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The Bean Dip Podcast

The Bean Dip Podcast

By Gib, Kiko and A-aron

This podcast is a media bukkake of unrelated stories hosted by a drunk Mexican-American blue-collar fella and his neighbor/handler. Oh, and don't forget about that crazy bastard A-aron!
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The Bean Dip PodcastSep 09, 2020

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David Carradine…Party of One!

David Carradine…Party of One!

Gib and Juan are back at it again. After a long break from being lazy fucks go over a few changes in their busy life’s. They go one to talk about current events that have impacted the world as a whole.
Mar 26, 202201:31:23
“Meta, Metate, Metatelo” ~Señor Zuckerberg

“Meta, Metate, Metatelo” ~Señor Zuckerberg

Gib and Kiko push the fight against Je’ism. They talk about the Metaverse that Fuckerberg wants to create and leave drunken voicemails to George Lopez’s podcast, “OMG, Hi!”
Nov 15, 202101:50:31
Wiping Out Je’ism

Wiping Out Je’ism

Gib and Kiko are back with a mission to enlighten their fellow man, and women. They have committed to a cause! They are wiping out Je’ism. Much like their countrymen they have set out to squeezing out every last drop of Je’ism that plagues our society! The Instagram models are first on their list. Join them to clean up the Je’ism that inside of many people on the interweb. Yes, interweb is a word. If Gen Zs can make up words, then so can I. Cunts!
Nov 08, 202101:52:00
Mark Hall, Software Developer and Scrum Master

Mark Hall, Software Developer and Scrum Master

The guys interview Mark Anthony Hall, no, not the musician. They talk about past experiences and about religion.
Nov 20, 202003:36:37
Juan Ignacio Aguilar: Aerospace Engineer

Juan Ignacio Aguilar: Aerospace Engineer

The guys have their first official guest of the season Aerospace Engineer Juan Ignacio Aguilar.
Oct 29, 202002:27:44
October 27, 2020

October 27, 2020

Oct 27, 202000:40
The Grand Jubilee of 1500

The Grand Jubilee of 1500

Gib and Kiko introduce Oreo as there first guest on the podcast. Talk about smart stuff, dumb stuff and cuss out Aaron via Instagram live.
Oct 27, 202001:26:21
Tic Tac Dope

Tic Tac Dope

The guys shoot from the hip and Aaron is still MIA. Could Fells Wargo have a grip on our hairy-little friend?
Oct 18, 202001:23:42
Dogs of God

Dogs of God

Gib and Kiko yak about the VP debate and encourage others to go out and support local teachers.
Oct 18, 202001:16:30
Presidential MasterDebation

Presidential MasterDebation

The guys talk politics.

Oct 18, 202002:13:20
UBDA1

UBDA1

Gib and Kiko talk about feelings and how others feel unappreciated in the workforce. Not what you’d expect, but not what you think either.
Oct 18, 202001:14:44
We All Came, Kiko Paid

We All Came, Kiko Paid

The gang discusses changes to podcast, new segments and welcome comedian/podcast god Joe Rogan to Texas.
Sep 24, 202052:05
Young Kids VS. Old Elderly

Young Kids VS. Old Elderly

The fellas talk about 9/11, football, man stuff and bash Aaron.
Sep 20, 202001:43:54
Knees are Made for Sitting

Knees are Made for Sitting

We are back from the long and exhausting quarantine! This is Season 2! We are getting our sea-legs back with a minimal edited/uncut episode to break the seal. Enjoy and thanks for listening.
Sep 09, 202002:21:16
Last Episode of the Season

Last Episode of the Season

The guys wrapped up the final episode of season one. It’s been a journey from then to now but it’s been a wild one! Better late than ever!
Sep 09, 202001:39:40
Protest...More Like Ho Fest

Protest...More Like Ho Fest

Gib and Kiko talk about the protests taking place in the Lone Star State. They remember old pro sports memories.
May 11, 202001:29:52
Quarantine Kings

Quarantine Kings

Gib and Kiko discuss the pandemic and all the fallout.  They quickly brighten up the conversation with Exotic Joe and his band of merry men.  Gib shares his offensive on the stock market and dishes out some advice for young investors.  The Bean Dip Podcast gets a slough special guest, our drunk-calling Mexican friend Mario and other new guest.

Apr 24, 202002:37:01
American Grit, Cut the Shit

American Grit, Cut the Shit

American Grit, do we have it or not? The guys discuss the current pandemic and what we need in order to make it out alive.
Apr 07, 202002:23:02
Less Siesta and More Fiesta

Less Siesta and More Fiesta

Gib and Kiko talk about the coronavirus, again, but brighten the convo with talks of Fiesta! They vaguely explain to a young listener what the true meaning of life is.
Mar 12, 202001:24:31
2 Strikes, 3 Balls, LatinX...Fuera, Fuera, Fuera!

2 Strikes, 3 Balls, LatinX...Fuera, Fuera, Fuera!

Gib and Kiko recap their Valentines Day, the matrix keeps them from recording episode 9, Gib reads an open letter to LatinX mob, people are posting pics and videos of brooms/half-naked victims of sexual assault, and the Coronavirus is breathing down our necks. Be sure to check out the Strokes new album and listen Gib's sensitive sae as he reads an original poem.
Feb 26, 202001:39:30
Hemin-guey

Hemin-guey

The guys talk about Black History month and the Coronavirus. Gib and Aaron fight about quotes when Gib mentions Ernest Hemingway. Aaron questions Gib on his mathematical skills and if he reads books. The gang dedicates its Sports Recap to Kobe Bryant and speak on his untimely death. Latin-X and the San Antonio Rodeo is in full swing, and some guy cold-cocks his co-worker over his facial hair.
Feb 06, 202002:15:20
Will You Be My Coronavirus?

Will You Be My Coronavirus?

The fellas talk about Valentines Day and what it really means. Meditation is an important subject when it comes to sleep, centering yourself, and dipping your nuts in soy sauce. Pro-gun nut jobs can't protect themselves against pollution and cancer, young kids are clueless about their actions.
Feb 04, 202001:39:14
Don't Fuck with CATSerbation

Don't Fuck with CATSerbation

The guys talk about miracle water, church shootings, Iranian terrorists, and Gib's traumatic story on how he was molested by a cat. No kidding, a cat.
Jan 17, 202002:01:35
Merry Christmas You Filthy Porch Pirates

Merry Christmas You Filthy Porch Pirates

Gib and Kiko kick off their Christmas special in Gib's garage because Ashley Furniture shit the bed. The guys share their top 3 Christmas movies and honorable mentions. They talk about politics, family and giving. Gib finds a solution to the porch pirate problem in America. Millennial's worry about having to take care of their parents and Gib apologizes for show his butt hole to the BK night shift when he was a young dip shit.
Dec 28, 201901:35:38
White Vans and Prostate Exams

White Vans and Prostate Exams

Gib shares his prostate exam experience and BAD taste in music. A white van scare plagues the internet and Gib explains how to make a perfect michelada.
Dec 19, 201901:43:15
Happy Thanksgiving Satanists

Happy Thanksgiving Satanists

Gib, A-Aron and Kiko wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving! They touch a bit on Epstien without getting suicided themselves. Micro Generation is a made up thing and the deportation of thousands of U.S. military veterans. The Joker movie was mentioned and how it relates to depression/anxiety in many adults. Gib brings up the local Satanists and their mission to provide feminine products to the less fortunate.
Nov 27, 201901:44:05
Ok Boomer We Are Here

Ok Boomer We Are Here

Kiko and Gib talk about the border/immigration, introduce new segments, reminisce about childhood events, PTSD, work, and ends with Gib slurring his speech.
Nov 21, 201901:47:13
Shucking Oysters With Roger Staubach

Shucking Oysters With Roger Staubach

The Bean Dip Podcast talks about podcasts that they listen to and touch on topics in those podcasts. Gib recounts a beautiful shitty-night in Afghanistan and how much interest Roger Staubach owes his late uncle Daniel.
Nov 11, 201956:08