The Vicious Virgos

It’s Pisces Szn! ♓

You’re ruled by Neptune, God of the Sea - the planet that governs creativity, dreams… and of course illusions and escapism. It’s the planet of inspiration, psychic receptivity, spirituality and all things subtle. This planet urges to excel and exceed boundaries, rejecting any and all limitations.

This water signis deeply emotional, empathic, curious and curious. Known for their creativity, they’re often labeled as being a dreamer or flighty. Yes, they have trouble showing up on time, but they swear they have a good reason for it!

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It’s Aquarius Szn! ♒️ You’re ruled by Uranus- Innovative, unpredictable, resourceful, imaginative, idiosyncratic and experimental. Uranus rules creativity and scientific genius. This planet's job is to break rules and demolish established patterns or structures, creating sudden-even radical-change.

This air sign is eccentric, intellectual, futuristic, the humanitarian. Known for their independence, they don't like to be told what to do. Yes they are social, but they won't socialize unless they want to. Aqua are *idea people*, and they're always inspired!

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OMG - we’re having a quarter life crisis 🎤 JK - but also, pretty fucking cool that we’ve completed half a year already. So what better way to celebrate than with a “mini” roast. Ehhh - but is it actually just some much needed calling out + advice from your favorite know-it-alls. Tips for listening this week: Get ready to take notes Maybe find something to hold while you cry Be prepared to feel seen AF 👀 But seriously, we love you and we’re hopeful you get some good nuggets out of this - if not for yourself, to project onto someone else 🤣

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Happy new year Woo Woo Crew! Jack & Ilana are still enjoying a sweet Winter vacay, so we're re-releasing one of their faves from 2022! Don't worry, they'll be right back at it next week

Let's talk about sex baby 🍆 We're getting down & dirty, giving you what you allll want: it's time to learn the sexual secrets of the signs. What are they like in bed? What gets their engines running? Let's take a trip to pound town. We're here to help you shag life to the fullest.

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It’s Capricorn Szn! ♑ You’re ruled by Saturn (which is why we call Saturn, Daddy) - the planet of wisdom, discipline… and our favorite, karma. It’s all about long term planning, being responsible - you know, sometimes Saturn just has to ground you (we mean that in the teenager sense when our parents would ground us, btw)

This earth sign gets a lot of flack for being such a workaholic, know-it-all, ungrateful and tbh… a little greedy. But they’re called the 🐐 for a reason, so maybe we’re all just jealous?

Learn about all things Capricorn: traits, relationships, compatibility, and more… and don’t forget, if you have any Cap placements in your chart, this one’s for you too 😘

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Have you ever looked at your S.O. and thought, “why are you the way that you are?” 👀 Oh wait, that’s just a tiktok trend….

Sometimes people (us included), don’t always identify with their zodiac (aka: sun) sign, so we have to take a peak at our chart and look a little deeper. Truth be told, your natal chart, which is the snapshot of the sky at the moment you were born - has a LOT more information available to us than we’re probably using.

For us, one of the most important placements to look at, is your moon 🌜Especially when it comes to your emotional connections. Because in our HONEST opinion - the moon sign is just as important as the sun. When you understand the moon, and of course - compare it to your current, potential, or shit - your PAST partner - then you’re able to get a better sense of your emotional connection and compatibility.

… and let’s be honest, we’re ALL into knowing compatibility. 

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It’s Sagittarius Szn! ♐ You’re ruled by Jupiter - the planet of expansion, growth, abundance and good fortune. Hell, Jupiter is named after “King of the God” in Roman Mythology - so it’s fair to say, you’ve got it pretty good.

This fire sign gets a lot of shit for their wanderlust, but the reality is - we’re all just jealous of their truth-seeking lifestyle. I mean, is this why they’re so happy?

Learn about all things Sagittarius: traits, relationships, compatibility, and more… and don’t forget, if you have any Sag placements in your chart, this one’s for you too 😘

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It’s finally here 😱

Have you ever met someone SO different than you, then discovered that you share the same zodiac sign? Well, unless you’ve listened to our podcast, you probably think astrology is crap and you’ve lost all faith.

But there’s a reason not all signs are created equal. There’s more to your astrological identity than your Zodiac sign…obviously.

You’ve all been asking so we’re delivering. It’s time to talk BIG THREE aka the most important parts of your chart -- the Sun, Moon, and Rising Sign. These three massive astrological components shape who you are and influence your personality and life path, so yah, they’re kind of a big deal…

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It's Scorpio Szn! ♏ Time to talk about the ruler of Sex, Death, and the Underworld - the smoldering Scorpio One of Jacks favorite signs, of course 🙄

This water sign is one of the most misunderstood in the zodiac, with incredible passion and power and strength from the psychic, emotional realm.

Learn about all things Scorpio: traits, relationships, compatibility, and more…and don't forget to tap into your naughty side while you're listening. After all, it's Scorpio season 😉

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Time to get a little woo-woo for a sec✨ We're talking about mental health because we all need it RN, let's be honest. What do you fear? What makes you anxious? How do you overcome it? And what's the deal with trauma?! Yah today's episode is heavy but we've been feeling it lately so we thought we'd bring you a little support 💜 Listen now. 

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It’s Libra Szn lovers! We love our Libras, but damn are they hard to read. They’re charming AF, gorgeous, and have such a perfectly curated aesthetic… and personality - it’s like, HOW did you get to be this way The biggest flirt in any room, but don’t hate them for it - just wish you were better. Regardless of their self-indulgent ways, they still manage to... You guessed it - find balance to EVERYTHING Learn about all things Libra: traits, relationships, compatibility, and more…and don't forget to tap into your inner bad-bitch & refresh that fall wardrobe while you're listening. After all, it's Libra season Listen now. Don't forget to follow us on our socials: www.instagram.com/theviciousvirgos www.tiktok.com/@theviciousvirgos

Ok, these retrogrades are getting serious! We are currently in not 1, not 2...but 5 retrogrades at once! And so, Ilana & Jacquelin are still unable to get together for an "official" recording. Luckily Jack gave a quick update, before the re-airing of Mercury, The Communicator. Don't worry, all will be well next week. Listen now!

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Mercury's back in Retrograde. And in true Astro-fashion, Jack & Ilana are both under the weather and unable to record this week. So we're playing an oldie! Time to go back to a previous Mercury in Retrograde so you can catch up on anything you may have missed and make sure you're ready for this one.

Basically, Ilana + Jack got into a huge f*cking fight, but don’t worry - they fixed it and they DEFINITELY made sure to bring it up this episode - because.. It’s that time of year again 🤦🏻‍♀️💫Mercury’s in retrograde from September 9 - October 2nd and we’re already feeling the breakdown. So we made sure to share a little bit about what you can expect from this season but the bulk of today’s episode is all about… You guessed it, Conflict Resolution. Basically, Ilana + Jack got into a huge f*cking fight, but don’t worry - they fixed it 🥰 and they DEFINITELY made sure to bring it up this episode - because.. Well, we know y’all want the 🍵 So they’re here to teach the rest of you: ⭐ How YOU fight ⭐ How others can “handle” you ⭐ And as always, some friendly advice from your big sisters in astrology Oh - and do us a favor, please make sure to rate, review & subscribe. We had a goal to hit a certain amount of reviews on Apple Podcast and we’re like, legit way behind 🤷🏻‍♀️ Don't forget to follow us on our socials: www.instagram.com/theviciousvirgos www.tiktok.com/@theviciousvirgos

We're talking friends! No, not the show, that's another podcast. Ilana + Jacquelin know you want them, you've got them, and they're back to help you figure out and understand your relationship with them. Tune is as we break down how each sign shows up for their besties and how you can be the BFF you were born to be. Oh, and we all know you want the dirt on that Frenemy you keep insta stalking.

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It's Virgo Season B*tches! We're starting off our Sun Sign series with the best sign in the zodiac, obvi. The notoriously critical overthinker - Virgo...A.K.A. the Virgin. Like, who else has a motto that says, "I Analyze"? Learn about all things Virgo: traits, relationships, compatibility and more. And don't forget to be productive while you're listening. After all, it's Virgo season ;)

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How can astrology help you better understand your family?

🤔Specifically - your parents.

Well… Your natal birth chart can be used in literally hundreds of ways to help you learn about yourself, and others – this extends to your parent-child relationship. Basically, by learning your OWN chart, you can begin to better understand how and WHY you interact with your parents and other family members. In fact, you don’t even need to look 👀at another person’s chart to examine your relationship with them.

What should you be taking away from this week’s episode?

⭐ Sun & Moon = masculine & feminine = dad & mom

⭐ What house your Moon falls into on your natal chart can shine a lot of light onto the type of family you had growing up

⚠️REMEMBER: If you decide to go down the rabbit hole of looking at your friends and family’s chart to figure this out for them… that each chart should be examine from the perspective of the person whose chart you’re looking at - try to do it with empathy and curiosity… aka: don’t be like us.

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Virgos and their opinions, areweright? 🙄

We threw all 12 zodiac signs into a random generator, and spun the wheel to answer questions like...How likely is someone to trust Leo with a secret? How do Sag's friends describe them? Who is Scorpio's best romantic astrological match? And literally so many more. So if you want to know what we think about you, your friends, your family, your lover and you’re secret love…listen in now 😘

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So… Destiny & Past Lives is a thing? 😲 ☝🏼First things first, hop onto your favorite natal chart app or website and find your North Node – cause if you know that, you’ll automatically know your South Node. ⭐Your North Node is all about THIS life, the one you’re currently present in - so basically your “Destiny.” ⭐Your South Node tell the story of your PAST lives - and since the past dictates the future… basically what we’re saying is, the lessons you failed to learn back then are essentially going to haunt you now. This episode is all about figuring out what lessons you might’ve missed in the past, and how you can heal and find your purpose now.  Don't forget to follow us on our socials: www.instagram.com/theviciousvirgos www.tiktok.com/@theviciousvirgos

Ok but honestly heartbreak is part of life, it’s universal, it’s common, but it’s absolutely one of the most painful things we’ll ever experience 😭 From romantic breakups to friendships that end, and of course–there’s heartbreak from a loss. Heartbreak feels as real as it is. It makes us vulnerable, helpless, and *hopefully* reflective.

Whether you’ve gone through it or not, we wanted to create an episode that focused on how the signs deal with heartbreak--how do they cope, what makes them feel better, and how do they heal 😘

Thankfully 🙏 astrology offers so much insight into breakups. Your zodiac or sun sign defines your personality, general preferences, and how you interact with the world. It also reveals how you flirt, connect, and your intimacy. So of course this is our go-to sign when it comes to looking at breakups.

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Oh hey Woo Woo Crew! This week we’re taking a little trip to a place we like to call the ✨magical woo woo land of the unknown✨ Yes - that’s right, we’re pivoting off course from the usual astrology shit to bring you something new, something fresh, but don’t worry - it’s still something weird… auras 🌈 Everything around us has energy, literally we’re MADE UP of energy. So obviously - it would make sense - that some of us who are sensitive, can actually SEE that energy 😲 Let’s play a guessing game - listen to the episode & drop what aura you think you have, and what your friends think you have. We’re curious to know… what vibe do YOU put off. Don’t forget to follow us on our socials: www.instagram.com/theviciousvirgos/ www.tiktok.com/theviciousvirgos

We had a questions box 🗳️ up last week on our Instagram stories and oh my god did you give us the goods. Okay, tbh - some of y’all did NOT listen to “Surviving Mercury Retrograde” and it really shows. Regardless, we answered them anyway. Get ready for the FIRST OFFICIAL Q&A episode! We made sure to tag everyone who’s questions we answered, and if you liked this episode - let us know 👇 Don’t forget to follow us on our socials: www.instagram.com/theviciousvirgos/ www.tiktok.com/theviciousvirgos

If you’ve been paying attention, you know Ilana + Jack have been DYING 💀 to learn more about this & it all started way back to last April when Ilana booked Jack an appointment with an astrologer🪐 So WTF is your Descendant & why is it important? We’ll tell you the first part, but you need to listen to hear the rest 😘 Your Descendant is the exact opposite of your Ascendant or Rising sign. So if you’re a rising Sag (cough*ILANA*cough), then your Descendant is … wait for it… Gemini ♊It’s essentially your shadow self - the part of other than annoys the sh*t out of you, yeah - hello projection. Want to know more? Guess you’ll just have t

Earth signs are pleasure weeks who delight in matters of the flesh 🥰 Sex, Food, Sleep, a stiff drink, and a soft bed. These grounded babies have to feel comfortable in their surroundings and at home in their skin. They’re connected to their bodies & desires in a way that has them CONSTANTLY seeking to understand: What is my “purpose?” 🤔 All about Earth Signs kicks off the 2nd episode in our “Elemental” series - don’t forget to check out “All About Fire Signs” while you’re at it 😘

Episode 32 is on FI-YAH (we gagged writing that, so cheesy)🎤 Each zodiac sign is ruled by an element 💫 Whether that’s Water, Fire, Air or Earth. This week we’re breaking down what it means to be a “Fire 🔥 Sign,” as a part of our Elements Series… so maybe you’ll finally understand what Ilana & Jack mean when they say, their “rising fire is showing.” 😉

Who’s your Daddy? Oh, that’s right - Saturn is 🪐 There to tell you to get real, grow TF up, and get yourself back on track so you can actually achieve those dreams you keep journalling about (we’re so proud that you journal 🥰). This is the time to get serious and think about WHO you really are - what kind of legacy do you want to leave behind? What mark do you want to make on the world - if any? Make sure to listen to this week’s episode as Ilana & Jack tell you what you can expect during YOUR Saturn Return. Whether it’s your first time around or your second, we’ll dive into each sign and tell you exactly what’s in store for your Return. We don’t want to spoil it - but this episode is DEFINITELY rated “E” - you know, for *extra special*... ha!