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Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. This is the Newz from Slam City. Bring a change of clothes. Quantimino™ Powered.
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Episode 14
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. Ren & Stimpy Show Revived at Comedy Central Twitter Hack Zoom Court Hearing Interrupted by A$$-Eating P0rn Video Kraft Is Replacing Morning Cereal Boxes With Mac And Cheese Breakfast Cheetos® 'Lets The Cat Out Of The Bag' With Launch Of New Cheetos Mac 'n Cheese Hungry Men Love Big Boobs How a man who flew 33 times amid coronavirus stays safe The Subtle Tricks Shopping Sites Use to Make You Spend More What Is the Weirdest Engine Swap You've Ever Come Across? Why don't we just throw all our garbage into volcanoes? Weed is not good for your heart, studies say Man solves six Rubik's cubes underwater for Guinness record The USDA Has Identified Some of Those 'Mystery Seeds' The Battle to Invent the Automatic Rice Cooker The correct way to make tea? Science weighs in on microwaving vs. kettle The 'Sweat' you drink: Inside the meteoric rise of Asia's answer to Gatorade
12:54
August 10, 2020
Episode 13
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. The Rock Buys XFL In $15 Million Deal Analogue Pocket Pre-Orders Sell Out in 15 Minutes Pringles instant noodles are being sold in Japan Frog Eats Beetle. Beetle Crawls Through Guts to Escape Zelda recipe appears in serious novel by serious author after rushed Google search Mystery as bizarre 15ft creature washes up on beach in Merseyside Tanzanite: Tanzanian miner earns millions after second rare find This Japanese face mask translates into eight languages Brand-new Tokyo Shibuya Scramble intersection opens Akihabara saying goodbye to landmark as giant Sega arcade announces it’s closing for good Japanese amusement park offers mask stickers so guests can silently 'scream' on roller coasters
12:46
August 9, 2020
Episode 12
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. Florida man flees crash, hides in fire station with backpack filled with drugs Police Arrest Man for Performing Scrotum Surgery at a Backpacker’s Hostel Average Age of Vehicles on the Road is Approaching 12 Years Dad still has penis attached to his arm four years after innovative op Wewahitchka man buys Porsche in Destin with check printed from home computer ‘Brushing’ scam: The case of the mysterious seeds in Minnesota Naked couple walking dog arrested in Hopkinton Doctors Share Bikini Pics to Call Out Study That Said They Were 'Unprofessional' Time Travel Simulation Shows Quantum 'Butterfly Effect' Doesn't Exist Tesla engineer upgrades chocolate chips Google offers refund as smart glasses stop working Grandfather-of-7 tells how a blast of steam shrunk enlarged prostate French’s Partners With Oskar Blues Brewery to Make a Yellow Mustard Beer Celebrating National Mustard Day Budweiser Zero is alcohol-free, sugar-free, hopefully not flavor-free Crocs released KFC clogs that smell like fried chicken that sold out in 30 minutes Can Greasy Pizza Boxes Be Recycled or Not?
19:24
August 4, 2020
Episode 11
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. Washington's football team to call itself Washington Football Team until it settles on a new name Michigan woman charged with arson after video shows car fire exploding in her face Eco-Responsible Furniture: This Bookshelf Can Be Reassembled Into A Coffin After The Owner’s Death University staff member caught printing out large letter-sized pr0n collection on office computer Limited edition Ramen Pringles to be sold in Pringles vending machines in Japan Egyptian women get 2 years in prison for TikTok dance videos A U.S. Army M1A2 Abrams Tank Accidentally Shot a Friendly Tank - Dodgeball with Tanks Watermelon Burgers must be seen (and tasted) to be believed Florida Congressional Candidate Warns of Internet 'Anime Porn' Like 'Dragon Ball Z' Space Force on alert: Behind Russia's mysterious testing of deadly anti-satellite weapons in orbit Dunkin' is closing 800 US locations Dunkin' and Post released coffee-flavored cereals with caffeine McDonald's worker refused to let pregnant customer use bathroom because she paid with coupon Guinness World Records reveals the world’s tallest giraffe Tampa teen accused of being ‘mastermind’ behind Twitter hack that targeted high-profile accounts Man's blocked bowel 'explodes' after he ate a big bowl of dumplings
22:16
August 4, 2020
Episode 10
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. "Glory holes" listed among health officials' tips for safe sex amid pandemic California woman allegedly pees on floor of Verizon store after being asked to wear a mask Houston is home to Texas’ first drive-thru strip club 82-year-old woman fights off bear in Japan Car number plate goes viral as people spot rude message it creates in the mirror: X32 22A Children running in museum knock over £50,000 glass sculpture of Disney castle Thai-inspired beverage shop in Manila has an interesting logo Apparently Putting A Pickle In Cheap Beer Makes It Taste Better  Active-matrix organic light-emitting diode display on human skin World's Most Expensive Pokémon Card Sells for $250K
15:28
July 28, 2020
Episode 9
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. Teenager allegedly spends $20,000 of parents' money on Twitch donations without them knowing KFC creating 3D-printed 'meat of the future' Dog Heist: Man Drove Car into Pet Store and Stole 6 Puppies The Bizarre History of Rock, Paper, Scissors Police search for woman, accused of shooting boyfriend who refused to argue with her Toyota owner left car 'somewhere' in Minneapolis after wild night Forget birds-eye view: Robotics team makes tiny camera for bugs Take a First Look at the 'Godzilla vs. Kong' Battle One of the oldest businesses on the internet just got sold for $9 billion Elon Musk claims his Neuralink chip will allow you to stream music directly to your brain
17:44
July 28, 2020
Episode 8
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. Pregnant Florida woman punched in face at gender reveal party Bolivian sex workers using raincoats to keep 'safe' More pr0n consumption creates greater erectile dysfunction in European men Police arrest naked Kentucky man who broke into home, ‘used mushrooms with Jesus’ Defendant Dared Homeless Man to Do a Backflip for $6, Laughed and Filmed as He Suffered Fatal Injury Fish with luscious human lips and teeth perplexes, arouses social media Bikini-clad woman says ‘Karen’ called her naked, demanded she ‘cover up’ Utah Nonprofit Raises Over $100K Selling Penis-Print Face Masks Body found by railroad tracks turns out to be sex doll Japan police seek to stop yakuza handing out Halloween sweets to children Sex Toy's Virtual Orgasm Coaching Service Gives New Meaning to Telehealth NSFW Paper Mario Easter egg is nice For The First Time Ever, Astronomers Have Witnessed a Black Hole 'Blink' Penguins Can Shoot Their Poop 4 Feet, Which Rules Put a Pickle in Your Shitty Beer Baker uses female urine from public toilets to make ‘Goldilocks bread’ Hybrid Fish Stuns Scientists As Two Species That Last Shared An Ancestor In The Jurassic Have Babies
28:05
July 20, 2020
Episode 7
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. Dude Allegedly Spends $8,000 of Honeymoon Money On a Gaming PC Music teacher convicted of giving girls semen-tainted flutes. He’s going to prison Abbreviation CR Man bites seagull after it tried to steal his McDonald's food Washington Redskins Are Having Issues Changing Their Name Likely Due To Man Trademarking Over 40 Potential Names Rare 'Super Mario Bros.' Game Sells for Whopping $114,000 USD White Castle becomes the first fast food chain to test out the robot fry cook, Flippy, from Miso Robotics Grant Imahara, Host of 'MythBusters' and 'White Rabbit Project,' Dies at 49 Wayfair conspiracy theory Lego made a 2,600-piece replica of playing Mario on the NES Burger King's latest sustainability effort: reduce cow farts Tom Yum soup Foxtrot’s assistant brings him a sprouted potato Apple, Elon Musk, Kanye West, and other accounts tweeted a bitcoin scam in giant Twitter hack Teens are dressing up as mask-wearing grandmas to try to score alcohol Bear Spotted Training With Nun-Chucks! Texas Man’s Alleged Use of PPP Funds for Crypto Instead of BBQ Has Feds Asking ‘Where’s the Beef?’ Vantablack? Meh. Meet the Ultra-Black Vantafish
30:50
July 20, 2020
Episode 6
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. New twist on an old favorite: Taco Bell debuts 'Grilled Cheese' burrito Al pastor from the corner store: How to make Spam tacos Weird Japanese vending machine find: Soda that looks like mayonnaise Man dragged while hanging out of stolen car driven by girlfriend Meet the Owner of the World's Largest Pizza Box Collection eSkootr is a high-speed electric scooter racing series launching in 2021 Japanese Aquariums Track Penguins' Dramatic, Salacious Love Lives Through Complex Flowcharts Slovakia police dog sniffs out $2.26B in methamphetamine seizure Google launches balloon-powered internet service in Kenya Woman claims she was scammed out of thousands on Venmo Tetris is now a daily game show with cash prizes
23:10
July 14, 2020
Episode 5
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. PlayStation owner accidentally buys 11 years of PlayStation Plus membership Ennio Morricone, Influential Creator of Music for Modern Cinema, Dies at 91 Woman, 29, with 52.8-inch legs says she loves showing them off Vehicle with stolen plates crashes into restaurant on Edmonton’s 118 Avenue 13 coronavirus cases linked to Playhouse strip club in Romulus The Accidental Invention of the Slip ‘N Slide Best Guns For Alien Invasion 'Costco Karen' Goes Viral After She Throws Temper Tantrum From Being Asked to Wear Face Mask Aichi man arrested again after having slashed over 1,000 women's tires to get to know them better The Nigerian Email Scammer Who Stole Millions From Premier League Club, NY Law Firm, Banks Frog stows away from Colombia to Wales in shipment of bananas St. Charles angler catches 112-pound catfish on Mississippi River Chicken makes daring escape in Instacart driver's trunk Could Black Holes Be The Dark Matter Our Universe Needs? PSVR Patent Describes Technology That Displays Ads Within Headsets KFC Completes Nationwide Switch from Potato Wedges to New Secret Recipe Fries
24:53
July 14, 2020
Episode 4
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. Alien invaders' AI found on Mars searching for signs of life New compounds from starfish show efficacy against cancer cells. Shaquille O'Neal and Papa John's Pizza launch Shaq-a-Roni Pizza with company's largest slices This recipe combines mac and cheese and queso fundido into one dish Victorian farmers perfect a smoked eggs Scientists say whale sharks have teeth on their eyeballs 'Half Baked 2' Headed for Production After Receiving Coveted California Tax Credit Huge Wendy's and Pizza Hut franchisee files for bankruptcy A Dog’s Life: Russia’s only Corgi Cop calls it quits Biggest gold fraud breaks in China: 83 tons of gold bars used as loan collateral turned out to be copper Hair weaves from Chinese prison camps seized Egyptian belly-dancer given three-year jail term for 'inciting debauchery' A 100-mph car chase in California ends with suspect driving over cliff and into the Pacific Ocean Italian police seize over $1 billion of 'ISIS-made' amphetamines Man takes 92 wet sponge hits to the face for Guinness record
31:43
July 6, 2020
Episode 3
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. Doomscrolling Is Slowly Eroding Your Mental Health Lamborghini Huracan Spyder totaled 20 minutes after leaving showroom Nasa astronaut accidentally drops mirror into space NASA offering $20,000 for best idea in astronaut toilet challenge Man takes a swim in Bass Pro Shops aquarium, police work to identify him Man Tries Using Tree To Lift Ford Super Duty Cab And It Goes Terribly Wrong Rob Paulsen Promises the New ‘Animaniacs’ Episodes Stay True to the Original Couple finds swastika of pepperoni on their Little Caesars pizza The Perfect Art Heist: Hack the Money, Leave the Painting New Giant Evangelion Attraction Opening In Japan Costco stops selling half-sheet cakes Ancient Japanese birds looked a lot like New Zealand's monster penguins Trip to the store for hot dogs leads man to $100,000 lottery jackpot Crater of Diamonds visitor finds 2.23-carat brown diamond in the dirt Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas and Daddy Juice Energy Florida man fist-fights alligator to save dog Boy, 10, has a five-foot cable stuck in bladder 'for five years' Family too scared to leave house after 25,000 bees invade kids' garden trampoline School board member in Oklahoma spotted drinking a beer during board meeting Semi crash leaves road covered in French fries Japan awards first-ever ninja studies degree New hack runs homebrew code from DVD-R on unmodified PlayStation 2 The Pokémon Go grandpa’s bike evolves to hold 64 smartphones
30:08
July 6, 2020
Episode 2
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. More hikers getting lost and injured on Greenbelt Former Manager of Little Caesars Store Posts Photos of Rats in Pizza Sauce and Trash Can G Fuel Introduces Sonic the Hedgehog Energy Drink Tennessee dog turns 20, sets record for oldest living golden retriever in history 'Black neutron star' discovery changes astronomy Latest sighting of the Loch Ness monster A.I. Robot Cast in Lead Role of $70M Sci-Fi Film Tanzanite: Tanzanian miner becomes overnight millionaire Leech swims up man’s penis, drinks pint of blood before docs pull it out Not kidding around: Woman sues for paternity test on goats The Arctic is on fire: Siberian heat wave alarms scientists Man allegedly caught at airport with cocaine inside artificial penis Man's bladder is torn apart from holding urine for 18 hours 'Godzilla dust cloud' from Sahara blankets Caribbean on its way to US X-rated p0rno mistaken for kid’s book Man has his colon torn apart by a 16-inch live eel The Latest Pandemic Shortage: Coins Are The New Toilet Paper
28:55
June 30, 2020
Episode 1
Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. Government denies knowledge of strange 'UFO' over Japanese city Giant cherry found on Italian farm unofficially breaks world record 'The Bold and the Beautiful' employs blow-up doll for love scenes Man with machete tattoo on face accused of machete attack Drunk monkey to spend life behind bars in India Man on whale-watching holiday captures one-in-a-million shot of 10-foot penis Free Comic Book Day Expands to 9 Weeks This Summer Guinness reverses decision to strip Billy Mitchell’s Pac-Man and Donkey Kong records Sushi tacos now on sale in Japan Stunningly intact giant squid washes ashore in South Africa Fired police officer accused in feces sandwich prank loses second bid to get his job back Kosher lube puts oral sex on the menu for Orthodox Jews CERN wants to build a new $23 billion super-collider that's 100 kilometres long Smelly durian fruit sends six to hospital and forces evacuation Women less likely to date men with cats, study finds Joel Schumacher, famed director of Batman films and The Lost Boys, dies at 80 The C.A.R.L.Y.—That's “Can’t Afford Real Life Yet”—Is the Consumer of the Future Man causes mayhem after sharing ‘abomination’ in his pizza delivery order: Strawberries on a pizza Botched restoration of Virgin Mary painting goes viral
38:46
June 29, 2020