Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind
By Joeba Fett & Ripley Scott (The Slurred Kind LLC)
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindMay 09, 2020
Hollywood Pils
Siberian Spirits: The Dyatlov Pass Incident
Jet-Lagered at The Denver Airport
Gatorade & Retrograde
In the latest episode of "Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind," tensions run high as Joeba Fett finds himself at odds with Ripley Scott's obsession with watching sports. In a desperate attempt to understand Ripley's passion, Joeba rummages through the ship's storage closet and dons an old sports jersey, unwittingly unleashing a mischievous "sneaker" genie onboard. As the genie dispenses unwanted advice on the finer points of sports fandom, chaos ensues, leading to a series of hilarious misadventures. Alongside their usual zany banter and uproarious hyperspace headlines, Joeba and Ripley navigate the unpredictable world of sports with their trademark wit and humor, ensuring that listeners are in for a wild ride from start to finish! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://www.sportico.com/personalities/athletes/2023/highest-paid-athletes-all-time-michael-jordan-1234711433/
https://apnews.com/article/wildlife-trafficking-giant-sheep-montana-texas-7afaa046c051287ba7f322b6732e31be
https://apnews.com/article/auburn-student-putt-car-8e9c34df0fcb95beb77d162577c90408 Today’s Banter Beacon:
Insane Sports Stories with ‘The Sneak Geek’ Genie Interstellar Index (Social links)
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A Sudsy Nightmare on Sesame Street
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:
www.wtrf.com/news/balls-out-bowling-is-back-where-nudity-is-required/
apnews.com/article/human-remains-severed-limbs-long-island-1eb860bfc04002aeaf6a5de44806480b
Today’s Banter Beacon:
The Copyright Crypt: Unearthing Horror from Public Domain
Interstellar Index (Social links)
IG - instagram.com/theslurredkind
Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21
Facebook - www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d
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Nostradamus Draughts
The Frothy Frontier (Chasing The Cosmic Clover)
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:
apnews.com/article/philadelphia-phillies-hot-dogs-889d4ce003734551d2091bca85163d5d
gizmodo.com/star-wars-chilean-beer-ads-cerveza-cristal-lucasfilm-1851306714
Today’s Banter Beacon:
www.theirishroadtrip.com/the-legend-of-st-patrick/
Segment SegmentPub Trivia: How Irish Are You?
play.howstuffworks.com/quiz/what--irish-are-you
Interstellar Index (Social links)
IG - instagram.com/theslurredkind
Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21
Facebook - www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d
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Let's Get (S)MASHED!
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:
apnews.com/article/florida-man-games-5b6179b81fcab5a70764109cd126b207
apnews.com/article/pythons-pants-new-york-smuggling-2c7dde9ea8d1a764511399ad3402b644
Today’s Banter Beacon:
Plot "TWISTS"(“Portmanteaus” (or mashups) of popular shows in and out of Sci-Fi)
Interstellar Index (Social links
IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind
Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21
Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d
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Parallel Pours (The Man-donga Effect)
Space…The Final Cold Beer. (Honoring Commander Ricky)
Ale is Fair in Love & Warpspeed
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:
www.odditycentral.com/news/ai-powered-perfect-girlfriend-earns-30000-per-month-from-lonely-men.html
apnews.com/article/extraterrestrial-visitors-lexington-tourism-849580571040fd1704c67ddc1b2b6589
Laugh Alert:
1st Date Fails
www.buzzfeed.com/hannahdobro/people-ruined-first-dates
Special Segment:
Building the Perfect Female Android
Banter Beacon:
Lessons Learned
Interstellar Index (Social links)
IG - instagram.com/theslurredkind
Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21
Facebook - www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d
Facebook Group - www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/
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Cupid's Pre-Game Cosmic Cocktail (A Valentines Day Remix)
X Marks The Sip (A Trip to The Infamous Planet Nibiru)
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:
www.npr.org/2024/01/25/1226911707/parrots-swear-profanities-british-zoo
www.abc4.com/news/local-news/teen-facing-charges-for-allegedly-taping-fish-to-atms-in-provo/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlsB5N04tQ8
Banter Beacon: Planet X - Conspiracy? Or Unconfirmed Certainty?
www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna43669184
science.nasa.gov/solar-system/planet-x/
www.space.com/15551-nibiru.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibiru_cataclysm
Interstellar Index (Social links)
IG - instagram.com/theslurredkind
Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21
Facebook - www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d
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Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com
Intro Clip:
The Man From Planet X (Trailer - 1951)
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Bitter Finish: A Toast to the Trends That Tanked
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:
www.foxnews.com/us/fast-furious-woman-steals-uber-drivers-car-flight-texas-being-slow
apnews.com/article/denver-zoo-orangutan-paternity-maury-povich-3b425db559fff25b4bced48827b14304
Today’s Banter Beacon:
“Stale Stouts - Fads that Couldn't Keep Their Head”
Interstellar Index (Social links)
IG - instagram.com/theslurredkind
Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21
Facebook - www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d
Facebook Group - www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/
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51 Bottles of Beer on The Hull (A 'Hysteria-cal' Reunion)
Hyperspace Headlines
Huff Post - tinyurl.com/37nxvmf4
Huff Post - tinyurl.com/yc6aejuf
KIRO7 - tinyurl.com/y65jedys
ABC7 Chicago- tinyurl.com/3y5kj6ht
Lower 4th Homebase:
Hysteria Nation - www.hysteria51.com/?fbclid=IwAR1DvhUM8cVVhFIfUNJQ2wwn0ANNvbedrJ3HzHdEpCzBZe_xiD2hXNsp8uY
Support our friends!: www.patreon.com/Hysteria51
Interstellar Index (Social links)
IG - instagram.com/theslurredkind
Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21
Facebook - www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d
Facebook Group - www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/
Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com
Apple - apple.co/2Ekd263
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Retro Rounds: Cosmic Cocktails with Hysteria 51
Enjoy this collaborative throwback of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind!
The Lower 4th is full of visitors this week as the regular show is crashed by Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind. And any good house guest doesn't come empty-handed; they bring with them 3 crazy news stories of the weird kind, including Sloths hooked on feces, Bond villain antics from Elon Musk himself, and, of course, the latest with Baby Yoda! All that and more this week on Hysteria 51!
Hyperspace Headlines
CNBC - cnb.cx/367up61
Science Alert - bit.ly/38blNvG
NPR - https://n.pr/382qtoO
BBC - bbc.in/2PeQusE
Lower 4th Homebase:
Hysteria Nation - www.hysteria51.com/?fbclid=IwAR1DvhUM8cVVhFIfUNJQ2wwn0ANNvbedrJ3HzHdEpCzBZe_xiD2hXNsp8uY
Support our friends!: www.patreon.com/Hysteria51
Interstellar Index (Social links)
IG - instagram.com/theslurredkind
Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21
Facebook - www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d
Facebook Group - www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/
Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com
Apple - apple.co/2Ekd263
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New Year, New Brew! (Hoppy 2024 to YOU!)
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:
apnews.com/article/las-vegas-wedding-new-years-eve-2024-6437521c2d6124a129fe9d8d0760fde2
mediatakeout.com/onlyns-model-has-candy-cane-accident-on-camera-broke-inside-her-rushed-to-hospital/
Celestial Small Talk:
“A Sip Through 2023, Before Chugging Ahead Into 2024!”
(Looking at our reboots best moments thus far, the current state of pop culture, as well as what lies ahead…)
Interstellar Index (Social links)
IG - instagram.com/theslurredkind
Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21
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‘Twas The Night Before Chaos (A Christmas Seasonal on Cask)
Amber Bock to The Future (GREAT SCOTCH!)
Unsolved Brewsteries (A Holiday Throwback)
Turn on the podcast, it's time to take a stand
Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, they're back in town
Talkin' 'bout Christmas, with a twist that's all around (all around)
[Chorus]
Oh-oh, it's a throwback Christmas episode
Yeah, we're rockin' out with these crazy hosts (crazy hosts, yeah)
Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, they're on a roll
Spinnin' tales of holidays, yeah, let the stories unfold (oh-oh)
Podcast laughin' in the air, fillin' us with cheer (with cheer)
Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind is the best time of the year! (yeah, yeah, yeah)”
Due to Joeba’s birthday this week we’ll be doing things a little differently. To prep you for our Holiday Special, we decided to give you an early Christmas gift in the form of a classic! Enjoy that sweet sweet cosmic nostalgia as we take you way back to our roots and revisit our first Christmas episode! Stay Slurred Dimension Hoppers!
Today’s Banter Beacon:
A Holiday Abduction Story (Revisited)
Interstellar Index (Social links)
IG - instagram.com/theslurredkind
Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21
Facebook - www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d
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The Swirl Goes Sippin' with Sasquatch
Galactic Geeks & Growlers
Hoppy "Thanksfornothing", FurkeyTuckers!
Today’s Laugh Alert:
The Glass is Always Half Full!
(How to be thankful in the shittiest of times)
Today’s Banter Beacon:
www.buzzfeed.com/rossyoder/worst-thanksgiving-stories
Interstellar Index (Social links)
IG - instagram.com/theslurredkind
Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21
Facebook - www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d
Facebook Group - www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/
Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com
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Coldspiracy Beery's
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:
www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/woman-s-box-of-giraffe-poop-that-she-was-planning-on-making-into-a-necklace-seized-at-minneapolis-airport/ar-AA1hLe2h?OCID=ansmsnnews11
www.nytimes.com/2023/10/07/us/stoneman-willie-buried-pennsylvania.html
Today’s Special Segment:
Antarctic Conspiracy Theories
www.buzzfeed.com/rickysans/6-conspiracy-theories-about-antarctica-that-might-be-true
Interstellar Index (Social links)
IG - instagram.com/theslurredkind
Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21
Facebook - www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d
Facebook Group - www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/
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Florida Man Challenge Pt. 2
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines
app.bingomaker.com/project/create
www.kmcelwee.com/florida/
Today’s Laugh Alert:
Florida Man Bingo!
Interstellar Index (Social links)
IG - instagram.com/theslurredkind
Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21
Facebook - www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d
Facebook Group - www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/
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Tales From The Hopside Down
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:
www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/10/04/million-dollar-search-for-extraterrestrials-ring-device/71038728007/
www.npr.org/2023/09/12/1198913626/red-wine-flood-city-portugal
Today’s Laugh Alert:
Wives Tales: Fact or Fiction
www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/g31026484/old-wives-tales-real-fake/
Whacky Wives Tales
www.farandwide.com/s/strangest-old-wives-tales-68d41f4f28ca42b1
Interstellar Index (Social links)
IG - instagram.com/theslurredkind
Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21
Facebook - www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d
Facebook Group - www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/
Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com
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Unidentified Alcoholic Phenomenon (Tom Was Right?!)
Artificial Intoxication (The Rise of A.I.)
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:
apnews.com/article/bull-riding-shotgun-car-nebraska-66fae470523cf1f45739773c6ae2a820
apnews.com/article/uk-wales-bog-snorkeling-championships-f70738df2e36de433dc9e74849d2ecc4
Today’s Laugh Alert:
AI Creative Corner
Interstellar Index (Social links)
IG - instagram.com/theslurredkind
Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21
Facebook - www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d
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The Saga Continbrews...(Back from The "Blink")
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:
www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/08/29/woman-sneaks-handgun-into-chicago-white-sox-game-by-hiding-it-in-her-belly-fat-accidentally-shot-herself-someone-else/
nypost.com/2023/08/31/man-who-ordered-mobile-phone-online-gets-grenade-in-mail-instead/amp/
Today’s Laugh Alert:
Interdimensional Cable Reboot Pitches
Interstellar Index (Social links)
IG - instagram.com/theslurredkind
Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21
Facebook - www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d
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A Smuggler's Story (Life Update)
Labor Dazed
Zero to Beer-o (Celestial Lives Matter)
Episode V: Attack of the Promotion
One Beer Anniversary
Episode IV: A New Dope
Hoppily Ever After (In Headed Bliss)
www.startrek.com/videos/the-star-trek-lower-decks-trailer-is-reporting-for-duty
www.deseret.com/entertainment/2020/6/30/21308397/star-wars-rumor-reset-sequel-trilogy-last-jedi-rise-of-skywalker?fbclid=IwAR1LaayrUSReYxFStrk6RwFhy8tHMIOwbNit28PgNV64wvJi4moe2Ps8q9o
gizmodo.com/25-geeky-weddings-that-are-just-as-fantastical-as-the-r-5796791?fbclid=IwAR1WxTlnmbfr55LWLKr_Pd13LxZTuKPqsy4NMiPC5ABNVphuAbEfr0rtmPU
www.buzzfeed.com/natashajokic1/worst-bachelor-bachelorette-party-stories?fbclid=IwAR2AQyUXrc6XPw-efgVcgcWvlsX2dmYjnhP_7lmjq0cAYSiYPTz5JWMYpYE
Episode III: The Feline Menace
Inter-Stella Road Beers
Episode II: A Disturbance in the Daycare
It's Ale About the "Momma Girl" (C.D. the Supernova)
If you'd like to make a contribution to C.D.'s heroic legacy, we urge you to donate to your local animal shelter or special education program. A little goes a long way. Always remember to #lovelikecd - Stay Slurred.
I love you, mom.
The Sith Sense - Episode I (Pilot)
Deals are altered and Vader becomes a consultant - of sorts. Things are about to get weird on the drunk side of the force.
A New Hop (The Star Wars One)
The Sith Sense (Trailer)
Close Encounters of the Strange Brew Kind (Georgia Guidestones)
One Small Sip for Man (One Giant Chug for Mankind)
NASA iTech:
www.nasaitech.org
ForthHand Media Roundtable #1 (COVID-19)
Hysteria 51
forthhand.com/hysteria-51/
The Mad Scientist
forthhand.com/the-mad-scientist-podcast/
Rad or Fad
forthhand.com/rad-or-fad/
Sad Times
forthhand.com/sad-times/
Happy Horror Coffee Break
forthhand.com/happy-horror-coffee-break/
Penny Haven
forthhand.com/penny-haven/
Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind
forthhand.com/close-encounters-of-the-slurred-kind/
Beyond Terrestrial
forthhand.com/beyond-terrestrial/
An Even Hoppier Beerthday (Ripley Scott's 33rd Cycle)
Join the crew of the Black Swirl as they ring in Ripley's 33rd cycle with an introduction to the worst Marvel characters of all time, the most unsanitary food delivery idea in the quadrant, the world's weirdest birthday traditions, and more in tonight's episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.