wants To Eat You
Yes, we realize this was also the name of a bonus ep, but if the shoe fits, EAT IT. In today's ep, the girls take a deep dive into the new documentary series, House of Hammer and they discuss Armie's not so silly shenanigans. (Plus some bonus Britney talk.)
Trigger Warning for graphic references to sexual abuse.
Sneak Peek: Rose Pricks Bonus: Good Sex
We couldn't resist releasing this bonus episode from Rose Pricks because it was all about sex and somehow cat names. The point is, it's right up our Bored AF people's alley so we decided to share it here as well. Enjoy.
TikTok Meltdown
The ladies discuss a very popular TikTok star (whom they'd never heard of) who is having some trouble in the public eye. Stef recommends a Netflix documentary and they (per usual) talk nonsense about many other things!
Better Than Ezra (Miller)
We give you a complete timeline of the Ezra Miller antics. Plus another deep dive into Aiden returning to "And Just Like That", Nextdoor.com shenanigans and so much more!
Britney Versus K-Fed
Britney's sons record her yelling at them, and we discuss! Plus some epic nanny "job postings," and a farewell to Anne Heche. (Note: We do discuss Ellen's rather cold response to Anne being in the hospital, but Ellen has since given a kind Twitter shoutout to Anne's family.)
Don't Come For Beyonce
The ladies are BUSY today with Nextdoor drama, Lewinsky Vs. Beyonce, Cecily trying to join the group "Anonymous" and a small dive into Netflix's "The Most Hated Man on the Internet." And more!
Will Smith is Sorry (and So are We)
More unpopular opinions, plus Will Smith attempts an apology to Chris Rock (and all of us.) And we break down more money scams, our favorite topic!
Hey RYAN Adams, Play Summer of 69!
One of the ladies went to see REO Speedwagon and you have to guess which one. The other went downtown to see Ryan Adams. Two different shows. Two very different breakdowns. Plus a coupe new Bumble stories and Stef has to prove to some guy named Dan that she has the chops to write greeting cards. And oh so much more!
Unfriend the A-Holes!
The ladies discuss why some religions are better than others when it comes to disguising their rock bands. They also talk about internet "dirty deletes" and how to "choose sides" after a breakup. And more! Always more!
Stef Thinks Cec is High
Cecily tries to take Stef down a "what if you met your younger self" rabbit hole, but Stef isn't having it. The ladies also discuss Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, a bizarre post on Next Door and more!
Venmo Me
Cecily shares a fight for the ages with her local hipster coffee shop. Stef wants to find raunch-coms to watch with her kids! Cecily reviews some new movies. And the ladies talk about current scam artists who are VERY triggering.
It Was Obviously the Owl!
Stef and Cec get a little political (they have to) and finally break down "The Staircase" (both the documentary and the HBO limited series.) They also choose the celebrities who should play each other in the "movie version" of their lives! And of course...more!
Johnny Depp is Going Back to Court
Not to beat a dead horse, but just in case anyone wondered, we still don't like Improv! Stef has an epic Facebook fight. We also talk a little Johnny Depp, Marilyn Manson and Brad Pitt!
We Are Not Ashamed!
In what might be described as their BEST EPISODE YET, the ladies take their deepest dive into a Canadian band that has ever been taken. Be prepared to laugh, cry and everything in between. And if you think you know for one second where they're going with this, YOU DON'T!
Is Teal Swan Mad at Me?
In continuing with their cult obsession, the ladies uncover "The Deep End" docuseries on Hulu, where they learn FASCINATING things about "spiritualist YouTube star" Teal Swan. Also, Stef and Cec once again try to figure out which cult they belong to. Plus personal stories, a little RHOBH and a reminder of how much Cecily hates bio-pics.
Mean Girl Summer
On today's very special episode, the ladies pack a PUNCH. (What does that even mean?) A little more "Love on the Spectrum," a tiny bit of "Real Housewives Beverly Hills" and a big talk about bullying. And so much more. Will they get cancelled today? Probably not, but they're trying!
Who's Love Bombing Who?
The ladies talk Love on the Spectrum US, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Joe Vs. Carole (really?) and the worst dating profile they've ever seen. Plus more, of course!
Madonna's Vagina (AKA Madge's Vadge)
What today's podcast ISN'T about is Madonna's vadge. That would be so weird. JK, obviously it is. Plus we have an early review of Top Gun 2: Maverick, and Cecily tries to explain what an NFT is. And of course, more! Always more!
The Ice Man Cometh
The ladies have some CRAZY stories about people faking illnesses! Plus, they talk Tom Cruise, the new Dr. Strange movie and more films they don't like! Plus, as always, SO much more!
I Will Not "Yes And" Your Bumble Profile...
More crazy Bumble stories, Cecily wants to get Rolfed, Stefanie has a FB fight. And the ladies talk about Amanda Bynes's exciting new rap career, plus the FX show Under the Banner of Heaven. And more of course!
Julia Roberts Vs. Nic Cage
Cecily shares a recent Twitter fight that came out of left field. The ladies discuss problematic celebrities at GREAT length, and a review of the new Nicolas Cage movie, "The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent" and more!
Ask Me Again, David Spade
Cec and Stef re-live some shocking personal stories, including one where SOMEONE does body shots at a wedding. Plus, some celebrity gossip and TV show talk. (They may re-share a story or two, but trust us, you'll love it!) And of course they try to get each cancelled.
Don't Use Me For Clout
One LAST thing about Will and Jada, a little Amy Schumer, Real Housewives Beverly Hills, The Thing About Pam, and so very much more!
Who's Your Bully?
The ladies talk high school bullies, fisticuffs, a TINY bit of Will Smith, Bruce Willis and so much more!
Big Willy's Bad Take
Cecily and Stef have a majorly chill take on all the shenanigans involving Will Smith Vs. Chris Rock plus much much more! Join us to hear some inside scoop as well as some just plain educated guesses on what went on at the Oscars this year.
Spirits Love Zoom
Stef and Cec discuss unsolicited stand up comedy, ghosts, and all the craziness of recently failed billionaires! (Including Bad Vegan, WeWork, The Dropout and so much more!) Plus, a special treat: Cecily's friend Tim Conlon joins in with "Tim's Take," where we talk Kanye, Bob Saget and more!
What Not To Say to a Woman
In today's ep, the "special ladies" take on the Bob Saget mystery, the KanYE documentary, Aimee Mann vs Steely Dan, plus - somehow - MORE STALKING. And so much more!
Celebrity F**kery
Cec and Stef return to form (form being crazy people) as they discuss The Batman, Intervention, Hulu's The Dropout, Cecily's methy neighbors and give F, Marry, Kills. Plus more. Because there's always more...
Dear Mr. President Putin...
The ladies discuss the ideocracy of celebs who just don't get it. Plus, Cecily gives an early review of "Winning Time: The Rise of the Lakers Legacy." And obviously they go deep into "Love Island." And more!
Sexual Napalm
This might be their last show, as the ladies fight to the teeth about John Mayer! They also go in on Kanye, hoarding and more!