The Middle of the Road Podcast
By The Middle of the Road Podcast
The Middle of the Road PodcastMay 31, 2023
The Wild West and Dutch Darts Ep. 90
An episode I thought was going to be lost forever... except on Facebook, 2 weeks late and probably not worth it. No Skinman this week, I know surprise! Coach is alone in studio but call TJ who is driving back from Kentucky to talk about UFC 300, Dutch darts fallout over a trans player, and a bunch of other sports crap before getting onto the good stuff. We follow the OJ timeline from College to to his death, Coach comes up with a great name for national coming out day and both of them have some new show for Whatcha Watching.
The Eclipse Promotion Ep. 89
TJ is on Zoom in Kentucky and Skinman and Coach are in studio but technically all together. What do they do with all the eclipse glasses that are unsold? Who won the NCAA Basketball Championship? Who won all the WWE matches? We answer all these questions, plus messing with fake promoters, what did Wild Wallen do this week and our biggest moments in history (they are all sad, we are boring).
The Adventures of Uncle Joe and Katlin Clark Ep. 88
Coach and Skinman are joined in studio by JRB5 (Josh a local artist and Podcaster) and on Zoom by TJ. After catching up with each other, Coach tries some lame bit about weird Easter traditions just so he can talk about the worlds largest omelet. TJ finally brings back a Uncle Joe story which was the only reason he was there. Whatcha watching?, NCAA tournament talk (kind of), video game addictions and first jobs. Plus the most stressful addition of "Does Skinman know them?", and this week he had JRB5 to help him and they didn't know some of the most talked about names currently.
Hot Chicken and College Basketball Ep. 87
With TJ back off the road and Skinman laid up with an injury and family reunion, He and Coach decide to give the people what they want and do a show. Starting with a Chicken sandwich review the guys turn to the college basketball games going on keeping people updated on the score so they could watch and listen to us. From Hollywood conspiracy theory to celebrity boxing and Master P in the NBA they span the globe. Plus classes schools should teach, things we wish we knew at 20 and the future of this dumb show. Peace buttholes.
Starbucks Interviews presents Gus Glasser Ep. 85
Gus Glasser is an up and coming Music Artist out of Atlanta, Ga. You can find some awesome music and amazing content on about every platform by simply searching Gus Glasser on Facebook, YouTube, Instagram, TicTok and like I said, everywhere. Coach was in Georgia for a work trip and he and Gus decided to meet at a Starbucks on the edge of Atlanta and jam for a little bit. Technology is hard and Coach tried doing to much of it while doing an interview in a Starbucks. Gus ends up interviewing Coach for most of the show, but you get to know a lot about him as the get to know each other. Go find him and support him, let help a good dude win.
Sunday Morning Coming Down Ep. 84
TJ and Coach bring you a Sunday special since there was no new show last week. From TJ's sad Texas wildfire stores, to the new Middle of the Road book club (actually just watching TV series), horrible advertisements, Coach being the white Kayne West (just the style not he crazy yet) and rich fake cowboys at events we span the globe of topics. We even had time to talk about the new Enhanced Olympics which is basically The Steroid Games and The Florida Man Games which basically the White Trash Olympics all on this episode.
It's Paper Time Again Ep. 83
Skinman and Coach get into their time machine and go back to the Paperboys day and try and regain their Mojo again. From getting TJ to WrestleMania, a 1000 year naked run, Coach finding out what a Statin is and the longest Cinnamon talk in history. We will be back, like it or not.
No Super Bowl Invites and Goodbyes Ep. 82
The guys are all back together again for the first time in a month and catch up on what been going on. Coach just got back from Atlanta for class and a chance at an awesome interview with Gus Glass which will be dropping soon. TJ is taking another job (yes another one) and things on the show are going to change (he is quitting) slowly. Skinman is ready to take back the Co-host roll from TJ as heard in his intro. We talk a bunch about Georgia and even more about the Superbowl. News, sports, jokes and we finish up catching up on whats been going on in the WWE (TJ gets hard talking about it) while Coach gives him crap about leaving him again. We will continue to make sub par comedy for anyone that wants to listen.
Moving On Ep. 81
***SORRY! VIDEO is doing the RED thing and didn't notice until late in the show. Audio is good and we are ugly anyways***
This week TJ and Coach talk about trick shot pool guy, Jason Kelce vs. Taylor Swift topless, our weight loss (gain) challenge and fast moving relationships. Coach has the worst part store experience and it leads to a new segment and then he springs his new million dollar idea on TJ. TJ brings some jokes again this week, maybe a new book club idea and talks about how shitty it was taking down Christmas lights this weekend. Stay around... its getting ready to get good.
Selling a Car on Facebook Marketplace Ep. 80
This episode starts on a weird note with Coach and TJ being late to the show because they were waiting in a Gas Station parking lot to sell TJ's PT Cruiser. Lets say the deal ended up good but sure felt bad. After TJ puking his guts out and driving around to find a money marker to see if the cash was real, we ended up using a black light to ease his mind (the money was real). Coach is still a Cowboys fan, we pick the 2nd round of the playoffs, more stories on why Coach will never go to Australia, why Kangaroos are dicks and Covering poop with a bucket to avoid picking it up. Weird episode but most are anyways.
National Championships and Fantasy Championships Ep. 79
After taking a week off to start the new year, we come back to try and entertain ourselves and hopefully you too. Coach is riding high (super happy) since Michigan won the National Championship but TJ brings him back down to earth when he bring up beating him in the show Fantasy Football Championship. A man nude man jumps in the fish tank at Bass Pro Shops, date night for Coaches son, a plan for the weight loss challenge, NFL playoff picks and more this week. Happy New Year from us and join us for another one.
Weighing the End Ep. 78
It the end of the year and we planned a year end show, but we got to none of it. We start off with a new sponsor and quickly move to Fantasy football, as it ended up being Coach and TJ in the Championship (Coach breaks down how he cheated everyone along the way). We talked about Christmas and did the traditional "What did Coach get for Christmas?" Spoiler, you are going to hate him as much as TJ does for how he gets spoiled. Most of the show is taken up by our new weight loss challenge for the new year, but mainly cause TJ has to keep making up rules to help him win, and Skinman jumps in last minute deciding he could lose a pound or 2. Only to find out he is already the lightest one on the show. Its been another great year and we Thank you for the support. We will get better.
23 & Meat Ep. 77
Its the Christmas episode and we do our gift exchange, eat chicken and end up talking a lot about chicken since Coach just started eating it again after 23 years. We talk about our most liked and disliked Christmas movies, TJ has jokes again this week, Nifty Nut house is NUTS and a bunch of butthole talk for some reason. We are about to end the year but plan to come fresh next year, so stay on board as we sail along.
I'm a Pollotarian Now Ep. 76
After 23 years of being a Vegetarian, Coach started eating chicken again and documents his first 3 days into it to start the show. Skinman just woke up from a nap (at the studio) but still brings his same energy and amazing laugh. TJ is testing out his stand up comedy act this week during the show and Skinman knows most of his punchlines already. We talk about Joe Flacco stealing America's heart at 39 years old playing out of his mind (in NFL football), pissed off neighbors of the largest Christmas light display in New York and Coach and his wife's inside fantasy football job they pulled off on Smooth E (4th part time show member) to get her in to the playoffs. We left the world alone this week and just lived in ours.
Mountain Dew Sucks! Ep. 75
This is the 2nd half of the episode... Problem is the first episode may never be found (Lost forever). Coach has been drinking at this point and Skinman and TJ start to gang up on him and he sits back and gets mean, kind of. Coach hats Mountain dew and Ketchup apparently. They make fun of his new haircut and then he tells the story about the kid that cut it. Coach thinks he knows what happened to all the statues plus Skin news and more.
How Famous are you? Ep. 74
Had the full cast this week and everyone is recovering from some sort of different sickness or injury or just life. From TJ offering to take care of peoples old and sick dogs to a poop story that both Coach and TJ make Skinman stop this week was fun. Coach takes offence to a joke at his expense and then turns on the guys (the sickness makes you do strange stuff) for most the rest of the show, but in an enjoyable way. Bunch of stories, news and strange sex talk like usual this week. Tell a friend or at least someone you don't like about us.
Jamming with 10FOUR10 Ep. 73
This week we are hanging out with the Joey and John from 10FOUR10. They are up and coming musicians from Casper WY that we meet through some other friends of the show. They are super talented and some pretty funny dudes. We spend about 45 mins getting to know them better and learning more about their journey in music. An old friend stops by for the last 15 mins of the show, as we talk sports and bullshit. By the way No Skinman November continues as he is still on vacation.
There's a Chance it's a Guy Ep. 72
The Onlyfans Price of Fame Ep. 71
No Video this yet, but I wanted to release the episode anyways. I tried a new camera set up... Well it worked but the audio did not start on the video until about 16 minutes in so I need to cut it out. Back this week to talk about stuff we care about. Skinman is gone and we drift off into Craigslist job search which leads to reading the weird stuff people say on there. Whats trending and do we know any of the stuff that is? The answer is no by the way. Pick 4 and sports talk, plus what price would you pay for fame.
Halloween Knight Ep. 70
All 3 guys are back in studio this week for the first time in a couple weeks they start off with a new sponsor read that was sent over. No guest this week, so we have to entertain ourselves this week. Coach found out right be for the show that Coach Bob Knight had passed away so they talked about hard asses in there lives growing up. Top 5 scary Halloween movies, Halloween memories and a haunted house in Maine. Some sports and other news also sprinkled in this week.
The Gus Glasser Experience Ep. 69
This week we have a chance to hang out with Gus Glasser, an up and coming "Soulful Pop" Musician out of Atlanta, GA. He spent the whole hour with us talking about his journey in music and social media. We talked about the struggle of learning to tour and the feeling just breaking even can bring, from small crowds to the first time he got an entire crowd jamming along to the show. He talks about his first social media post to hit a million plus views and the highs and lows that come along with it. From Uber concerts, to random street videos and street performances this kid is out there working to promote himself. Google Gus Glasser or go to any social media or music site and type Gus Glasser, you wont be disappointed. Dude was pretty freaking cool.
The Return of the Paperboys Ep. 68
With TJ taking the week off to spend time with his Kids, Skinman and Coach have flashbacks of their old show Monday Morning Papers, and re-live the 2 year history of the show. Coach gets a free trip to the Chiefs vs Broncos game and TJ calls into the show while coach is telling the story and ruins it. They talk about their crazy dreams, a new idea for a Siri update and yet another asshole kangaroo story. Big guest next week and more to come in the future.
Chicken Ranch Family Reunion Ep. 67
With Skinman at another family reunion he calls in the intro to the show and then leave it to Coach and TJ to finish the show. The show starts with a women wanting to fight Coach in a road rage incident and the guys trying to figure out what Canadian Thanksgiving is. Cops were in the neighborhood last week during the show due to shot being fired, and the fallout of Zombietext 2023. Biden kicks his dog, Coach was made for the food service industry and TJ's 80's obsession continues this week. We call the Chicken Ranch in Las Vegas (Brothel or Sex place) and the girl that answered played along well and even up playing Pick 4 this week. It was fun and we will see you next week.
Chocolate Covered Cats Ep. 66
No guests this week so we are left to fend for ourselves for a hour and I think we pulled it off. The feeling of a manual carwash that the newer generation will never get to know and the new Jimmy Butler Emo look open the show. We catch up on our Fantasy football league and how much Coach sucks in all of his and after skipping a week Pick 4 is back and running. A 13 foot snake loose in a Oklahoma City trailer park, a Porn Star teacher and a emotional support alligator at Philly's stadium. We have been described as the "Everyone Loves Raymond" of podcasts, minus the old guy and the cop brother.
Get Ready for the Smackdown Ep. 65
We start the show off with a great interview with Tyler "Heath" Hatton a former WWE and world traveled wrestler. We talk to him about his early days in wresting, some of his favorite matches and his journey along the way. We got to know a lot about Tyler during the interview and he even has a run with a cop as he is sitting in his car doing the podcast on zoom. After the interview we taste test some Wooooo energy drinks (by Rick Flair) and some Bob Ross energy drinks (by Bob Ross). All hopped up on energy we finish the show talking about Taylor Swift since everyone else is anyways.
Hollering my Name Ep. 64
With some new studio décor provided by the 3 Wheel Bicycle Podcast, the guys are excited and ready to make you laugh and fail like normal. With Coach obsessed with the camera turning red and how carrier pigeons are trained, he tries to focus on the show. The first story of Aliens mummy's being discovered in Mexico takes TJ's focus away and because of that Skinman can't focus and we drift off and find our way again. Sports, Skin news or Fake news, a man steals every means of transportation there is to escape police and TJ reads rap lyrics while we try and decide what they really mean. If you like us tell a friend, if you don't tell someone you hate, just tell someone.
Signature Required for Delivery Ep. 63
Hey Dude its Fantasy Draft Week Ep. 62
Its fantasy draft time and the picks are in. Skinman got hurt his first week of work and visited the largest liquor store ever. TJ had 2 family reunions this weekend and drank 7 beers, which is more beers than he as drank in the last 7 years. Coach gets drunk on his first company outing and lets everyone know who he is. A story about a bull in the carpool lane, Coach gets a painting commissioned and pick 4 this week. Keep supporting us and we will get better.
The Fulton County King Ep. 61
10Four10 plays at the Adult Fantasy Factory Ep. 60
Had a great interview with the band "10Four10" on this episode about 30 minutes in and for the rest of the show. We get to know some great guys and how they make their music and what goes into it. In the first half of the show Coach pitches a couple new business ideas and tries to get the guys to invest in one of them. Skinman in his best British voice reads a story about a Sunflower field owner getting angry about people posing nude in his field. Some other stuff too, I'm pretty sure.
The Blindside Lie Ep. 59
This week we just talked about stuff we care about. Coach is Blindsided by the news that Blindside (the movie) was based on lies, but comes to realize that most movies are based on lies. TJ is brings back a long awaited Uncle Joe story, and also tries out his sexy commercial voice for our sponsor read. Skinman updates us on Frank the Tank (a bear that has been breaking into Colorado homes) and does a story about a lady attacked by a snake and a hawk at the same time while mowing her lawn. We are just here for a good time every time, no rules just fun.
Hot Apple Cider and Hagrid's D Cheese Ep. 58
The 18 days a year that TJ and Coach are the same age and you better believe that Coach doesn't forget TJ birthday every year. So much Paul brothers talk (Jake and Logan) this week, Skinman is clueless as to who either of them are and Coach has never envied him more than that moment in time. NLF has kind of started, Burgers for Burger in Miami and Ghost guns. What would your last meal be and Celeb V smells on this episode.
WWE Hall of Fame vs. Jay Spade Ep. 57
The guys kill about 30 min. while waiting on their interview with Jay Spade. TJ goes all fan boy like normal anytime a Wrestler is on the show and Coach and Skinman sit back an listen. Bear in a hot tub, Man dresses and acts like a dog in Japan and also in Japan man breaks World record for sticking cans to his head. Great interview and good show this week.
The 3 Wheel Bicycle in the Road Ep. 56
Mailbox Wars and Young Gravy Ep. 55
With Skinman in route to Wyoming for an upcoming interview, TJ and Coach spend 30 of the 50 minute show trying to figure out who vandalized Coaches mailbox with what possibly was gravy since no one would taste it to find out. Kangaroos are a$$holes, being offended for the wrong reason, Moon and JFK conspiracy talk all as we kill time waiting for our live interview with 3 Wheel Bicycle Podcast to be released in the next couple days.
One Hell of a Year Ep. 54
They made it a whole year! With TJ in Dodge City again and Coach figuring out how to use zoom again he and Skinman man the studio to celebrate the 1 year anniversary. They talk about some of their favorite moments from this year and more. Falling airplane stairs, some strange California new, naked Vatican news. TJ watches Independence Day and they talk and 80's movies to finish the show. Thanks if you have given us a chance over the last year.
Cancel Culture and Mean Internet people Ep. 53
Coach and TJ are alone again as Skinman at another family reunion and Coach is nervous over which bag to use to not look like a weirdo, also not sure where to park or where his office is at. The day after quitting he runs in to his old boss. TJ is in an online war with some crazy lady that called his old place of employment because he mad a joke she didn't like. He keeps finding out the internet and social media are full of mean people not just him. A murder on the run lives at a Zoo in Australia and his hunted by one of the Zoo keepers, A lady punched a bear in the face that was trying to attack her dog (women of the year candidate) and TJ starts a new segment on the show reviewing 80's movies nobody has seen.
Submarine Conspiracies Ep. 52
The Stanley Cup and The Chicken Ranch EP 51
What would you do with $250,000? Is that 70's guy more creepy than the character he played? Is squirting real? Is there a good reason to own a cat? Did Biden finally get busted? Who's going to win Money in the Bank? Can you combine Meth with Syrup? All these questions and more answered this week and we dive into about 15 topic, and don't really solve any of them. Plus we start filling out our application to work at the Chicken Ranch legal sex ranch in Vegas after reading a story about a sex worker offering an orgy to the Vegas Golden Knights team for winning the Stanley Cup. There is probably some funny stuff in this episode, so give it a try.
The Presidential Seal of Approval Ep. 50
TJ's back in studio with Casey and Skinman, so the Trump interview finally happens and it was a blast. Get to know another side of The Donald in this interview and maybe come away with a different perspective or maybe the same as before. Chris Gains is back and Coach noticed right away, Skinman does a story on a women going Dukes of Hazzard and a Mascot got punched out by a UFC star. We have a bunch of guest and interviews lined up over the next few weeks. Like, follow and share please.
The Iron Pride Smuggler Ep. 49
Coach and Skinman are in studio and TJ is still in Dodge City for another week. Coach is having a Bud Light in celebration of Pride Month and starts out with his accidental "hate crime" and makes an apology just in case she is listening to the show. TJ tries to convince the cast that Shaggy's song "It wasn't me" is not about cheating and that he is not even Jamaican. Skinman has a story about and 82 year old drug smuggler given his last warning and figured out a World Record that TJ might break. WWE news, Justin Gurini update and a new rule for handicap plates on this episode plus a special guest call in to set up our biggest interview to date. This show was created before Iron Sheik died and he was discussed on this episode, so in honor we want to say F the Jabroni Hulk Hogan and my he get the chance to Pile drive your ass one more time. Thank your for the continued support and make sure to tell a friend if you have one.
Podcast Assault Ep. 48
Josh and Kevin from "The Art Assault podcast" stop by for this episode and a apology is issued to Kevin to start the show . TJ is still in Dodge City and late for the show, but Skinman is back in studio with his brand of the news. Coach is 2 weeks clean from pot and turning into a drunk week by week. They play question roulette with it quickly turning into Casey asking dumb questions while TJ and Skinman try to get to know the guest. What did everyone do for Memorial day?, Coach gets hate on Social media for a Whitney Houston comment, National masturbation day was Saturday and Coach has a strange question for everyone. Story about chasing cheese down a hill and an expulsive surprise left by a deceased grandpa plus NBA and WWE updates. We want to thank Josh and Kevin for stopping by to let us mess with them for an hour and letting everyone get to know them. Follow, like and share the hell out of this show.
From Dusk to Spade Ep. 47 5-24
Cum Laude 5-16 Ep. 46
With TJ in Dodge City and Coach in Wichita they use technology and are able to still do a show. Coach had a crazy week and weekend with both of his kids graduating and is trying out the smoke free life, now going to booze instead. TJ is working in Dodge City at a poop factory outdoors, but stills smell better than all the meat packing plants in the area. With trouble understanding times lines, Coach thought they had a guest this week but finds out it was next week really. WWE news, a women stranded Australia survives on candy and wine, cries for help turn out to be a surprise to cops working the case and getting hungry at a art museum. TJ is on the big screen as we experiment with Zoom trying to keep doing shows while he is out of town. Back with some more news, stories and hopefully some comedy next week.
Alien Entitie Ep. 45
The Smoke, Broke and Jerky Show Ep. 44
The Great Flood Ep. 43
A Mean Street Crew Ep. 42
With Skinman away on a important instigative assignment they guys try and remember how to do the show alone. Coach botches the opening and the show if off and running like a un oiled machine. TJ talks about having a surgery started on him only to discover they need better doctors to finish the job and how it cost him more money to buy food for his step daughters baby sitting job than she made baby sitting. Coach's family is on a diet and it brings up memory's of past family diets and how his family would hide food all over the house and his new idea for wearable foods. Coach did not really like the move "Knock at the Cabin" and it hurt TJ's feelings plus a foods that should not be eaten at work list is started. A story on a ern with he ashes being donated to Goodwill confirms Coaches fears of dying, TJ reads a story about a love that lasted forever with a twist and they finish with a game. More next week if they studio doesn't fill our time slot with Shazam reruns.
Exclusive Interview "Steve Irwin" Bonus Ep
After reaching out to our producer Coach decided to take a chance on an interview with Steve Irwin to in fact see if it was real and man was it a interview Coach will never forget.
The Universal Barber discount 4-10-23 Ep. 41
Well TJ and Coach are back and still trying to make you laugh (either with us or at us, we don't care) and brought Skinman along for the journey. Coach explains the Universal Barber discount to the guys, BBQ competition groupies and an explosion in TJ's neighborhood hits close to home. A new listener calls in and gives TJ a lot of love and doesn't seem to like Coach much. UFC 287 talk, Slap fight catchers not doing there job and a new edition Liberal gun safes drop. The list of people boycotting Bud light makes Coach laugh, TJ ask what crime we would commit if we know we could get away with it, a 6th grade fight club and Tiger is now Coaches hero again all jammed into this episode.