The Oral Report
By Caitlin Darcy & Caitlin V Neal
The Oral ReportJun 21, 2019
Season 2: Erotic Blueprints
Caitlin just returned from a retreat with Jaiya, a somatic sexologist, where she learned about the erotic blueprints. In this episode we discuss the blueprints and how they can have a major impact in helping you understand how you experience pleasure. Take Jaiya's quiz here to better understand which blueprint most resonates with you: https://surveyanyplace.com/s/eroticblueprint?rid=UID_KhiHKurfS&cookieUUID=17d8b17d-2c4b-483e-9629-0034a3217477
This episode will close out season 2! Thank you for all your support, the Caitlin's appreciate the love. Stay subscribed for updates on future seasons and as always, you can reach us at theoralreportpodcast@gmail.com xoxo
Season 2: Lingerie
Caitlin V recently bought herself some lingerie, so the Caitlin's decided to discuss the topic. From teddies to thigh-highs...the world of lingerie is vast. But really though, it's nearly impossible not to feel sexy in lingerie!
Season 2: Squirting
Caitlin V gives us a (mostly) scientific walk through squirting. What is it? Why does it happen? And how can you squirt/make a partner squirt?
Season 2: Cheating
Is cheating always a bad thing? Is it sometimes necessary? Can you prevent your partner from cheating? The Caitlin's discuss a topic that affects nearly everyone, including the Caitlin's themselves!
Season 2: Summer Self-Care (Mini)
Summer is more then half-way over (sad face). Take a little time for yourself. Between the bbq's and weekends at the lake and the rooftop drinks, we needed a minute to remember to slow down and chill out!
Season 2: Vacation Sex (Mini)
In this mini episode Caitlin and Caitlin discuss what makes vacation sex so appealing. They share some personal stories, discuss what makes it so hot, and lend some tips for not irritating your vacation hosts.
Season 2: Hate Sex
Season 2: Sex Outdoors (Mini Episode)
In honor of summer (and being able to escape hibernation) we decided to cover sex outdoors. Grab your bug spray and a beach blanket and remember...DON'T GET CAUGHT!
Season 2: The Art of Sexting
Technology is a wonderful thing...especially when it acts as a vehicle to getting us laid. Caitlin and Caitlin discuss some do's and don'ts and talk about why we love a good sext message.
Season 2: One Night Stands
Why do one night stands get such a bad rap? The Caitlin's discuss the art of the one night stand. The upsides, the downsides, the how to's. If you listen to your intuition and use safety precautions, you can have a real good time!
Season 2: Slip n' Slide: Lube
This week Caitlin and Caitlin discuss LUBE! We gathered the lubes that we both had laying around the house and began rubbing them on our hands and tasting them (because, research). Listen up to get the full low down on lube and everything you need to know about choosing the right one for you.
Season 2: Take It Off: Strip Club Etiquette
Caitlin and Caitlin answer a listener question from Australia and share their strip club stories and tips for not being a jerk (intentional or not) at the strip club. Intimidated by strip clubs? Fear not, we give advice on how to enjoy yourself and have some fun.
Season 2: It's Not Me, It's You
Break up's suck. They can be hard and messy and painful, but sometimes they're necessary! Caitlin and Caitlin talk about some of their break up's and how to make them a little easier. Do you need to be mean? Should you lie? Take the high road? Tune in.
Season 2: The Best Positions
Season 2: Can I Help You?
In this episode, Caitlin V gets real about asking for help, discusses why it's hard even for her sometimes, and offers some suggestions on what you can do to improve your life with the help of others.
Season 2: $ex & Money
In honor of everyone's least favorite season (tax season), Caitlin and Caitlin discuss sex and money. Is there a correlation? What about sex for money? Both topics are pretty stigmatized so why not discuss both!
Season 2: The Big O
This week Caitlin and Caitlin talk about the big O...orgasms. There's no "one-type-fits-all" and we're here to talk about the different types of orgasms. We cover the best sex we've ever had, earth shattering orgasms, and even the little baby orgasms.
Season 2: Boundaries, The Necessity
Are boundaries sexy? Maybe not...but they sure are necessary! Caitlin and Caitlin talk about their own experiences with boundaries and how setting them can make a world of difference in your life. Can it improve your work like? Yep. Your sex life? Sure can.
Season 2: Caitlin Darcy Solo
This week it's Caitlin Darcy's turn! Listen in as she details her sexual journey and what led her to start her own sex toy company: Eros Fine Goods. A little adversity can go a long way. Also, since she loves you all dearly, get 15% off your purchases at www.erosfinegoods.com with discount code ORAL15. Enjoy lovers.
Season 2: Caitlin V
Listen in as Caitlin V takes you on a deep dive into her history and what inspired her to become a coach. From an early age, Caitlin was interested in exploring all the fun and pleasure of sex, but what she learned from her family and schooling was that sex was supposed to be a shameful source of pain and suffering. Unable to take this disconnect lying down, she decided to dedicate her life to understanding sex and making it better for everyone, everywhere.
Season 2: Body Lovin
We're usually our harshest critics...especially when it comes to body image. This week the Caitlin's talk about lovin your own body and how to overcome talking mad shit to yourself (because, let's face it...we all do it sometimes). And for gods sake, stop following Instagram models!
Season 2: Pussy Lickin' Good
The title says it all. This week the Caitlin's focus on licking pussy, going south, oral sex...whatever you call it! Get tips and tricks from ladies who have given and received!
Season 2: How Often Should I Jerk Off?
Caitlin V gets this question from her clients all the time...how often should I masturbate? Caitlin and Caitlin give some tips and discuss how often we flick the bean (for clarification, there's no flicking involved).
Season 2: Getting Messaged Back on Dating Apps
Dating apps are a huge pain in the ass, we know. But they can be fun and they can lead to real relationships. The Caitlin's dish some advice on how to get in the game and stop sucking in your responses!
Season 2: Owning Your Pleasure
Who is responsible for your own pleasure? Is it you...or your partner? The Caitlin's (plus Caitlin's cat) discuss how to own, intensify, and communicate about your pleasure.
Season 2: Meditation Quicky
Due to some untimely construction noise the Caitlin's had to forego recording. But don't fear, Caitlin V has two separate breathing exercises that help connect you to your body and can calm your mind in this crazy day-to-day. The exercises also help reconnect ourselves to our bodies...and that always leads to better sex!
Season 2: Intentions for 2019
We look back over 2018 and discuss our sexual, work, and personal high's and low's for the year. Caitlin has come up with new year intentions that help reflect on the where you are and where you want to be.
Season 2: The Sugar Bowl (aka sugar daddies and mamas)
We're all a little curious about the world of sugar dating, no? In this episode we dive into the sugar bowl and find out what it's like and if real emotions actually come into play! Get that money, honey!
Season 2: Sexual Gift Giving
Season 2: Vulnerability
Season 2: Masturbation
Season 2: What's Your Fantasy???
Season 2: Anger Management
Season 2: Stoned Sex
Season 2: Are We All a Little Bi?
Season 2: Butt Stuff
Season 2: Kavanaugh and...Birthday Sex???
Season 2: Bettie Bondage
Season 2: Sex Censorship
Season 2: Karen Yates and SuperTasty
Season 2: The Mistakes You Learned From Porn
Season 2: Sex with Friends
Season 2: Did it Hurt... When You Fell From Heaven?
Season I: Sex Toys
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Caitlin's Sex-Toy Suggestions: JimmyJane LELO Fun Factory NJoy Toys Sliquid Lube
Andra's Recommendations: Hitachi Magic Wand Pretty Plug Butt Plugs
Season I: Masturbation and...Rectal Worms???
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Check out this scientific study on sexual satisfaction in college students: www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3154236/
Or, read this article in the Chicago Tribune about the effects of early sexual behavior: articles.chicagotribune.com/1991-03-06/features/91012101191sexual-important-question-relationships
Season I: Polyamory
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Glossary:
Polyamory: The philosophy or state of being where one is romantically involved with more than one person at a time. There is a movement/idea within the community to use the shorthand "PolyA" instead of "Poly" to avoid confusion with Polynesian people.
Misgender (verb): Referring to a person using a word or pronoun that does not reflect their personal gender identity. "My teacher misgendered me today so I corrected them - I hope in the future they use my preferred pronouns."
Hoping to do some research? Check out the book, "The Ethical Slut - A Guide to Infinite Sexual Possibilities" by Dossie Easton and Janet Hardy.
Season I: BDSM 101... Yes, Daddy!
Wanna test your kinky side? Take the BDSM test at bdsmtest.org and do your own research about your results. Some of the descriptions are #questionable...
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HEY! Are you a rigger? Do you regularly go to a sex dungeon? Do you have a really cool insight on BDSM that we talked about or missed out on completely? We wanna talk to you! Get in touch;)
Season I: So You're Having a Quarter Life Crisis?
Books mentioned this week that you should definitely read: Bad Feminist - Roxanne Gay Mating in Captivity - Esther Perel The Artist's Way - Julia Cameron
You can follow Kate on Instagram @katesopinion and on Twitter @Kates0pinion and catch her standup around Chicago!
Season I: Talking Drag with Lady Ivory
You can follow Lady Ivory on Instagram @TheLadyIvory or with #TheIvoryLeague and catch her shows around the city!
(Apologies for the echoey sound quality - we're experimenting with spaces and will have it figured out soon!)
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Are you an expert in a specific sexual field? Are you involved with a non-profit, local business, or organization that shares our values? Reach out! We'd love to chat and have you on the show!
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