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We get an Orange Ranger, a Gold Ranger, and a freaking Zenith Ranger, but no Brown Ranger? No Bronze Ranger? So much for diversity!

So, like, could ten aliens cats eat one person each, and then each of those cats could be eaten by another cat? You know, like Russian doll logic? I should really stop asking questions.

Wait, if Loki can time travel couldn't he just go all the way back and be like, "Nah, Thanos. Cool deal, but I think I'll just go take the L in Asgard"?

Can I kick it? I know it's been like a month, but can I still kick it?

The Blue Beatles lineage is pretty strong. Dan Garrett, Ted Kord, Ringo Starr, seriously what an iconic group of heroes.

So are Skrulls offended by The Hulk? What about Gamora? She-Hulk? If they find She-Hulk offensive there's a special place on the internet just for them.

Don't bother, guys. Spider-Ham isn't even in this one.

Looks like the fat lady's singing, folks. How does the final Guardians adventure fare in the modern MCU? Let's get into it.

Grab your morphers and summon your Zords, as we return to the world of Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers! Where robots, witches, and angsty teenagers clash in a battle for not only the world, but time itself!

Wahoo! Yippie! Daddy Issues...? Wa-hoo! Ha-ha!

Say his name! No, not that one. No, not that one either. Captain who? That's a totally different character! Ugh, we really need to get these kids some name tags!

Heroes of the present, past, and future. A world where time moves differently from out own. A man who has destroyed multiple timelines in his search for conquest. None of these factors have anything to do with each other.

Thank you for supporting The Panel Biter for all these years. Your support and attention has made my life more fulfilling. Sharing comic books and superheroes, with cohosts and listeners alike, has been such an honor. I love all of you so much. Going forward, I will never forget what The Panel Biter has brought out of me.

It's been a long year of podcasting. Clayfaces, cannibals, and, of course, jackals. The Comic Buffet is cracked wide open this Christmas!

It's a shame this never took off. Imagine a KFC Famous Bowl fighting a Whopper!

They're not the Justice League we deserve, but they're The Justice League we need. Or maybe, we don't need them? I don't know if anyone needs them. And honestly, I don't know if they deserve to be deserved...

Christmas is coming early *reloads suit of armor*

Let's just get to the question: is it right for Disney/Marvel to profit off the death of Chadwick Boseman?

Imperious Rex! Sorry, I always wanted to shout that and everyone else is shouting "Wakanda Forever" and I just wanted to stand out...

Grab your medals and get ready to robattle! And just wait until Ikki and his old robot start firing!

Magneto has turned to the light (again), the X-Men are on the edge of destruction (again), and the entire mutant race may be in peril (again)! But this time, the costumes are black (again though).

I feel like if I were the Wizard I would have a much more in-depth process of choosing people to give God powers to. This Wizard is three steps away from keeping God powers behind a glass case at Walmart.

Her power? Savage. Her smarts? Incredible. Her style? Ahem. Werkin' it, gurl! *snap, snap, snap*

Listener beware! You're in for a scare!  The Paranormal side to the MCU appears from the shadows! Let the haunt begin.

Shut the hell up and unlock your disc! Grab your DVD collection and your roller skates, because the world of monsters needs your help! Monsters rule!

In today's podcast we talk about the expected episodes for the rest of the year, the future of The Panel Biter podcasts, and my venture into self publishing.

Digimon. Do we catch em all? Can we become a Digimon Champion? And is Tai a bigger jerk than Ash Ketchum? Today we inspect the Digimon franchise to decide if it truly is the ripoff some schoolyard peers might call it.

Nobody told Dick Grayson being Batman would be this hard. Or this bloody.

This show is just plain inhuman! Sorry, was that a bit of a stretch? Okay, okay, I'm all capped out!

Follow Peter Parker as he falls in love, loses his friends, and saves the world.

Welcome to "Thor 4: There's More Thors Than Before"!

Superman and his family battle a mad robot obsessed with sucking out souls!

Martian race wars! Magic disasters! Spooky murder boxes!

Damian Wayne has a lot to prove. But he also has a lot to make up for. With his archenemy and his giant monster, Robin atones for his misdeeds in his very first solo series.

On Earth 838, Raffi doesn't record podcasts. No, he hosts a home renovation show on the ABC Channel called "Raffi Renovations". New episodes at 6pm on Wednesdays, followed by new episodes of "Black-ish". Which, on 838, stars Nick Cannon and a gender-bent version of True Jackson VP.

Do you think there's a multiverse where this is a better movie?

So, when Thanos snapped his fingers did Marc or Steven turn into dust? Did either of their personalities turn into dust? Did Khonshu turn into dust? I don't know how this works.

Elektra is the deadliest woman the world has ever known, but even she has here limits. When the entire assassin community comes looking for her, Elektra will need some unlikely assistance.

Two times the heroics! Two times the villainy! And two times the speed! Sonic is back! Robotnik is back! Tom's sister-in-law is back! Truly, everyone's favorites return in the long awaited sequel to a video game blockbuster. 

She-Hulk's biggest case is brought to her by Steve Rogers-Captain America, The First Avenger, and....murderer?

Finally, a gritty Batman movie.

The underrated Justice Leaguer fights to revive his home planet, at the cost of another world. Behold, as Martian Manhunter collects his missing pieces and enacts his own version of Martian Justice!

He loves peace and he'll say a lot of bad stuff and generally be a pretty toxic person to get it.

She's not Spider-Man. Or Spider-Woman. Or Spider-Gwen, or Miles Morales, or Venom. Or Carnage, or Spider-Man 2099, and she's not Madame Web either. Or any of The Slingers or Toxin or Scarlet Spider or Kane. No, no, no, she is Silk! Oh, and she's not Superior Spider-Man. Forgot about him.

Today we discuss the Maker of Peace, we Justify Youngsters, and we Knight Moons.

Gotham City is under siege by the likes of super villains, secret ninjas, and deadly soldiers in Batman armor. To combat a new generation of evil, The Dark Knight recruits friends and foes alike to join The Gotham Knights Protocol. But could Batman's most trusted allies be his ultimate downfall? The Panel Biter proudly presents...The Comic Buffet Podcast.

Hey, bro. You should watch this show, bro. It's got good characters, and an engaging mystery behind it. Very short, bro. Good binge material, bro.

Electro, The Lizard, Sandman, Doctor Octopus, Green Goblin, and the deadliest foe Spider-Man has ever faced...J. Jonah Jameson bring chaos to New York City. And only Peter Parker can save his city.

The only thing longer than their lives is the length of this movie.

This special episode is completely animated! It's still an audio format, but Raffi turned into a cartoon.....We don't know how to fix him!