The Spit Jar

The fall season has truly untapped potential in competitive sports. 

We've seen you rake those leaves. It's time for you to go "pro." 

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This episode was recorded last year and kept secret in the Spit Jar Vault... its powerful positive and nostalgic energy may be too much to handle. 

Oops! We almost let this episode be ruined by some audio distortion... but we mostly fixed it. Just like how we fix sports in this episode. 

It's Season 3, baby! Delayed just like your favorite AAA video game release. 

Find out which song would save us from Vecna and the game that became our obsession. 

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from The Spit Jar!

What song makes you immediately think of a movie? Do you have an unpopular culinary opinion? Have you ever been to Coney Island?

Are you part of a toxic fanbase of a media series or music group? Have you ever gotten into an argument over a sauce packet? Do the words 'red scarf' make you angry? Please call the 24 hour support line at (420) 555-6969 so you can get the help you need.

We're back! Find out which fictional characters we think could wield the mighty Mjolnir. Also, we describe our outrageous billionaire backyards. 

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The musical sensation that's sweeping the nation, find out our boy band personas and who our fangirls are. Also, find out our most expensive mistakes. If you're looking for love, the Hottest Mess in Town is here for you, slide into our dm's @thespitjar .

Happy Birthday to the Big Lovin' Hunk of Love! Today we ask what kind of magic app would appear on your phone, and find out things we'd never do again. 

Go support our friends and their band  Salt  at the Buzzards and Bees event Oct. 23. For more details visit their Instagram page @saltsounds

A ticket to anywhere and anything. What would you choose? Also, find out our favorite video game Easter eggs.

Find out what horrors stalk us deep in the forest. We remove all single-use plastics from the world.

We travel back to medieval times and describe our peasant lives. A suggested topic asks us what song was overplayed until we hated it?

Hey Listeners! The audio was doing some weird shit, hopefully it sounds alright. Topics today are toys we want made into video games, and the world without social media. 

If you made first contact with aliens on a different planet, how would you do it? The Hottest Mess in Town hits us with a surprise movie guessing game. 

Could you recognize the one kid in class who was super rich? But could you destroy them in a red rover game to the death? (I think so.)

Can you narrow down all of music into one "greatest song" ? Did you love tide pods and hate the Harlem shake? Listen now for our surprising answers!

What would a restaurant built around your tastes look like? What would you do given a shopping cart and unlimited money?

We talk about favorite movie genres and what wouldn't change if we were instant millionaires. Thanks for listening to us for 50 episodes! You rock!

What food item from a cartoon or movie makes you instantly hungry? Perhaps... Ratatouille?

100 years from now, what major events and people are featured in a 21st century textbook? Also, what would we be in the Star Wars galaxy, if not a Jedi?

Hey listeners! The Spit Jar is back to a regular posting schedule. Todays topics include animal occupations, and which classic movie role we would take over!

Haunting an arcade sounds like something we would do. Having a bear as a pet is also on par for us. Find out what other mischief we get up to in today's episode.

This is a weird one. Why? Because our first topic is about weird things that should be acceptable. Also because we spend 15 minutes describing giant robots. (ROBOT ILLUSTRATIONS COMING SOON)

We go back in time and start new lives in different eras. Find out what things were worth the hype. Hop in the discord and let us know what you think of In-N-Out Burger.

There are some things that people take way too seriously, like podcasting. We're just here for a good time. Don't @ us. 

Who reigns supreme, in the kingdom of wings? Are wings better bone-in or boneless? And find out who really wants a volcano to explode! What a saucy episode!

We list off some movies that were poorly received or scored low by critics, that we love. Jayden asks us what our collections are. 

Whether it be from a movie, TV show or game... we reveal the music that turned a moment into a masterpiece. And for dessert: rare treats.

Maybe you are confident about your chosen career path, but are you setting yourself up for post-apocalyptic pain and poverty? Also we talk about actors who are irreplaceable in their roles. This episode does not contain any actual advice on wasteland employment opportunities. 

For the first episode recorded after the Homeschool Hero Hiatus, we pick our favorite Olympic sport and a video game we would live in. Also, Zach gets stabbed and shot. 

What dark and dangerous things happen in the shadows of Hogwarts? Do wizards have magic drugs? Also, we talk about weddings, a different kind of M A G I C A L. 

We channel our inner divinity and reveal who is the patron saint of sandwiches. Also, aliens create a zoo featuring The Spit Jar members.

Find out who our favorite fictional bands are while we drink liquid glass! It's just like honey!

Zach dies, Troy's son moves out, Steve gets eaten by his dog and Jayden hits a second peak.

Don't think about it too much. In this episode: We replace the seven dwarves with more exciting versions, and discover the one state that is secretly 90% aliens. 

Happy Independence day to all of our listeners! Hope you have a fun, safe weekend and don't start any wildfires. Seriously. Topics include favorite holidays and something about bodily noises. 

The podcast welcomes celebrity travel blogger and lover of cats, Chanel. When we aren't peaking into our lives in an alternate universe, we're deciding which animals we would switch legs with. Special thanks to our fantastic guest! Tune in Thursday, when Troy returns to the Spit Jar.

The Spit Jar welcomes Jon, a professional actor and Hale Centre Theater veteran. The only thing deeper than his voice is his love for the podcast. After the episode, go see him perform as the lead actor in the off-Broadway adaptation of Pepperoni Capezolli.

If you had multiple lives, how would you use them? Apparently we would jump off buildings for comedic effect. Classic us. Also we talk about obscure things we were into as kids. 

Not the food, but how great do those sound right now? Oh and find out who is brave enough to go into space! Follow us on TikTok for an absolute thirst trap.

Murder. Kidnapping. Mind Control. What dark secrets do our favorite movies and games hide? But also listen for good advice on de-stressing, we can be helpful sometimes.

Not actually ten things, and really they're things we would change about ourselves. Don't worry though, this episode has more than meets the eye. Tell a friend about the 'pod and you'll win a prize*.

*the prize is a friend who also listens to The Spit Jar. 

Could you live in a world where everyone shared your same personality? Maybe, but Steve's personality? Yikes. We also finally discuss our #2 most requested topic. Wish Zach a happy birthday today, and have a great rest of your week. 

After excessive rioting and protests for the return of The Spit Jar, we're back. Now in a shorter format to prove that length isn't what makes a great podcast. Topics include: Post-Pandemic Pros & Cons and something about piano wire. Next episode will air on Tuesday, for those who are thirsting for the Spit Jar. 

Who believes in Santa? Who's secretly a "Scrooge?" Who almost ended a marriage with a Christmas gift? Find out the answers in this very festive episode of The Spit Jar. Check out our YouTube channel for the video version of this episode (Coming Soon!) We're taking a short break but will be back with more episodes after the holidays, so have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from the four man weekly topics-based podcast.

In this episode of The Spit Jar: We discuss which creature-combos would be cool or outright freaky, open up about the last time we cried and share some of the best compliments we've received. Let us know on social media if we made it into your end of year top podcast lists and thanks for listening to the four man weekly topics-based podcast.