The Green Hour With Kurt Manfred and Stu Loretti
By The Green Hour With Kurt Manfred and Stu Loretti
The Green Hour With Kurt Manfred and Stu LorettiOct 06, 2020
I Really Let This Get Away From Me
Danny Trejo's back baby! Josh and Justin dive into how his extremely random appearance in Far Cry 6 may have come to be and discuss the 400 hundred people fighting over a single 5 pound kettle bell in an LA gym right now.
Skodove
After their largest unplanned and un-announced hiatus, Kurt and Stu/Josh and Justin return to the podcast booth with as little warning as they left it. This year's episode dives into amateur tailoring, AI dating and group chat politics before disappearing into the ether from whence it came.
It Happened At The Cart Corrall In A Winners Parking Lot
They're back. Josh and Justin return to discuss Justin's role in bringing a new type of desk/human leg to the world and Josh realizes he may not know what a wedding is.
The Call-In Special!
Kurt is flying solo this week and so he decides to take some calls from The Green Hour's many fan, who all sound vaguely (exactly) like Stu.
Steven
String cheese. Wedding MCs. Megaphones. Golfing in groups of 24. Curbside pickup roulette. Steven. What more can we say? What more could you want? It's The Green Hour baby.
The Always Relevant and Culturally Significant Bank Holiday Weekend Special Extravaganza Spectacular
We're back baby! Josh and Justin return with another miss-timed holiday special, this time celebrating the age old British tradition of the bank holiday weekend. Also: special guests Christopher Guest and Topher Grace join (by mention only).
My Kidney's In A Bag And It Says Adidas On It
Kurt, Stu, Josh and Justin return for a brand new year and a brand new level of stupidity. This time, the lads follow-up on the age old tale of the man who married a sex doll and explore what they might do if faced with hard times (spoiler: one of them winds up wearing their intestines as a tail!). Also: more ads!
The Aliens Are Alive But The Children Are Not
This week on The Green Hour: We got aliens, we got waterboarding, we got dead kids and we got aliens being waterboarded by dead kids. What more could you want?
This Episode Makes More Sense Than Tenet
Timecube baby. Let's get into it. Josh and Justin dive into a brilliant theory concocted by the self proclaimed World's Wisest Man as well as unpack the logistics of how pre-teen girls obtain erotic fan fiction novels.
Shoutout To A Severed Finger In East Germany
Josh and Justin discover their most dedicated listener is a severed finger in an eastern region of Germany! Also, we got our first sponsor!
Finding Inner Peace - It's Goatology Baby!
Josh and Justin have participated in a Raelian meditation session and are now officially part of the French sex-obsessed, alien worshipping cult. And if that doesn't work out, Justin has some ideas for a new cult based entirely on yoga and goat leather.
Judge Reinhold Wasn't Put Here To Determine Orangutan War Crimes
Josh and Justin return to The Green Hour to once again beat the dead horse issue of the rights of non-human persons, this time specifically orangutans and the grotesque war crimes they allegedly committed in the 12th century. Episode brought to you by TrueRealFacts.edu.
Cosmic Orgasms and Punishing Hitler Clones - Why The Raelians Rock
It's been a long time coming; after making his former classmates unwilling recipients of the Canadian Raelian Movement newsletter, Justin takes Josh on a deep dive into the cult he claims is simply a religious sect.
Coolio Is The Greatest Master Of Hair Since Peppa Pig
Josh and Justin return with another guest; Swiss Chris, aka Ryan. After an unexpected foray into bird decapitation, the lads venture into virtual reality, the joys of Ottawa and its suburbs, and they take another trip back into bird territory with Justin's claim of hearing a goat-bird.
Brain Cell Life Form Printed Matter
As is routine by now, Josh and Justin attempt to have coherent discussions on art, plants, bull penis and property management but fail miserably at all of it and more.
It Fondon't Pay To Do Horse Based Crimes
Josh, Justin and very first special guest of The Green Hour Bartholomew 'Chris' Jones take a deep dive into Justin's new purchase; Danny Trejo's cookbook. They discuss the world of celebrity cookbooks, an intriguing new concept for a fondue cookbook, the logistical complications of being a police officer on horseback and of course, doll cults.
Danny Don't Do Delivery
Terrence Howard's misplaced math, piss on trees and Danny Trejo's sweet, tangy tacos are at the top of Josh and Justin's minds on this episode of The Green Hour.
Is My Spiderman Neighbour Really Tony Hawk? An Inquiry
Josh and Justin suggest their ideas for the greatest crossovers of all time, Justin uncovers a Tony Hawk's Pro Skater conspiracy theory rooted in Josh's terrible smelling Spiderman neighbour and Josh unknowingly hypothesizes accurate tales of death by Segway.
Sandra's On The Prowl
In this bite sized snack sized episode, Josh and Justin revisit the case to have apes granted non-human persons status after discovering that one in fact has been.
A Fantastically Premature Halloween Special
On the 76th anniversary of D Day, Josh and Justin discuss the inevitable; the weird, wacky world of Halloween. Episode may contain aliens, cowboys, fauns and Tom Delonge.
Open Heart Surgery On The Beach
In their second episode back, Josh and Justin imagine a romcom starring Christoph Waltz and Drew Barrymore and discuss the possibility of using penguin shit-produced laughing gas for dental procedures.
You Can Drool On The Table
Josh and Justin discuss human taxidermy, artistic endeavours on Jack Astors' tables, hostile karaoke nights and the most unnecessarily long winded short film release strategy of all time.
The More You Pay, The Less You Get
Kurt and Stu deliver some devastating news about Kurt and Stu, plus discuss the ups and downs of Uber, the glory of sports fights and have a weird day with Kristen Stewart on a Choose Your Own Adventure game.
Gorillas In Your Local Library
In the third episode of The Green Hour, Josh and Justin admit that Kurt and Stu are gone forever before contemplating the lack of socio-economic structure in Harry Potter and the possibility of gorillas and dolphins co-existing amongst humans in 21st century society.
Damp, Dank Stripper Caves
Josh and Justin contemplate the toll their impending deaths have taken on their bodies and social lives as well as the strippers' monopolization over Las Vegas' economic structure.
Vietnamese Tie (Thai?) Girls
Josh and Justin discuss bargain shopping, the logistics of pretending to be a single father and whether or not Kiera Knightley knows how to file income tax statements.