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All Fart No Poop!

All Fart No Poop!

By Stu Wilson, Nick Wilson

Join us every week as we tackle the world's most pressing topics head on in a definitely not ridiculous way! Buckle in baby, we're going to browntown.
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#20 - Casting Nic Cage

All Fart No Poop!Sep 25, 2020

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#41 - (More) Haunted Stories We Absolutely Believe

#41 - (More) Haunted Stories We Absolutely Believe

This week on groundbreaking podcast, All Fart No Poop, we're returning to a season one classic topic: real life hauntings. Or rather, haunting people said happened on the internet. We've rounded up a few shockers, and we're deciding whether they happened, or whether the internet (dramatic pause) can't be trusted? PLUS another exciting edition of 'Who can do the best impression of the Malfoy scene in the first Harry Potter' and a shocking celebrity call in...

Like what you hear? Fancy a bit more of it, say, every Friday? Make sure you're following us on whatever your preferred podcast provider is! We're everywhere! And why not follow us on all socials @afnppod!

May 21, 202158:30
#40 - Farewell Yahoo Answers

#40 - Farewell Yahoo Answers

At the beginning of this month, Yahoo Answers shut it's doors for good. A sad time for all - so we thought we'd run through some of the weirdest answers we could find from the platform.. and just sort of, laugh a bit at them. 

PLUS a truly eye opening celebrity call-in, and a heated edition of Who Can Do The Best Impression of the Malfoy Scene From Harry Potter One - all in this week's All Fart No Poop!

Like this? Follow us for new episodes EVERY FRIDAY - and why not check out our socials @afnppod for regular updates and very silly things...

May 14, 202101:07:38
#39 - Travolta Deserves The Earth or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the John

#39 - Travolta Deserves The Earth or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the John

This week's episode is a very different beast - for Nick was not free for this week's recording, so it is I, Stu, who hath been left to take the reigns. And oh BOY do I have an episode for you. We're talking everything from cookies to John Travolta. Buckle in, grab a whiskey and REMAIN CALM PLEASE.

Follow us on all socials @AFNPpod - an make sure you're following us wherever you get your podcasts! New episodes every Friday!

May 07, 202144:25
#38 - The Cringiest Oscar Moments

#38 - The Cringiest Oscar Moments

This week the winners of this year's Oscars ceremony were revealed and we absolutely were not watching. But we DID watch all of the cringiest moments we could from Oscars history, for your listening pleasure! PLUS another riveting edition of 'Who can do the best impression of the Malfoy scene from the first Harry Potter' as well as a truly shocking celebrity call in...

Follow us on all socials @afnppod - and why not give us a nice review if you're feeling especially generous!

Apr 30, 202101:13:02
#37 - To Stream Or Not To Stream

#37 - To Stream Or Not To Stream

The world's favourite podcast returns with a special episode of recommendations on what to watch on streaming services right now - as well as some to skip... PLUS a game changing celebrity call-in, and the latest attempt to become Draco Malfoy. 

Like what you hear? Follow us for new episodes every Friday - and why not follow us on socials @afnppod or drop us a review? 

Apr 16, 202101:28:44
#36 - The Tuna Episode

#36 - The Tuna Episode

Back at the start of season two, Stu promised a tuna episode. Here's the tuna episode. Learn some stuff about tuna, I dunno what else to say man.


Apr 09, 202142:35
#35 - Getting Siked For Summer

#35 - Getting Siked For Summer

This week, we look forward to the most glorious of seasons - Summer is coming, and it's time to get siked. Best drinks, foods, Ice lollies - you name it. We're here to set the record straight. PLUS a stinking new edition of Harry Potter impressions, and a shocking celebrity call-in.

Apr 02, 202158:21
#34 - The Royals Can Get In The Bin

#34 - The Royals Can Get In The Bin

This year's news cycle has been... eventful. Recently everyones favourite unelected rich family have been back at the forefront - so we thought it was high time to remind everyone that they absolutely belong in the bin! PLUS another eventful edition of "Who can do the best impression of the Malfoy scene from the first Harry Potter", as well as a surprising celebrity call in from a familiar voice...

Mar 19, 202101:06:59
#33 - Ranking Cruise Runs

#33 - Ranking Cruise Runs

It's the moment the entire world has been waiting for. You know Tom Cruise. You know the general process of running. But do you know which Tom Cruise run is the greatest? Well, we're here to find out. Join us, as we rank every single Tom Cruise run, from his entire filmography. The man has legs.

Mar 12, 202101:30:26
#32 - Dumb Tech

#32 - Dumb Tech

Ever seen an invention that makes you go "hang on, are you mental?" - we have. So we decided to make an episode devoted to the wonderful world of dumb tech. This is that episode. PLUS another game changing round of Harry Potter impressions, and a shocking celebrity call-in...

Mar 05, 202101:11:38
#31 - Why Are All Celebrity Conspiracy Theories So Silly?

#31 - Why Are All Celebrity Conspiracy Theories So Silly?

The boys. Are back. Again. It's another episode. This week we're talking celebrity conspiracies - and why they're literally all the silliest things. Stevie Wonder not actually being blind? Lorde being 20 years older than she says? The list is simply long. PLUS another edition of 'who can do the best impression of the Malfoy scene in the first Harry Potter', as well as another special celebrity guest...

Feb 26, 202101:05:02
#30 - Did Phil Collins Have The Right to Go That Hard on the Tarzan Soundtrack?

#30 - Did Phil Collins Have The Right to Go That Hard on the Tarzan Soundtrack?

This week on global smash hit sensation, All Fart No Poop, we're putting to rest the age old question on everybody's lips: did Phil Collins have the right to go that hard on the Tarzan soundtrack? We know you've been thinking it - and now it's time to settle it once and for all. PLUS a brand new magical segment, and a special celebrity guest...

Feb 19, 202159:15
#29 - Be Gone 2020

#29 - Be Gone 2020

Like classic Dublin based hard rock band Thin Lizzy once said, the boys are back in town. And this time? It's personal. To kick off the second season of global smash hit sensation All Fart No Poop, we're saying goodbye to 2020 - with our best and worst of quite literally* everything that happened in the last year. Grab a beverage, kick back, and let us commence.    

*not literally at all.

Feb 12, 202101:18:10
#28 - Christmas Special

#28 - Christmas Special

Season one may be behind us - but the boys are back (in town) for a special festive extravaganza which we're sure 'yule' love. Featuring a whopping array of groundbreaking new segments, getting to the bottom of life's biggest Christmas debates - what is the best Christmas tree? Is Santa a horrible thing to teach kids? What was Kevin's ultimate murder attempt in Home Alone? We've got all that covered, plus a healthy dollop of OTHER STUFF. That's right, It's time for the first All Fart No Poop Christmas special. Sit back, grab a drink (or two - looking at you Brenda), get cosy and soak up the festive goodness. From all two of us here at All Fart No Poop, we wish you the merriest of Christmas's - and the gosh darn happiest of New Years! (If you have any strong opinions you want to shout at us, let us know on all our socials @afnppod)

Dec 23, 202001:38:40
#27 - Best & Worst Endings

#27 - Best & Worst Endings

In the last episode of the first season of global smash hit podcast, All Fart No Poop, we're diving into the best and worst film and television finales! Because it's a finale episode! Get it! PLUS a shocking twist in Peter's Corner, and the season-long Michael Cera case comes to a boiling point... !!FULL SPOILERS FOR A WHOLE BUNCH OF FILMS AND TV SHOWS HERE!! Hit follow to make sure you don't miss season 2 when it drops in January, and follow us on all socials @AFNPpod for content in the meantime!

Nov 27, 202001:43:12
#26 - Things Are Happening

#26 - Things Are Happening

This week on the world's greatest podcast, we dive into some of the biggest headlines of the past few weeks, in a definitely-not-filler current affairs episode! From Wonder Woman 1984's release to the world's sexiest man - this episode simply has it all! (except a lot of things, actually.. ) PLUS a shocking development in the ongoing Michael Cera saga... like what you hear? why not follow/subscribe for new episodes every Friday - and while you're at it, give us a follow on all our social channels @afnppod!

Nov 20, 202001:11:04
#25 - Just A Dream...

#25 - Just A Dream...

After a week off, the world's biggest smash hit comedy podcast is BACK baby! This week we're talking all things dreams, diving into the world of sleep with a special guest interview from dream analyst Professor Penelope PillowHead... Like this episode and want to keep up to date with new episodes every Friday? Hit subscribe/follow on your preferred podcast streaming platform! 

Nov 13, 202057:51
#24 - Halloween Special

#24 - Halloween Special

Spooky season is well and truly upon us. Join us as we attempt to escape a haunted house, survive a zombie apocalypse, and hear from a very spooky celebrity guest... It's All Fart No Poop's first ever Halloween special! Like what you hear? Make sure you're following on your preferred podcast streaming platform to get new episodes every Friday! And if you fancy clips, discussion and general poopiness, why not follow us on socials @afnppod - we can't promise you won't have a terrible time!

Oct 30, 202001:14:36
#23 - Silly Foods

#23 - Silly Foods

In this week's episode of the world's greatest podcast, we're diving into the silliest foods - or rather, one internet article's suggestions for silly foods - PLUS a wild celebrity guest rings into the show... Like what you hear and don't want to miss new episodes every Friday? Make sure you're following us on your preferred platform - and why not follow us on @AFNPpod for all your social needs!

Oct 23, 202001:08:50
#22 - Unanswerable Questions

#22 - Unanswerable Questions

All Fart No Poop is BACK with another groundbreaking episode. Join us, as we dive headfirst into the internet's most unanswerable of questions. PLUS, another edition of Peter's Corner, and a very special celebrity guest call-in... Like what you hear? Give us a follow for new episodes every Friday!

Oct 16, 202001:06:58
#21 - Trump V Biden | U.S. ELECTION SPECIAL

#21 - Trump V Biden | U.S. ELECTION SPECIAL

This week on global smash-hit phenomenon, All Fart No Poop, we swap in the comedy for politics - as we tackle the first of the 2020 presidential debates, that we definitely both watched, in our first U.S. Election Special! PLUS this week's biggest headlines and a surprising celebrity guest... | Like what you hear and want to make sure you don't miss any new episodes when they drop EVERY FRIDAY?! Make sure you're following us on whatever your preferred podcast streaming platform is - and why not follow us on our socials @AFNPpod

Oct 02, 202001:01:31
#20 - Casting Nic Cage

#20 - Casting Nic Cage

The global SMASH HIT podcast that everyone is talking about RETURNS! This week we're recasting the biggest films of all time with Nic Cage, because why the hell not. PLUS another edition of Peter's Corner, and a shocking celebrity guest. Like this and want to hear more? Follow/subscribe for a new episode every Friday! And head over to our socials @AFNPpod for clips, polls, discussion and more!

Sep 25, 202001:03:44
#19 - Shower Thoughts

#19 - Shower Thoughts

We are BACK for a brand spanking new episode of the global podcast phenomenon, All Fart No Poop - where this week we're tackling the internet's finest shower thoughts. PLUS the very first edition of our brand new segment AND a celebrity call-in from a very special guest... make sure you follow us on whatever your preferred podcasting platform is, and head over to our socials @afnppod for the latest clips and updates!

Sep 04, 202001:08:13
#18 - What A Coincidence

#18 - What A Coincidence

On this week's episode of Britain's favourite podcast, we're diving into the craziest coincidences the internet has to offer, PLUS a special celebrity call-in from the boy who lived... Make sure you're following us on your podcast platform of choice where we put out new episodes ever Friday - and if you're into clips, discussion and random bits then make sure to follow us on all social platforms @afnppod!

Aug 21, 202001:00:00
#17 - Today I Learned

#17 - Today I Learned

It's getting hot outside, but let us be the first to say: It's getting EVEN HOTTER on this episode of the world's greatest ever podcast. Today we're learning new things from across the internet PLUS a very special celebrity call in from the boy who lived... FOLLOW US for new episodes every Friday, and check out our socials @afnppod for more clips and bits through the week!

Aug 14, 202001:01:03
#16 - Letterboxd Reviews

#16 - Letterboxd Reviews

You can't get rid of this SMASH HIT podcast THAT easily. Join us as we guess the film from these particularly special Letterboxd reviews. PLUS more breaking news, and a very special celebrity call-in... FOLLOW the podcast for new episodes every Friday, and check out our socials @afnppod for more clips and bits!

Aug 07, 202001:04:08
#15 - What If Tenet Sucks?

#15 - What If Tenet Sucks?

The world's biggest and most groundbreaking podcast RETURNS after a short week break - and this time? It's p e r s o n a l (!!) - We're diving into the hottest and most current of topics. Including, will Tenet ever save the day? What if it sucks? Did the Emmys nominate the right people? PLUS our biggest celebrity call in TO DATE. If you enjoy the episode, give us a follow so you don't miss any new episodes when they drop every Friday!

Jul 31, 202001:00:58
#14 - Is Water Wet?

#14 - Is Water Wet?

This week we're tackling the internet's HOTTEST debates - is water wet? is cereal a soup? is a hotdog a sandwich? PLUS the latest very real headlines, and a typically shocking celebrity call-in... Liking the show? Let us know with a follow and review, and follow us on all socials @AFNPpod for clips and more!

Jul 17, 202058:57
#13 - Clickbait (SHOCKING)

#13 - Clickbait (SHOCKING)

What time is it? It's only quarter past NEW EPISODE O' CLOCK. This week on 2020's most ground-breaking new podcast, we're diving deep into the world of clickbait headlines. Will we believe what happens next? Will our lives be changed forever? How many questions is too many? All this PLUS the latest news headlines and a special celebrity caller... Don't forget to follow us on whatever streaming platform you're listening on, and leave a review if you enjoyed the episode!

Jul 10, 202001:04:38
#12 - Amazon Reviews

#12 - Amazon Reviews

It's time to go where no podcast has ever gone before (don't check that) - we're diving into the world of Amazon reviews. What we find will probably not affect your life in any way, so buckle up! PLUS another shocking celebrity call-in, and the week's biggest headlines... Make sure you follow us on whatever platform you're listening on, to make sure you never miss an episode! New episodes drop EVERY FRIDAY and we'd love it if you stuck around!

Jul 03, 202001:05:22
#11 - Ruining Parties

#11 - Ruining Parties

This week, All Fart No Poop is BACK with it's most insightful, though-provoking, and important episode yet. PLUS all the latest breaking news, as well as a celebrity call-in for the ages... Make sure you FOLLOW US to make sure you never miss an episode! And while you're here, why not leave a review? Cheers mum.

Jun 26, 202001:06:52
#10 - The Worst Movie On Netflix (Part 2)

#10 - The Worst Movie On Netflix (Part 2)

In the second part of our first special two-parter, we're finishing our dive into one of Netflix's newest film releases. It got the fabled 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. Netflix buried it in their subscriber feeds. But there is simply no mountain too high, no film too unwatchable for our god forsaken eyeballs. Join us as we watch and review The Last Days of American Crime - so you don't have to.

Jun 19, 202001:01:46
#9 - The Worst Movie On Netflix (Part 1)

#9 - The Worst Movie On Netflix (Part 1)

In the first of this special 2 part episode, we dive into one of Netflix's newest film releases... notorious for gaining an infamous 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, and exclusively terrible reviews - we just had to watch it... so you don't have to. Subscribe/follow for part 2 NEXT WEEK - and follow us on all social platforms @AFNPpod for updates and new episodes every week!

Jun 12, 202058:38
#8 - Alien Abductions

#8 - Alien Abductions

In another NEW episode of the Internet's NUMBER 1 greatest podcast of all time - we're talking all things alien abductions... will these internet stories be enough to convince you of the existence of aliens among us? PLUS another revealing celebrity call-in... 

This week's episode has gone ahead through all the shit that is going on in the world right now. As mentioned at the beginning of the show - we stand with black lives matter protesters the world over. We implore you to make a donation and educate yourself on the systemic racism black people have experienced and continue to experience to this day.

Jun 05, 202001:12:05
#7 - Ultimate Movie Bromances

#7 - Ultimate Movie Bromances

The number one podcast of ALL TIME is BACK with another doozy. This week, Stu & Nick take another audience suggestion, and dive into their favourite movie bromances PLUS a controversial celebrity guest makes Nick lose his cool... Follow us on all social platforms @AFNPpod or search All Fart No Poop podcast on Youtube for full episodes and clips from the show!

May 29, 202001:12:36
#6 - Maybe It Was Shoes

#6 - Maybe It Was Shoes

What's that? ANOTHER spikeddy SPANKING NEW episode of All Fart No Poop?! This week Stu and Nick dive into the world of the paranormal - with the internets spookiest tales. PLUS, another celebrity calls into the show, and much news is broken.⁣

Here for Stu's final ghost story footage? Here you go... REAL LIFE SCARY FOOTAGE: https://imgur.com/gallery/rhgK4Jq⁣

Follow us on all social platforms @AFNPpod⁣

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May 22, 202001:04:26
#5 - Just Wear A Nappy

#5 - Just Wear A Nappy

The GROUND-BREAKING new podcast returns with it's 5th episode, and this week? Things are getting m y s t e r i o u s - with the internets strangest unsolved mysteries. PLUS another shocking celebrity call-in and your source of up-to-date 100% real breaking news.

Like what you hear? Give us a follow on whatever streaming service you're listening on! It means you won't miss future episodes and also... well mainly that.

ALSO why not leave a star rating and review? It takes literally seconds and honestly it's the least you could do Kevin.

May 15, 202001:01:48
#4 - No, I'm Your Father

#4 - No, I'm Your Father

It's time for the global event of the year. episode 4 of GROUNDBREAKING new podcast All Fart No Poop, cures all diseases worldwide - but before that, it's time to dive head first into the Mandela Effect AND take our strangest celebrity call-in yet...

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May 08, 202001:09:40
#3 - The Answer Is Yes
May 01, 202001:08:43
#2 - At Least Two Cheeses
Apr 24, 202001:13:30
#1 - Tiny Kox and friends

#1 - Tiny Kox and friends

All Fart No Poop SMASHES into the podcast scene with a corker of a first episode, including important discussions about stupid senator names, current instagram trends and a very special celebrity call in...

Apr 16, 202057:05