The Laptop Chronicles

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(+18 and up) Getting to know the ins and outs of how you spend those precious personal time moments with your laptop

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The (cheap ass) Player's Club

The Laptop Chronicles Apr 30, 2022

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The (cheap ass) Player's Club

Sooooo this week we called in Pod Papi "The South Got Sum'n To Say" Huss to chat about strip clubs! That's right...we get down to the nitty gritty about Atlanta being the strip club capital of the world, which clubs have the best atmosphere and just why Baltimore strip clubs ain't the most happening places to hang out. I run down my strip club adventures and shenanigans and there have been a few. Oh, and Huss talks about the time he was used as a squat rack. Where was County Trill in all of this? Well, he went to a strip club in East Baltimore once and decided that was all he needed to see. Tune in and listen to it all! Make sure to check out the Baltimore County Forever Podcast YouTube channel for all the latest episodes! Hit up Norm on IG (Norm_Regular) and NormRegular.bandcamp.com cause bro got new beats and lyrics on deck!
Don't forget to drink water, juice your fruit, stop eating bullshit, and take your vitamins! Remember: Eat Clean You'll Taste Better!

Apr 30, 202201:11:00

The Laptop Chronicles Season 7 Episode 1: T.A.P.

So after a nice long hiatus we turned on the mics and what we thought was going to be an easy cruise back into discussing the world of pRon quickly went off the deep end as we high-dived off the cliff of wild shit and talked about...uhhh... everything! For the Porn Clip of The Week I ran down my new favorite search words on The 'Hub. Then we gave a Porn-ESPN analysis of Avery Jane's career as she has taken her talents to South Beach and averaging the pRon version of a triple-double. Speaking of triple-doubles, we talked about what a TripleAnalPenetration is and why you shouldn't search for it when searching for spank bank material. And finally, we talked about why women are better than men at eating pussy...yeah... we took it there.

Make sure to tune to Baltimore County Forever Podcast YouTube channel for our latest discussions in the world of Hip-hop. We got Huss in the house and he's bringing all the smoke. Don't forget: Eat Clean You'll Taste Better!

Apr 09, 202238:04

Running Wild In The Comments

WE'RE BAAAAAAAACK! The world's most problematic porn podcast is back to missionary your screens and backshot your ear waves. And as usual, we take off at warp speed and shit goes off the rails rather quickly. We tried to hold together as long as we could which lasted all of about 1 minute. The Porn Clip of The Week turned into our version of Who's On First: "That guy...you know that guy. What's his name...that guy! Oh yeah...THAT guy!" Then we dived into the world of Pornhub comments and how wild some of them can be. Annnnnnd then in the middle of that it went completely off the rails and the topic of hot dogs came into the conversation. Make sure to tune in and listen to the words and maybe you can figure out where it all went left!

Dec 25, 202147:42

The Great Masturbators

This week we turned on the microphones and things got wild (as usual). We started out with the Porn Clip of The Week and give some play-by-play on Kendra Allure's strap-on scene.
And then I do my first sexual wellness device review aka I tried out a sex toy for "research purposes". I bought a masturbator from Get Lucky Toys to try out. Not gonna lie...not everything is one size fits all. While Get Lucky Toys has a great motto they may need to widen their reach. You'll just have to check out the episode to see what this is all about! Make sure to hit the like and subscribe button on the Baltimore County Forever Podcast YouTube channel to get your weekly dose of music, tweets, porn talk, and laughs!

*sidenote: I had a slight cold last week so please excuse the use of the tissues. Drink your juices from Jobrsa!

Nov 06, 202101:00:26

Protect Your Nuts!

*NEW EPISODE ALERT*

B-A-W-L-S...That's this week's episode. All about balls. From regular self-checkups to cleaning them, we talk about balls. The Porn Clip of The Week is from RickNastyXXX. It's a nice threesome quadruple-handed gawk gawk scene with plenty of attention on the balls but me and the homie weren't seeing eye-to-eye on the rimjob in the video. In Laptop Chronicles News we learn that County Trill hates cornbread and so we had to discuss that before he made trip down South and jumped by the Cornbread Gang. I couldn't let my guy just run around hating cornbread like that. Make sure to slide over to the Baltimore County Forever Podcast YouTube channel, the place where you will see Read 'Em & Tweet and the County Check-Ins. Make sure to holla at the Juice Gawd Jobrsa to get the good stuff in ya. Go to NormRegular.bandcamp.com and buy all the music from Baltimore's illest artist. We thank you for listening, looking, and laughing with us. Stay tuned for me and always: Rock out with your co....Nevermind LOL

Oct 16, 202101:03:29

Porn Black History

WE PODDIN' BABY! This week we're back! I sit down with my main man Corey from Baltimore County Forever Podcast and we jump off the high dive into the porn deep end. We start off with a MAJOR announcement: Baltimore County Forever Podcast is now available on YouTube! For this week's discussion we talk about the trailblazing career of Desiree West. She is regarded as the first Black actress in the porn industry. She began her career in 1973 and exited due to being relegated to niche roles and industry racism. But that did not stop her from being the trailblazer that she is. For the Porn Clip of The Week we talk about Desiree West and John Holmes and then shifted into his impact on the early days of video. We go into a discussion about the movie "Boogie Nights", interracial porn, LAP (Life After Porn), TAP (Triple Anal Penetration), ethical porn, and older women that Corey may or may not have wanted to get busy with. Also, shoutout to Jobrsa, Shxt Vegans Eat, Pod Papi Huss and Norm Regular. Make sure you check us out on the BCFP YouTube channel!

Feb 07, 202142:16

Fuckin' Around w/ Ben Franklin

This episode is all about the man, the myth, the legend: Benjamin Franklin. He may have invented bifocals but he also invented the $40 price tag for clapping cheeks. The original International Player, he tried to fuck his friend's girlfriend in London and spent countless hours in red light districts. He may be one the reasons the Declaration of Independence was written but he may also be the reason we have the mother/daughter category in porn. Who know ol' Ben was in the colonial streets like that? I certainly didn't! The Porn Clip of the Week is an interesting one. A guy gives some head and a woman gets some head and plays in his head at the same time. For the news: HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE (Again!). And this week's songs is Norm Regular "Lorraine". Make sure to check him out on all streaming platforms!

Jan 23, 202132:43

ASMR: Say What?

This week's episode begins with an announcement to stay TF out of DC for the next few days. No really, they're shutting the town down until after the inauguration. The Porn Clip of the Week involves some watersports, the sniper pussy eating position, and a hair Sharpie. And for the main topic: ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Median Response). Is there a particular sound that gives you a spine tingling feeling everytime that you hear it? A voice that gives you goosebumps everytime you hear that person say the shortest of sentences? Well, you, my friends, have been touched by ASMR. What started out as an internet search about space spawned a new category about auditory sounds. From handjobs to deepthroating even to talking about how nervous I get I'm podding this episode covers a lot. Also, check out "This FEELS SO REAL!" by Emma Waldron (journals.uic.edu) to learn about the connection between ASMR and intimacy.

Jan 15, 202139:15

The Longest Year

This week is the first week of the new year and it's been a long year already! This week, friend of the podcast and homie for life, Norm Regular has blessed the world with his first full length LP available at: NormRegular.bamdcamp.com Buy, download, and play for the world to hear this work of musical art. This week's Porn Clip Of The Week is about Savana Ginger getting tied down as we watch her get touched by a wand (Pornhub: Savana Ginger needs to cum). A lot of new year's resolutions revolve around health and fitness and I talk about how doing planks just might make you cum. For The Laptop Chronicles News, I talk about what the world saw happen on Wednesday. Don't forget to drink water, wash your hands, wear a mask, and eat clean!

Jan 08, 202138:23