Talky Talk
By Talky Talk
Quentin, Eric and his Uncle Pete chillin at the crib, talking about their life and times.
Talky TalkOct 26, 2021
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01:23:48
David's Smoky Link & the Second-Hand Scrote
Ho, ho, ho, chomos. The boys are tuning up for Christmas with their favorite Bible character David and his famous smoky link. Plus, the legend of Pete Davidson grows, camels get beautiful with Botox, and everybody is chasing after that scrote. You don't want to miss the Talky Talk guys talk about privates in a very public way!
Dec 17, 202101:16:52
My First Hickey & the Striped Toothpaste Mind-bender
This episode is finely aged by one week for your listening pleasure. Hear all about the naughty kid apology tour in Pete's neighborhood, the official age limit on hickeys, striped toothpaste that defies the laws of physics, and indigenous health experts who aren't all that indigenous after all.
Dec 06, 202101:56:19
Finally Free Britney & the Pilgrim Plot Twist
Get bricked up for this special Thanksgiving edition of Talky Talk where the boys confront Taylor Swift, attempt to solve the mysterious allure of Pete Davidson and Paul Rudd, introduce the world to the next big rapper Lil Sac, and pitch a movie about genital-tickling aliens. It's what Christopher Columbus (the vampire) would have wanted.
Nov 23, 202101:31:60
Space Diapers & the Fall of Papa John
The boys celebrate their nifty fifty with talk of Coloradans gone wild, pooping your pants in space, and Papa John eating 800 pizzas in a stunning fall from grace. Plus, will this be the year Eric finally hooks up with Taylor Swift (in a romantic way)?
Nov 09, 202101:27:31
Falling Foreign Frozen Poop & the Cocaine Hippos
In Episode 49, we discover that Eric is Donald Trump's secret love child, decide to give Alec Baldwin a second shot, and reconnect with Cody Brody - everyone's favorite freeloading pothead. Plus, frozen poop falling from the sky, responsible parasites and Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos. What more could you ask for?
Oct 26, 202101:23:48
Quadriplegic Strippers & the Unemployed Wizard
This episode gets wild and freaky right from the start. Taylor Swift gives Eric a major head rush, the boys are paid a visit by the former Wizard of New Zealand, we learn about Humpty Dumptruck the quadriplegic stripper, and Eric and Pete get funky with their own rendition of Ms. Jackson by Outkast.
Oct 19, 202101:26:03
Nicholas Cage Body Pillows & the Cracker Playboy Boss
The besties are back with a new episode about violent toddlers, nutty squirrels and worshipping Nicholas Cage. Plus, watch for special appearances by surfer boy Cody Brody and the very shady Kevin Keith Kensington.
Oct 04, 202101:25:48
Talky Talk After Hours & the Martha Stewart Stanclub
Things get hot and spicy on this latest episode. The boys discuss naked golf cart drivers, the old Memphis Dry Rub, the very steamy Martha Stewart and finish things up with a too-hot-to-handle duet of "I'll Make Love to You," as belted out by Quentin and Eric. Get ready for that cold shower, ladies and gentlemen!
Sep 21, 202101:18:00
Defecation of Character & the Diarrhea Beast
The boys show off their sophomoric sense of humor, joking about poop, poop and more poop. Plus, we dial up Eric's brother Jo Jo the Land Wizard and get to the bottom of McDonald's mysteries related to Grimace and the perpetually broken ice cream machines.
Sep 15, 202101:17:42
Mortuary Mario Kart & the Coca-Cola Kingpin
Having cured worldwide racism, the Talky Talk boys turn their attention to Eric's good looks, redneck lottery winners, tickling dead people, and the most cutthroat corporate titan of all time. Plus, Pete and Quentin belt out the hit Oasis track Wonderwall in a duet you won't want to miss!
Aug 30, 202101:37:48
Forest Fire Fun & the Pediatric Face Tattoos
The boys have a realization they may have a fast food addiction. NASCAR butt cracks and alcoholic Mountain Dew. Horny snakes and the end of racism. Yep. We are confused, too!
Aug 25, 202101:34:37
Taco Bell Intolerance & the Brain-Slurping Psychopath
President Obama throws a house party that gets a little too turnt up. We discover Eric is a true psychopath. And, the podcast closes with a rousing and soulful a cappella rendition of "Just the Two of Us." Do you have what it takes to ride the emotional roller coaster that is Talky Talk?
Aug 09, 202101:24:35
Moist Fruitcake & the Fartlek 3000
Easily the most disturbing episode in Talky Talk history, the boys address cremation, human pie ingredients, ethical dilemmas gone wrong and clubbing baby seals. Does this prove you can find humor in just about any subject? And stay tuned for the debut of two new segments - Post-Game Interview and Duet!
Aug 02, 202101:13:21
Deep Fried Bibles & the Flat-Footed Olympics
In their 40th and perhaps most annoying podcast yet, the Talky Talk boys sing the alphabet song together and debate the correct pronunciation of Worcestershire sauce. If that doesn't make you stop listening, you will be rewarded with aliens on the lam, and surprise visits from Chuck Scraggles and our old devilish friend Lukifer.
Jul 26, 202101:27:03
Deez Nuggs & the Enemy of the Equator
Popeyes new chicken nuggets, mac and cheese ice cream, and chilled mucus as the new cure for COVID. The Talky Talk boys leave no weird stone unturned in their latest podcast. And don't miss Quentin selling sunglasses to a blind man like his job depends on it.
Jul 20, 202101:55:49
Electric Outlet Innuendo & the Aviary Salute
Warning: This episode contains male and female electrical parts and two-handed flip-offs and may not be suitable for children under the age of nine - the new drinking age as decided by the Talky Talk boys. Other hot topics include aged Trump Steaks, locking up the oldies and the craziest episode of Antiques Roadshow you ever did see. #FreeBillCosby
Jul 14, 202101:32:55
Jimmy Badonkadonk & the Dark Side of Uranus
In a special tushy-themed edition of Talky Talk, the boys take a back seat to no one. No ifs, ands or buts about it. We learn about the Church of Sleepiness from our new bro Cody Brody. We also hear a compelling and emotional appeal to eliminate the color yellow from the world. Oh yeah, Happy Independence Day. Thank you, Will Smith, for our freedom! #WeWillNeverForget
Jul 05, 202101:35:14
Simpin' Ain't Easy & the Breadstick Mafia
There is gobbledygook galore in this latest episode of Talky Talk. The boys cover a wide range of important topics, including the McAfee conspiracy, diarrhea on airplanes, Slim Jim inspectors, a Gen Z lingo tutorial and an update of Eric's dating life.
Jun 29, 202101:19:32
Patient Zero & the Flat Earth Factfest
After a year and half hiatus, the boys reunite in a special edition of Talky Talk. Now an adult, Eric resumes his quest for a girlfriend. The fellas scientifically track down the origins of COVID-19 and touch on some other relevant topics like flat earth, BLM and life on Mars.
Jun 21, 202101:28:48
McGruff the Criminal Dog & the Mountain Dew Babies
It wouldn’t be Talky Talk without a little fast food dialogue and celebrity cage match action. Dig in to Episode 34!
Mar 03, 202001:30:59
Grandma’s Poison & the Caramel Snobs
After a loooong hiatus, the boys return with some serious laughs. Eric learns to talk, Pete spits some bars and the guys take on the Cockfighting Hall of Fame.
Feb 21, 202001:21:53
Prison Prime Rib & the Demons of Dance
The boyz have beef when Q and Eric fail to buy Pete an MLK Day present. Episode 32 is full of surprises, like Nicholas Cage Oscar talk, shaming the captain of the Titanic and teaching Eric about this little-known musician named Beyoncé.
Jan 21, 202001:32:27
Danger Phlegm & the Macaw Murders
The guys ponder a world where math is outlawed and there’s no one to count on. They also tackle big topics, like a potential Rock & Roll Hall of Fame cage match and using macaws to cover up murders.
Jan 17, 202001:07:12
Lil Nostradamus & the Candyland Conspiracies
The boyz kick off the New Year with some banter about the Pope, World War III and shadow governments. Check it out!
Jan 05, 202001:20:57
Free Willie & the Heroism Epidemic
The fellas shoot their shot in Episode 29, leaving nothing in the tank as we close out the last podcast of the year. We learn about Eric’s quiet but heroic tendencies, and Quentin plays a blind bus driver fighting to keep his job.
Dec 30, 201901:25:27
Exorcising with Kids & the Matrimony Ref
Ho Ho Ho! In a special Christmas edition of Talky Talk, the fellas chat about tilted toilets, chatty mimes and Pat Sajak’s guts - all of Santa’s faves!
Dec 22, 201901:35:01
Caucasian Cats & the Death of Pig Latin
What do brain-eating amoebas, Nick Cannon, Eggos and superstition all have in common? They are part of Episode 27 - check it out!
Dec 14, 201901:26:08
Podcast Prophets & the Aglet Muncher
Eric invites the world to check out the podcast, and the fellas cover a wide range of topics, including candle day, faking your own death, baboon transition surgery and huggermuggers - there’s something for everyone!
Dec 09, 201901:37:07
Narcoleptic Zombies & the Booger King
Plot twists abound in the 25th installment of Talky Talk. The fellas act out a drug bust and get a special visit from the Dark Lord himself, Luke-ifer.
Dec 01, 201901:17:45
Typeractive Moms & No Pregrets
We’ll make no fauxpologies for this special Turkey Day edition of Talky Talk. The guys pick their ideal dinner guests and learn some new vocab in the latest installment of Urban Dictionary Challenge.
Nov 28, 201901:43:11
Mandalorian Oranges & Murder with Friends
In the GOAT of all Talky Talk podcasts, the guys drop 80’s slang, debate the merits of burning books and bras, and speculate on Joel Osteen’s future in the hip hop industry.
Nov 17, 201901:28:11
Ethical Arson & That’s So Raven
In Episode Double Deuces, the guys talk about their favorite cat expressions, murder at Popeye’s Chicken, and whether Betty White will outlive Clint Eastwood.
Nov 10, 201901:28:11
Stinky Pews & the Breast Milk Bandit
The fellas exercise an abundance of bad taste and poor decorum on this latest episode, making the case for cannibalism, farting at church and stealing breast milk from babies. You definitely shouldn’t listen to this podcast.
Nov 04, 201901:37:58
Ginger Worship & Babies with Rabies
In this special Halloween edition of Talky Talk, the fellas talk scary monsters, popular Halloween costumes and near-death coughing spells. Plus, Pete interviews his two neffs from Florida!
Oct 31, 201901:33:56
President Madea & Polygamy for All
In this latest episode, Eric makes his best case for polygamy, Q spreads religion and Pete focuses on keeping it gooch.
Oct 20, 201901:38:10
Nike Air Jesus & Widespread Mastication
In Episode 18, the boys air their grievances about hemorrhoids, white guys named Chad and post-pubescent trick-or-treaters.
Oct 12, 201901:36:24
BBQ Babies & the Self-Grooming Nazis
In the edgiest episode of Talky Talk yet, the guys share their stripper names and decide when the babies must be eaten in order to save the planet.
Oct 05, 201901:30:22
Disney Demons & the Transgeriatric Man
The fellas cover movies galore and identify their celebrity doppelgängers on this latest episode of Talky Talk.
Sep 28, 201901:29:04
Bloods vs. Crips & Intergalactic Poo
The boys descend into potty talk in this week’s episode, much to Eric’s dismay. And, the guys take sides in the age-old debate between the Bloods and Crips.
Sep 23, 201901:18:12
Long Live Tupac & the Rise of the Snelfie
Pete shares his disgust for fellow airline travelers, and the boys dish dirt on current events, including the Jenner girls and the three-eyed iPhone 11.
Sep 15, 201901:18:42
Butterscotch Dentures & the Best Buy Antichrist
Lucky Episode 13 conjures up the Best Buy Antichrist and tackles Post Malone’s hygiene issues and new hit album. Plus, Eric makes homemade cookies and learns about the 21 levels of becoming a master chef.
Sep 07, 201901:19:20
Funeral Farts & the Pumpkin Spice Girl
Talky Talk gains a new co-host in this latest episode. And, the boys chit-chat about hurricanes, chicken sandwich wars and all things pumpkin spice.
Aug 31, 201901:25:35
Cardamom B & the Milk Carton Kids
Special guest Quentin Allen joins Pete and Eric for their latest pod. In this episode, the fellas start their own boy band and referee the ongoing feud between Popeyes and Chick-fil-A.
Aug 26, 201901:23:43
Satanists on Saturn & Pokémon No
In the latest hebdomadal podcast, the boys discuss going back to school, angry McDonald’s customers, death metal, and Pete makes an impassioned 30-second plea to the entire world to find a girlfriend for Eric.
Aug 19, 201901:11:41
3 A.M. Headbutts & the Holographic Moon
On this episode, Eric convinces Pete the moon is fake. The boys also cover a wide range of hard-hitting topics, including sudden onset GI problems, 3 a.m. headbutts and getting kicked in the privates by Jackie Chan.
Aug 11, 201901:13:56
Flying Toenails & 5G Genocide
The boys talk crazy headlines, 5G genocide, learn some new words, learn why Eric is wearing all orange and what to do when co-workers trim their toenails at work.
Aug 04, 201901:19:54
Carbon-Based Friends & The Lost Episode
Pete recounts a near-death experience, Eric dishes on his love-hate relationship with McDonald’s, White Castle becomes the future home of Eric’s ashes and the fellas are struck with a nasty case of déjà vu.
Jul 28, 201901:36:52
Openly Nosegay & Wrath of the Z-Rex
Eric’s Imminent Death at Area 51 & 6-Hour Energy • Helen Keller Blind & Donut Comas • Openly Nosegay & Wrath of the Z-Rex
Jul 22, 201901:29:03
Storming Area 51 & Bumfuzzle the Rapper
Chuck Norris Storms Area 51 & Fast Food Lightning Round • Dirty Pool & The Tornado Kid • Golden Girls Pucker Up, Bumfuzzle the Rapper & Hooked on CTC
Jul 15, 201901:19:21
Churlish Behavior & Will Smith Saves the Day
Will Smith Saves the Day and Spidey Spoiler for Pete’s Sake • Bad Advice, Churlish Behavior and WWJD Fails Us All • Not-So-Smart Grandma, Foot Sanitizer & Eric Gets a Mansion
Jul 07, 201901:09:02