The Blatino Nerd!
By Jordy Perez
The Blatino Nerd!Jan 21, 2021
Ding Dong, Hello! It's The Rumble Post-Show Episode! - Part One
In the first of a two part episode series, I'm joined by Lexa Rose, and Books and Body Slams. We talk the Rumble, the Attitude Era, and the allegations against Vince McMahons.
Katie's Farm Fresh Butt Nuggets 2: The 2nd One
On this episode, I'm rejoined by Katie James, who was part of the very first season of the show! We talk band tees, Canadian drugs, Video Game based movies, and spoil a few Supermassive games!!
SPOILER ALERT! - We talk about The Quarry, Life is Strange, and the Dark Pictures Anthology, and spoil a few endings.
Dedicated to the memory of Darryl Glover.
The Blatino Game Awards!!
The Game Awards sucked. Let's be real. So I decided to fix it and make my own, with your help! With the help of your votes on social media, we have our own awards show! Check out who you voted for, and who won!! Dedicated to Darryl Glover.
The Blatino/LaBruja Episode
On this episode, I'm joined by my Nostalgia Ninjas co-host, Maria LaBruja! We talk gaming, pets, mental health, and just our fondest memories of growing up as inner city youths. Episode dedicated to the memory of Darryl Glover.
The 3rd Annual Survivor Series Hoedown!
On this episode, I'm joined by Mags and Lexa Rose once again to talk Survivor Series, amongst other things. We talk wargames, Sylvester Stallone, and come up with an idea for a potential new series! Check this one out, and enjoy yourself.
In Memory of Darryl Glover.
That One With the Band Audiovent!
After a 20 year breakup, Audiovent is back, and they came through to chat with everyone's favorite Podcaster! We talk the new upcoming single, post breakup endeavors, and even horror movies! Check out the episode, and the new single "Sleepless Machine", which hits streaming on October 20th!
The Blatino's Favorite Games of 2023, So Far....
In this episode, I discuss my favorite episodes of the halfway mark of 2023! Are any of your favorites here?
The Strange Tale of Lil' Tay
She took the internet by storm as the "youngest flexer of the century", but there's more to this young star than meets the eye. Something strange, and maybe even sinister. Join me as I examine the bizarre story of Lil Tay.
Episode 45: The Band Episode
In an episode many of you have requested, and the longest I've done solo, I finally spill the tea on the most memorable encounters I've had with bands. From playing Hackey sack, to trading clothes, and in one case, a physical altercation! I finally tell these stories at length, uncut, and in full detail. Enjoy!
A Song for a Thundercat
Two weeks ago, my family took a crippling blow. We lost my big sister, Jertarra, unexpectedly at the age of 37. On Friday, March 31st, we laid her to rest. This is a special episode where I talk my favorite memories of her, my entire family, and just how special of a person she was. I miss her already.
Episode 43: That 2003 Show
Mags, Bee, Bad Wolf, and myself set out to discuss our favorite albums of 2003, but instead it devolved into a look at the Dallas Cowboys, Mags and I defending St. Anger, and some of the wildest hot takes any of us have ever had about music. Join us for the most hilarious Blatino Nerd episode yet!! Karl, give us some good hashtags please!!
Episode 42: The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
This episode is a reintroduction of the Blatino Nerd. I went back and listened to the 1st episode (not my best), and got re-inspired and reminded of why I do this in the first place. It's for you. Whether this is your first episode, or you're returning, welcome :)
3 Hot Mics, 3 Hot Hosts, 3 Madrigals, 1 Cup
The Blatino Nerd is back! After a long hiatus, Season 3 is upon us! Joining Me this episode are my best friend and Slaughter Sluts co-host Maggie, and former pro wrestler Lexa Rose! We talk any and everything from Cody Rhodes to Encanto!! Check out the most hilarious episode yet!!
Episode 40: A Hecklemania Moment - Night 1
Join the Nerd, Mags, Liddy, pro wrestler Morgan Black, and the newly unretired Von, as we rundown Night 1 of Wrestlemania. We give a match by match rundown of our favorite Mania moments, and I have a breakdown when a certain match is mentioned. Its a rare moment for the Nerd, and one you don't wanna miss!!
Episode 39: Swipe Right for Insanity....
For this episode, I'm joined by my Slaughter Sluts co-host Mags, Jess Alexander, and Lindsey Mara, as we discuss the "joys" of online dating. The girls talk some of their wildest dating experiences, while I try to convince them that The Loup was a real thing (google it). We also share some of the wildest experiences our listeners have had, including one especially bone chilling one.
The Joys of Retro Gaming: An Episode Recorded at Digital Press
Episode 37: You Like Krabby Patties, Don't You Squidward?
On this double length episode, I'm joined by Slay Guevara, and former wrestler, Lexa Rose. We talk the infamous Plane Ride from Hell, Spongebob, and the incident that almost derailed Lexa's in-ring career. In the midst of all this, Slay's cat, Gremlin somehow becomes the star of the show, Join us for the most important, yet hilarious episode yet!
TRIGGER WARNING: Contains mention of Sexual Assault, depression, Body Dysmorphia
Episode 36: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!
This episode focuses on the unrealistic goals we set upon unrealistic people when we expect celebrities to raise our children.
Episode 35: What Does This Button Do?! - A Look at Console Modding
DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE! This episode discusses console modding dos and don'ts (like modding the console itself, you monsters!), a look at some of the more popular mods, and the legal ramifications of modding. Keep in mind that I do not condone modding consoles, and as such, this episode does not contain any information on how to or where to get console modding tools. Do it yourselves, ya scurvy cur!
Episode 34: In Defense of the Wii U
It was meant to be Nintendo's Magnum Opus. Instead, it was a colossal misfire. However, was the Wii U really that bad? Find out what I think in this episode. I REALLY hate Zombi U.
Episode 33: The One Where Jordan Talks About Friday the 13th
It is the most exciting and reviled day of the year, and it sometimes happens more than once! On this episode, I talk about Triskaidekaphobia, the fear of the number 13.
Episode 32: Tania Head, The 9/11 Survivor Who Wasn't
Tania Head led a network of survivors of 9/11. She helped them heal, gave them something to hold to, and inspired others around the world. Then, it all came crashing when it was discovered that she was never even there.
Episode 31: Erika Spondike Please!!
On this episode, I’m joined by actress/tiktoker Erika Spondike! You may know her as tiktok’s resident Amanda Show reenactor! We talk the Amanda Show, 90s Nick, social media, and Omegle!! She even learns the ways of the Loup from yours truly! This was a lot of fun, and this is an episode you don’t wanna miss!! NOW WHERE’S AMANDA?!
So Three Tiktokers walk into a Podcast…..
Join me, Slay, and professional wrestler/TikTok Comedian Morgan Black, as we talk wrestling, TikTok, stupid people, and overall silliness. The show takes a funny turn when an unforeseen Bathroom break results in Slay taking over The Blatino Nerd podcast!
Episode 29: Immoral Kombat!
I'm back with Bee, and we talk Mortal Kombat, Killer Instinct, and video game based films in general! We also trigger a lot of you with mention of a particular anime based meme. As always, hilarity ensues!!
Episode 28: The Slay and Jay Wrestlemania Revue!!
Wrestlemania 37 was a 2 day spectacle, and the first time in over a year that WWE had it's superstars perform for a live crowd. The first night was historic in many ways. The second night? Ehhhh, just listen in to hear our thoughts, because like always, we have a lot of them.
Episode 27: Rose the Mermaid
My guest this week is new artist, singer/songwriter Rose the Mermaid! We talk her debut single, "Tides", her beginnings, her favorite movie, ice cream, and more!!
Episode 26: Your Favorites Are Trash.
Joss and Whedon and Dan Schneider are responsible for some of the biggest tv shows and films of our generation. However, beneath the exteriors lie a series of abuse allegations, and overall trashiness. Join myself, John Nicoll, and Maggie Oz as we discuss the various accusations, the windfall of it all, and just straight up berate these men. This is one for the books.
Episode 25: An Evening with James Ellsworth
He captured the hearts and imaginations of wrestling fans everywhere when he stated that "any man with two hands has a fighting chance" before meeting Braun Strowman. He then became a part of two of the more interesting storylines in WWE. This episode, I'm joined by James Ellsworth! We talk Braun Strowman, his WWE career, The Offspring, and his fiancee, who happens to be a long time friend! Join us on this great episode!
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Episode 24: Katie's Farm Fresh Butt Nuggets!!
On this episode, I'm joined by VoiceOver artist and tiktoker, Katie James! We talk audiobooks, VoiceOver work, gaming, and weird town names. We also end up googling ourselves, and some very interesting results pop up, hence the title!!
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Episode 23: The Feodor Lark Redemption Arc
On the first episode of 2021, what starts out as 3 nerds gushing over Power Ranger devolves into discussions about porn parodies, murder, hentai and Mewtwo's ankles!! Join myself, Bee, and Feodor Lark for what is a glimpse into what a wild ride 2021 is going to be!! You won't wanna miss it!!
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Episode 22.5: The World's Greatest Announce Team? Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
More of the World's Greatest Announce Team! We're here with more wrestling hot takes, Matt Riddle ridicule, and the problem with Vince McMahon! Join us for round 2!! You won't regret it!!
Episode 22: The Greatest Announce Team Ever? Part 1
I'm once again joined by Slay Guevara, and this time, seated at the table is our dear friend, wrestling tiktok star, Von! The 3 of us pick apart our likes, dislikes, and just overall horrid aspects of pro wrestling! We cover everything from Vince McMahon, the Women's evolution, and why Von hates Cody Rhodes!! This was a convo for the ages, and there was so much to cover, we had to do it twice! Join us for part 1 of this amazing convo, and have a great laugh too!!
Episode 21: The Jay and Slay Connection Survivor Series Post-Show Shit Show
Survivor Series was this past Sunday, and well, it certainly was an event. On this episode, i'm once again joined by Slay Guevara, and we talk about the card, on thoughts on each match, and who had the match of the night. We also proceed to shit talk nearly every aspect of the show, even the good ones, and just give our thoughts on the product overall. You don't wanna miss this one!
Dedicated to the memory of Keith V. Caiola.
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Episode 20: The Case of Dee Dee Blanchard
It is one of the most shocking murder cases of the century. The murder of Dee Dee Blanchard at the hands of her own daughter, Gypsy is either a case of stone cold murder, or karma doing its due depending on who you ask. On my 20th episode, I'm joined by Maggie Oz, Jenn Rodriguez, and Lori Stuart as we discuss the details of the murder, and our individual takes on this harrowing case.
Episode 19: The Blatino Nerd & Slay Guevara's Survivor Series Spectacular!
It's the last of WWE's Big Four PPV events. It's all about brand supremacy, and The Nerd and my buddy from Scotland, Drag Queen, TikToker, and wrestling superfan, Slay Guevara bring you our thoughts on Survivor Series, Hulk Hogan, and Slay's thoughts on Matt Riddle! It's the show before the show, and you don't wanna miss it!!
Episode 18: 20/Twenty with Jehry Robinson!
On this episode, I chop it up with Strange Music's newest sensation, Jehry Robinson! We talk his album, how he came to be Strange, his label FBA, and plans for 20/Twenty One.
Episode 17: 2 30 Something Former Scene Kids Walk into a Bar......
Once again, I'm joined by Shreddy Kreuger herself, Kara! This time, we reminisce on the most iconic scene albums of the early 00s! From Linkin Park to Underoath, and everyone in between! Come join us as we gush about the music that shaped a generation!!
Episode 16: The Horror Movie Episode!
Join my co-host Jenn, my friend Kara, and myself as we reminisce about our favorite horror classics, with a special guest towards the end!
Episode 15: The Women of Star Wars
They've been met with either extremely warm reception, or have been booed out of the universe. On this episode, Jenn Rodriguez, Amanda Silvestri, and Feodor Lark join me in an analysis/pining over of our favorite SW gals, and the impact they've had overall, and how they've endured in a male dominated universe.
Episode 14: The Father-Daughter-Auntie Episode
Join my daughter, Hayley, returning guest Kristi, and myself as we talk about Hayley's favorite subject, herself!!
Episode 13: The Tiger Games - Fond Childhood Memory, or Relic Better Forgotten?
They were one of the most iconic toys of the 90s. The Tiger Electronic Handheld games were everywhere. Have they aged well? Listen to my episode to find out!!!
Episode 12: Chadwick Boseman, A Real Life Superhero
The world was rocked by the sudden loss of Chadwick Boseman at the age of 43 on August 28th due to Stage IV Colon Cancer. This episode is made in memory of him. I'm joined by my friends and fellow nerds Jenn Rodriguez, Maggie Oz, and John Nicoll, as we share the impact he had on us personally, as well as the print he left on all of the world. RIP Chadwick, and thank you for service.
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Episode 11: Enter the Fandome
DC Fandome was this weekend, and did not disappoint!! We got it all from new movies, and comics, to video games and The Batman!! Here's my take on the weekend's hottest event!!
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Episode 10: A Lark, A Me, It's Very Clear to See!!!
Joining for this episode is former actor Feodor Lark, who played Bridgette DuBois on the hit show Medium!! Join us as we discuss his time on the show, life after the show, cereal, 19th century black authors, and The Muppets!!
Episode 9: Bee Nerdy!!
Join in the conversation I have with my friend Bee, The Social Media Everywoman, as we talk about Cons, Youtube, Anime, Baking for Dogs, and the controversial Castlevania II: Simon's Quest!! This is probably the nerdiest episode yet!!
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Spice Girls: An American/British Institution!!
Join me, and my sister Kawaii, as we talk about our love for all things Spice!!
Episode 7: RIP Warped Tour!!
It was the event of the summer. It was the event of our generation. The Warped Tour is no more, and we are left with the memories of what was probably the most important event of our adolescence. I discuss the history of the Warped Tour, its impact on my life, and some of my favorite memories.
Episode 6: A Song for Where I'm From
It hurts my heart to see what my city has become. Forget what you read about Paterson, NJ. I'm here to give you a history on my city. To tell you what it is, what it was, and what it will become. I poured my heart and soul into this one, so in an usual twist, I left everything in this episode. Nothing was taken out. You get all of my feelings on this one. Paterson, NJ. We got this.
Episode 5: The Nerd & The Sorcerer
Online sex work has always been a topic that elicits curiosity, excitement, and controversy all at once. It remains a hot button topic on social media, internet, and all media in general. On this episode, I sit down with MasterSorcerer, a great friend of mine who works in the industry, to discuss the pros, cons, stigmas, oddities, and overall life in general of online sex workers. We talk about requests, kinks, and somehow, Betty White. This one isn't for the little ones, ladies and gents. This is strictly for the grown folks.