The Panel Biter
By Rafael Ayala
The Panel BiterApr 04, 2022
Raffi Reviews "Power Rangers: Cosmic Fury"
We get an Orange Ranger, a Gold Ranger, and a freaking Zenith Ranger, but no Brown Ranger? No Bronze Ranger? So much for diversity!
Raffi Reviews "The Marvels"
So, like, could ten aliens cats eat one person each, and then each of those cats could be eaten by another cat? You know, like Russian doll logic? I should really stop asking questions.
Raffi Reviews "Loki Season 2"
Wait, if Loki can time travel couldn't he just go all the way back and be like, "Nah, Thanos. Cool deal, but I think I'll just go take the L in Asgard"?
Raffi Reviews "TMNT: Mutant Mayhem"
Can I kick it? I know it's been like a month, but can I still kick it?
Raffi Reviews "Blue Beetle"
The Blue Beatles lineage is pretty strong. Dan Garrett, Ted Kord, Ringo Starr, seriously what an iconic group of heroes.
"Raffi" Reviews "Secret Invasion"
So are Skrulls offended by The Hulk? What about Gamora? She-Hulk? If they find She-Hulk offensive there's a special place on the internet just for them.
Raffi Reviews "Spider-Man: Across The Spiderverse"
Don't bother, guys. Spider-Ham isn't even in this one.
Raffi Reviews "Guardians of The Galaxy Vol. 3"
Looks like the fat lady's singing, folks. How does the final Guardians adventure fare in the modern MCU? Let's get into it.
Raffi Reviews "Mighty Morphing' Power Rangers: Once & Always"
Grab your morphers and summon your Zords, as we return to the world of Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers! Where robots, witches, and angsty teenagers clash in a battle for not only the world, but time itself!
Raffi Reviews "Super Mario Bros. The Movie"
Wahoo! Yippie! Daddy Issues...? Wa-hoo! Ha-ha!
Raffi Reviews "Shazam! Fury of The Gods"
Say his name! No, not that one. No, not that one either. Captain who? That's a totally different character! Ugh, we really need to get these kids some name tags!
Raffi Reviews "Antman & The Wasp: Quantumania"
Heroes of the present, past, and future. A world where time moves differently from out own. A man who has destroyed multiple timelines in his search for conquest. None of these factors have anything to do with each other.
Raffi's Round Up #46 "Hitting The Road"
Thank you for supporting The Panel Biter for all these years. Your support and attention has made my life more fulfilling. Sharing comic books and superheroes, with cohosts and listeners alike, has been such an honor. I love all of you so much. Going forward, I will never forget what The Panel Biter has brought out of me.
Raffi's Round Up #45 "69 Minutes"
It's been a long year of podcasting. Clayfaces, cannibals, and, of course, jackals. The Comic Buffet is cracked wide open this Christmas!
The Mon Pod #4 "Fighting Foodons"
It's a shame this never took off. Imagine a KFC Famous Bowl fighting a Whopper!
The Comic Buffet "Justice League International"
They're not the Justice League we deserve, but they're The Justice League we need. Or maybe, we don't need them? I don't know if anyone needs them. And honestly, I don't know if they deserve to be deserved...
Movie Biter "Iron Man 3"
Christmas is coming early *reloads suit of armor*
Raffi's Round-Up #44 "Coffin Full of Dollars"
Let's just get to the question: is it right for Disney/Marvel to profit off the death of Chadwick Boseman?
Raffi Reviews "Black Panther: Wakanda Forever"
Imperious Rex! Sorry, I always wanted to shout that and everyone else is shouting "Wakanda Forever" and I just wanted to stand out...
The Mon Pod #3 "Medabots"
Grab your medals and get ready to robattle! And just wait until Ikki and his old robot start firing!
The Comic Buffet "Uncanny X-Men: Superior"
Magneto has turned to the light (again), the X-Men are on the edge of destruction (again), and the entire mutant race may be in peril (again)! But this time, the costumes are black (again though).
Raffi Reviews "Black Adam"
I feel like if I were the Wizard I would have a much more in-depth process of choosing people to give God powers to. This Wizard is three steps away from keeping God powers behind a glass case at Walmart.
Raffi Reviews "She-Hulk: Attorney at Law"
Her power? Savage. Her smarts? Incredible. Her style? Ahem. Werkin' it, gurl! *snap, snap, snap*
Raffi Reviews "Werewolf By Night"
Listener beware! You're in for a scare! The Paranormal side to the MCU appears from the shadows! Let the haunt begin.
The Mon Pod #2 "Monster Rancher"
Shut the hell up and unlock your disc! Grab your DVD collection and your roller skates, because the world of monsters needs your help! Monsters rule!
Raffi's Round-Up #43 "Penultimate"
In today's podcast we talk about the expected episodes for the rest of the year, the future of The Panel Biter podcasts, and my venture into self publishing.
The Mon Pod #1 "Digimon"
Digimon. Do we catch em all? Can we become a Digimon Champion? And is Tai a bigger jerk than Ash Ketchum? Today we inspect the Digimon franchise to decide if it truly is the ripoff some schoolyard peers might call it.
The Comic Buffet "Batman: Black Mirror"
Nobody told Dick Grayson being Batman would be this hard. Or this bloody.
Raffi Reviews "Ms. Marvel"
This show is just plain inhuman! Sorry, was that a bit of a stretch? Okay, okay, I'm all capped out!
The Comic Buffet "Spider-Man: Life Story"
Follow Peter Parker as he falls in love, loses his friends, and saves the world.
Raffi Reviews "Thor: Love & Thunder"
Welcome to "Thor 4: There's More Thors Than Before"!
The Comic Buffet "Superman"
Superman and his family battle a mad robot obsessed with sucking out souls!
Raffi Reviews "Young Justice: Phantoms"
Martian race wars! Magic disasters! Spooky murder boxes!
The Comic Buffet "Robin: Son of Batman"
Damian Wayne has a lot to prove. But he also has a lot to make up for. With his archenemy and his giant monster, Robin atones for his misdeeds in his very first solo series.
Raffi Reviews/Raffi Rants/Raffi's Round-Up #42 "Mandiverse of Multness"
On Earth 838, Raffi doesn't record podcasts. No, he hosts a home renovation show on the ABC Channel called "Raffi Renovations". New episodes at 6pm on Wednesdays, followed by new episodes of "Black-ish". Which, on 838, stars Nick Cannon and a gender-bent version of True Jackson VP.
Raffi Reviews "Doctor Strange in The Multiverse of Madness"
Do you think there's a multiverse where this is a better movie?
Raffi Reviews "Moon Knight"
So, when Thanos snapped his fingers did Marc or Steven turn into dust? Did either of their personalities turn into dust? Did Khonshu turn into dust? I don't know how this works.
The Comic Buffet "Elektra"
Elektra is the deadliest woman the world has ever known, but even she has here limits. When the entire assassin community comes looking for her, Elektra will need some unlikely assistance.
Raffi Reviews "Sonic The Hedgehog 2"
Two times the heroics! Two times the villainy! And two times the speed! Sonic is back! Robotnik is back! Tom's sister-in-law is back! Truly, everyone's favorites return in the long awaited sequel to a video game blockbuster.
The Comic Buffet "She-Hulk"
She-Hulk's biggest case is brought to her by Steve Rogers-Captain America, The First Avenger, and....murderer?
Raffi Reviews "The Batman"
Finally, a gritty Batman movie.
The Comic Buffet "Martian Manhunter"
The underrated Justice Leaguer fights to revive his home planet, at the cost of another world. Behold, as Martian Manhunter collects his missing pieces and enacts his own version of Martian Justice!
Raffi Reviews "Peacemaker"
He loves peace and he'll say a lot of bad stuff and generally be a pretty toxic person to get it.
The Comic Buffet "Silk"
She's not Spider-Man. Or Spider-Woman. Or Spider-Gwen, or Miles Morales, or Venom. Or Carnage, or Spider-Man 2099, and she's not Madame Web either. Or any of The Slingers or Toxin or Scarlet Spider or Kane. No, no, no, she is Silk! Oh, and she's not Superior Spider-Man. Forgot about him.
Raffi's Round-Up #41 "Make Peace, Not Moon Men"
Today we discuss the Maker of Peace, we Justify Youngsters, and we Knight Moons.
The Comic Buffet "Detective Comics"
Gotham City is under siege by the likes of super villains, secret ninjas, and deadly soldiers in Batman armor. To combat a new generation of evil, The Dark Knight recruits friends and foes alike to join The Gotham Knights Protocol. But could Batman's most trusted allies be his ultimate downfall? The Panel Biter proudly presents...The Comic Buffet Podcast.
Raffi Review's "Hawkeye"
Hey, bro. You should watch this show, bro. It's got good characters, and an engaging mystery behind it. Very short, bro. Good binge material, bro.
Raffi Reviews "Spider-Man: No Way Home"
Electro, The Lizard, Sandman, Doctor Octopus, Green Goblin, and the deadliest foe Spider-Man has ever faced...J. Jonah Jameson bring chaos to New York City. And only Peter Parker can save his city.
Raffi Reviews "Eternals"
The only thing longer than their lives is the length of this movie.
Raffi's Round-Up #40 "It's Martian Justice, Baby!"
This special episode is completely animated! It's still an audio format, but Raffi turned into a cartoon.....We don't know how to fix him!