The Paulie and Tony Fusco Show
By Paulie Fusco
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The Paulie and Tony Fusco ShowOct 06, 2022
Nick Swisher, Phillies in WORLD SERIES, Yankees EMBARRASSMENT to MLB
Former New York Yankees "champion" SHAMEFULLY ADMITS that he is rooting for the Philadelphia Phillies to beat the Houston Astros in the MLB World Series. He also tries to excuse his HORRIBLE PERFORMANCE in the 2009 Yankees-Phillies World Series. Plus, the guys give some SMART ADVICE for Dak Prescott and the Dallas Cowboys.
RJ Ochoa, Cowboys media making FALSE NARRATIVE about Eagles DECISIVE win
Paulie and Tony take on the MAINSTREAM MEDIA for MAKING FALSE NARRATIVES about the Philadelphia Eagles DECISIVE 26-17 win over the Dallas Cowboys on NFL Sunday Night Football. They bring on RJ Ochoa, Cowboys writer for “Blogging the Boys”, and teach him why it was HARDER for the Eagles to beat Cooper Rush than Dak Prescott.
Dean Blandino, our fixes for DUMB NFL roughing the passer rules, Davante Adams IS INNOCENT
Paulie and Tony tell Former (Senior) NFL VP of Officiating Dean Blandino how to fix the NFL's dumb roughing the passer rules after TERRIBLE calls in Falcons-Bucs for crybaby Tom Brady and Raiders-Chiefs for Derek Carr. They also explain why Davante Adams IS INNOCENT and why the Panthers should SHUT DOWN THE SEASON.
Cowboys HIDING TRUTH about Dak, Aaron Judge MEDIA CONTROVERSY, NFL makes BAD moves
Paulie and Tony go straight to the Dallas Cowboys organization to try and get answers from pre-game and post-game host Kyle Youmans. They also tackle the MEDIA CONTROVERSY behind the Aaron Judge home run chase. Plus, they criticize the NFL for making MORE TERRIBLE MOVES.
SHAMEFUL Tom Brady coverage, Eagles CRUSH Lions & Vikings, MNF controversy, NFL Predictions
Paulie and Tony go to war with their colleagues in sports talk over their SHAMEFUL coverage of Tom Brady’s marriage problems. They also explain why the Eagles 2-0 start is the greatest in history. Plus, they defend Monday Night Football after its controversial broadcast.
Guest: Micah Parsons, Dak Prescott hurt AGAIN, Rams and Bills EMBARRASSMENT
Dallas Cowboys linebacker Micah Parsons joins the show to discuss the injury to Dak Prescott. Paulie and Tony also explain how the Los Angeles Rams and Buffalo Bills EMBARRASSED themselves in NFL Week 1. Brought to you by LinkedIn.
Aaron Torres, College Football Playoff NEEDS TO DIE, Aaron Donald deserves APOLOGY from Bengals
Tony CONFRONTS the Colts at Lucas Oil Stadium, how Dak RUINED the Cowboys
Since the Colts BLOCKED the show's request to interview Nick Foles, Tony GOES TO Lucas Oil Stadium to confront the team. Plus, why Dak Prescott is 100% RESPONSIBLE for the Tyron Smith injury and the Dallas Cowboys' now-RUINED season.
Deshaun Watson UNFAIR suspension from NFL & Browns + what Tom Brady is HIDING from Bucs
The guys explain why Deshaun Watson's suspension gives the Cleveland Browns a TOTALLY UNFAIR advantage. Plus, they present the REAL reason why Tom Brady has abandoned the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Then Tampa Bay radio host Aaron Jacobson (foolishly) tries to poke holes in their explanation.
Rob Parker, Pete Rose UNFAIRLY attacked, troubling Little League moment
Paulie & Tony defend Phillies and Reds legend Pete Rose after he drew fire for using a so-caller "obscene" word during a baseball game broadcast. They also discuss that Little League hug is TROUBLING. Then, Fox Sports Radio host Rob Parker tries (and fails) to tell the guys they're wrong.
SMART move by Nick Sirianni with Jalen Hurts & Eagles, how Belichick & Patriots BLEW IT
Paulie and Tony applaud Eagles coach Nick Sirianni for his SMART move with Jalen Hurts and why Bill Belichick & the Patriots must be JEALOUS. Plus, they explain why the Cardinals BOTCHED the Kyler Murray situation, and why they support ex-Steelers QB Big Ben after his so-called "controversial" comments about young NFL players being coddled.
Bears legend Jim McMahon on Zach Wilson's mom's friend SCANDAL
Jim McMahon, Super Bowl-winning QB for the 1985 Chicago Bears, gives his advice to New York Jets QB Zach Wilson after Wilson's ex-girlfriend alleged that he was engaged in an ILLICIT relationship with his mother's best friend. McMahon also discusses if he ever faced a similar situation with his mother's best friends.
ORIGINAL Bucs Super Bowl QB Brad Johnson says Tom Brady could be DONE in Tampa
The ORIGINAL Buccaneers Super Bowl-winning quarterback Brad Johnson says that he thinks Tom Brady could get replaced by Jimmy Garapolo (or Garropolo?) on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
BIG problem with Draymond, Durant and the NBA "new media"
Paulie and Tony give their SMART takes on the problem with Draymond Green, Kevin Durant and the so-called "new media". They also discuss how Shohei Ohtani will change the MLB forever, and they introduce a TERRIFIC new segment.
Warriors SHAMEFUL NBA Finals vs Celtics, Del Rio UNFAIRLY attacked, LIV Tour sucks
Paulie and Tony explain the SHAMEFUL behavior of the Golden State Warriors and why they DON'T DESERVE to win the NBA Finals. They also respond to the unfortunate attack on Commanders DC Jack Del Rio, and explain why the PGA Tour Commissioner is rightly PISSED at Phil Mickelson and the golfers leaving for the LIV tour.
Jason McIntyre, SMART way to stop Steph & Warriors and fix NBA
Paulie and Tony tell FOOLISH Fox Sports host Jason McIntyre about their SMART plan to stop Steph Curry and the Golden State Warriors... but the idea goes way over McIntyre's head because he doesn't know anything about basketball or sports.
Vikings legend Ed Marinaro SPEAKS OUT on the RUDE incident at NFL Draft, PFT's Mike Florio
In an EXCLUSIVE interview, NFL and college football legend Ed Marinaro speaks out about the RUDE treatment he was given at NFL Draft in Las Vegas while announcing the Minnesota Vikings pick. He also addresses the equally disrespectful treatment he's been given by losers on Twitter and also Pro Football Talk's Mike Florio.
The ULTIMATE Top 10 All-Time NBA Playoff Performers list (NO LEBRON!!)
NBA experts Paulie and Tony Fusco rank the Top 10 NBA playoff performers of all time and explain why so-called "basketball legends" like Michael Jordan and LeBron James are EXTREMELY OVERRATED, and why a certain Bucks-Nets legend TOTALLY ISN'T.
Chris Broussard gets SCHOOLED on NBA playoffs, Embiid-76ers, Russell Westbrook
Fox Sports host Chris Broussard gets SCHOOLED by Paulie and Tony on many topics. They show him why the Philadelphia 76ers are NBA title LOCKS, the Russell Westbrook stats that ACTUALLY matter for the Lakers, and why Baker Mayfield SHOULD be pissed at the Cleveland Browns.
Bill Romanowski REVEALS 49ers and Eagles secrets, talks Aaron Rodgers PROBLEM
Paulie and Tony try to get 4-time Super Bowl champ Bill Romanowski to explain why he FAILED to win a Super Bowl with the Philadelphia Eagles. They wind up getting him to reveal some deep secrets about the San Francisco 49ers. Also, they discuss the glaring problem with Packers QB Aaron Rodgers, how the Steelers won the NFL offseason, and why they predicted Gonzaga's downfall before the season even started.
Jeff Pearlman, HBO's "Winning Time" Sucks, SMART Wentz & Russ Trades
So-called "best-selling author" Jeff Pearlman comes back to the show to discuss HBO's "Winning Time" which is apparently based on a book he wrote about the 1980s Lakers, which makes absolutely no sense because we all know it's a true story. Also, "Where Paulie and Tony were right" on why the Seahawks won the Russell Wilson trade and the Eagles' Carson Wentz plan is working perfectly. Presented by Vinnie's Shoe Bin.
Ben Simmons DUMPED, Dak's SMART MOVE, Urban Meyer WRONGED
Paulie and Tony are back after some lengthy and, frankly, hostile contract negotiations. But that hasn't stopped them from bringing the SMARTEST takes in the business. Now you FINALLY get to hear what they have to say the TERRIFIC Ben Simmons-James Harden trade, the Dallas Cowboys playoff loss, Urban Meyer getting UNFAIRLY fired by the Jaguars, and also that CRAPPY Michael Jordan documentary "The Last Dance". It's, as usual, another flawless show.
Eric Eager, PFF's Horrible NFL QB Rankings
In response to the TERRIBLE QB rankings released by the nerds at Pro Football Focus, the guys bring on Eric Eager (PFF's VP of Research and Development) to explain what the hell he and his fellow nerds were thinking. Plus, they expose THE TRUTH behind the list and why it's TOTAL BULLSHIT.
It's podcast gold, people.
Ian Joy, Why Soccer Sucks, Great People in Sports Media
The guys bring on soccer analyst Ian Joy (CBS Sports, YES Network) and explain to him why soccer is a terrible sport and extremely boring. They also give Ian slam-dunk ways to improve the game 1000%.
Plus, a new segment called "Great People in Sports Media" where Paulie & Tony salute the people who are doing it the right way.
It's podcast gold, people!
Yaron Weitzman cancels, Jason "J-Stew" Stewart, Sixers BLOW IT, Ben Simmons Landing Spots
The most turbulent episode in the history of the show. Fox Sports/Bleacher Report writer Yaron Weitzman cancels at the very last minute due to an unforseen circumstance and, since Producer Jay (...who sucks at his job) can't fix the problem, Paulie and Tony turn to an old friend in the business, former producer for Jim Rome, Jason "J-Stew" Stewart.
Plus, Paulie and Tony give you the Top 5 Landing Spots for the shitty Ben Simmons.
It's podcast gold, people!
Chris Broussard, LeBron’s global conspiracy, PGA's COVID mistake
Plus, find out why the PGA Tour just made a terrible decision by forcing Jon Rahm to withdraw due to COVID, and why Coach K's retirement ceremony earned the guys BIG BUCKS.
It's podcast gold, people... brought to you by Rocco's Cheese Steaks.
Jay Onrait, NBA's Fan Problem, Shannon Sharpe's on-air "gaffe"
TSN sports anchor Jay Onrait gets booked on the show, for some reason nobody knows, but the guys use the occasion to dig deep into his struggles on American television and how he ruined the terrific "Fox Sports Live." Also, they also get his (somewhat ok) opinion on the recent poor fan behavior in the NBA.
Plus, the guys tell you why we should all apologize to an NBA legend, why Shannon Sharpe did NOT make a mistake, and why ESPN just hit another massive programming home run.
It's podcast gold... all presented by Rocco's Cheese Steaks.
Eddie House, Why Superteams SUCK, Sixers complete the process
The guys bring on NBA Champion Eddie House to explain how he helped ruin basketball by joining the "Big 3" Celtics and LeBron's Heat. Also, they discover something about Eddie that, frankly, he should've kept to himself.
Plus, find out why the Philadelphia 76ers and Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirianni are ALREADY winners, and -- speaking of winners -- how Paulie and Tony hit a HUGE bet over the weekend in golf.
It's podcast gold... all brought you by the good people at Hot Pockets.
Rob Parker, Albert Pujols DISRESPECTED, Hall of Fame Mistake
Paulie and Tony tell Fox Sports Radio's Rob Parker why the Angels RUDELY DISRESPECTED the legend Albert Pujols by dumping him. They also present a solution that will turn around Pujols' career and please baseball fans everywhere.
Plus, they uncover the SHOCKING truth about Rob's votes for the Baseball Hall of Fame.
It's podcast gold, people!
Joe Tessitore, Terrible Kentucky Derby Scandal, Problem with "Holey Moley"
Plus, Paulie and Tony do an educational deep-dive on the proud history of horse racing.
It's podcast gold, people!
Ryan Leaf, Post NFL Draft Analysis, Advice for Trevor Lawrence
Plus, Paulie and Tony give you their list of the Top 5 Most Underappreciated QB Draft Picks of All Time.
It's podcast gold, people!
Andrew Bogut, How Steph bullied him, Warriors' tainted NBA title
NBA Champion and #1 Overall Pick Andrew Bogut reveals the shocking truth about how the Warriors mistreated him TERRIBLY. Hear him open up about the cruel and unusual treatment he suffered at the hands of so-called "MVP" Steph Curry.
Also, Paulie and Tony do a deep dive on how all this nonsense 3-point shooting goes against everything, not just in basketball, but outside of basketball too.
It's sports journalism at its finest!
Rob Stone, PBA Bowling crisis, Trevor Lawrence's DUMB comment
Also, the guys explain why Trevor Lawrence has his priorities ALL WRONG, why Mark Sanchez just insulted one of the NFL's legendary coaches, and why Joe Namath is the greatest football analyst of our time.
It's podcast gold, people!
John Ourand, FOX replacing Aikman, PGA's drastic Tiger Woods decision
So-called "respected sports media journalist" John Ourand of the Sports Business Journal tries to one-up Paulie and Tony by delivering breaking news, right after the guys drop three huge bombs WHICH ARE MUCH BIGGER.
Hear about the massive shake-up coming to the FOX NFL booth, how LeBron's SHAMEFUL secret just got exposed, and why the PGA is taking a DRASTIC measure to get Tiger Woods back on tour.
It's podcast gold, people!
Spring Break Message from Paulie & Tony
Paulie and Tony graciously take time out of their much-deserved vacation to send a heartfelt message to their millions of listeners.
Mike Hill, ESPN Secrets Revealed, Mind-blowing LeBron theory
Paulie and Tony hold a "career intervention" to help veteran sports broadcaster Mike Hill find his way back to sports. They also use their incredible journalism skills to get him to reveal secrets about his days at ESPN's SportsCenter.
Plus, the guys tell you their mind-blowing theory on why LeBron got injured, and they also explain why the Eagles just screwed up like never before. Oh wait... EXACTLY like before.
It's podcast gold, people!
Jason Whitlock, His Fight with Outkick, Why LaVar Ball is the GOAT
The most CONTROVERSIAL figure in sports media vs. the most BELOVED figures in sports media.
Jason Whitlock comes on the show and tries to deny the allegations about what REALLY went down at Outkick. He also drops some bombs himself about his not-so-good relationship with the site’s founder Clay Travis. He also refuses to apologize for all the people he's pissed off in the past.
PLUS, find out why LaVar Ball is the NBA GOAT, and how Gonzaga is continuing a lame trend in basketball.
It's podcast gold, people!
Doug Gottlieb, LIVE from Bally's in Atlantic City!, Dak's SMART contract
The guys EXPOSE the truth about so-called "College Basketball Expert" Doug Gottlieb. They also present him with ideas to improve the NCAA Tourney, which go WAY OVER HIS HEAD!
Also, Tony gives you his 100% LOCK to win the Tourney, and the guys explain why the Cowboys were SMART to give Dak that enormous contract.
It's podcast gold, people!
Jeff Pearlman, Worst Trend in Sports, Tony's All-Time Top 10 NBA List Returns!
The guys to bring on so-called "successful sportswriter" Jeff Pearlman to discuss the WORST trend in sports media. They ask Jeff to name the best and worst books he's written, then they pitch him much better book ideas that they came up with themselves!
Tony updates his famous Top 10 NBA All-Time NBA Players List to show you why LeBron DOESN'T EVEN COME CLOSE.
It's podcast gold, people!
Joy Taylor, Cowherd "clowns" Eagles, Aren't the Steelers Worse?, Jason Taylor's Biggest Fan Game
Paulie and Tony bring on FS1's Joy Taylor to discuss the TERRIBLE comments made by her co-host Colin Cowherd about the Eagles and Carson Wentz, and she only digs her hole FAR DEEPER!
Plus, Tony challenges Joy in a TENSE GAME to see who is the bigger fan of her brother, NFL Hall-of-Famer Jason Taylor.
Also, the guys explain why the Eagles are a truly FUNCTIONAL organization, unlike the Steelers.
It's podcast gold, people!
Ryan Field, New York is the WORST Sports City, "Guess the Value" Game, Tom Brady FOOLING everybody
An epic Philly vs. New York BEATDOWN. Paulie and Tony tell ABC7 New York Sports Anchor Ryan Field why New York is the WORST sports city. Listen as he tries to (poorly) make his argument.
Plus, the guys dig into Ryan's "Price is Right" past and get him to play a new, better game.
Also, find out why Tom Brady's Super Bowl win isn't even the biggest sports accomplishment THIS YEAR. Not... even... close.
It's podcast gold, people!
Greg Jennings, Super Bowl Takeaways, Mahomes' Mental Disorder, Brady's UNIMPRESSIVE achievement
Super Bowl Winner Greg Jennings FINALLY decides to join the show after rudely not returning texts and calls. The guys tell Greg why he made several huge career mistakes, and why he's totally wrong about Tom Brady.
Plus, find out why there's something very concerning about Patrick Mahomes' mental state. Also, the guys celebrate an IMPRESSIVE milestone.
It's podcast gold, people!
Nick Wright, LIVE from Super Bowl 55 in Tampa!, Tom Brady's X-Factor, Sirianni's GENIUS Presser
Chiefs Homers/Eagles Hater Nick Wright (Host of FS1's "First Things First") joins the guys for their Super Bowl Spectacular. Hear Nick's BIASED pick for the Bucs-Chiefs Super Bowl, and also, listen to him STILL try to explain his terrible Eagles prediction from 2018.
Also, the guys present their favorite moments from Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni's AMAZING introductory press conference.
All of it coming to you LIVE from Radio Row at the site of Super Bowl 55 in beautiful Tampa Bay!
It's podcast gold, people!
Eric Dickerson, Golfing with O.J., Tom Brady STEALING Credit, Nick Sirianni = Winner
Hall-of-Famer Eric Dickerson subs in as a guest after Andy Reid cancels. The guys are surprised to find out who Dickerson considers his all-time favorite player (hint: it's O.J. Simpson).
Also, Dickerson tells the story of how Lawrence Taylor once scared the living crap out of him.
Plus, the guys explain why Tom Brady is stealing the credit for the Bucs' Super Bowl run, and why Nick Sirianni is 100% GUARANTEED to succeed as Eagles head coach.
It's podcast gold, people!
Michael Lombardi, Super Bowl Picks, Tom Brady's Overrated Game, Kyrie's SMART disappearance
The guys have a very awkward interview with NFL Executive and TV personality Michael Lombardi. They also have a big problem with his not-so-great Super Bowl picks.
Plus, find out why you shouldn't celebrate Tom Brady's "impressive" win, and why Kyrie Irving's disappearance was SMART.
It's podcast gold, people! (...well, maybe not this one episode, but you can blame Lombardi for that)
Howie Schwab, Sports Trivia Showdown, Doug Pederson CANNED, Browns COVID shocker
ESPN legend Howie Schwab faces Tony in the "Sultan of Sports Trivia Showdown" and, let's just say, it doesn't go very well for him. Also, the guys give their not-so-fond farewell to Eagles Head Coach Doug Pederson.
Plus, find out why Nickelodeon and Lavar Ball are changing sports in a good way.
It's podcast gold, people!
Jason McIntyre, NFL Playoff Predictions, Doug Pederson's heroic move, Browns big mistake
Fox Sports radio host Jason McIntyre makes his so-called "expert picks" for the NFL playoffs, and naturally, Paulie and Tony totally SCHOOL him.
Plus, the guys tell you why Doug Pederson is a HERO, and why the Browns made another BIG mistake. Also, they make a major announcement about the show.
It's podcast gold, people!
Special Holiday Message from Paulie & Tony
The guys take time out of their busy schedules to send a special holiday message to their millions of listeners.