The Laptop Chronicles
By The Laptop Chronicles
The Laptop Chronicles Oct 16, 2020
The (cheap ass) Player's Club
Don't forget to drink water, juice your fruit, stop eating bullshit, and take your vitamins! Remember: Eat Clean You'll Taste Better!
The Laptop Chronicles Season 7 Episode 1: T.A.P.
So after a nice long hiatus we turned on the mics and what we thought was going to be an easy cruise back into discussing the world of pRon quickly went off the deep end as we high-dived off the cliff of wild shit and talked about...uhhh... everything! For the Porn Clip of The Week I ran down my new favorite search words on The 'Hub. Then we gave a Porn-ESPN analysis of Avery Jane's career as she has taken her talents to South Beach and averaging the pRon version of a triple-double. Speaking of triple-doubles, we talked about what a TripleAnalPenetration is and why you shouldn't search for it when searching for spank bank material. And finally, we talked about why women are better than men at eating pussy...yeah... we took it there.
Make sure to tune to Baltimore County Forever Podcast YouTube channel for our latest discussions in the world of Hip-hop. We got Huss in the house and he's bringing all the smoke. Don't forget: Eat Clean You'll Taste Better!
Running Wild In The Comments
The Great Masturbators
And then I do my first sexual wellness device review aka I tried out a sex toy for "research purposes". I bought a masturbator from Get Lucky Toys to try out. Not gonna lie...not everything is one size fits all. While Get Lucky Toys has a great motto they may need to widen their reach. You'll just have to check out the episode to see what this is all about! Make sure to hit the like and subscribe button on the Baltimore County Forever Podcast YouTube channel to get your weekly dose of music, tweets, porn talk, and laughs!
*sidenote: I had a slight cold last week so please excuse the use of the tissues. Drink your juices from Jobrsa!
Protect Your Nuts!
*NEW EPISODE ALERT*
B-A-W-L-S...That's this week's episode. All about balls. From regular self-checkups to cleaning them, we talk about balls. The Porn Clip of The Week is from RickNastyXXX. It's a nice threesome quadruple-handed gawk gawk scene with plenty of attention on the balls but me and the homie weren't seeing eye-to-eye on the rimjob in the video. In Laptop Chronicles News we learn that County Trill hates cornbread and so we had to discuss that before he made trip down South and jumped by the Cornbread Gang. I couldn't let my guy just run around hating cornbread like that. Make sure to slide over to the Baltimore County Forever Podcast YouTube channel, the place where you will see Read 'Em & Tweet and the County Check-Ins. Make sure to holla at the Juice Gawd Jobrsa to get the good stuff in ya. Go to NormRegular.bandcamp.com and buy all the music from Baltimore's illest artist. We thank you for listening, looking, and laughing with us. Stay tuned for me and always: Rock out with your co....Nevermind LOL
Four Quarters!
Kinky vs Nasty
Tiny Kinky
Tiny Kinky
WE BACK BAY-BEEEEEEE! After an adventurous summer of WTF (at least for me) me and Country Trill are back in the lab talking all the shit in the world as only we can. This week's Porn Clip of The Week is from Alexis Tae. Hop on your favorite porn site and search for "Alexis Tae gets pounded" and watch this excellent anal extravaganza. After that we jumped into our topic in which we covered the fuckery that is happening over on OnlyFans and how the site owners seem to be chasing that bag and sacrificing the work of the sex workers and content creators that got them there and to that we say "Fuck Only Fans!" We covered a few more topics up to and including: my tolerance for pain, Dave Chappelle, and we touched on rim jobs. And for The Laptop Chronicles news network: Insure your porn! Shoutout to our fam Jobrsa the Based Juice Gawd and Gene the Smokey Meat Extraordinaire. Check out It's Pridestined the Podcast and the playlist pimp Liz, also tune in to the new series "Read 'Em & Tweet" featuring County Trill and Lauren! And as for Norm Regular...HOLY SHIT! He dropped a new EP titled "Seen A Re" (NormRegular.bandcamp.com) and the rap gawds have blessed us with a rap saint. NORM IS HERE TO SAVE HIP-HOP! So check out all of that and more on the Baltimore County Forever Podcast YouTube channel!
Stealing Boxes
Make sure to check out all of latest episodes of Baltimore County Forever Podcast on all streaming platforms and YouTube. County Trill aka Corey, Pod Papi Huss, Norm Regular, Dirty Timb Vic, Che Smunney, and myself debate as many topics of Hip-hop culture as only we can! And while you're at it check out It's PriDestined the Podcast with hosts, Pri and friend and guest of The Laptop Chronicles, La.
Don't forget to follow Jobrsa for all your favorite natural juices. And also I want to give a shoutout to our guy Gene and Smoked Cheez BBQ! Make sure to check out and support all of our friends! Tell them Cousin Al sent you.
*And this week, there is a slight audio glitch that is entirely my fault. During my summer break I lost my podcast recording skills and forgot to hit a button or two. But stay tuned because we're back on track for the new, upcoming season!
Episode 16: July Babies Featuring Lauren (@Shxt_vegans_eat), & County Trill
This week's PCOTW makes a good use of the term: jawn. The scene is a mediocre watch but it was chosen as a salute to our Philly Laptop Chronicles friends! In Laptop Chronicles News: MindGeek (owners of Pornhub) has made the decision to shut down XTube. The site hosts a large amount of amateur content and was the go-to site for user-made uploads. But with the shift in digital media platforms and litigation against MindGeek, Xtube has met its end.
Make sure to catch up on full episodes and episode recaps of Baltimore County Forever Podcast as the PodSquad talks shit about EVERYTHING! From foot fetish admissions to DC club memories, we talk about a lot so tune in and get your laugh on. By the way, don't believe a word Norm says when he's yelling at us! Make sure to follow Shxt_Vegans_Eat and Jobrsa Juice for health tips, check out Liz's (@lizazard) playlists on Spotify for your summer mood music, follow Norm Regular (@Norm_Regular) for up to date new songs and collaborations and always: EatCLEANyoulltastebetter, drink water, do your kegels, wax your special parts, and we thank you for listening and watching!
Episode 15: June Is...
And in the Laptop Chronicles News Network we talk about things as only we can. We talk about financial literacy and the CumRocket cryptocurrency. Don't worry...it was a surprise to us too.
Speaking of surprises...Corey got a helluva surprise! You'll have to tune to see what that's all about! Make sure to check our bro Jobrsa for the pop-up juice locations, hit Norm (NormRegular.bandcamp.com) up for some incredible verses and visuals. Tune into the Baltimore County Forever Podcast YouTube channel for our visuals and all of our shenanigans. Shoutout to @SayItWithSx for the pic visuals. Don't forget to drink lots of water, eat lots of fruit, and do your kegels.
Poon-Tang Clan
Laying Wood in Hollywood
Make sure you check us out on YouTube and the Baltimore County Forever Podcast channel where you get to see us, Norm Regular, Pod Papi Huss and many many others talk a lot of shit about a lot of things. Stay up on Norm's music (NormRegular.bandcamp.com) because our guy is on a hot steak! He's out here rhyming like the hot hand in a dice game! Follow Jobrsa Juice for pop-up locations. We definitely thank you for listening to us talk our shit!
MILFs, Masturbation, & Dance Moves
A Drive-by Episode *shots fired*
Smell My Finger
Random Rambling
2021 Laptop Chronicles Porn Final Four
A Salute To Nina Hartley
A Wholesome 3some!
Porn Black History
WE PODDIN' BABY! This week we're back! I sit down with my main man Corey from Baltimore County Forever Podcast and we jump off the high dive into the porn deep end. We start off with a MAJOR announcement: Baltimore County Forever Podcast is now available on YouTube! For this week's discussion we talk about the trailblazing career of Desiree West. She is regarded as the first Black actress in the porn industry. She began her career in 1973 and exited due to being relegated to niche roles and industry racism. But that did not stop her from being the trailblazer that she is. For the Porn Clip of The Week we talk about Desiree West and John Holmes and then shifted into his impact on the early days of video. We go into a discussion about the movie "Boogie Nights", interracial porn, LAP (Life After Porn), TAP (Triple Anal Penetration), ethical porn, and older women that Corey may or may not have wanted to get busy with. Also, shoutout to Jobrsa, Shxt Vegans Eat, Pod Papi Huss and Norm Regular. Make sure you check us out on the BCFP YouTube channel!