That Sounds Fake
By That Sounds Fake
That Sounds FakeJun 17, 2021
Episode 83: Dragged Out of the Taco Bell Bathroom
Welcome back to your favorite online radio program. This week, we have a shorter and true to form one for ya. Shultz kicks it off with some spicy reviews of one of his favorite local Taco Bells. Then Tyler explores the complex mind of one of his potential housemates.
Shultz's music recommendation: Nation of Language - A Way Forward
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Episode 82: Behold the Terror of Pinocchio 3000
After an unfortunate health scare, and raising Shultz from the dead, we're back, baby. On this 82nd episode of TSF, Tyler unveils the abominable creation that is Pinocchio 3000: an incredible and ambitious children's film from 2004. Then, Shultz checks out some memes meant for your aunts and uncles. An instant classic.
Shultz's music recommendation: Former Member - Manageable Scratches
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Episode 81: Shultz Is Dying
Welcome back and Happy Halloween, you sexy spooky people. Shultz rounds out this spoopy month by giving us some Halloween movie content from one of America's favorite TV networks. Then Tyler does a deep analysis of a couple of groundbreaking Dior cologne commercials starring Johnny Depp.
Shultz's music recommendation: Desperate Acts - State Secrets
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Episode 80: Do The Funky Lady
Unbelievable. We've done it again. They haven't gotten to us yet. This week, Tyler takes inspiration from one of his, and America's, favorite songs: Dude Looks Like a Lady by Aerosmith. Then Shultz keeps with the spooky season by creeping on some haunted house reviews.
Shultz's music recommendation: Civilian Mind - Remembrance, Dare to Be - Time is the One Thing
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Episode 79: Shultz Wants Me to Call This Episode "Mouthwash 'n Motivation"
Can you believe we've done it again? Another week, another TSF banger for y'all. This time around, Tyler checks out some motivational memes on Instagram. Then, Shultz cleans us out with some truly fascinating content from Listerine.
Shultz's music recommendation: Kowloon Walled City - Piecework
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Episode 78: Getting Your Halloween Candy X-rayed at the Hospital
Happy October, pals! This week, Shultz looks into what Facebook Christians think about Halloween. Then, Tyler discovers that many people take time to review courthouses online. I guess we all need a little outlet for justice.
Shultz's music recommendation: Couplet - LP 1
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Episode 77: Sweet Home Alabama
The boys recap their wild journey to and from the great state of Alabama. Somethin' different but a good time nonetheless. Come along for the ride.
Shultz's music recommendation: Foreign Pain - Death of Divinity
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Episode 76: Dear Evan Hansen
The title says it all. We're doing something a bit different this week. We decided to discuss our new favorite drama/musical Dear Evan Hansen. Hope ya enjoy this little departure from our usual junk.
Shultz's music recommendation: Overexposure - California '98
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Episode 75: The Red M&M Will Nuke Your House
We're back again. This week, it's just Tyler n Shultz. The fellas briefly discuss the touching Blues Clues ad we were all moved by. Then Shultz checks out one of America's favorite radio stations: 96.9 The Eagle. Finally, Tyler presents the case for a full length M&M's motion picture.
Shultz's music recommendation: The Mourning - Time Well Wasted
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Episode 74: It Was Show
Oh jeeeez, here we go again. This week, Robin catches us up with the wild world of WIfe Swap. Then Shultz gets nostalgic with a decades spanning Facebook page.
Shultz's music recommendation: Chain Cult - We're Not Alone
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Episode 73: Beef Life USA
We're back, baby! Sorry for not being here last week but don't worry, we're alive and well and better than ever. This is another classic one for ya. Shultz checks out what's good at New England's own 99 Restaurants. Then Tyler uncover the internets wildest organization: Beef Life USA.
Shultz's music recommendation: Quicksand - Distant Populations
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Episode 72: Pasqually My Beloved
Howdyyyyy folksssss! Thanks for joining us. This week, Tyler has some fun at Chuck E. Cheese. Then Robin checks out what's up over at PetSmart. Another smash hit from your favs.
Shultz's music recommendation: Torres - Thirstier
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Episode 71: My Girlfriend Doesn't Like My Homemade Shirts
Wowie here we go again. This week, Robin hits up Reddit for some relationship advice. Then Shultz gets the scoop on the newest M. Night Shyamalan modern classic: Old. Don't wanna skip this one, folks.
Shultz's music recommendation: Time and Pressure - Halfway Down
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Episode 70: Dr. Footkenstein
It's another rainy one folks! Sorry in advance if there's some tip tapping from the rain towards the end. Robin steps up with some reviews from a well regarded local foot doctor. Then Tyler checks out what's poppin' with one of the most classic Wayans Brothers comedy films of all time: White Chicks.
Shultz's music recommendation: The Grasshopper Lies Heavy -
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Episode 69: Diapers and Minion Skin Floating in the Pool
Howdyyyyy y'alllll. Robin's back this week. She kicks us off by diving into the American institution that is Build-A-Bear. Then Shultz dives into New England's favorite temporarily closed indoor water park.
Shultz's music recommendation: Arab Strap - As Days Get Dark
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Episode 68: Getting Fitted For Your Funeral Condom
How ya doin'? We got a real throwback type of episode for ya this week since Robin is away. It's just Shultz and Tyler behind the wheel this week. Just like the good old days. A shorty but a goodie. Ya really don't wanna miss this one.
Shultz's music recommendation: Creeks - The Pain You Took On
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Episode 67: Crabs and Ham Helper
A little disclaimer for this episode, folks. It was raining cats and dogs for the first half of the episode and you can hear it a bit. Our apologies. We think you'll still get a couple of laughs out of it though. It's a pretty good one.
Shultz's music recommendation: Stand Still - A Practice in Patience
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Episode 66: Cruising For GILFs at the Grocery Store
Oh hey, didn't see ya there. Welcome to the podcast. Another classic banger of an episode for you. Tyler checks out what's up with Scrubbing Bubbles. Then Robin hits up Craigslist Missed Connections. Shultz provides his legendary commentary. Don't wanna miss this one, folks.
Shultz's music recommendation: Death Goals - The Horrible and the Miserable
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Episode 65: Using Your Visa Card to Buy iCarly's OnlyFans
How ya doin'? This week, Robin checks out what's up with everyone's favorite credit card processor, Visa. Then, Shultz brings us up to speed with Paramount Plus, which reveals Tyler's intimate knowledge of iCarly.
Shultz's music recommendation: BORF - S/T
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Episode 64: Baked Diaper Beef
You know what's up, folks. Another comedy classic for you all. Shultz and Tyler bring the goofs while Robin adds her world famous goofs. Why don't ya check it out?
Shultz's music recommendation: Japanese Breakfast - Jubilee
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Episode 63: The Devil Made Me Do It
We got a bit of a spooky horror themed episode for youse guys this week. The crew discuss and check out the online public's thoughts on two hot new horror flicks: A Quiet Place Part II and The Conjuring 3.
Shultz's music recommendation: Fiddlehead - Between the Richness
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Episode 62: Can't Stop Movin'!
You know the drill! Your favorite radio hosts are at it again. Stay tuned until the end for a special guest appearance from Shultz's mom.
Shultz's music recommendation: Big Water - And I'm All Out of Shit to Fuck Up
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Episode 61: I moved from Whitmore lake to omaha, and Nebraska is much nicer than Michigan.
A classic one for ya this week. Shultz recaps his wild weekend adventure in Vermont. Then, Tyler checks in on some suspicious Tim Allen YouTube content. Finally, Shultz caps off the episode with some wholesome Minions content.
Shultz's music recommendation: Fucked Up - Year of the Horse
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Episode 60: Giving Your First Born to Lorna
We're back baby! Sorry for missin' last week. Hopefully ya didn't forget all about us. This week, Robin checks out what's up in the world of prehistoric extremely dry shortbread cookies. Then Tyler reveals what's behind the curtain of the most famous active magician duo: Penn and Teller.
Shultz's music recommendation: Hundreds of Au - Acting From Remote Satellites
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Episode 59: Mike Great Italian Grimders
Oh boy here we are again. A classic one for all ya loyal listeners out there. Robin kicks it off with a dive into the online fan pages for a couple of your favorite former child actors. Then, Shultz checks out what's up with one of Rhode Island's most beloved establishments.
Shultz's music recommendation: Harker - Axiom
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Episode 58: Saying Wazzzzuuuuup to Your Grubhub Guy
The boys are back in town! Robin takes the week off from providing award winning content since she carried the torch for us last week. This time around, Shultz delivers with some goofs from Grubhub. Then, Tyler checks out what's up with the very active fandom for the legendary Budweiser "Wazzup?!" commercials.
Shultz's music recommendation: Magdalena Bay - A Little Rhythm and a Wicked Feeling
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Episode 57: French Onion Soup Women
It's ladies night, folks! Shultz and Tyler take a step back so family/friends of the show, Evie and Bev, can step in to join Robin. Something a lil different for y'all. Hope ya enjoy.
Evie's music recommendation: Choir Boy - Gathering Swans
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Episode 56: The Unholy Reeboks
Hello again friends. This week Tyler brings us something a little different with a trip through the promo Instagram of America's hottest new horror film: The Unholy. Then we take a walk to the world of Reebok, where everyone is totally normal as always. Another beaut of an episode for ya.
Shultz's music recommendation: Shine - Stare Into the Sun
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Episode 55: Taking Your Wife to Target and the Strip Club
Robin and Shultz bring ya some heavy hitters this week. First Robin checks out what's up at America's favorite overdone meme store: Target. Then Shultz revisits some strip club reviews, which never fail to deliver the goods. It's a revisiting kind of episode, so settle in and let it wash over ya.
Shultz's music recommendation: Dry Cleaning - New Long Leg
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Episode 54: Horse and Weasel Meat Waffles
Happy April Fools Day! But don't worry, we won't prank ya this time. Just some normal TSF foolishness for ya ha ha ha. Robin starts us off with a topical meme of the day. Then Tyler swings through the wild world of Disney's live action George of the Jungle starring Brendan Fraser. Finally, Shultz closes us out with some tasty treats from the Eggo Waffles Facebook community.
Shultz's music recommendation: Courtesy Drop - Argonaut
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Episode 53: Big Doinks and The Wasp
Thanks for tuning in. This week, the trio quickly shows their age and complains more about how they don't get the fun stuff everyone else likes. Then Tyler checks out some classic Facebook inspirational relatable content. Finally, Robin brings us home with some slightly more wholesome stuff from the world of birding Twitter. R.I.P Young King Dave.
Shultz's music recommendation: Ship Thieves - Irruption
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Episode 52: More Like Stealership
Another classic epi for youse guys. Tyler gives us a quick meme of the day. Then Robin discusses local car dealership empires. Shultz brings us home with some fun stuff from one of our favorite superheroes and all around good guys.
Shultz's music recommendation: Wayside - SHINE ONTO ME
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Episode 51: Fourteen Pappies
Welcome back, ya bozos. We're officially over the hill so thanks for stickin' with us. This week, Shultz helps us celebrate Oreo's 109th anniversary and National Oreo Day. Then Tyler gets some advice on how to be a better man.
Shultz's music recommendation: Caution - Caution
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Episode 50: Kiss My Starfish, My Chocolate Starfish
We made it to the big 5-0! Wowie, what a ride it's been. Thanks for comin' along with us. For this one, we take a break from the traditional format to discuss a piece of art that has had a huge impact on all our lives: Limp Bizkit's Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water. A journey that includes a full review of the record and some digressions into very poor analysis of 21st century music and realizations that we've become the old losers who have some kind of fondness for terrible things. Thanks for rollin' with us so far, seriously. Much love.
Shultz's music recommendation: Memorial Day - Demo
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Episode 49: Fas10 Your Seatbelts
Welcome back folks. Thanks for stoppin' by. This week, Tyler dives into the story behind America's new sweetheart: Big Milkers. Then Robin gets the scoop on Vin Diesel and his dedicated fan base. A nice lil ep for ya.
Shultz's music recommendation: Rest Easy - Sick Day
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Episode 48: Boom Nah Da Mmm Na Da Eema
Robin kicks off off with a quick little ready of some patriotic yet sexy chain texts. Then Tyler opens up a can of KoRn. Finally, Shultz reveals what's up with one of Facebooks favorite magicians. Thanks for stoppin' by.
Shultz's music recommendation: TV Priest - Uppers
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Episode 47: Self-Sabotaging Suicidal Horses
Howdy y'all. How you doin'? This week, we're firing on all cylinders. First, Tyler reviews one of this year's favorite Super Bowl commercials. Then Shultz quenches his hunger for content with a Snickers. Robin takes us home with some desperate people who have many different ailments. Why don't ya check it out?
Shultz's music recommendation: Porcelain - Porcelain
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Episode 46: The Father, The Son and The Holy Rock
Welcome to da jungle, baby. A short and semi-sweet one for ya today. First, Tyler revisits the local police logs to see what deranged, lonely old people are calling the cops about. Then Robin checks in on one of America's greatest heroes, The Rock.
Shultz's music recommendation: Every Time I Die - AWOL
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Episode 45: The Cult of Vicks VapoRub
Oh boy, here we go again, The trio is back in full swing this week. Robin gives a quick look into the world of sketchy super expensive matchmaking services. Then Tyler checks in on Motel 6. Finally, Shultz lets us know what's coolin' with the cult like following of Vicks VapoRub. Give it a quick little listen. Ya won't regret it.
Shultz's music recommendation: Shame - Drunk Tank Pink
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Episode 44: Super Chill Doctors
This week, Shultz hops in first and gives us some dirt on what's going on in the online world of Kleenex. Then, Robin checks out some pretty compelling reviews of CityMD, everyone's favorite real medical facility. Another classic banger.
Shultz's music recommendation: Yashira - Fail To Be
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Episode 43: Introducing The Pumpcumber
Howdy y'all! How ya doin'? This week Tyler checks out what's up with a suspicious local furniture store/produce science lab. Then Shultz lets us know what's poppin' with America's favorite beer: Bud Light. Give it a nice lil listen.
Shultz's music recommendation: Spine - L.O.V.
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Episode 42: Happy New Year! Everything is Better Now
Welcome to 2021. The whole world is different now but we're still the same ol' trio you've come to know and love. This week we got a good one for ya. We kick it off with some listener mail, then Robin gives us some shade on Ray Ban and finally Tyler brings us home with some perspectives from A Man's Touch. Another classic banger.
Shultz's music recommendation: cursetheknife - Thank You For Being Here Part 1 & 2
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Episode 41: Merry Christmas!!!
Happy holidays from your favorite trio of internet society professors/freaks. We really do wanna thank y'all for taking this wild ride with us so far. We're hoping to bring you even more kooky, wacky hijinks next year. Hope Santa is real good to all of you.
Shultz's music recommendation: Seahaven - Halo of Hurt
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Episode 40: Shultz Is Back!
Let's give Shultz a big TSF welcome back! We missed ya buddy. Glad you're not dead. For his big return, Shultz brings us some takes from the world of last year's hottest fashions: TJ Maxx. Then Robin checks out what's up with the users and misusers of IcyHot. Don't wanna miss this one!
Shultz's music recommendation: Soft Kill - Dead Kids, R.I.P. City
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Episode 39: Couples Therapy
Howdy folks, welcome back to your favorite award winning comedy/social philosophy podcast. Shultz is still stuck being a good citizen, so Robin and Tyler decide to take a look at relationship memes via Instagram and Facebook. Somethin' a little different, but we think you're gonna like it. Give it a nice lil listen, why don't ya.
Shultz's music recommendation: The Casket Lottery - Short Songs for End Times
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Episode 38: Do Tampons Stop Diarrhea? with Evie Bradley
We're joined this week by special guest host and known sister of Tyler, Evie Bradley. Shultz is deep in quarantine as he waits out his close call with Covid. He tested negative twice, though, so don't worry, he's fine. This time 'round, Tyler checks out what's cookin' over at Texas Roadhouse. Then Robin brings us some insightful takes from the Facebook pages of your favorite "feminine hygiene products". Finally, Evie takes it home with a few Trader Joe's reviews. Hope ya have a great time.
Shultz's music recommendation: Somerset Thrower - Paint My Memory
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Episode 37: Thankful for Rodney
Happy Thanksgiving, folks! Something a bit different for ya to celebrate the holiday. Hope ya enjoy.
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Episode 36: Uncurling the Shrimp
NEW INTRO MUSIC ALERT! This week we start off with a really well put together listicle for all you aging emo heads out there. Tyler then steps into the world of LinkedIn for some inspiration. We hear about what ads target Shultz. And Robin takes us home with a return to the Instagram big titty girls and their wonderful fans.
Shultz's music recommendation: Strangelight - Adult Themes
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Episode 35: Calling the Police pt. 3
Here we are once again. Thanks for joining us for episode 35. This week, Tyler returns to the local police logs to check out what the brave vigilantes are up to. Then, Robin checks out what's going on with the cult like following a New England grocery store chain has. Finally, Shultz takes us home with some content from the official Facebook page on Facebook. How about that, huh?
Shultz's music recommendation: Nothing - The Great Dismal
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Episode 34: Eating Jack in the Box with Mel Gibson
Welcome back to the jungle, baby. This week, Tyler wanders into the wild world of unofficial Mel Gibson fan pages. Then, Shultz checks out what's poppin' with America's #1 fast food restaurant: Jack in The Box. Thanks for stoppin' by, folks.
Shultz's music recommendation: Egyptian Blue - Body of Itch
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