That Somm Talk
By That Somm Talk
That Somm TalkMay 19, 2021
COKE WITH COFFEE. CLUBBING WITH MATE. COURT OF SOMMS. CÔTES DU RHÔNE.
Episode 14!
This episode tastes like Coca-Cola with coffee, exactly what it sounds like. It smells like club mate and vodkas, which is basically a redbull vodka but much more appetizing. It looks like Anthony might be getting a wine certification.
Anthony and Fiona drink a 2019 unfiltered Côtes du Rhône from Cuvee des Galets, which Anthony purchased at local fave 1642 bar.
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BLIND TASTE TEST: RAMATO. WE BACK FROM HIATUS. TASTES LIKE TIDAL POOLS. LOOK OVER THERE!
Episode 13. Three-teen. This episode was tasted blind. It smells like a cat tree, newly built. It looks like a Spicy Margarita tincture.
Anthony and Fiona drink and rate a 2019 Pinot Grigio Ramato from Specogna, which Fiona got from her job.
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THE AUDIO *IS* BETTER. HARVEY FIERSTEIN AND MISSING BALLOTS. COOL KID WINE: MEINKLANG. WE READ AN APPLE PODCAST REVIEW.
Episode 12! Two-teen. You'll notice we have... a new logo! Thank you to friend of the pod, Ash Warner. You can find them here.
This episode looks very clear, as in the audio is better. It smells like something fishy, like did my Speech and Debate coach hide my ballots during the senior year of high school? The mental scars are still there. It tastes like salt air, because the sound is good for a keel in the ten. You'll see what we mean.
Anthony and Fiona drink a 2020 Gruner Veltliner from Meinklang.
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WHY IS IT CALLED ELEVEN AND NOT ONETY-ONE? ANNOUNCING OUR CONTEST WINNER! WE DRINK A WINE LOU'S FRIEND MADE. WINE WORDS THAT ARE NOT WORDS SOMMS USE.
EPISODE ONE-TEEN! (#11)
This episode tastes like expensive dirty, like in a good way. It smells like fruit roll-ups. It looks like we have winner from our giveaway. Please give the episode a listen to find out who wins.
Anthony and Fiona drink a 2016 Pinot Noir by My Pretty Wine Co., which Fiona purchased at Lou's Wine Store.
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GLOU GLOU GIVEAWAY. TIKTOK TWIN FILTER. NOT-GRAPE SKINS. VIVINO WARS: BATTLE ROYALE.
Episode 10! We did it. This episode looks like double digits. It smells like a social media giveaway. It tastes.. good. This episode TASTES GOOD. You'll see what I mean. Anthony & Fiona drink a 2020 Glou Glou from Las Jaras, purchased at The Heights Deli & Bottleshop in Lincoln Heights.
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A SAUV BLANC TO START. NJ PPL SAY "BO-ZHU-LAY." WE HAVE MERCH! WE STAN A JURA... SICK!
Episode 9! Where's the time? This episode is a white wine for red wine drinkers. It smells like excavated fossils in Jura (eastern France). It looks like new merch, which you can find in our link-in-bio! It tastes like saline, walnut, vanilla, and ripe pear. Anthony and Fiona start with a Sauvignon Blanc, which they got at local fave The Heights. They SommTalk about a 2017 Chardonnay from Domaine de Montbourgeau (a Jura white wine).
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CELLARS VERSUS BASEMENTS. WAFTING ORANGE JUICE. SHAKESPEARE IN THE PARK. "CORONAVIRUS" - CARDI B.
EPISODE 8! This episode smells like a cellar, or an unfinished basement. What's the difference? It looks like wafting orange juice over sparkling wine and calling it a mimosa. It tastes like picnic wine. Anthony and Fiona drink a very juicy muscadet by Domaine Jousset & Nicolas Reau, called Pulpe Fiction. Anthony purchased it at Silverlake Wine.
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SLOMM-TALK ABOUT TASTE. BRUNCH DRINK ALTERNATIVES. AMAZING MAFIA WINE. ARIES BIRTHDAY SZN.
This episode looks a little bit longer, since Anthony and Fiona are reviewing two wines for your enjoyment. It smells like Medieval Times, not the dinner theater. It's tastes are refined, after listening to Ira Glass talk about tastes (they're also slightly watered down after having brunch with Becky). Anthony and Fiona drink a 2019 Tres Hermanas Pétillant Naturel Chenin Blanc from Lo-Fi (Fiona's fave producer) and a 2018 Pineau d'Aunis from Vignoble Dinocheau. Both were purchased at the great Lou's Wine Shop in Los Feliz. Adam Land and Niko Dz win our #VivinoWars.
2 DRINKS IN 1 HAND: NUMBERS. SOMEONE BROKE OUT THE FRANZIA. BACK2BACK SKIN CONTACT. TEXAS HAS WINE.
Episode 6. This episode tastes like something that's at the tip of your tongue. It looks like another skin contact, but this one we're enjoying more than last episode. It smells like something south of the Mississippi. Anthony and Fiona drink an orange wine from Oeno, purchased at Silverlake Wine. Please rate and review us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts, and subscribe to us wherever you listen to podcasts. Also, please follow our Vivino account where we declare who wins our weekly #VivinoWars and where we share our poetic wine review each week.
SKIN CONTACT DE ARGENTINA. #BANDAIDISFAIRGAME. VIVINO WARS. FRAN LEBOWITZ AS A WINE ENTHUSIAST IN THE POKEMON UNIVERSE.
This episode looks like a star seen from a space hotel. Tastes like your grandma's favorite white wine, but in the best way. Smells like the shores of southeast France, or southwest Spain, or what is southeast Spain? *shrugs in Sommelier* Anthony and Fiona drink a skin contact from Argentina that they bought at The Heights Deli & Bottleshop in Lincoln Heights. Please rate and review us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Also please follow our reviews on Vivino as we declare each week who has won the #VivinoWars.
GOT A THEME SONG! THE SIDEWAYS MONOLOGUE. WE DRINK A PROSECCO. THE TERM "PORCH-POUNDERS."
This episode tastes like a porch pounder, whatever that means! It looks like the way Paul Giamatti looks at a glass of wine in Sideways. It smells like volcanic ash in the Canary Islands. Anthony and Fiona drink a Prosecco from Anthony's nearest liquor store. Special thanks to friend of the pod Aaron Stein for our theme song! View our latest wine review/ poem on our Vivino page. Please be sure to rate and review us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts and subscribe to us wherever you listen to podcasts. #SLOMMCHA! - A&F
GIVE ME MORE WINE OR LEAVE ME ALONE. TRADER JOES RIOJA. WRITING/READING POETIC REVIEWS ON VIVINO. SLOMMCHA.
This podcast smells of patchouli. Tastes like the leather seats at The Cheesecake Factory. Looks like a fresh start. Fiona and I finally give ourselves an outro word: #SLOMMCHA! Also we are the (un)official snack crew. We made a "company Vivino" and started posting our poetic, improvised wine reviews of what we drink on the pod! Please rate and review us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and subscribe to us wherever you listen to podcasts. Slommcha!
March 2, 2021
LIQUOR STORE MALBEC. SERVING OUR BIRTH CHARTS. TRUFFLE SEASON. "D*CK-MEASURING"
This episode was bought for $11.99 down the street. It sat in our freezer with a wet paper towel wrapped around it for precisely 44 minutes. Alexa blared a timer, and we then knew this episode was ready. No chocolate-champagne brownie bites were harmed in the making of this episode. They were devoured.