The DUMB with Zack and Eli

Hey Interns, welcome to season 2. I mean, phase two of your internship! You have braved the hijinx and lack of safe working conditions suitable for most normal machinery, let alone humans. This phase will be more intense and involve a lot more personal time with us! EXCITED? (Don't worry, Zack and Eli have promised to wear deodorant more often). This week we are talking about how a peanut farmer saved a Canadian metropolis and how you could be measuring things in all sorts of weird ways. 

We hope you enjoy this phase and we are excited for this journey. 

Sorry for the late release! We took two weeks off for graduation. Neither Zack or Eli graduated, but we figured we would celebrate regardless. We are back to talk about weird cross-overs with Archie comics and how one crazy mad man, Aleister Crowley, inspired a generation. 

Interns, have you ever wondered what happens to people who are too outdoorsy? Could they be eaten by wildebeests? Could they be taken out by the KGB? Well we will look into the mysterious happenings that took place with the Dyatlov Pass. We will also look at a royal member who was a recluse to the extreme degree, 5th Duke of Portland, John Bentinck. 

This shift is weird, just going to be Frank with you. I don't know who this Frank is either but he seems very stoic. Anyways, thank you interns for sticking around for 25 shifts so far. We are happy to bring these to you and happy that you think this experience will help your job hunt in the future. 

Have you ever stuck your head into a particle accelerator? Neither have we, but it seems like a quick why to dry your hair. Join us this week interns as we talk about the Russian scientist who headbutted an atom and is still living to tell the tale. Also, let's head South of the border to learn about a different kind of president. Is he much different than the scandalous US ones we have covered? Maybe not, but he sure was tyrannical. We will cover the over 30 year reign of Mexican Leader Porfirio Diaz. 

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Did you ever wonder why Vice President Rufus King and President James Buchanan were so close? You think of it everyday?! SO DO WE!!! Let's explore some POTUS sexuality rumors and we can also talk about a guy who was literally hungry enough to eat a horse. Thanks for being our interns and we are sorry we missed last week, we go into why in the case notes. Have a great week and we will see you next Wednesday!

Have you ever wrote down notes for class and couldn't understand what you wrote down afterward? Well what if someone found your pages of notes hundreds of years later and thought they were a weird astrological guide to your alien planet? You would be cool with that? I mean, so would we... we just wanted to make sure you weren't square. Also, know that we don't endorse you getting major orthodontia done at sea, but if you do, make it epic. Join us interns as we talk about Grover Cleveland and the Voysich Manuscripts. Like what you are hearing? Well trying seeing us on social media. We know our voices are better than our looks, but hey, follow us @JoinTheDumb anyways!

What happens when crystal toting QAnon members form a cult? Maybe Fun? Maybe a Claire's style mumification? Let's find out this week with Eli and Zack. We can dive deep into that as well as an Irish Ice Cream turf war. Were you prepared for that? I didn't think so!

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Do you know about the comedian who let's people say curse words on television? Do you know he is the reason those teenagers on Euphoria can do all of their stuff without even a passing glance from the law? Do you know Lenny Bruce? Do you know people ate and painted with Egyptian remains? Do you know how to get me out of this rhetorical question loop?! Okay, I am clear... Phew.... Okay buckle in this week interns as we dive deep into obscenity, cannibalistic necrophilia?, and Andy Serkis. Want more DUMB knowledge? Follow us on the socials @jointhedumb

Welcome you entitled Interns! We hope you brought your singles. This week we are talking about an Olympic event you could have won and how scandalous someone associated with "Jerry" can be. Strap in and prepare for some flapper-style 1920's sexting. Be sure to check out our socials @jointhedumb and if you want to fund our department, look for us on Patreon @jointhedumb.

Hey-o intern-o-rinos! This week we are diving into an author who could not take criticism well in his later life and a catastrophe that just seemed a little too set up to be a coincidence. We hope you brought your ceremonial Samurai knives and your sand bags for this dive into the lore of Lego's Bionicle.  Be sure to check out our socials @jointhedumb and if you want to fund our department, look for us on Patreon @jointhedumb.

Another week, another baseball game cancelled out of hate for dance music. This shift is a doozy interns so be prepared for some famous potatoes and some destroyed White Sox fields. Don't forget your shift info and follow them the department on social media @jointhedumb on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, or YouTube. Listen to your shift information on Spotify, Apple, Google, Stitcher, or wherever you listen to podcasts! If you want to help fund the department, contribute on Patreon or Anchor. Want to reach out? Send them an email interns@jointhedumb.com