The G.A.G.
By The G.A.G.
The G.A.G.Dec 25, 2020
Himbo Society Rising
Left Handed
This week at The Gay Ass Gathering, Joey, Ali, and Zia discuss the recent controversy surrounding Lil Nas X's latest sneaker collab. The dolls also discuss a messy upcoming reality series coming to TV and The Voice's new addition to their judges panel. Trade of the Week this week goes to the founder of "White Boy Summer".... *cringes*. Later on the dolls read and discuss a very simple, yet introspective tweet surrounding sexuality in "Tweets Read By Twats". New episodes of The Gay Ass Gathering every week!
Dream Blunt Rotation
This week at The Gay Ass Gathering, Joey, Ali, and Zia commemorate and pay tribute to the late Jessica Walter. The dolls also discuss their dream blunt rotations and Lil Nas X's "Call Me By Your Name" music video. When discussing the controversial video, these queers also get real spiritual when discussing it in correlation to the Vatican's recent decree against same-sex unions. This weeks "Trade of the Week" goes to a British TV-Journalist who has been in the news lately for his promotion and rather poetic drag of Piers Morgan. During "Tweets Read By Twats", the three discuss a tweet from Saweetie defining and discussing what intimacy is and how it affects a relationship. New episodes of The Gay Ass Gathering every week!
Tweets Read By Twats
This week at The Gay Ass Gathering, Joey, Ali, and Zia discuss the third and final season of Pose being announced; as well as Megan Markle and Prince Harry's upcoming interview with Oprah. The dolls also discuss the unnecessary beef between Taylor Swift and Netflix's "Ginny & Georgia". The Gay Ass Gathering is clearly into group play this week for each host of The G.A.G. nominates their own pick for "Trade of The Week" which all happen to include some bushy eyebrow, brown-eyed TRADE. The G.A.G. debuts their new segment "Tweets Read By Twats" and this week Joey, Ali, and, Zia give their opinions on a recent fiance who wants more than just her student loan debts paid off.... Follow The G.A.G. to stay tuned for new episodes of The Gay Ass Gathering every week!
On Wednesdays We Show Peen
To All The Boys I've Squirted For
Hammer Time
This week at The Gay Ass Gathering, Joey, Ali, and Zia discuss the controversy surrounding James Corden and his rather inappropriate Golden Globe nomination. The dolls also chat about the viral Gorilla Glue girl herself and talk about some of the items they have have misused or....misplaced. This weeks trade of the week goes to a Disney dad, for Ali and Joey get a proper roasting from Zia. During "G.A.G. Reflex" the dolls decipher whether dating apps are toxic or helpful. The G.A.G. helps a listener out with a friend conflict during DM Diaries. New episodes of The Gay Ass Gathering out every Friday!
Cannabilistic Caucasity
Today at The Gay Ass Gathering, Joey, Ali, and Zia discuss the upcoming FX documentary "Framing Britney Spears" . The G.A.G. celebrates another blonde legend, Dolly Parton, for they share some of their favorite Dolly memes in celebration of her 75th birthday. Later, the dolls discuss the demise of "Whats-App" and the rise of "Signal". For this weeks "Trade of The Week" The G.A.G. crowns our first ever out and public cannibal, Armie Hammer and they discuss his recent scandal surrounding his very creepy leaked texts. The G.A.G. does NOT support his or anyones cannibalistic caucasity. During "DM Diaries" The G.A.G. helps out a listener dealing with family beef. New episodes of The G.A.G. out every Friday!
Death to 2020.
This week at the Gay Ass Gathering, Joey, Ali, and Zia discuss the possible return of Aaliyah's discography to the streaming world. The dolls also discuss Pornhub's clearing of all their content+the absolute caucasian buffoonery that is "Hilaria" Baldwin. The G.A.G. crowns their first "Trade of the Week" for 2021 and it goes to a very popular and talented Barb, and later on Joey, Ali, and Zia discuss Kourtney Kardashians "autosexuality" during "G.A.G. Reflex". The Gay Ass Gathering takes a very introspective twist during "DM Diaries" as the three answer a series of reflective questions about their 2020. New episodes of The Gay Ass Gathering out every Friday! Cheers to 2021!
Penetrate My Bank Account
Today at the LAST Gay Ass Gathering of 2020, Joey, Ali, and Zia discuss the rare Saturn and Jupiter kiki that hopefully will save the state of the world as well as Ariana Grande's recent engagement to her quarantine lover. Ali crowns T.I. with the worst father of the year award for his non-stop exploitation of his daughters private lives and parts. To close out the year, The G.A.G. crowns our first ever "Trade of The Year" and during "G.A.G. Reflex", we discuss body size and the role society wants it to play in relationships. During "DM Diaries" The G.A.G. consults a potential sugar baby. New episodes of The G.A.G. out every Friday. Happy Holidays!
...He's Probably a Serial Killer Sis..
This week at The Gay Ass Gathering, Joey, Ali, and Zia discuss Jesy Nelson's recent departure from Little Mix, as well as Snoop Dogg coming after "W.A.P." Later on, Zia asks The G.A.G. to weigh in on a celebrity-sugar-daddy-situation. For this weeks "Trade of The Week" category is Drag Race Season 13 and Joey, Ali, and Zia discuss music during sex in "G.A.G. Reflex". During "DM Diaries" The G.A.G." helps out a listener who's worried their friend might be getting engaged too soon...New episodes of The G.A.G every Friday!
Right In Front of My Fried Chicken?
Today at The Gay Ass Gathering, Joey, Ali and Zia discuss some of City Girls'- JT's rather poetic and problematic tweets that have resurfaced; as well as a controversy surrounding Cardi B and a 88 thousand dollar bag. Later, the three discuss the KFC inspired, romantic series coming to Lifetime. For this weeks "Trade of The Week", the dolls recount on their famous childhood crushes which include ALOT of hot older brothers. During "G.A.G. Reflex" The G.A.G. roasts a lousy tik-toker who tried roasting fem-gays. Later during "DM Diaries", the three help out a listener who is trying to get back into dating without jealousy lurking in. New episodes of The G.A.G. out every Friday!
A Friendsgiving Roast
Today at The Gay Ass Gathering, Joey, Ali, and Zia discuss the controversy surrounding Sia's upcoming film "Music" and also congratulate and discuss Elliot Page's coming out. For this weeks "Trade of The Week", The Dolls continue to fall into a K-Pop hole as they dream that this weeks winner can fall into their holes. Later during "G.A.G. Reflex" the three discuss obscure kinks/body parts that they find attractive. The three also help out a listener who is having trouble being vulnerable with their parents during this weeks "DM Diaries". New episodes of The G.A.G. out every Friday!
Fleet-er
Today at The Gay Ass Gathering, Joey, Ali, and Zia discuss the drama and conflama that surrounds Harry Styles wearing a dress on the latest Vogue cover, as well as the newest feature to hit Twitter. Later on, the dolls also discuss Adam Driver reading John Oliver to filth on air. For this weeks "Trade of The Week", the three crown someone who is extremely fundamental to their love for porn. And during "G.A.G. Reflex" Joey, Ali, and Zia discuss an extremely political and important topic... cut vs. uncut. During "DM" Diaries The G.A.G. helps out a listener who has trouble telling a roommate they want to live alone. New episodes of The G.A.G. out every Friday!
Homos 4 Cuomo (Chris, duh)
The time has CUM gays and girls! The country came together to vote+overthrow our former Cheeto-in-Chief out of office! Today at The Gay Ass Gathering Joey, Ali, and Zia celebrate and discuss the win of President-Elect, Joe Biden, and Vice President-Elect, Kamala Harris during "Got Me Gagged". Staying on topic of the election and all that is newsworthy, the three make a very democratic decision as they vote this weeks "Trade of The Week". Later during "G.A.G. Reflex" the three share what they think are "hot" crimes and Joey per usual has.... quite the interesting hook-up story. Finally during "DM Diaries" The G.A.G. helps out a listener who seems to be caught up in a vacation love triangle... New Episodes of The G.A.G. out every Friday!
Mr. & Mr. Smith
Today at The Gay Ass Gathering, Joey, Ali, and Zia discuss Ariana Grande's new album, Positions.... who knew we would still be waiting for red states to switch their positions for us? The three also discuss the homophobic backlash against Lil Nas X's Halloween costume and the absolutely necessary backlash against Kendall Jenners Halloween Pandemic Extravaganza. On our special 10th episode, we break records and crown our first bottom as "Trade of The Week"; and during "G.A.G. Reflex", the topic of foreplay arises. Later on during "DM Diaries" The G.A.G. helps out a listener who's trying to help their friend do better. New episodes of The G.A.G. out every Friday!
B*ttoms in Paris
Today at The Gay Ass Gathering, Joey, Ali, and Zia discuss the latest Netflix craze that is "Emily in Paris" and the tragedy that are some of the looks on the show. The three discuss if they are here for a possible "Hocus Pocus" sequel+ a "Selena" biographic series on Netflix. This weeks "Trade of The Week" goes to the newly proclaimed *by nobody* King of Twunks himself, Big Sean. Later during "G.A.G. Reflex", Zia asks a very important question for the culture and gays regarding the term "topping from the bottom". And finally during "DM Diaries" the three do their best to help a fellow bottom who seems to be falling blindly for too many bottoms.... New Episodes of The G.A.G. out every Friday!
Testicle Difficulties
Today at The Gay Ass Gathering, Joey, Ali, and Zia rave about their fave iconic TV show theme songs in lieu of Jamie Lynn Spears' uncalled for 2020 remix of the "Zoey 101" theme song. The three also discuss their dream celebrity memoirs while discussing the greatness that is Mariah Carey and "The Meaning of Mariah Carey" Memoir. This week category is "men over 50" as the always fine Lenny Kravitz is crowned our "Trade of The Week". The only thing Joey, Ali, and Zia have topped is themselves, for this weeks G.A.G. reflex gets just as disgusting as the year 2020. Stay tuned for new episodes of The Gay Ass Gathering out every Friday!
...Shit Happens
After a much needed week away from working and recording, Joey, Ali, and Zia are back and just as mentally corrupt as ever! Today at the Gay Ass Gathering, the three dedicate "Got Me Gagged" to thee Robyn Rihanna Fenty as she defines and leads the example of what "inclusivity" is in the fashion industry. During "Trade of The Week", international K-pop thirst trap-Wonho steals the hearts and bussies of The G.A.G.. Things also get a little bit sticky, sweaty and.....scatty during "Gag Reflex". Wash your ass and enjoy new episodes of The G.A.G. every Friday!
Nuts Anonymous
Today at The Gay Ass Gathering, Joey, Ali, and Zia discuss recent tragedies like mask-less white people in Target and the 2020 Emmys. The dolls praise Gaga's video-men picking abilities as we crown her "911" video star as this weeks "trade of the week". Joey, Ali, and Zia discuss the possible spiritual benefits from not masturbating in our very own "Nuts Anonymous" edition of "G.A.G. Reflex". The hosts collectively bond over their traumas being friend-zoned as they help a listener out during "DM Diaries". New episode's of The G.A.G. out every Friday!
Captain Cut
Today at The Gay Ass Gathering, Joey, Ali, and Zia discuss the 2020 CFDA Fashion Awards taking accountability for snubbing deserving designers of color; while later, the dolls discuss Cardi B and Offset's recent divorce. This weeks "Trade of The Week" goes to the Chris Evans for Captain America himself recently accidentally leaked his... hard...metal...shield on instagram. "G.A.G. Reflex" gets educational when the three talk about watching porn for "research purposes", leading Zia to share her first tumbr-gay-porn experience. Keep ya throat moist, for there are new episodes of The G.A.G. every Friday!
(Don't) "Do It" Remix.
Today at the Gay Ass Gathering, Joey, Ali, and Zia dissect, disseminate, and regret listening to Chloe x Halle's "Do It Remix". The dolls also go head-to-head for their Queen B's, deciding who had the best debut single. In a special edition of "Trade of The Week", the three rank the members of One Direction from finest to least finest; later on, Joey, Ali, and Zia discuss their preferences on engagement ring alternatives. Keep ya throat moist, for there are new episodes of The G.A.G. every Friday! Enjoy!
King of Queers
Today at The Gay Ass Gathering, the dolls recap the 2020 MTV VMA's, as well as Lady Gaga's "Tricon" performance medley. For the first time ever, the three disagree on this week's "Trade of The Week" where things get spicy surrounding our beloved "King of Queers". During "DM Diaries", Joey, Ali, and Zia help a listener out with a snitch of a situation... New episodes of The Gay Ass Gathering EVERY Friday!
*Dick Slap*
Today at the Gay Ass Gathering, Ali, Zia and Joey discuss a potential Versuz battle between Katy Perry and Lady Gaga; as well as Youtube star, Lohanthony converting to.... straight-ism. During G.A.G. Reflex, the gays celebrate Tyler Posey's fine-ness and ally-ship to the trans community by educating Zia on a certain tape of his..... *dick slap noise*. In the latest DM Diaries, the hosts give their best advice to a listener in need of getting over their "soulmate" and Joey gets a little... emotional. New episodes of The G.A.G. out every Friday!
The G.A.G.: Destination Penetration
Welcome to the first official episode of The Gay Ass Gathering! Today on the show, Ali, Zia and Joey discuss their love for Cardi B and Meg Thee Stallion's W.A.P. as well as celebrate 17 years of The Cheetah Girls. Later the dolls discuss their thoughts on lingerie for men, as well as their cartoon crushes, and even give some of The G.A.G. listeners bottoming advice during our segment "DM Diaries". Stay tuned and keep your throats moist for there'll be plenty to GAG about next week! Enjoy!
The G.A.G.: Preview
Hi there and welcome to the Gay Ass Gathering! An informative, entertaining and welcome place for gays, queers, and allies to chat about everything and anything. From sex to relationships, to our favorite divas in music. In anticipation of our premiere episode, we decided to give you all a little chance to get to know your hosts; Joey, Ali, and Zia. Imagine this episode as a little glimpse as to what baffoonery you will run into on The G.A.G.! Stay tuned for The G.A.G. is coming soon!