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Judgement - In the third episode of season five: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss when your legs don't work like they used to before, strangeness in the south, Simon's clap backs, spams and scams, the multiple sides of social media, judgy people, and so much more. #8Inches #BiffedIt #DiabetesInTheSouth #RandomCondom #FuckLord #MukbangSimon #ExtraGirthy

Butt Plugs - In the second episode of season five: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss cancelled plans, Simon's stare, Plummage, FBI guy Gregory, forbidden mustaches, short people problems, the differences in raising little boys vs. little girls, and so much more. #OneRingToRuleThemAll #BeybladeAnalBeads #ToInfinityAndBeyond #DryAgedMayonnaise #Chomp #AlcoholicKid

Vore - In the first episode of season five: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss what they did over the summer break, how even writing descriptions for Streamless is NSFW, dick fingers, VR Chat, dark web, Simon's TikTok algorithm, crippling debt, individual podcast personalities, ice play, streams you hate, and much more. #MotherIAmBusy #HurtMeDaddy #AmIWetOrStillSweating #CriesInSpanish #SimpingForSimon #ChaosGremlins

Time for all those beauties that didn’t make the cut during the season. Enjoy these non-sequitur couplings of hilarious clips. This is Streamless: Outside the Podcast. Enjoy this treat and look forward to Season 5 coming soon! #BullTesticleCeviche #CrackPacket #Badussy #ClickityClickClick #WalmartCorpse #GlueEaters #Leviosaaaaaa #StripperPolesToHell #PapSmearsAndButterBeers

Left Turn - In the tenth episode of season four: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss work habits that aren’t acceptable outside the workplace, serotonin from baby animals, repetitive sounds, neighbors, the wonders of air conditioning and dishwashing, villain or hero arc’s, Simon as a furry, butter chicken butt plug, snake oil salesmen, whoppers over hookers, and chipotle mayo wine shots. #StrangerDanger #PettingPrivileges #TwixterGod #PneumoniaFan #6GAnd4K #YouPlayedYourself #DanishContraceptive #OminousRickRoll

Unapologetic Bullshittery - In the ninth episode of season four: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss grocery store kidneys, running into the same people over and over, flaccid coral penises, celebrity status and stalking, Sweeney Todd, Frontier Airlines, unexpected Twitch mods, keel hauling, scary nature, “Grossities”, turning 30, lemur memer, and elder generations utilizing VR. #WalmartOrgans #MicroPeePeeClub #SpikyJerky #MyBrotherInChrist #GrimsNetworkingSkills #BarnacleButts #SimonsBoobs

Who am I? - In the eighth episode of season four: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss Rhen's hatred of Wordle and its off shoots, emailing like texting: one word at a time, Mort impersonations, Tiktok trends, the inability to learn new things, differences in escalation, cheerful nihilism, and much more. #ShrimpBrain #Wordle #Sheeeee #Farmville #Moidah #DannyDevito #NordVPN #MagicSchoolBus

Decisions Decisions - In the seventh episode of season four: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss pearl necklaces, side door access, financial gains, booty BBQ sauce, wholesome moments, gambling, sleep and how we don't know her, smacking the mental remote, and much more. #GroceryJail #RefugeeMice #UncleDad #AliensAndPredators #BabyCrazySimon #SkinBalls #Unplugged

How & Why - In the sixth episode of season four: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss old dogs learning new tricks, eating plastic plants, changing things in their personal timelines, zooted Cirque du Soleil, boat launches, glass bottom pools, Paul Blart, Chrysler being a car, and felonious former roommates. #SpicyBathBombs #2ndBreakfast #FrenchFryTree #SelfWipingDog #TasteTheRainbow #ItsVintage #CrystalHeadVodka

Assert Dominance - In the fifth episode of season four: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss cat fights, Crocs 'n socks as a method of birth control, being protective of food, how we always help others but rarely help ourselves, deadbeat Sims parents, questionable school happenings, views on kids, and why Cordi is so saucy. #RhenvisDatingAdvice #TermsAndConditions #MeatBlanket #AntiBabyAdventCalendar #UndercoverChocolate #ImInYourWalls

For Legal Purposes - In the fourth episode of season four: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss how the hell they can be considered adults, how teachers always seemed older, how people never really have it together, how we were never taught how to do taxes, how we never use algebra, and of course some offshoots about comfort foods, management feedback, and employee appreciation. #WeirdFetishes #CrookedLicensePlate #PartyTit #Peecha #DaddyRamsey #OnlyTwoInches #Hightirement

Afterlife - In the third episode of season four: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss how death would be preferable to winning the lottery, chaotic things they would do post mortem, haunting people, and reincarnation in it's many forms. True to form they touch on other topics such as Simon's body positivity, strip clubs, games from childhood, comics, anime they love, and the ecosystems that are streamer desks. #BirthWear #FlappyThing #FirstBrain #RetractableTits #SelfAweebness #SpookySexy

Hyperfocus - In the second episode of season four: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss losing gaps of time on projects, cleaning, and digging for childhood items. They also talk about subscription boxes they have and would like to see, vending machines that Simon is interested in, items they have loved and lost, and basic repeat offenders like hair-ties and lighters, and how each of them keep their collectibles including the packaging. #OnlyCropTops #ItalicizedO #Deviant #GetShreked #HybridHulk

Calm and Predictable - In the first episode of season four: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss burnout and their relationship to dead batteries, chaotic energy, Simon and wanting choccy milk, AshleyRoboto and the classic ACNH clips, selling dignity for dino nuggets, pissy toddlers, OSHA mandated mental breaks, names for things that are not real names, how to paint and using the correct paint. #FoleyArtists #GrinchYoga #CarEyelashes #SimonDigiornoPizza #RocketScientist

Kitchen Sink: Season 3 

Athletes stretch before their events, musicians do a sound check, and it’s no different here. We just warm up in a wildly different ways. This is Streamless: Outside the Podcast. Listen in for warm ups and post ending scenes that we’ve compiled into a series of non-sequiturs for your ear drums' listening pleasure. Enjoy this treat and look forward to Season 4 coming soon! #WetFlaps #MouthThings #AssPlease #Mama #ThirstyDiscords #Mustard #GremlinKaraoke #KittyKraken #THUD #Anal

Criterion Collection - In the tenth episode of season three: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss things that tickle their sexy thoughts, cosplays that rock, cult classics they appreciate, games they love, and items of obsession and collection. They also review those obscure pieces of media and the human psyche with humanoid beings. They ask the question: "If everyone has heard of something, but hasn't seen it, is it an SCP or is it the Mandala Effect?"  #CircleJerk #Ahegao #MegaMilk #SexyTardis #TimCurrysRange #TheRoom #ForzaIsAShittyGame

Only Only Only Fans - In the ninth episode of season three: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss anything and everything. From Danish traditions by age and relationship status, to terrible coworkers, games we return to constantly, tit talk, serial killers, Millennials and ringing doorbells, Antwans who are bitches, coworkers starved for attention, Cordi NPCs and so much more. Tune in for an unmedicated rollercoaster in ADHD.  #OverSeasoned #Fink #FatCockSpirit #ProperMad #Chupa

Meaningful Junk - In the eighth episode of season three: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss media that resonated with them. From in depth games such as GRIS, That Dragon Cancer, Alan Wake, and more existential games like SOMA. Movies and music that makes their heart skip a beat from theme songs for anime, to Old Gods of Asgard, to John Williams and Jurassic Park and those that they disdain ahem "Baby" by Justin Bieber. Like all episodes our inability to maintain continuity is a trait here and the gang discuss plenty of side topics, like why we don't read anymore, sleep rejection, artificial flavoring, and so much more. #KarenCheesecake #CordiBebop #KungFuAvoidedMe #HumanDLC #LibrariesMostWanted

In No Particular Order - In the seventh episode of season three: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi completely disregard their talking points and go ad hoc discussing caffeine, cat sucker punches, age appropriate games, butts, VIP suites in hell, Rhenvi's arachnophobia, going commando while sailing, file sharing, mods for The Sims, NeoPets, dummy thicc gnats, 404'ing on how to spell, and when autocorrect lets you down. #SchizophrenicCats #SharpShelf #BubbleButt #ITChlamydia #Rule34ForEverything #RepossessedNeoPets

Origin Story - In the sixth episode of season three: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss how this rag-tag group of avengers came to be. They discuss their personal histories of their usernames, OG emails, how they started streaming and why do they even do it? Tune in for their evolution on lighting, consoles, cameras, PC's, chairs, schedules, passions and fears, community building, and the friendship that bonds them to this way of life. #LiquidMammoth #BumpieDoo #SadLamp #StripperPoleToHell #ShitlordsAndSugarMommas

Karaoke - In the fifth episode of season three: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi sporadically bust out in song throughout the recording. Enjoy our sensational tunes. They also discuss magic socks, hailing men, object permanence, Earth 2.0, the Great Wall of Sex vs Sleep, smol rage, boneless baby chickens, being an extroverted introvert, and letting DM's marinate. #ROYGBIV #BlessTheRainsDownInAfrica #SupremeCourtSprinkles #BeepBeepMotherFucker

Ghosted - In the fourth episode of season three: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss all things gory and supernatural with some good old dark humor mixed in. They discuss things that go bump in the night, alternate reality ghosts, ghost university, scariest moments, clandestine poops, just fucking sending it, how the human race cannot handle the truth, special chunky paint, and our emotional support Hufflepuff.  #SparePeen #ConfusedGhost #RhenPee #David #GothPaint

Good Reads - In the third episode of season three: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss things that make our brains go brrr like COVID erotica, today I learned moments, curse of online social media sharing platforms, DoorDashing Burger King crowns, what defines a nightmare, ice play, and the newest roundup of streaming service shows we dig. #Ashingtonford #SimonsDaisyDukes #LetItGoLoofah #MassiveBeets #GremlinSword

House of Beep - In the second episode of season three, Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss post mortem gameplay, land horses, mouth sounds, milkshakes vs cold ones, waterboarding or the mandala effect, horny hill and the thirst trap trade on TikTok, Cordi in a dress (say what?), facebook ads, inability to sit straight, checking oversized prop weapons on planes, the land of the dead YouTube channels, and steam libraries and completion rates. Grab a snack and settle in for this larger than life episode - it's a big'n. #RebelYell #HornyForSomething #LittleMermaidMan #Beep #MilkshakePilsner #BoysToTheYard #AssPlease #CueCardCordi

Lil’ Sperm - In the first episode of season three: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss great childhood books and shows like Goosebumps, high school “reconnecting” and it’s intentions, a new way of depositing the D, principles of sharing (including leftovers), frustrations of modern technology, onesies, bras, and pockets. But most importantly - Lil’ Sperm. Stay tuned at the end for an Easter egg EP on the Streamless Recording Label. #ReturnOfTheGremlin #FuckThemKids #USBDeviceNotRecognized #PocketChild #2022WorldTour

Kitchen Sink - In the tenth episode of season two: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss TikTok leggings, Tesla's and how we definitely need a gremlin voiced smart car or GPS, stuff that sucked as kids (like getting clothing for Christmas), cringe, and things that we love now like naps. Meanwhile Josh is volunteering with the SCP Foundation. Game mods and unnecessarily hard parts in games which lead to panicking and sometimes unfortunate story arcs. Lastly rounding the base with some quality game development setups for future thinking in the franchise starting at day one. Stay tuned for this and more including this season outtakes. #SimonIsAToddler #AssPlease #GremlinTesla #TittyFuck #StealthIsALie

It's A No From Me Dawg - In the ninth episode of season two: Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss the anxieties behind reality TV, video games, and childhood bathroom trauma while Josh is out killing it for RuPaul's Drag Race. Among Us and the art of lying. Reality TV favorites from Catfish to Survivor, Road Rules, Real World, and even bordering on insanity shows like Solitary. Find out what made Simon fearful of pooping for years, how Rhenvi learned what Arachnophobia meant, and what bizarre video games the group loves. All this, and many more side tangents, in this week's episode. #GaslightingTheGame #ThePooMonster #CordiTheExecutioner  #BejeweledOrgasm #LustyJeffDaniels

Sausage Party - In the eighth episode of season two, Josh, Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi are horny on main. From cum filled basements, to getting railed, to adult slip and slides, to the next baby boom, all of them are going to horny jail. These absolute snaccs describe themselves, from The Simon Panini to The Rhenvi Colada and everything in between to create the Streamless Food Pyramid. After starting off sexy, they get down to business and discuss things that keep you up at night, the agony that is moving and the mortgage process, and the small town effect. But wait there's more, as per our style there's a chunk of side tangents. Listen in to hear them all and catch an Easter egg. #ProteinFilledAutobiography #WithMyMindOnMyMoneyAndMyMoneyOnMyMind #McDonaldsFries #ChocolateBunnyCasket

The Simple Life - In the seventh episode of season two, Josh, Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi talk about stupid hard things that should be dummy simple, from winged eyeliner to taxes. Turning next to teaching methods from raps, to songs, and the Pythagorean theorem to Xbox. Phone anxiety, old skool landlines and misdialing, making your own appointments, pronunciation mishaps, UwU's and Simon's immense hate for adult baby kinks, plus the group majority love for Marc Rebillet's "I'm a Flamingo". As always, it's a consistent hodgepodge of hilarity and topic bouncing. Buckle up, this one is a bit long. #SimonLovesChiliCheeseTops #RhenvisAbhor #HermioneTheSTD #TimeForGrandma

Little Irritations - In the sixth episode of season two, Lazy, Cordi, Rhenvi, welcome their second guest: Aimi_Ikari. Josh was out filming a movie with Ryan Gosling. The group talks about mildly irritating things such as swallowing pills, ISP's, and overrated things like hard seltzers, tomato soup, bologna, spam and more.  We learn Cordi's, and to her suprise, the rest of the teams' dislike of tomato soup, Simon's infatuation with trying Spam, and Rhenvi's arguments on how to cook bacon. Today's episode hype is brought to you by the love of "I'm a Flamingo" by Marc Rebillet. The group closes out the episode remembering some of the most caring things they have experienced, from unexpected strangers saving the day to dear friends checking in on each other.  #DenmarkWinsTheInternet #ReverseMafia #TomatoSoupIsCancelled #BaconWars

Gremlin Status - In the fifth episode of season two; Josh, Lazy, Cordi, welcome our first guest: TheBlueFatNinja. Yeah, you read that right. Rhenvi was off chasing TikTok thirst traps. The group talks about knickknacks they collect, from straw wrappers to dice, to non-discriminate pieces of plastic or rubber, to metal bottles caps, and more. As well, they discuss the nutritional value of cum. "A spoonful of sperm makes the medicine go down!" We learn what sets Cordi off when our guest (Blue) and resident Simon decide they don't like one particular favorite anime or mention a specific irrational fear. Lastly, the group discusses what they've been binge-watching, from Josh's exceptional binge of Schitt's Creek, to GOT, and others. They also pose the question: How long do you give a show for it to catch your attention/addiction before you potentially ditch it or stick with it? #SeanBeanAlwaysDies #BirdsDoNotExist #AustraliaIsntReal

Superpowers - In the fourth episode of season two, Josh, Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi talk about what super powers they would like to have and also what would be the most useless ones. From flying to melee to manipulation and a little dash of hedonism, there's diversity among the longing for cool powers. But where there's good powers, there's utterly useless ones too. From figuring out when something is on sale, but not in your area, a radar for the wrong item, to the last thing that accosted you hella delayed, one thing is true - they suck. It's a bird, it's a plane, its a cosmic charcuterie tray. As per usual many side topics make their way in and round out this episode. Bonk Warning. #CordiPate #Kinkdar #PintsWithPastorPikachu #TonguingInstruments

2021 A.C. - In the third episode of season two, Josh, Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi step back to review the world one year after "Two weeks to end COVID". They discuss the shifts and the rifts in thinking about how to handle this, from alternative work environments, to the Karen's who disregard all protocols. U.S. vs. Denmark lock downs, lessons learned, and how our physical, mental, and social health have changed. Nothing is left off the table: People cheating quarantine, personal space, generational blame game, stimu-loss, and plots to kidnap people in power over this. #SimonOfTheDead #WetAssJosh #PeopleEater #GoogleIsNotOmniscient

Culture Vulture - In the second episode of season two, Josh, Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss all about best and worst fictional worlds, fandoms, and recent TV shows. From Star Wars to Cyberpunk, Harry Potter to Final Fantasy, one common theme: potential inevitable doom. The group also wrangles with what if magic was in the real world, it's applications, and what happens if it got into the wrong hands. Fandoms range from Dr. Who to Christopher Meloni's backside. Lastly they share the shows they've been caught up in recently and their escapes from reality. All this and more in year one A.C. #SimonIsAnSCP #SimonGrowl #GremlinCordi #GrowingLabias

Funny Valentine - In the first episode of season two, Josh, Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss all about the love drunk holiday. Flimsy valentines and sweethearts candies, crushes, cringy admissions of love, TikTok thirst traps, alphabet mafia, and of course: porn syrup. Stick around for some on brand, off the cuff side tracks about Danish tongue twisters, body language, fucking spiders, tiny homes, and how COVID is the ultimate cockblock this Fourth of July Valentines Day. #hotdogvalentines #simonslowpowermode #sneezetits

New Years Rewind - In the tenth episode, and the season finale, Josh, Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi talk about how it all began. Where did Streamless come from? What were some moments of Season 1 that really stuck with us? 2020 review of the good, the bad, and the idiocrasy of COVID-19 (yeah we're talking about you Karen and your abuse of 911. Just wear a mask!). Our bests of 2020, personal goals achieved, expanding in content creation, discovering ourselves, mentally growing and becoming more self assured, and most importantly the importance of hugs. Reminiscing on our stream beginnings, and how far we've come. Not to change from our OG platform of steering off course, we spitball ideas for the future. #seasontwoiscoming #caffinatedpulp #bonk #raidshadowlegends

Christmas Wire Tap - In the ninth episode Josh, Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi kick things off with some delightful mouth sounds and then discuss Christmas of course. From our childhood memories of getting great gifts and the clout that came with them, to regrets on poorly picked/obsessed over gifts, to having our hopes dashed (who gives kids socks for Christmas?!), and always being teased by Geoffrey, the Toys 'R Us Giraffe, (fuck you Geoffrey). Don't miss out on parenting logic hits and misses, yo-yo's and street cred, making Santa the "bad guy", and present mishaps. And of course we take a turn off topic as usual, this time to the tech side of things. Discussing remembering dates, overheard ideas, watch lists, and what's really in those terms and conditions anyways? #privacywho? #privacywhat? #wedontknowher 

SOUND WARNING - Rhenvi was in between headsets so her audio is rather peaky this episode. We apologize for this and promise it will get better in future episodes (she has a new microphone now). 

Sh*t Talk - In the eighth episode Josh, Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss ingestion misfires, and everything at the other end of your GI track (including some Wet Ass Bussy's). Ever thought you had a tasty morsel and it turns out it's kitty litter? Nah us either...or is it? Listen to all the things that have visited our alimentary track from too much ex lax to talcum powder, what goes in must come out; sometimes with the force of a hurricane and the heat of 1,000 suns. Don't miss out on bowels, clandestine bathroom missions, and places without public bathrooms. As always we take mental detours and discuss a variety of other things so buckle that seat belt, it's about to get bumpy. #What

Food, Glorious Food! - In the seventh episode Josh, Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss seasonal foods and strange eating habits. Preferences on sandwich toppings, cranberry sauce, turkey jerky, different types of meat, when pumpkin isn't pumpkin, seasonal flavors, annoying foods, and we pop back on to the Reese's discussion. Also, find out what happens when Josh gets snapped out of existence and why your McDonald's shake machine is always down. Strap in for another wild ride with the peeps as this train never stays on the track. #FirstBurp

Over Under - In the sixth episode, Josh (who had previously returned from his clandestine CIA mission), Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi talk about sex and deathtrap known as shower sex, the importance of good lube, nutella, a good nights rest, the mediocrity of 'just-above-fast-food' restaurants, advertising tricks, and PAX dreams. As always staying on brand to deviate from set topics wildly. We do hope Simon found the off button. Listen in to find out. 

Hallowiener - THIS IS HALLOWEEN! THIS IS HALLOWEEN! In the fifth episode, Josh, Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss all things Halloween and what it means to them. Kids costumes, Steven King, Disney, phobias, jump scares, hiding under the blankets, ranking Halloween candy, and more. Spoiler Alert: Kit Kats are cannibalized. You should know by now we never keep on track, so strap in for some more shenanigans on this episode of the Streamless podcast. #graperage

Love Hate Relationships - In the fourth episode, while Josh is away on his CIA clandestine mission, Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi talk about the stuff you love, hate, and love to hate. Ever think you were going to hate something forever, then you try it, and then you loved it? Us too. Did you end up hating it all over again? Same here. Spoiler alert - we're going to deviate from the original topic so get ready for another adventure with these buffoons.

Intrusive Thoughts - In the third episode, Josh, Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss all those things that you just can't get out of your head; timing be damned. Ear worms, inappropriate thoughts, and other distractions. Disclaimer: We are not responsible if, after listening to this, you develop an intrusive thought. Side effects include: a looping ear worm, a never ending song or jingle, and incessant snickering.  As always, they never stay on track so ready player one for some unexpected twists and turns. 

Shitty Kids - In the second episode, Josh, Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi dive deep into how unruly they were as kids. This episode may make you increase your birth control and for that, #yourewelcome. If you've heard the first episode, you know we are bound to go on some side quests topic wise and of course this continues that trend. 

F**k Puzzles - In the very first episode, Josh, Lazy, Cordi, and Rhenvi discuss games that they just HAD to have when they were younger; as well as, games they are addicted to now. Plus, some off track topics. Staying on brand even in the first episode.