The Evening Toast

We review Dogfish Head Brewery's Sea Quench Ale Session Sour. A special guest appears. We talk about time a little bit. Dakota has a new job. Which part of a robot would you want to be your new parts? We finally talk about El Camino. Lots of "Would you Rather" questions. Our endings are supposed to get better, but I don't think they are. 

We review Sierra Nevada Brewing Co's Hazy Little Thing IPA. Why do beluga whales suck so much? We don't really know, but we hope you agree. Football in your dreams. We ask each other some questions while we ride an elevator. But seriously, on a scale from one to beluga whale how much do beluga whales suck? Answer: Beluga whales. They're the worst. God they suck. 

We review Brasseurs Sans Gluten's Gluten-Free Glutenburg IPA. We promise that we really didn't want to like it. This episode starts off gross, but it gets better. Dakota learned something new. Is this real? Are we here? Arpeggio. We bother Mariah a lot, if you listen closely you can hear her eye roll. You should watch the matrix. This one is a little all over the place, good luck. 

We review Yards Brewing Company's Loyal Lager. Itchy butt worms. Who's that masked singer? Lifting for the Lord. Vaccines don't cause autism. Old man poops. 5 second summaries. But seriously everyone, just vaccinate your kids. You won't get autism. It was a fake study. He lost his license and is in jail. Enjoy!

We review Southern Tier Brewing Co's 2XIPA. Connor gets unlucky. We ask each other questions that lead to love. Farm animal shirts. I guess that's it. Uhh... post the toast, yo. 

We review Saint Boniface Craft Brewing Co's Libation DIPA. We've been too serious, let's change that. Is Dakota in love, or is it just a crush? The apartment scandal is exposed. Breaking into song the best way we know how. This one might get a little loud, sorry in advance. 

We review Goose Island Brewery's Next Coast IPA. An exposed inside joke. Connor's big news. Horror stories in real life. Body image. Hair, let's talk about it. I feel like this should be longer. 

We review Brooklyn Brewery's Summer Ale. New drinking methods. Favorite comedians. We talk about stand up. Connor gets distracted by the VMAs. We hypothetically ask each other some hypothetical questions. 

Season 2 is upon us after a long hiatus! We review Dogfish Head Brewery's Namaste White Belgian-Style Witbier. Connor tells us about his terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day in New York City. We reminisce about the old days with scary YouTube videos and sleepovers. Riddles are solved. Way too many animal legs are discussed. Drip Master Drip the series. 

We review Johnnie Walker's White Walker Blended Scotch Whisky. We make a big announcement. Car beats person, every time. What type of animal makes the best lawyer? How in the world do humans grow? Wait, there are how many different knots? Dreams are weird. We try to name our top 10 influential movies and TV shows, but just end up naming a bunch of good ones. 

We review Ever Grain Brewing Company's Joose Juicy IPA. This episode has everything: bears evading the IRS, Disney channel back on the attack, what makes you attracted to other people, how do old people drink piping-hot coffee, Connor's version of Grease, can bears be sad? Then we talk about living for a while, I guess. 

We review Two Roads Ol'Factory Pils. Renae is back, back, back, back again. Next time she should tell her friends. Weirdest intro question yet. THROW IT OUT! They're out of honey mustard! My trunk exploded. Should surgeons be able to drop things? Stop lifting wrong, it's annoying. Pokemon prescription medication. We get hypothetical, and get our next podcast topic. 

We review Victory Brewing Company's Juice Boost. We have a very special guest, and it's our 20th episode! I see dead people. Draw me like one of your french girls. What the heck! Sibling revelry. Title of your sex tape. Are we going thrift shopping? Conspiracies out the wazoo. Another long one. 

We review Brewdog's Punk IPA. Perfect Aerosmith timing. Saint Patrick's Day and other obscure holidays. Lunch room brawls. Bed time paradox. Drinking age. First time driving. Kanye vs Elon. Let's put satellites everywhere. Celebrity holiday bash. I don't know, it's a kind of a mess. 

We review Captain Lawrence Brewing Company's Orbital Tilt IPA. Curses for always and eternity. The Bachelor needs to stop. 12 year old birthday parties. Spring break. Three documentaries. Do flip flops make you taller? Connor gets real. 36 hours. Expect this patronum. 

We review Pizza Boy Brewing's Haters' Tears Gose. We have a very special guest. Wait, what's K-Pop? How much does it make? Top 100 song differences: past and present. Could you kill that animal? How hard are sports anyway? Dakota has no idea. Full circle back to condiments and pizza. 

We review Rogue Brewing Company's Dead Guy Ale. Nautical adventures. Hollywood's biggest night. Commercials strike back. Dietary restrictions. What exactly is a sandwich? Improper gym attire. Things not to eat in the locker room. This years best picture nominees. Owls are birds too.

We review Philadelphia Brewing Company's Walt Wit Unfiltered Belgian-Style White Ale. Love smells sweaty. Sorry Jay Z. Tunnels: what's going on? Fight the cliché. Love advice from two dudes. Our take on the beginning. Creepy breaking and entering. How we think babies work. Women are superheroes. Connor and Dakota: the journey. 

We review Southern Tier's Barrel House Series Rum Barrel Aged Pumking. Richard's son's exotic pet richard's richard. The best episode of the Bachelor yet. Crude medical practices from the 1300's. The Grammy's. And there is a Wizard with a magic camera. 

We review Victory Brewing Company's Sour Monkey. Sorry, but turn your volume down. Seriously. The Super Bowl sucked. The Bachelor happened. Sandblasting is the new black. Dakota spits on everything. 

We review Southern Tier Brewing Company's Barrel House Series Old Fashioned. We throw back to our childhood. DEE's of the week. We get tripped up again. Don't call me that. Proper PB&J etiquette. MoJoJoJo may be the singer JoJo. We sing in this one, so watch out. We didn't talk about anything we wanted to. This beer was strong, okay?

We review New Belgium Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPA. Episode III: Revenge of Renae. NFL overtime rules are dumb. Smelly drive-bys. Jamaican me crazy. Chris Harrison is the epitome of man. Connor and I get intimate. 

We review Great Lakes Brewing Co Dortmunder Gold Lager. Bird Box challenge. New years revolutions. #sorry Apple. Welcome to Target. Run that by me one more time.