The Heavenly Spectrum
By The Heavenly Spectrum
Lighthearted conversations on God & His universe covering the heavy & the light, the serious & the ridiculous.
The Heavenly SpectrumNov 22, 2019
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Ep. 19 | Gottery, Punishment, & the Jesus Prequel
Our very first Zoom episode! Wow! The boys would have loved to be in one room together but, y'know, #COVID19. Also, the opening discussion will make little to no sense if you don't have access to EITHER the 8/18/2020 picture our socials OR this article.
If you have silly or serious questions you'd like discussed, email us at theheavenlyspectrum@gmail.com
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As always, give us a 5-star rating and share with absolutely everyone you encounter. Thanks for listening and stay safe out there!
Aug 20, 202033:54
Ep. 18 | Korah, CCM, & Upside Down Haircuts
DISCLAIMER: Jacob has seen Hamilton since this episode was recorded. He loved it.
If you have questions, discussion topics, or strategies for us to be better at scheduling episodes, send them to theheavenlyspectrum@gmail.com
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Thanks for listening!
Jul 08, 202036:04
Ep. 17 | Randonauts, Reconciliation, & Bible Branding
Posting regularly sure is difficult, huh? On the bright side, WE HAVE A 3RD CHAIR AGAIN! Nicole joins the boys to talk through TikTok trends, hard conversations, and branding things with Bible phrases. Enjoy!
If you've got questions, send them to theheavenlyspectrum@gmail.com
If you'd like to support our show, visit patreon.com/theheavenlyspectrum
Stay safe!
Jun 07, 202044:54
Ep. 16 | Mr. Darcy, Anger, & Holy Footwear Round 2
You're not gonna like this one if you're Rian Johnson. Rian, if you're reading this, please don't be--angry. You guessed it, we're talking about anger and Stephen's using it as yet another opportunity to throw movies he doesn't like under the bus. The boys also end up fighting about crocs, discussing marriage, and dreaming of tea parties. You won't want to miss out! If you've got questions, serious or ridiculous, about God and His universe, send them to theheavenlyspectrum@gmail.com If you'd like to join the support team, pop on over to patreon.com/theheavenlyspectrum If you're looking for the place to leave your glowing 5-star review, that would be iTunes! Thanks! Stay safe and keep washing those hands!
May 19, 202034:15
Ep. 15 | Ken Wind, Deconstruction, & New Horizons
Bet you thought we were gone forever. Ha. Nice try. While COVID-19 has (severely) thrown off our ability to schedule well, it sure hasn't thrown off our ability to complain about Kenneth Copeland!Also, asking for a friend: How much are turnips on your island?Send your questions to theheavenlyspectrum@gmail.com and if you'd like to join our support team visit patreon.com/theheavenlyspectrumThanks for listening, stay safe and wash those hands!
May 01, 202039:42
Ep. 14.5 | The Quarantined Spectrum
A significantly less produced, mostly unedited episode, with one topic. Can you guess the topic? You can guess the topic.COVID-19 is everywhere and is affecting everyone in some way or another. There's a lot of conversations clogging every conceivable channel, we just thought it'd be nice to add a lighthearted one centered around God and His universe.If you'd like prayer for anything send us a message at theheavenlyspectrum@gmail.comStay safe, stay sane, and wash those hands!
Mar 22, 202025:09
Ep. 14 | Elon Husk, Mental Illness, & Bible Translations
This was recorded three weeks ago, but we've been so busy fighting to the death over Purell in the middle of Target that we're just now getting around to posting it. Whoops! We hope you enjoy our wacky gospel antics, and remember: WASH YOUR HANDS! Also, follow us on social media and send questions to theheavenlyspectrum@gmail.com And share our show. Please. And cough into your elbow.
Mar 19, 202042:11
Ep. 13 | Philly Jesus, God's Love, & Righteous Resumes
Stephen is a fool. You'll hear why in this episode. Thankfully, his folly makes for great podcasting. Also in this episode is Jacob making an unlikely friend and Tim flexing his seminary muscles. If you have topics that you'd like to hear discussed, email theheavenlyspectrum@gmail.com If you'd like to join our beautiful band of financial supporters, head over to www.patreon.com/theheavenlyspectrum Finally, we've been meaning to talk to you; why haven't you given us a 5-star review yet? It's all over the news. Come on. Please?
Feb 25, 202039:21
Ep. 12 | Sabrina, Community, & Food Prophecy
PAUSE THAT NETFLIX SHOW AND REPENT. Just kidding. Maybe! The boys are back and joining them is returning guest Nicole, here to discuss witchcraft, repentance, and Zebra Cakes! All in a day's work. If you have questions, serious or ridiculous, about God and His universe you'd like to hear discussed, email us at theheavenlyspectrum@gmail.com Join our support team at patreon.com/theheavenlyspectrum and, as always, share this with anything you see breathing. Also give us a 5-star review on iTunes and write a review about how Joe Rogan wishes he was us.
Feb 12, 202031:43
Ep. 11 | Christian Slytherin, Depression, & Sinless Slapstick
PETRIFICUS TOTALUS! Now that you can't go anywhere, listen to our great new episode and leave us a review! Also, send questions to theheavenlyspectrum@gmail.com Also, support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/theheavenlyspectrum Also, share this with everyone you've ever known!
Jan 25, 202035:13
The Heavenly Spectrum 10th Episode Special
We made it to 10 episodes so we thought it'd be fun to mix things up--so naturally 70% of this is incoherent! Special thanks to Matt Chandler and Citizens--please don't come after us, we love you. Mackie and Comer, our phones await. Got questions? Spoiler alert, you do, and you want to send them to theheavenlyspectrum@gmail.com Follow us on Facebook (our name), Twitter (ThHvnlySpctrm), and Instagram (ThHvnlySpctrm)
Jan 11, 202037:40
Ep. 9 | The Way, Materialism, & Christian Jedi
Not gonna lie; there's a lot of Star Wars talk in this. So we hope you like Star Wars. If you don't like Star Wars, send questions unrelated to Star Wars (but still related to God) to theheavenlyspectrum@gmail.com and we'll talk about those instead! If you'd like to financially support our show, head to www.patreon.com/theheavenlyspectrum Thanks for listening, this is the way!
Dec 12, 201931:49
Ep. 8 | St. Kanye, Creation, & Jesus's Personality
LET THE RECORD SHOW this episode was originally recorded 11/4/2019, a week before Kanye announced he'd be at Osteen's stadium. How's that for prophecy? Also discussed in this episode are book awards, the creation narrative, Bill Nye, personality tests, and more!A HUGE thank you to Austin and Nicole, our first Patreon supporters! If you'd like to support our podcast, pop on over to www.patreon.com/theheavenlyspectrumSend your questions, silly and serious, to theheavenlyspectrum@gmail.com and tell literally everyone you've ever encountered to listen! Also give us a 5-star rating on iTunes! Thanks!
Nov 22, 201936:29
Ep. 7 | Sabbath Sliders, Modesty, & Fight Night BC
Have you been frustrated that there has yet to be an oddly-heated argument about Crocs? Don't worry, we fix that on this episode!Also, to get a glimpse at the nightmarish photo discussed at the end of the episode, check out our Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter pages (and share them with everyone you've ever met).As always, send your questions to theheavenlyspectrum@gmail.comIf you want to support the podcast, visit patreon.com/theheavenlyspectrum #crocsforlife
Oct 22, 201940:09
Ep. 6 | The Lord's Chainsaw, Ministry, & Drama Saints
Uh oh! The boys are the back in town. Also, they never left town. Join them as they talk about castrating idols, discerning the call to ministry, and more! If you enjoy this episode's discussion (or hate it), give us a 5-star review and share with literally everyone you've ever met! Send your questions to theheavenlyspectrum@gmail.com
Sep 23, 201937:12
Ep. 5 | Fight of Gods, Unreached Souls, & Saintball
Holy smokes! We're back! Cole returns as we have possibly the wildest roller coaster of emotions thus far...so enjoy! Also send questions to theheavenlyspectrum@gmail.com
Aug 31, 201938:50
Ep. 4 | Paul Brawl, Environmentalism, & Beuller
The emotional crescendo of this episode is when Jacob impersonates the secretary from Ferris Bueller. Also, we forgot to mention it again because of total depravity but please email us your questions at theheavenlyspectrum@gmail.comAlso thanks to our special guest, Nicole, for joining us in obliterating the Bachelorette/our credibility!
Aug 03, 201933:01
Ep. 3 | Holy Lasers, One Religion, & Demon Tubes
The boys are back! Meaning, two of the boys are back! Joseph transformed into Cole, which is pretty cool if you don't like Joseph! This week, topics ranged from televangelist jets to why we call Christianity the one true religion. We also fought about our Twitter username, which is @ThHvnlySpctrm Send your questions to theheavenlyspectrum@gmail.com and also give us a 5-star review and also tell your friends about us, please! We're begging you!
Jun 30, 201938:58
Ep. 2 | Sin Tales, God's Will, & Heavenwreckers
Welcome back to the Heavenly Spectrum! We fixed the audio! Look at God.Now that the podcast sounds great and you want to listen forever, send us questions for future episodes at theheavenlyspectrum@gmail.com Serious questions, silly questions, profound questions, absurd questions, we'll take 'em all!
May 21, 201931:51
Ep. 1 | Bible Sports, Hell, & God's Big Rock
Welcome to the Heavenly Spectrum, a lighthearted discussion of God and His universe covering the heavy and the light, the serious and the ridiculous. Pretend this pilot episode sounds amazing.Send your questions, serious or comical, to theheavenlyspectrum@gmail.comThanks for listening!
May 21, 201944:42