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Swine Before Pearls

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Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, Joel and Trent, two childhood best friends, try to expand their world by experiencing the best in music, art, movies, and literature. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy!
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Goat Bleatings, LSD, and Caroline | Pet Sounds | Swine Before Pearls #6

Swine Before PearlsNov 18, 2021

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Carly Rae and Cancelled Southwest Flights Swine Before Pearls #32

Carly Rae and Cancelled Southwest Flights Swine Before Pearls #32

Jack is back and we are bringing up our deep seated issues with each other. The level of unhinged grows yet again.

Jan 12, 202355:21
The podcast is over?? | Swine Before Pearls #31

The podcast is over?? | Swine Before Pearls #31

Today, we say goodbye to the old show. It's time for a new show! New name. Different content. We now talk about whatever we want. Today is a deep dive into what our birth order means and the birth order of McDonalds Characters.  Streamed on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/swinebeforepearls

Nov 25, 202254:07
Of Pigs and Men | Of Mice Men Reaction | Swine Before Pearls #30

Of Pigs and Men | Of Mice Men Reaction | Swine Before Pearls #30

Sometimes you have dreams and then you get shot in the head. Oops spoilers. Sorry if you didn't read the book in high school. You were probably home schooled like Joel.

Oct 29, 202242:02
Is Adam Sandler a good actor? | Swine Before Pearls #29

Is Adam Sandler a good actor? | Swine Before Pearls #29

Today we bring on our guest John-Mark and he has one pressing thought. Is Adam Sandler a good actor? It's a question as old as time itself. One that even the greatest scholars have never gotten to the bottom of. But we did. Come find out the truth in this shocking, never before seen expose that will get down to the bottom of this harrowing question.
Sep 29, 202201:09:13
The Perils of Online Dating | Swine Before Pearls #27

The Perils of Online Dating | Swine Before Pearls #27

It doesn't matter if you're a dude or a girl online dating is tough and we're here to get to the bottom of it. Eventually. Possibly. We might get a bit derailed along the way.

Sep 17, 202258:52
Our Roadtrip Origin Story! | Swine Before Pearls #27

Our Roadtrip Origin Story! | Swine Before Pearls #27

We're going back for an old story. The original In The Field adventure if you will. We threatened to tell this story before so here we are. Here is our unemployed boys road trip!

Sep 05, 202250:28
Raiders of the Lost Ark is the Perfect Movie | Swine Before Pearls #26

Raiders of the Lost Ark is the Perfect Movie | Swine Before Pearls #26

This week, we still only have 2 swine on the podcast, but we do have a third person on the podcast. It's Stephen our producer! He's here to talk about his favorite movie, which he believes stands on its own as one of the greatest films of all time, but we aren't the sharpest crayons in the box.

Aug 21, 202249:15
"The Color Spectrum took up 80% of my listening time for 2 years" | Swine Before Pearls #25

"The Color Spectrum took up 80% of my listening time for 2 years" | Swine Before Pearls #25

Note: We know the audio is super scuffed. Sorry in advance.  Anyway, we are bringing guests on to the show to talk about their experiences with music and now we bring our friend Adam on to talk about his favorite album.

  Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/swinebeforepearls

Aug 06, 202246:05
A Casual Conversation About Life | Swine Before Pearls #24

A Casual Conversation About Life | Swine Before Pearls #24

Life comes in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes it's cereal. Sometimes it's the simple pleasures. But no matter what happens in life, Joel and Trent can never seem to wrangle up a serious conversation. That's what Pig Show is all about though. Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/swinebeforepearls

Jul 22, 202258:24
Worst 90's Band's Best Album? | Creed- Weathered | Swine Before Pearls #23

Worst 90's Band's Best Album? | Creed- Weathered | Swine Before Pearls #23

Joel and Trent are back and they are here to take a look at a different kind of quality. This time they look at the best album from a band who is not too well regarded. It's an opportunity to reminisce on a different time, as Joel reconnects with his younger self and Trent waxes poetic to no particular avail. Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/swinebeforepearls

Jul 07, 202250:09
Best Barbie Movie Ever? | Barbie Princess and The Pauper | Swine Before Pearls #22

Best Barbie Movie Ever? | Barbie Princess and The Pauper | Swine Before Pearls #22

Joel and Trent find themselves on an unorthodox adventure. Tune in for a classy and super serious analysis of Barbie's place in culture, and the artistry  

Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/swinebeforepearls

May 26, 202244:06
Dead Memes | Greatest Memes of All Time Reaction | Swine Before Pearls Podcast #21

Dead Memes | Greatest Memes of All Time Reaction | Swine Before Pearls Podcast #21

We react to the greatest memes of all time in our first ever livestream!

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Be a part of the live show: https://www.twitch.tv/swinebeforepearls

Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt

Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM

Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio

## About Us

Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, two childhood best friends  (Joel and Trent) expand their horizons by taking in the best of music,  movies, literature, art, and experiences. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy! Every other Thursday we post long-form movie reactions, music reactions, album reactions, book reviews, and experience postmortems in podcast form. This is the Swine Before Pearls Podcast!

## Tags

#greatest #memes #reaction

Apr 29, 202201:07:09
Weed Walrus | Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Reaction | Swine Before Pearls Podcast #20

Weed Walrus | Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Reaction | Swine Before Pearls Podcast #20

We react to the #2 album of all time Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by the Beatles, and Joel gets mad at Trent for not having seen Forrest Gump.

EDITORS NOTE - We've now upgraded from audio issues to video issues... Sigh...

Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod

Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts:  https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls

Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q

Be a part of the live show: https://www.twitch.tv/swinebeforepearls

Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt

Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM

Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio

## About Us

Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, two childhood best friends  (Joel and Trent) expand their horizons by taking in the best of music,  movies, literature, art, and experiences. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy! Every other Thursday we post long-form movie reactions, music reactions, album reactions, book reviews, and experience postmortems in podcast form. This is the Swine Before Pearls Podcast!

## Tags

#beatles #album #reaction

Apr 08, 202254:46
Witness Us | Mad Max Reaction | Swine Before Pearls Podcast #19

Witness Us | Mad Max Reaction | Swine Before Pearls Podcast #19

We talk about Mad Max: Fury Road. Also cool guitar guy.

EDITORS NOTE - I know there are audio issues, I did my best to fix everything.


Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod

Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts:  https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls

Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q

Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt

Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM

Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio

## About Us

Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, two childhood best friends  (Joel and Trent) expand their horizons by taking in the best of music,  movies, literature, art, and experiences. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy! Every other Thursday we post long-form movie reactions, music reactions, book reviews, and experience postmortems in podcast form. This is the Swine Before Pearls Podcast!

## Tags

#madmax #movie #reaction

Mar 25, 202250:32
No Disintegrations | The Book of Boba Fett Reaction | Swine Before Pearls Podcast #18

No Disintegrations | The Book of Boba Fett Reaction | Swine Before Pearls Podcast #18

Trent and Joel give their thoughts on Star Wars' The Book of Boba Fett and guest caller Eugene professes his love for Max Rebo.  

EDITORS NOTE - I know there are audio issues, I did my best to fix everything.

Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod

Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts:  https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls

Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q

Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt 

Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM 

Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio  

----- Time Stamps ----- 

00:00 Intro 

02:23 Boba Fett is too mainstream for us 

05:24 Cool armor guy is just Star Wars' Barney the Dinosaur 

08:05 Entertaining and flawed, and that's OK 

18:20 Ewok Adventures 

20:52 Eugene, Max Rebo Stan, calls in 

26:17 The 3 types of Disney content 

29:04 Wrapping up

## About Us

Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, two childhood best friends  (Joel and Trent) expand their horizons by taking in the best of music,  movies, literature, art, and experiences. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy! Every other Thursday we post long-form movie reactions, music reactions, book reviews, and experience postmortems in podcast form. This is the Swine Before Pearls Podcast!

## Tags

#starwars #bookofbobafett #reaction

Mar 10, 202234:03
Friendship is Magic | Swine Before Pearls Podcast #17

Friendship is Magic | Swine Before Pearls Podcast #17

You know about our hot takes, now get to know about us! Joel and Trent open up about their lives and talk about their friendship.

Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod

Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts:  https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls

Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q

Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt

Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM

Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio

## About Us

Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, two childhood best friends  (Joel and Trent) expand their horizons by taking in the best of music,  movies, literature, art, and experiences. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy! Every other Thursday we post long-form movie reactions, music reactions, book reviews, and experience postmortems in podcast form. This is the Swine Before Pearls Podcast!

## Tags

#friendship #podcast

Feb 24, 202256:59
We've Got The Munchies | Hungry Caterpillar Reaction | Swine Before Pearls #16

We've Got The Munchies | Hungry Caterpillar Reaction | Swine Before Pearls #16

Strap in for story time chaos! We eat ice cream and read WAY too much into the beloved children's book 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar'!

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Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts:  https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls

Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q

Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt

Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM

Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio

## About Us

Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, two childhood best friends  (Joel and Trent) expand their horizons by taking in the best of music,  movies, literature, art, and experiences. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy! Every other Thursday we post long-form movie reactions, music reactions, book reviews, and experience postmortems in podcast form. This is the Swine Before Pearls Podcast!

## Tags

#hungrycaterpillar #book #reaction

Feb 10, 202235:40
Bongos and Boobas | Star Wars Episode 1 Reaction | Swine Before Pearls #15

Bongos and Boobas | Star Wars Episode 1 Reaction | Swine Before Pearls #15

Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace isn't that bad, right? Joel, Trent, and newcomer Jack take a stroll down memory lane and talk about Gungans, Podracing, Star Wars toys and boobas. Yes, we said that this is a summer episode in January - summer can start whenever we want.

Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod

Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts:  https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls

Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q

Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt

Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM

Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio

----- Time Stamps -----

00:00 Intro

02:01 Our initial reactions

09:39 Our first Star Wars toys

13:28 Going too far with stereotypes

17:10 We really like Star Wars Episode 1

25:21 Jar Jar is our favorite

29:19 The world-building and actors are awesome

37:21 Easily annoyed people don't like this movie

40:29 Merchandising is a part of the experience

41:59 Booba

44:52 Wrapping up / Our Star Wars Rankings

## Want to have these experiences for yourself?

Watch "The Phantom Menace" here: https://amzn.to/3HbNsPu

## About Us

Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, two childhood best friends  (Joel and Trent) expand their horizons by taking in the best of music,  movies, literature, art, and experiences. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy! Every other Thursday we post long-form movie reactions, music reactions, book reviews, and experience postmortems in podcast form. This is the Swine Before Pearls Podcast!

## Tags

#starwars #episode1 #reaction

Jan 27, 202255:23
Big Mad @ Taylor Swift? | Folklore Reaction | Swine Before Pearls #14

Big Mad @ Taylor Swift? | Folklore Reaction | Swine Before Pearls #14

The bois finally disagree on something! Joel and Trent react to Taylor Swift's Folklore. Joel laments the lack of banjo in a folk album, and Trent tries to pull Joel away from his bad takes.

Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod

Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts:  https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls

Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q

Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt

Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM

Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio

----- Time Stamps -----

00:00 Intro

03:26 We finally disagree!

06:23 Joel rants about Taylor Swift

07:45 Has Taylor Swift evolved?

12:41 Folklore isn't authentic

13:26 Trent's disastrous take

14:13 Pinning down Taylor Swift

17:46 Joel wants moar banjo

21:55 What are these songs about?

25:55 Joel doubles down

28:17 Chad dissenter vs virgin sheeple

33:44 President Taylor Swift

## Want to have these experiences for yourself?

Listen to "Folklore" here: https://amzn.to/3zS80ty

## About Us

Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, two childhood best friends  (Joel and Trent) expand their horizons by taking in the best of music,  movies, literature, art, and experiences. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy! Every Thursday we post long-form movie reactions, music reactions, book reviews, and experience postmortems in podcast form. This is the Swine Before Pearls Podcast!

## Tags

#taylorswift #folklore #reaction

Jan 13, 202238:06
Van Life & Hobo Lore | Nomadland | Swine Before Pearls #13

Van Life & Hobo Lore | Nomadland | Swine Before Pearls #13

The lads react to Nomadland (2020). Joel talks about his experience living in a van down by the river, and Trent talks about the lads' great  American road trip.

Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod

Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts:  https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls

Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q

Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt

Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM

Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio

----- Time Stamps -----

00:00 Intro

03:26 Our initial thoughts

06:23 Life as art

07:45 Amazon Warehouses

12:41 Hobo Lore

14:13 Glamorizing van life

21:05 Nomad Land Feels Real

25:54 The full-time van life is a grind

28:37 Joel idolized the hobo drifter life

32:50 The lads' great American road trip 

36:10 Wrapping up

43:58 Next episodes


## Want to have these experiences for yourself?

Watch "Nomad Land" here: https://amzn.to/3EZMEeu


## About Us

Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, two childhood best friends  (Joel and Trent) expand their horizons by taking in the best of music,  movies, literature, art, and experiences. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy! Every Thursday we post long-form movie reactions, music reactions, book reviews, and experience postmortems in podcast form.  This is the Swine Before Pearls Podcast!


## Tags 

#vanlife #nomadland #reaction

Jan 06, 202247:00
In A Literal Field | Geocaching/Randonautica | Swine Before Pearls #12

In A Literal Field | Geocaching/Randonautica | Swine Before Pearls #12

We delve into pseudoscience and quantum physics to hang out in random spots in Colorado through geocaching and randonautica.

Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod

Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts:  https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls

Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q

Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt

Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM

Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio

----- Time Stamps -----

00:00 Intro

01:22 Explaining Randonautica

05:14 Our first Randonautica experience

07:04 Our second Randonautica experience

08:48 We have to die for the podcast

12:19 Randonautica is just worse Pokemon Go

17:21 Wrapping up Randonautica

19:18 Saving the day with geocaching

22:18 Creeping at an elementary school

28:16 Geocaching is just sober drug dealing

31:50 Geocaching's Secret Society

37:40 This podcast makes of great date night ideas

42:50 Wrapping Up


## About Us

Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, two childhood best friends  (Joel and Trent) expand their horizons by taking in the best of music,  movies, literature, art, and experiences. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy! Every Thursday we post long-form movie reactions, music reactions, book reviews, and experience postmortems in podcast form.  This is the Swine Before Pearls Podcast!

Dec 30, 202149:09
Teenage Wasteland | The Hunger Games | Swine Before Pearls #11

Teenage Wasteland | The Hunger Games | Swine Before Pearls #11

Joel and Trent revisit their childhood by reading "The Hunger Games". Joel thinks he can thrive in the world of Panem, and Trent's bad taste in women gets exposed in 4K!

Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod

Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts:  https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls

Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q

Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt

Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM

Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio

----- Time Stamps -----

00:00 Intro

02:44 Picking girls up in an airport with "The Hunger Games"

05:04 How long would we survive in the hunger games?

10:17 How we got into "The Hunger Games"

15:15 Reading "The Hunger Games" hits different

18:22 Joel's Dystopia Fantasy

20:33 The hunger games is a cool concept

25:17 Trent is NOT attracted to Jennifer Lawrence

27:40 The world-building is top-notch

31:02 Things fall off in the third book

35:06 Hamish

39:29 Relating to Peeta

44:12 Go for a charisma build

46:56 I'm fruity for fruit loops

49:16 Wrapping up

## Want to have these experiences for yourself?

Read "The Hunger Games" here: https://amzn.to/3GOrOQN

## About Us

Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, two childhood best friends  (Joel and Trent) expand their horizons by taking in the best of music,  movies, literature, art, and experiences. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy! Every Thursday we post long-form movie reactions, music reactions, book reviews, and experience postmortems in podcast form.  This is the Swine Before Pearls Podcast!

Dec 23, 202156:17
Chaos in our heads | To Pimp a Butterfly | Swine Before Pearls #10

Chaos in our heads | To Pimp a Butterfly | Swine Before Pearls #10

Joel and Trent punch above their weight and get in over their heads with Kendrick Lamar's "To Pimp a Butterfly".

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Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts:  https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls

Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q

Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt

Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM

Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio

----- Time Stamps -----

00:00 Intro

05:12 Wesley's Theory/King Kunta/Institutionalized

06:58 This album was chaos in our heads

10:49 Not putting music in a box

13:47 We can't fully relate to this album

16:13 We get serious

25:21 How much does a dollar really cost?

27:59 Alright

31:10 When was the last time music made you feel something?

40:34 Is rap music?

43:22 Wrapping up

## Want to have these experiences for yourself?

Listen to "To Pimp A Butterfly Here": https://amzn.to/3GOrOQN

## About Us

Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, two childhood best friends (Joel and Trent) expand their horizons by taking in the best of music, movies, literature, art, and experiences. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy! Every Thursday we post long form movie reactions, music reactions, book reviews, and experience postmortems in podcast form.

Dec 16, 202148:54
Chubby Christmas Angels | It's a Wonderful Life | Swine Before Pearls #9

Chubby Christmas Angels | It's a Wonderful Life | Swine Before Pearls #9

Trent and Joel experience the classic Christmas movie "It's a Wonderful Life'. Joel thinks he can rehabilitate Violet and the lads talk about bridges.  

Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod

Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts:  https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls

Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q

Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt

Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM

Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio

----- Time Stamps -----

00:00 Intro

04:23 Joel has thoughts about "It's a Wonderful Life"

06:35 Violet is a babe

07:10 Trent loves "It's a Wonderful Life"

10:42 The Bridge

12:11 "The Twilight Zone" and "It's a Wonderful Life"

16:10 "It's a Wonderful Life" is an odd Christmas movie

19:26 George Bailey is a weird but sympathetic d-bag

23:05 Booze cruises and Finding God/Chubby Angel

29:34 Favorite Moments

33:27 "It's a Wonderful Life" might be losing its cultural staying power

36:55 Wrapping up


## Want to have these experiences for yourself?

Watch It's a Wonderful Life Here: https://amzn.to/33emkjR

Dec 09, 202149:05
Bingo Was Our Name-o | In The Field | Swine Before Pearls #8

Bingo Was Our Name-o | In The Field | Swine Before Pearls #8

Joel and Trent spend time with some old ladies in a bingo parlor! Join the lads as they recount their experience of chasing the bingo high.


Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod

Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts:  https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls

Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q

Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt

Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM

Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio


----- Time Stamps -----

00:00 Intro

03:00 Inevitable Bad Bingo Joke

03:55 Intro to Bingo 

07:00 Are we too stupid for bingo?

09:53 Bobby, Our Guardian Angel

11:50 Joel wanted to eat the bingo marker

13:40 Joel had to Google 'How to win at Bingo'

14:45 People come to play Bingo seriously

16:53 Bingo is like fishing

19:35 Unenthused Bingo Caller

21:31 Bingo is expensive and intense

23:57 The Community of Bingo

30:34 Bingo Addiction

34:47 Overall Bingo thoughts

41:43 We're slowly turning into gambling addicts

44:24 What's coming up next?


## Want to have these experiences for yourself?

Visit Winner's Bingo in Aurora, CO: https://www.winnersbingo.org/

Dec 04, 202150:20
Give Us Our Time Back | In Search of Lost Time | Swine Before Pearls #7

Give Us Our Time Back | In Search of Lost Time | Swine Before Pearls #7

Joel and Trent suffer through the literary darling "In Search of Lost Time". Trent loses it over church steeples and the lads practice being snobby.

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Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt


----- Time Stamps -----

00:00 Intro

02:01 Joel's First Impressions

03:20 Trent's First Impressions / Rant

06:20 How to Read Proust

06:48 Bible Study or Proust

08:08 Proust Snobbery

10:45 It's a Steeple!

11:50 Summary

17:15 Bernstein Bears

20:39 Joel doesn't want to become like Marcel Proust

21:54 Brain Washing

23:28 Swine vs Pearl Collectors

24:20 In Search of Lost Time is too much

25:13 Why do people love this? 

27:03 Reading is a different experience for some people

29:24 Economy of Words

30:11 Trent's Great Idea

30:47 Joel wishes books were more like lego

31:51 Joel's Bane Impression

33:50 The bois DO NOT RECOMMEND "In Search of Lost Time"

35:00 Snobbery Practice 

38:00 Wrapping Up

40:20 What's Next? 


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Nov 25, 202143:57
Goat Bleatings, LSD, and Caroline | Pet Sounds | Swine Before Pearls #6

Goat Bleatings, LSD, and Caroline | Pet Sounds | Swine Before Pearls #6

The boys discuss The Beach Boys' album Pet Sounds. Trent gets real about "Caroline, No" and Joel tries to take the podcast off the rails.

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Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt


----- Time Stamps -----

00:00:00 Intro 

00:03:37 Previous experiences

00:06:20 Trent's musings on albums

00:07:54 Is Pet Sounds really the #2 album?

00:18:47 "Caroline, No" hits different for Trent

00:24:29 Joel listened to Pet Sounds on shuffle

00:27:50 Wouldn't it be nice?

00:30:11 Let's go away for a while

00:34:54 I know there's an answer

00:37:19 Hang on to your ego

00:42:00 I just wasn't made for these times

00:54:00 Closing thoughts


## Want to have these experiences for yourself?

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Nov 18, 202101:01:24
A Wedding, Pasta, and Cotton Balls (The Godfather) | Swine Before Pearls #5

A Wedding, Pasta, and Cotton Balls (The Godfather) | Swine Before Pearls #5

The lads discuss The Godfather Part 1, talk about what their own mob family might be like, and discuss Multi Level Marketing schemes.  

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Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt  

----- Time Stamps ----- 

00:00:00 Intro 

00:03:30 Godfather initial impressions 

00:05:44 Joel's second watch was at 2x speed 

00:07:37 Trent gets confused 

00:10:17 Joel gets confused 

00:11:23  The Godfather is not a popcorn movie 

00:13:12  Click bait reaction 

00:13:54 Trent and Joel's mob family 

00:17:12 Trent's standout moment 

00:22:14 Joel's standout moment 

00:24:42 Milo and Otis Tangent 

00:27:04 Message of the Movie 

00:37:20 Joel's Michael Corleone impression 

00:39:28 The lads don't know about Al Pacino 

00:45:06 The lads don't know about Marlon Brando 

00:46:52  Joel's Don Corleone impression

 00:48:27  MLM Tangent 

00:51:47 All about the wedding 

00:52:54 Subtitles, piracy, more crime family talk 

00:55:16 Takeaways and outro   

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Nov 11, 202101:06:07
3 Plays and a Casino | Swine Before Pearls #4

3 Plays and a Casino | Swine Before Pearls #4

Trent and Joel take Swine Before Pearls on the road and see 3 plays in 1 day! Trent discovers his vice, Joel falls in love with a ghost lady, and the two lads discover the charm of the theater.

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Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt

----- Time Stamps -----

00:00:00 Intro

00:03:01 Going up to Cripple Creek

00:07:23 Trent discovers his vice

00:10:50 Cripple Creek (Play #1)

00:30:35 Joel falls in love with a ghost lady

00:35:37 Cripple Creek (Play #2)

00:41:20 Finding joy in unexpected places / Cripple Creek experience wrap up

00:45:23 Going to the Littleton Playhouse

00:47:54 Joel's coffee addiction

00:49:47 The stuffy snooty playhouse

00:51:28 Presentable Trent, slob Joel

00:52:55 The Fantastics - Littleton Playhouse (Play #3)

00:54:29 Trent's repressed 5th grade memories

00:59:58 Differences between young and old actors / personal acting stories

01:06:26 The Fantastics second act / Tripping balls with no help

01:12:21 Trent's realization about unknown experiences

01:16:55 Closing thoughts


## Want to have these experiences for yourself?

Butte Theater (Cripple Creek) https://buttetheater.com/

Littleton Town Hall Arts Center (Littleton Playhouse) https://townhallartscenter.org/


Nov 04, 202101:25:59
Of Catchers and Rye Bread (The Catcher in the Rye) | Swine Before Pearls #3

Of Catchers and Rye Bread (The Catcher in the Rye) | Swine Before Pearls #3

Joel and Trent discuss one of the most historically controversial books of the 20th century, The Catcher in the Rye.

Oct 28, 202101:10:26
What's Going On? (Marvin Gaye) | Swine Before Pearls #2

What's Going On? (Marvin Gaye) | Swine Before Pearls #2

Trent and Joel discuss their experience listening to Marvin Gaye's masterwork "What's Going On?". Joel reminisces about "Rat Boy".
Oct 21, 202154:46
Shank and Bake (The Shawshank Redemption) | Swine Before Pearls #1

Shank and Bake (The Shawshank Redemption) | Swine Before Pearls #1

Joel and Trent discuss The Shawshank Redemption, freedom, and how Robot Chicken spoils movie endings.
Oct 14, 202101:05:26