The Nameless Dead
By TND Productions
Who was that random guy killed in the background of that one movie?
Why did the femme fatale trip when being chased?
What actually happened in that abandoned Victorian home?
The catch? Our hosts don’t know these events didn’t really happen.
If you love horror and you love true crime, you’ve found the right podcast. So pop your headphones on, turn your radio up, and settle in to a whole new perspective on your favorite films.
The Nameless DeadOct 31, 2020
diktok - TRAILER
Listeners, your wishes are coming true! After much excitement surrounding our Ice Planet Barbarians break during American Halloween Story, we bring to you, “diktok: the podcast in which we read and discuss romance novels recommended to us by TikTok.” Listen and subscribe on your favorite podcatcher for new episodes every Wednesday.
American Horror Story Review - 2021
And now, the riveting conclusion! Our hosts are released from their pool prison and forced to recount the horrors of American Horror Story seasons 3 and 10. How did they find it? We're sure you're dying to find out.
American Horror Story - S10E10
WE FINALLY DID IT! Welcome to the end of American Horror Story: Double Feature.
American Horror Story - S10E9
Deadlines are difficult beasts to contend with - but we plunge on into the waning episodes of this season!
American Horror Story - S10E8
Ryan Murphy really thinks he's doing something here.
American Horror Story - S10E7
The second half of Double Feature is so bad, we don't even have to comment.
... But of course we still will
American Horror Story - S10E6 (+Missing Episodes)
And we end the first half of Season 10 with a…
Well it’s a…
Hmm...
American Horror Story - S10E3
Ryan Murphy brings us yet another traumatic sex scene, many murders, and the worst prop gun in the studio TWICE!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - S10E2
Subpar screenwriter Harry has taken a pill to make him into even more of an asshole. Alma Dean is a little snitch, and the only mystical thing about P-town is its blenders.
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - S10E1
In the midst of this Halloween captivity, the ladies have decided they’re tired of not being topical. Welcome to American Horror Story Season 10: Double Feature.
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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AHS Interlude - DikTok
We interrupt your regularly scheduled AHS to bring you a very special byproduct of our own imprisonment...
American Horror Story - S3E13
WE DID IT!!!!!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - S3E12
We’re finally at 7 wonders time in “Go to Hell,” and believe me, we’re already there.
Someone should have told Ryan Murphy that they didn’t have cameras back in 1693, but I guess we’ll suspend our disbelief again. Cordelia learns that the power has been in her all along, but needs a supernatural power to tell her that Fiona is trying to kill everyone. Catfight! Between Hazy Day and Madison, and the girls finally grow a pair.
So brace yourself for another October of ice cold pool water and the real torture...Season 3 of American Horror Story!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - S3E11
Even from this pool we realize we need to “Protect the Coven,” cause these dumb witches ain’t gonna do it.
FINALLY we find out what happened to Queenie, and surprise! She’s gotten into S&M. LuLaRoe has clearly not crunched the numbers on all this torture, and Zoe and Kyle won free tickets to Epcot???
So brace yourself for another October of ice cold pool water and the real torture...Season 3 of American Horror Story!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - S3E10
We now reach the entire reason this season was made. Welcome to “The Magical Delights of Stevie Nicks.”
So brace yourself for another October of ice cold pool water and the real torture...Season 3 of American Horror Story!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - S3E9
This episode is just called Head. If you know, you know.
Fiona is Laveau team up, which is what this season should have been all along. A melon baller plays a starring role. Spirituals cure racism, which is why there are no racists in America. And the house finally gets a puppy!
So brace yourself for another October of ice cold pool water and the real torture...Season 3 of American Horror Story!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - S3E8
THE SACRED pleaseTAKEusawayfromhere
Young witches hang out under overpasses at night for fun. Religion is bad and abusive mothers are a must. Everyone is the new Supreme, and everyone has been brought back from the dead.
So brace yourself for another October of ice cold pool water and the real torture...Season 3 of American Horror Story!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - S3E7
For the record, NOBODY WHO COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD SEEMS TO BE OKAY!
Is LuLaRoe racist or is everyone else? Fiona’s hooking up with a ghost/pedophile/voyeur, and Zoe, Madison, and Kyle are now a thruple. Everyone is making the best decisions possible!
So brace yourself for another October of ice cold pool water and the real torture...Season 3 of American Horror Story!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - S3E6
The Axeman Cometh (GROAN)
Ryan Murphy once again clumsily tries to intertwine history with fiction and we meet the Axeman of New Orleans. The witches/Suffragettes of his time were way cooler than our present crew, but surely everything will turn around now that Cordelia has the “sight.”
So brace yourself for another October of ice cold pool water and the real torture...Season 3 of American Horror Story!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - S3E5
Maybe Burn, Witch. Burn!’s flame can heat up these iceberg hosts.
One of LuLaRoe’s daughters is named Borquita! 😂😂😂😂😂
So brace yourself for another October of ice cold pool water and the real torture...Season 3 of American Horror Story!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - S3E4
Their teeth may have chattered down to the bone, but Fearful Pranks Ensue!
No Ryan Murphy story is complete without pointless racial trauma! Marie Laveau can raise the dead, but honestly, who can’t? Fiona has a very effective way to kill every other Supreme (works every time), but she’s also powerful enough to fix the mistakes of these stupid students, so…
We also meet the council!
So brace yourself for another October of ice cold pool water and the real torture...Season 3 of American Horror Story!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - S3E3
Somehow your idiot hosts have gotten themselves kidnapped and trapped in a pool AGAIN (but we’re not victim blaming).
Our ladies may be able to sink the Titanic at this point, but that won’t stop The Replacements. Fiona is a stone-cold killer, but she only has one move. A Jesus hottie moves in next door and only has eyes for Nan. And we learn that witches simply can’t be treated with modern medicine (but of course we don’t know why…)
So brace yourself for another October of ice cold pool water and the real torture...Season 3 of American Horror Story!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - S3E2
Somehow your idiot hosts have gotten themselves kidnapped and trapped in a pool AGAIN (but we’re not victim blaming).
If they survive until episode two, you’ll hear all about Boy Parts, the episode that takes us all over time and space. Zoe and Madison create a zombie, and we learn just how dumb every witch is.
So brace yourself for another October of ice cold pool water and the real torture...Season 3 of American Horror Story!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - S3E1
Somehow these three idiot hosts have gotten themselves kidnapped and trapped in a pool AGAIN (but we’re not victim blaming).
This icy reminder of 2020 comes with a heaping side of Bitchcraft, in which daughter of negligent parents, Zoe, learns she can murder dudes with her vagina. She is quickly whisked away by men in black to a school for plague doctors? Meanwhile, Jessica Lang looks marvelous non-sexually murdering dudes for fun and raising dead racists, while Cordelia just wants to be left alone with her plants.
So brace yourself for another October of ice cold pool water and the real torture...Season 3 of American Horror Story!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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Cutting Room Floor : Seed of Chucky
Not all rumored Swiss Army Slasher cases made it onto our list. In this series, we will examine one of the cases left on our Cutting Room Floor and see if it’s worth a deeper dive.
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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Curse of Chucky
The Swiss Army Slasher case takes a whole new turn with this 2013 case. Or are the Good Guy Doll murders another serial killer altogether? We have brand new theories to share with you in this episode of The Nameless Dead!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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Bride of Chucky
The Swiss Army Slasher strikes again! This time with two dolls--Chucky AND Tiffany. Will the new characters throw our investigators off the scent? Listen and find out!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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Child's Play 2
This Swiss Army Slasher case introduces us to the unfortunate Andy Barclay and his cursed Good Guy doll, two important figures in SAS lore. Andy tragically witnessed a number of murders before being placed into the foster care system, where his bad luck continued to follow him to his new family. Was Andy the most unfortunate child in Chicago or was he somehow under the influence of the Swiss Army Slasher?
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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Puppet Master
As we continue to follow the infamous Swiss Army Slasher, we arrive at a closed down beachside hotel in California. Four researchers were summoned by a former colleague who died by suicide before they arrived. Isolated in their separate hotel rooms, each of these researchers was systematically slaughtered the night of their arrival. Was it our very own Swiss Army Slasher, the heiress of the Bodega Bay Hotel, or the lone surviving researcher? Find out our theories in Puppet Master.
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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Valentine
Because they like torment, your hosts have chosen the worst Valentine's horror movie in existence: Valentine (2001), starring Denise Richards and David Boreanaz. Have you heard of this movie? 'Cause they wish they never had. Join them as they suffer through it for the very first time.
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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Dolls
This week we continue to follow the infamous serial killer, The Swiss Army Slasher all the way to England. When teenaged Judith Bower from Boston saw the news of the recently passed Hartwicks, and the bodies found in their country mansion, she remembered a dark and stormy night during a holiday with her father. Were these murders committed by the Swiss Army Slasher on a murder vacation or was it another guest of this English mansion?
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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Magic!
In 1978, NBC booked a pilot with a talented young ventriloquist, who, tragically would not live to see his career skyrocket. He was discovered, stabbed to death in a cabin in Liberty, NY, by his purported lover. Soon after, his agent and his lover’s husband were found sunk to the bottom of a nearby lake. Did Corky Withers murder these men before committing suicide? Or is something more sinister at play? Could this be the work of the infamous serial killer The Swiss Army Slasher?
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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Krampus (Holiday Special)
A surprise holiday treat for the faithful listener - the Nameless Dead hosts tackle a seasonal case most appropriate for the Yuletide. Happy holidays and see you in 2021 with brand new episodes!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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The Bride of Frankenstein
When a large stranger visits a small village in the Bavarian Alps in 1935, all hell breaks loose. Villagers of all varieties are found murdered throughout the town and the surrounding forests, but is the stranger to blame? What do these murders have to do with the near-fatally injured Dr. Frankenstein or the disgraced Dr. Pretorious who have locked themselves in a spooky tower for days on end? Will the mystery ever be solved?
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - FINALE (pt. 3)
AND IT’S OVER! Are you going to miss us?
We’re back to our regularly scheduled programming next Monday!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - FINALE (pt. 2)
RED ALERT: CARINA, EMILY, AND KATIE HAVE ESCAPED THE POOL! Now they are finally free to recap and tell Evil Matt Hardy how they really feel about American Horror Story Season 2.
Join along with the cruel drinking game Carina invented and drink!:
Every time Katie says, “I hate it, here.”
Every time Katie says “I have questions,” or has a theory about something that is not remotely covered in the show
Every time Emily sings
Every time Emily speaks in an accent (or another language)
Every time Carina forgets a name
Every time Carina history- or church-splains
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - FINALE (pt. 1)
RED ALERT: CARINA, EMILY, AND KATIE HAVE ESCAPED THE POOL! Now they are finally free to recap and tell Evil Matt Hardy how they really feel about American Horror Story Season 1.
Join along with the cruel drinking game Carina invented and drink!:
Every time Katie says, “I hate it, here.”
Every time Katie says “I have questions,” or has a theory about something that is not remotely covered in the show
Every time Emily sings
Every time Emily speaks in an accent (or another language)
Every time Carina forgets a name
Every time Carina history- or church-splains
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - S2E13
Your beloved hosts are still trapped in a pool! We’ve moved on to Season 2 of American Horror Story: Asylum, but the water grows ever colder. Will Carina, Emily, and Katie solve the mysteries and break free of their pool prison, or will they freeze to death in its watery depths?
Thankfully, “The Madness Ends,” but, more importantly, why now? Why like this? This episode drags us through 50 years to watch all of our favorite characters die of old age, as it focuses on baby Thredson and his breastfeeding fetish.
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - S2E12
Your beloved hosts are still trapped in a pool! We’ve moved on to Season 2 of American Horror Story: Asylum, but the water grows ever colder. Will Carina, Emily, and Katie solve the mysteries and break free of their pool prison, or will they freeze to death in its watery depths?
American Horror Story: Asylum continues with “Continuum” due to a complete lack of restraint or any artistic sensibilities in the writers room. Please bear with us through this trying time.
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - S2E11
Your beloved hosts are still trapped in a pool! We’ve moved on to Season 2 of American Horror Story: Asylum, but the water grows ever colder. Will Carina, Emily, and Katie solve the mysteries and break free of their pool prison, or will they freeze to death in its watery depths?
In Season 2, episode 11: “Spilt Milk,” Lana sneaks past Thredson and is whisked away in a cab, ending American Horror Story’s second season, “Asylum” perfectly.
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - S2E10
Your beloved hosts are still trapped in a pool! We’ve moved on to Season 2 of American Horror Story: Asylum, but the water grows ever colder. Will Carina, Emily, and Katie solve the mysteries and break free of their pool prison, or will they freeze to death in its watery depths?
Season 2, Episode 10, “The Name Game” has a dance number, thereby making it the best episode this show has ever made. “Why does it have a dance number?” you may ask. We do not know.
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - S2E9
Your beloved hosts are still trapped in a pool! We’ve moved on to Season 2 of American Horror Story: Asylum, but the water grows ever colder. Will Carina, Emily, and Katie solve the mysteries and break free of their pool prison, or will they freeze to death in its watery depths?
“The Coat Hanger.” Goddamnit!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - S2E8
Your beloved hosts are still trapped in a pool! We’ve moved on to Season 2 of American Horror Story: Asylum, but the water grows ever colder. Will Carina, Emily, and Katie solve the mysteries and break free of their pool prison, or will they freeze to death in its watery depths?
Every show needs a Christmas episode! So American Horror Story shoehorned “Unholy Night” into their insane asylum season.
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - S2E7
Your beloved hosts are still trapped in a pool! We’ve moved on to Season 2 of American Horror Story: Asylum, but the water grows ever colder. Will Carina, Emily, and Katie solve the mysteries and break free of their pool prison, or will they freeze to death in its watery depths?
American Horror Story: Asylum waited until episode 7: “Dark Cousin” to introduce the angel of death. We believe Frances Conroy was only on set for a week and they had to squeeze her into as many scenes as possible. Meanwhile, Lana doesn’t know how to finish the job when it comes to murder (yet), and there must be something in the water in this town that make the men deeply unstable.
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - S2E6
Your beloved hosts are still trapped in a pool! We’ve moved on to Season 2 of American Horror Story: Asylum, but the water grows ever colder. Will Carina, Emily, and Katie solve the mysteries and break free of their pool prison, or will they freeze to death in its watery depths?
In episode 6: “The Origins of Monstrosity,” we learn the most effective use for a rosary; we’re introduced to a deeply bothersome breastfeeding fetish; and we all simultaneously realize, along with the writers’ room, that there are only two nuns that work at the asylum.
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - S2E5
Your beloved hosts are still trapped in a pool! We’ve moved on to Season 2 of American Horror Story: Asylum, but the water grows ever colder. Will Carina, Emily, and Katie solve the mysteries and break free of their pool prison, or will they freeze to death in its watery depths?
In episode 5: “I am Anne Frank, part 2,” Ryan Murphy continues to be anti-semitic, Dr. Thredson disappoints us all, and our hosts get into a long disagreement because the show’s graphic designer phoned it in that day.
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - S2E4
Your beloved hosts are still trapped in a pool! We’ve moved on to Season 2 of American Horror Story: Asylum, but the water grows ever colder. Will Carina, Emily, and Katie solve the mysteries and break free of their pool prison, or will they freeze to death in its watery depths?
“I am Anne Frank part 1”??? Are you fucking kidding me???
Just when we thought this show couldn’t get more tasteless, Ryan Murphy throws a heaping pile of antisemitism in the mix.
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - S2E3
Your beloved hosts are still trapped in a pool! We’ve moved on to Season 2 of American Horror Story: Asylum, but the water grows ever colder. Will Carina, Emily, and Katie solve the mysteries and break free of their pool prison, or will they freeze to death in its watery depths?
A starm is comin’, and with that comes another escape attempt. Is it aliens, blowjobs, or really fast zombies that will impede our heroic lunatics? Perhaps it’s Sister Jude’s newly remembered alcoholism, or Dr. Arden’s poor make-up job on the Virgin Mary. Can everybody please just go to therapy???
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - S2E2
Your beloved hosts are still trapped in a pool! We’ve moved on to Season 2 of American Horror Story: Asylum, but the water grows ever colder. Will Carina, Emily, and Katie solve the mysteries and break free of their pool prison, or will they freeze to death in its watery depths?
Surprise! It’s randomly Halloween in episode 2: “Tricks and Treats.” The priests decide to do an exorcism on a new patient, because he ate a cow. It goes about as well as you’d expect. The power goes out, and Lana proves that she is very much a white feminist. We also get to explore Dr. Arden’s whore/madonna complex. Fun!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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American Horror Story - S2E1
Your beloved hosts are still trapped in a pool! We’ve moved on to Season 2 of American Horror Story: Asylum, but the water grows ever colder. Will Carina, Emily, and Katie solve the mysteries and break free of their pool prison, or will they freeze to death in its watery depths?
Welcome to Briarcliff! The Northeast insane asylum purportedly home to misogynistic serial killer “Bloody Face,” who we meet in this episode along with plucky lesbian reporter, Lana Winters, some nuns, various asylum doctors, and some aliens??
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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