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The Soccer, Football Podcast

The Soccer, Football Podcast

By Sev & Smeak

Satirical English Premier League podcast hosted by Sev and Smeak. Haters of the hop,skip penalty. Scott Parker stans. Content is PG 13.
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A Midpoint Chat

The Soccer, Football PodcastJan 12, 2021

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And The Crowd Was Calling Out...

And The Crowd Was Calling Out...

The U.S. spill out of the 2022 World Cup, while Group B winners, England, advance. Smeak and Sev recap these games, and more, in this episode.

Dec 06, 202253:35
An Ideal Situation

An Ideal Situation

Sev and Smeak cover a crazy third matchday in Group B of the 2022 World Cup. With the results, it's safe to say the group played out perfectly for the future of the pod. Plus, a preview of the games remaining before the round of 16, and the return of Smeaks Pickem's? 

Nov 30, 202244:48
The Way the World Views American Soccer

The Way the World Views American Soccer

What team is Smeak pledging his fandom to? Did the United States change the way the world views American Soccer? Who can advance from Group B and how? Smeak and Sev discuss. 

Nov 28, 202254:60
Bodies Flying Everywhere

Bodies Flying Everywhere

Sev and Smeak breakdown Matchday 1 for Group B at the 2022 World Cup.

Nov 22, 202236:52
The 2022 World Cup Group B Podcast

The 2022 World Cup Group B Podcast

Sev and Smeak are back. This time, they're testing the waters of international football, soccer. 

Listen in to what might be the only podcast in the world focused solely on Group B (England, Iran, US, Wales) of the 2022 World Cup in Qatar. 

Nov 15, 202253:30
Bromance

Bromance

In this episode, Sev and Smeak discuss all things Premier League Week 21. The January Transfer Window concludes, and the theme was loans, loans, loans. Liverpool get their man. Newcastle have a new leader? Manchester City freight train is full speed ahead. A relegation tustle is, tussled. Manchester United and Arsenal give it a go. Leeds find some form. And Liverpool are firmly back to their winning ways. Plus, some new segments. 

Feb 02, 202101:16:02
The Best One Yet

The Best One Yet

We humbly believe this is our best episode yet. In this episode, Sev and Smeak discuss Week 20 of the Premier League season. Also, MLS defender to the League Champs? We forgot about Lingard, honestly. Villa drops crucial points. Arsenal's hot streak continues. The Tuchel era has begun. Brighton and Scott Parker play to a thrilling... draw? Liverpool are back on track. And Manchester United? What happened to Manchester United? Sheffield happened. 

Also discussed, the Premier League's best banger-getters, and Premier League managers Sev and Smeak would like to get a beer with.

Like we said, humbly, our best episode yet. 

Jan 30, 202101:08:48
What Week is it?

What Week is it?

In this episode, Sev and Smeak discuss a myriad of topics floating around the Premier League. These include, Super Frank losing his powers. A couple of much needed loans. And some fixtures that we can't quite find a week to attach to. Listen and enjoy!

Jan 26, 202140:45
Back to Back

Back to Back

Sev and Smeak drop their second episode in as many weeks. They share a very fun chat surrounding weeks 18 and 19 in the Premier League season. The two biggest recurring stories, COVID and Ozil, are touched upon. The Manchester United vs Liverpool first place battle is discussed in-depth.  And awards are given for the best moment of the week, best performance of the week, and best goal of the week.

Jan 20, 202139:38
A Midpoint Chat

A Midpoint Chat

Smeak and Sev share their thoughts on the first half of the Premier League Season. 

Jan 12, 202142:49
We're Baaaack

We're Baaaack

What in the Sean Dyche happened to the top six this weekend? Smeak and Sev discuss a languid Premier League matchday. Is Southampton destined for Europe?  What was Klopp yelling about for 20 minutes? Was it Scott Parker’s looks, or something less beautiful? Did Crystal Palace solve the Mourinho puzzle? Sheffield are just bad. And Leicester blitzed Brighton on Fantasy Football playoffs opening weekend.

Dec 15, 202001:35:34
The Man Who Wasn't Afraid of Anything

The Man Who Wasn't Afraid of Anything

Smeak and Sev discuss Premier League Matchday 9.

Nov 27, 202001:40:31
A Heavyweight Fight to a Pillow Fight

A Heavyweight Fight to a Pillow Fight

The Premier League's top two sides face off. Smeak and Sev make their cases for the week's most impressive team. Thank you Paul Mitchell. Leeds and "In his bag." Ziyech and his magic wand impress the hosts. Three or five, the controversy rages on. And speaking of controversy, what is a handball?

Nov 10, 202001:38:07
The Highest Paid Twitter Admin

The Highest Paid Twitter Admin

In this episode Sev and Smeak discuss AWB's famous person problems. Is Özil a better playmaker or content creator? Who turned off the goals this weekend? Chelsea and Manchester United put on a snoozer. The Premier League table takes form. We award our first "In His Bag" player nomination. Jose Mourinho awards our referee of the week. 

Oct 27, 202001:24:35
Pass it to the Italians

Pass it to the Italians

Sev and Smeak discuss a controversial Merseyside Derby. A pair of title contenders suffer shock 3-3 draws, but that's just football. Pep and Mikel, master vs. pupil round 3. West Brom passes it to the Italians. Show us something, Wolves. And Lookman, Fulham can hang.

Oct 20, 202001:25:24
A Bad Day at the Office

A Bad Day at the Office

It was a historic weekend in the PL. The Reds had a bad day at the office x 2. Sev and Smeak do NOT like the hop, skip. West Ham... anyone? 

Oct 06, 202001:13:12
Deadline Day

Deadline Day

It's a Deadline Day special! In this episode, Sev and Smeak assign letter grades to the summer transfer windows of ten randomly selected Premier League teams. 

Oct 06, 202033:34
The Face Off
Sep 29, 202001:27:57
Schlupp of The League
Sep 23, 202001:24:37
The Premier League is Back
Sep 16, 202001:29:24
Intro
Sep 15, 202000:30