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Ted and Tims Brain Fart

Ted and Tims Brain Fart

By Triadic Entertainment
Two fools talking rubbish and hoping to come across something funny.

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Does Obi-Wan Kenobi have a death wish?
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35:02
July 3, 2020
Is it morally wrong to ghost bust?
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34:45
June 25, 2020
Best superhero to be caught in isolation with
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34:05
June 18, 2020
Which is the best Star Trek ship?
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44:51
April 30, 2020
Is Thanos a bad guy?
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27:31
April 23, 2020
Which of your personality traits could you live with?
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18:45
April 17, 2020
Which non-wizard person would make the best Harry Potter wizard
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36:19
April 9, 2020
Would we survive a place crash
In a return to the questions we ask would we survive a plane crash. Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
37:50
April 2, 2020
How would you survive...? Infinity War
This week Ted and Tim ask the question, How would you survive Avengers: Infinity War? Taking on a lead role in the film we see if we can survive the dangers and make it out alive. Filled with thrills, action, and insanity (and not a small amount of miss remembered film knowledge) this proves to be one heck of a ride. Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
31:24
March 27, 2020
How would you survive...? Ragnarok
This week Ted and Tim ask the question, How would you survive Thor: Ragnarok? Taking on a lead role in the film we see if we can survive the dangers and make it out alive. Filled with thrills, action, and insanity (and not a small amount of miss remembered film knowledge) this proves to be one heck of a ride. Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
27:48
March 20, 2020
Channel Update
We sit down with an update on the state of our poor planning and let you in on out plans for the future.  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
20:13
March 18, 2020
How would you survive...? Civil War
This week Ted and Tim ask the question, How would you survive Captain America; Civil War? Taking on a lead role in the film we see if we can survive the dangers and make it out alive. Filled with thrills, action, and insanity (and not a small amount of miss remembered film knowledge) this proves to be one heck of a ride. Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
52:11
March 13, 2020
How would you survive...? Batman vs Superman
This week Ted and Tim ask the question, How would you survive Batman vs Superman? Taking on a lead role in the film we see if we can survive the dangers and make it out alive. Filled with thrills, action, and insanity (and not a small amount of miss remembered film knowledge) this proves to be one heck of a ride. Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
41:47
March 6, 2020
How would you survive...? The age of Ultron
This week Ted and Tim ask the question, How would you survive The Age of Ultron? Taking on a lead role in the film we see if we can survive the dangers and make it out alive. Filled with thrills, action, and insanity (and not a small amount of miss remembered film knowledge) this proves to be one heck of a ride. Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
30:39
November 8, 2019
How would you survive...? Dark Knight Rises
This week Ted and Tim ask the question, How would you survive Dark Knight Rises? Taking on a lead role in the film we see if we can survive the dangers and make it out alive. Filled with thrills, action, and insanity (and not a small amount of miss remembered film knowledge) this proves to be one heck of a ride. Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
35:52
November 1, 2019
How would you survive...? Horror (Halloween Special)
This week Ted and Tim ask the question, How would you survive Horror movies? Taking on a lead role in the film we see if we can survive the dangers and make it out alive. Filled with thrills, action, and insanity (and not a small amount of miss remembered film knowledge) this proves to be one heck of a ride. Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
42:57
October 25, 2019
How would you survive...? Avengers Assemble
This week Ted and Tim ask the question, How would you survive Avengers Assemble? Taking on a lead role in the film we see if we can survive the dangers and make it out alive. Filled with thrills, action, and insanity (and not a small amount of miss remembered film knowledge) this proves to be one heck of a ride.  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
46:23
October 18, 2019
How would you survive...? Iron Man
This week Ted and Tim ask the question, How would you survive Iron Man? Taking on a lead role in the film we see if we can survive the dangers and make it out alive. Filled with thrills, action, and insanity (and not a small amount of miss remembered film knowledge) this proves to be one heck of a ride Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
47:29
June 21, 2019
How would you survive...? Rise of the planet of the apes
This week Ted and Tim ask the question, How would you survive Rise of the planet of the Apes? Taking on a lead role in the film we see if we can survive the dangers and make it out alive. Filled with thrills, action, and insanity (and not a small amount of miss remembered film knowledge) this proves to be one heck of a ride.  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
25:59
June 14, 2019
How would you survive...? Batsman Begins
This week Ted and Tim ask the question, How would you survive Batsman Begins? Taking on a lead role in the film we see if we can survive the dangers and make it out alive. Filled with thrills, action, and insanity (and not a small amount of miss remembered film knowledge) this proves to be one heck of a ride.  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
33:48
June 7, 2019
How would you survive...? Jumanji
This week Ted and Tim ask the question, How would you survive Jumanji? Taking on a lead role in the film we see if we can survive the dangers and make it out alive. Filled with thrills, action, and insanity (and not a small amount of miss remembered film knowledge) this proves to be one heck of a ride.  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
22:32
April 19, 2019
how would you survive...? Back to the Future
This week Ted and Tim ask the question, How would you survive Back to the Future? Taking on a lead role in the film we see if we can survive the dangers and make it out alive. Filled with thrills, action, and insanity (and not a small amount of miss remembered film knowledge) this proves to be one heck of a ride. Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
39:18
April 14, 2019
How would you survive...? Charmed
This week Ted and Tim ask the question, How would you survive Charmed? Taking on a lead role in the film we see if we can survive the dangers and make it out alive. Filled with thrills, action, and insanity (and not a small amount of miss remembered film knowledge) this proves to be one heck of a ride. Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
25:43
March 29, 2019
How would you survive...? The Hunger Games
This week Ted and Tim ask the question, How would you survive The Hunger Games? Taking on a lead role in the film we see if we can survive the dangers and make it out alive. Filled with thrills, action, and insanity (and not a small amount of miss remembered film knowledge) this proves to be one heck of a ride. Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
30:22
March 24, 2019
How would you survive...? Jurassic Park 2
This week Ted and Tim ask the question, How would you survive Jurassic Park 2? Taking on a lead role in the film we see if we can survive the dangers and make it out alive. Filled with thrills, action, and insanity (and not a small amount of miss remembered film knowledge) this proves to be one heck of a ride.  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
30:10
March 15, 2019
How would you survive...? Jurassic Park
The first in a new run of episodes. This week Ted and Tim ask the question, How would you survive Jurassic Park? Taking on a lead role in the film we see if we can survive the dangers and make it out alive. Filled with thrills, action, and insanity (and not a small amount of miss remembered film knowledge) this proves to be one heck of a ride. Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
38:37
March 8, 2019
Drinking buddy 2: Drink Harder
This week we return to drinking buddies and ask who is the best. Three new candidates but only one can be the best. Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
33:51
March 1, 2019
Best fictional hospital
This week we discuss which is the best fictional hospital and which your most likely to survive in.    Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
29:59
February 22, 2019
Best fictional drinking buddy
This week we discuss who would make the best fictional drinking buddy.    Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
38:38
February 14, 2019
Would you rather know how you die or when?
This week we discuss which is better, to know when you die or how. Also we cover which is the best afterlife. Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
36:22
February 8, 2019
Inside Out + ludicris
In which we discuss who would replace the Inside Out characters in our heads. Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
23:36
February 1, 2019
How would you deal with the Santa clause
This week, as a Christmas special, we discuss how we would deal with becoming Santa just like Tim Allen.  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
34:49
December 20, 2018
What's wrong with the wizarding world?
This week we discuss whats wrong with the wizard world from Harry Potter. C Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
42:12
December 14, 2018
Best insect swarm to help people with.
This week we ask the question what is the best insect swarm to control if you want to help people.  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
34:14
December 7, 2018
Whats wrong with Alfred Pennyworth
This week we discuss what is wrong with Alfred Pennyworth and his very real need to make superheros.  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
43:54
November 30, 2018
Doctor Who
This week we discuss all things Doctor Who.  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
35:09
November 23, 2018
Which X-Men Character would make the best Batman Villian
This week we discuss who from the X-Men would make a good Batman villain. The only rule, They cant trigger a response from the Justice League.  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
36:32
November 16, 2018
Dungeons and Dragons
This week we discuss Dungeons and Dragons in the lead up to our new show Dungeon Delvers (episode 1 out November 19th).  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
39:52
November 9, 2018
Gunpowder plot
This week we discuss the gunpowder plot and see if we could come up with something better  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
30:59
November 2, 2018
Halloween Special
This week we design a haunted house and discuss all things Halloween  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
33:35
October 26, 2018
Best Fictional Side Kick
This week we discuss who is the best fictional side kick. Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
42:15
October 19, 2018
Dragons
This week we discuss the possibility of Dragons and if they really existed.  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
48:38
October 12, 2018
How Vain is Jango Fett
This week we discuss the vanity of Jango Fett and the emotional toll it eventually took on Bobba.  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
38:16
October 5, 2018
Is C3P0 Usless
This week we discuss the question, Is C3P0 useless?  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
34:07
September 28, 2018
Origins
This week we discuss the origins of things.  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
43:33
September 21, 2018
Sport
This week we discuss sports and try to find ways to improve them.  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
39:28
September 14, 2018
Guilty Pleasures
This week we discuss guilty pleasures and accidently stumble across a moral or two.  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
37:57
September 7, 2018
Unusual Superpowers
This week we discuss unusual superpowers and try to form a crime fighting team. Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
40:43
August 31, 2018
Space
This week we discuss Space. Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
46:38
August 24, 2018
Weather
This week we discuss the weather and how much we English people cant deal with heat.  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
40:52
August 17, 2018
Lost in Space
This week we discuss who we'd take with us on a 'Lost in space' mission  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
28:42
August 10, 2018
Video Games
This week we discuss which video game would be the best to live in.  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
22:56
August 3, 2018
Apcoalypse
This week we discuss the Apocalypse and try to see is we would survive. Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
35:31
July 27, 2018
Circus
This week we discuss the circus and what acts we'd have if we were the ring master.  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
36:08
July 20, 2018
Houshold Weapon Vs Monster
This week we discuss defending ourselves with household items against a selection of monsters.  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
38:38
July 13, 2018
Best Death or Last Words
This week we discuss what would be the best last words. Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
41:34
July 6, 2018
Is cragy Island Hell
This week we're giving a bonus episode to mark our 10th episode. Today we discuss is cragy island Hell.  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
15:54
July 4, 2018
Best cartoon character to destroy the Deathstar
this week we discuss which cartoon character would be best at destroying the Deathstar.  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
30:49
July 1, 2018
Who would we use to replace SG1
This week we discuss who we would use instead of SG1. What team do we think would be better at defending earth through the Stargate.  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
36:30
June 22, 2018
Zombies
This week as a break from questions we discuss the topic of zombies in their various forms.     Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
35:45
June 15, 2018
Best Film Genre to Live in
This week we discuss what would be the best film genre to live in. Please forgive the sound during this episode there was a technical issue during recording and its not as clear as we would like. But we enjoyed this episode and thought we'd put it out anyway.  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
52:53
June 8, 2018
Who is the best fictional First Officer
Today we discuss who is the best fictional first officer. Ranging through a large section of sci-fi shows to come to a surprising conclusion. Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
34:49
May 26, 2018
Hypothetical Questions
Today we ask and answer a whole bunch of hypothetical questions  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
47:42
May 19, 2018
Aliens and Avengers
This week we combine two shows and ask How we would deal with alien invaders and Which new animal would best suit the avengers.  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
31:47
May 11, 2018
Which Disney princess has the worst curse
This week we discuss which of the Disney princesses has the worst curse. Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
42:30
May 4, 2018
Worst fictional high school
Today we discuss which is the worst fictional high school to attend.  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
48:23
April 27, 2018
Best Jedi Force Power for Commiting Crime
Today we discuss what Jedi power would be best for committing crime and if you can use them to hunt yourself.  Sign up to our Facebook group here Want to get in contact with us? Email | Facebook| Twitter | Website Or individually at Ted | Tim Want to support the show? Merch | Patreon | Donate
14:10
April 18, 2018