The weenie station
By Juan De La Cerda, Carlos Pinela, Hiram Rosario
The weenie stationApr 03, 2021
Homeless Homies
Weenie boys doing another solo pod getting to know where to homie stand on the real issues. By issue were talking about getting to know if you'd share with your boy if you saw his gay porn. Carlos and Juan talk about how to get out of being homeless. We talked on cubans hating other cubans. If you listen closely you can hear Juans dog talk some deep ass about us. Follow us on all social medias. Twitter @stationweenie instagram,youtube,cashapp @theweeniestation
Big B's
Weenies are trying to marinate in this episode again by looking at each others lips. Getting into talking about Big B Bill cosby and J.cole again. What ethics will get you to drop your homies. Carlos talks about his dad not drinking to reggeton. Juan talks about getting into talking about some new video games. Follow us on twitter @ stationweenie instagram, youtube, facebook, and cash app @theweeniestation
Sharing my mans breath under a tent
Everybody loves J.Cole Ft. Uriel, AJ, Avery
Follow uri on instagram @uvtm_designs for some dope clothing
On this weeks weeniestation the boys are joined by Uri, Avery and AJ who are some of the dopest people on earth. Listen to us talk about how much Avery is lying about how much he doesn't like J.Cole. AJ gets into her college basketball routine and her short coach giving her the work. We have Uri talk about his life in Boston and Chicago. Getting deeper into his art, Juan and Uri delve into how Pablo is related and the kind of community that they both share.
Sour patch piss ft (Leo Danny & Hanzel)
Long stroke gates Ft. Slam Pigs
Get to know the Slam Pigs on this podcast with guests Octavio, Fidel, and Walker. One of the best tasting fastest growing local BBQ food providers. We get into the age old question of what you would do if your child came out slow? Octavio gets real specific when asked if he would let billy long dick gates get his cummies inside for a cool one million. We get into their food, pop ups and how the business is run. Walker gives his take on the Logan Paul vs. Mayweather fight leading to an non-believer for the Carlos vs. Tom Holland fight. Ending the pod Walker gives himself a shout out so ladies hit up the next pop up to check out the boy. Thank you all for listening, follow us on twitter @stationweenie instagram @theweeniestation cash app @theweeniestation
Sexy Bugs bunny (ft.Jayaire woods)
on this solo episode we have Juan joined by our good friend Jayaire woods (who is dropping new music really soon). we discuss everything from sexy ass cartoon characters, covid vaccine controversy ,paranormal activity and juan may or may not have put jayaire on to an adderall addiction. tune in and listen to our conversation.
Peanut butter falcon Ft Sick Stop
Carlos gets on a rampage when talking about his meat. Sick Stop wonders what the situation when spotting your homie on the squat rack. Would you let Carlos spot you or die trying. Getting into lottery winnings Sick Stop gets asked if he would let the homies smash if he was offered one million. Juan and Carlos get into having kids and we ask Sick if he would give up a special needs kids. We get the special shout out for the homie caro.pr01 cause he needs that love. Follow us on twitter @stationweenie instagram @theweeniestation Follow our friend SickStop on instagram @stick stop
opposum spirit animal
Hamburger Tacos
Weenie boys let it known the would clap some cheeks in prison. Carlos and Juan get into how they would escape being homeless. Juan is taking the week to head to toledo so he can get people to use cilantro in their restaurants. Mosquitos that get into your ears while you sleep should be extinct and Carlos votes that they should have frogs on their shoulders to keep them away at night. Pooping in mexico becomes dangerous because of coyotes. Follow us for more content on twitter @stationweenie Intstagram @stationweenie cashapp $thestationweenie. Thank you all for listening and stay tuned for next week's pod
marshmallow dripping ft. Pablo and Cruz
Joined today we have one of the best duo's to be seen on this podcast, Pablo and Cruz! We get into some sausage fest philosophy in how many dudes can you really bring to a house party? Cruz and Carlos get really into the stuff that they've done getting lit. Carlos rape story finally gets closure with someone who was there to retell the story. Pablo hates zoos and wants you to stop going. The duo steals wood from a donation area to keep warm. Cruz reveals that his girl had to think about whether or not she qualified for the stimulus. Follow us on twitter @stationweenie instagram @thestationweenie cash app: $theweeniestation give a big follow to our boy pablo over at pabs prints on his instagram @pabsprints
Ush bucks ft. Howard and David
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We have a return special episode with Howard! We get into it by talking about weak Lions and what they have in common with Carlos' lazyness. Juan gets into what Usher was thinking by throwing big usher buck bands at the strip club. Juan ruins Skyfall for everyone who picked up the phone in 2013. Howard gets the stickiest freestyle of 2021. follow us on any of the social medias linked above and listen to the end for the shout outs.
Metro supremacy
Imagine living in a world where instead of the purge there is a day for super beatings. Kids getting away too may things lately. Juan and Carlos get into it arguing about what phone is better which goes on for about 20 minutes so get ready for that. Weenies talk about how they got their asses beat by parents. After, Juan grabs Carlos' attention by mentioning his favorite person James Charles, making Carlos wish he was younger to pursue him. Cancel culture gets into Juans head again. Joe pesci's voice comes at you with a big sheeeesh. To end it off we give that fat shout out to our boy Andregamboa69 Follow us on twitter @stationweenie and on instagram @theweeniestation cash app @ theweeniestation
Weenie boys destroy David Dobrik
Comfy kufi Ft SquaredHill
Let's talk about cheeks Ft. Fraction, Mike Doyle
WEENIE BOYS IN THIS BITCH WITH A ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!! We are joined on this historic episode with fraction and Mike. Getting into it Carlos asks what Mike would do if SaltBae gave his girl a cut of steak. Carlos slips up and admits he accidentally loves man ass when remembering a story. Mike talks about leaving the Chicago suburbs and moving into the Joliet area. Proviso principals don't know how to read. Italian food smacks so deep it'll leave you like obesse. Follow the weenie station on twitter @stationweenie look us up on instagram @theweeniestation and finally take a listen to the beat tape from Mike on twitter @newportshordyy. Thank you all for listening for so long we appreciate all the support. If anyone wants to support us by donating it would help out in letting us continue do what we do. @THEWEENIESTATION
Life of Pabs Ft Pablo @pablotrees
Only time I feel alive is when I taste dick - future. We get the party started with Wise words from Future. Pablo talks about his brand and how it came to be. We have had several creatives on the show but we get to see how a brand comes to be and what it should mean to you. Juan then gets onto some animal psychological that labels Pablo as an ox. We talk about the changes that happen by the people you get surrounded with. Pablo has an interesting perspective on the ways that changed. Listen to the up and coming podcast that pablo is going to release called prouddissapointment. Follow his personal twitter @pablotrees and his business twitter @pabsprints and buy some merch!!!!!
MJ didn't do it
Simple episode this week where it's just Juan and Carlos talking about nothing. Special notice this week as we say farewell to Hiram. We split amicably and are hoping that you the listeners choose to support his endevours no matter what they may be. Carrying on, i this episode Carlos asks Juan what he would do if he was MJ in his molestation charges. Can you dance? because carlos thinks that's the only way to beat the case. A little bit of a serious pod going on after that by talking about college tuition and payments made. Take a listen to the pod and support us by following us on twitter @stationweenie. If you want to support us further our cash app is @$theweeniestation
Splash Zone ft Vonzel Eden
Cannon ball to da back
Terminal Weenie (ft. Younis & Rami & Yazidoe)
Can you survive in a whale? ft. Svhteve
Anyway, today we talk about Hiram's rampant racism and how he needs to change. Of course, we cover the Super Bowl and how Tom Brady shit down Mahome's throat. The man couldn't even score a touchdown smh. We finish the podcast with the most controversial question of 2021; would you rather die in a whale's stomach or starve to death while trapped in a cave. Carlos has the wrong answer, but he puts up a good fight.
Doge Bussy
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First Impressions
Weenie boys expose Carlos for having worst impressions. Hand eye coordination isn't a strong suit to this man and he can't dunk. We get into snapchat premiums where you'll find your middle school sweethearts getting their guts re-arranged by someone who isn't you. Leaving that behind Hiram gets real ignorant calling out the fatties so watch out if you weight 260+. Juan finally says his piece on his search for flavortown in gargling balls and the best burger. Spread the word on the podcast and find out if Juan really does gargle. Follow us on twitter @Stationweenie. Thank you for all the listens and the continued support
swamp season ft Blake
Have you ever had swamp ass? Well, we have and we know you have too. This episode starts off by letting our viewers know who the man, the myth, the legend that is Blake is. Having a good time Hiram brings up a solution to the swamp problem with swamp wipes a.k.a putting toilet paper in between your cheeks. Then Blake gives a reminisce of getting crossfaded with Carlos. We talk about past parties and dicks. We bring more swamp ass conversation. We finally find out who burritoed Carlos's house where he almost got beat. We finish this one-off with a would you rather from Carlos.
Juan gargles ft Schteve
Opening this podcast the weenie station starts off with an update on one of our sausages situation. Juan has taken a leave from this country to gargle balls so there won't be another podcast with Juan for a while. In this episode, we welcome back Steve in this return episode where we get into the capitol getting raided. Steve's ass gets talked about quite a bit so if you like fat asses stick around to listen. Following the death of one of the Dark Order lol. Hiram starts to reminisce about his booty treatment in prom. Finally, we finish this pod off by getting straight into slavery. Like and subscribe to all our listening platforms and also follow us on Twitter @stationweenie.
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Ray Jay is the man
Weenie boys get wild on this episode. Hiram exposes Juans Tumblr account where we find out how cool Juan thinks alcohol is. After we start getting into Marioh Judah's version of whole lotta red while also getting into playboi's album as well. We start to talk about how Hiram isn't a beater by process of elimination. We then get to Juan's limit to saying on gluten if then presented by Kanye West. Let us ask us you this. Does Drake have a mansion or a house? Because it's not apparent to Carlos and Hiram. To end this podcast we finish off by trashing Japanese porn. Thank you all for listening to the podcast and for supporting us with every listen. Follow us on twitter @stationweenie and dm us for some suggestions!!
Timbs in my only fans ft Lil and Korbin
Most chaotic podcast we have had as of yet. We start the podcast by getting into lil and corbins tattoo artistry, seeing where how it started. Moving on we get into lil's only fans where we try to convince Corbin to wear timbs during his shoots, leading us to find out women don't wear timbs during porns! Moving on we get deeper into the college experience lil has had during her time in an art college. Things start getting chaotic when passions rise in a mix of separate conversations. We end the podcast with trivia questions in christmas trivia shots where Corbin takes the business. Follow us on twitter @stationweenie to give us feedback! thanks for listening.
Jimboh supreme ft Particular
Weenies get into some good conversation with a good friend Jim a.k.a Particular. Jim joins us for a conversation on the most important part of a concert, the performance or the talent. Carlos gets into his pre me-too movement approach. How much liquor is enough to talk to your crush confidently. Jim asks the most important question this whole podcast... whos stronger Goku or Superman??? Bathroom breaks separate the guest from the conversation to bring up cyberpunk. The weenies bring back shot quiz where Jim gets the hurt with the christmas trivia. We finally get into if you could beat your dad in a fight in his prime. Thank you all for listening to the podcast and supporting us with every play. Share and like our videos and send us a DM @stationweenie on twitter to leave us some feedback!!
Fight me Tom Holland Ft. these hands
We start this podcast strong by asking the real questions. Would you let your siamese twins gay lover have his way with your conjoined booty? Juan might. We then get into christmas songs discussing which artist has the biggest christmas banger. After we pretty much spend the rest of the podcast discussing whether Carlos could fight Tom Holland. Please like and subscribe wherever you listen and look us up at twitter @stationweenie to vote on if Carlos could beat Tom Holland's ass.
Krocodil ft. Vince
Fantastic pod today with our guest Vince, one of Hiram's good friends. Getting into the pod we talk about paperiew performance. Weenies get down to asking everyone how well they can perform with Shakira with her husband Pique watching. Vince talks about how he was spit on in jail that lead him to becoming an OG. Following that we start getting into the drug topic which leads Carlos to talk about Krokodil. Diverging from drugs the boys lead into chess and elitism. Did you know The Wizard of Oz was written in Humboldt Park? Because we sure didn't. Lastly, we finish the podcast by talking about Jake Paul fighting hireeeezy. Thank you all for listening to the podcast and don't forget to like and subscribe to any listening platform you choose to listen to
Mofongo Station Ft Roxanne and Sabreenah
Reverse flash beating kids
Weenie boys start off with Barry Allen getting his meat beat by the reverse flash. Leading us to discuss if masturbating is tehnically just a handjob. Somehow the conversation from masturbation went to talk about tacos. Hiram goes into his hate of hardshell tacos. Segwaying into that Hiram and Carlos talk about people who can't do their jobs properly. Lastly to finish off the podcast we ask the question of how many 12 year old kids can you beat up? Don't forget to like and subscribe on any of our listening platforms and to leave a comment on our twitter about some suggestions any of you may have at @stationweenie. Thank you all for listening and supporting us!
Jibaritos Ft Howard
Schtevie wonder Ft. Steven White
Old friend Steve comes to the podcast and we get to talking about his trip overseas. Weenies get to talking a little about his comedy routine in Thailand that segways into a rip into little ceasers and driveway fighting. This conversation leads Juan to bring up Carlos's past hentai ventures pursuing hentai voice acting. Steve opens up about his adventures that lead up to him leaving to Thailand which gets into homelessness. Hiram makes rape dungeons look good which finishes our podcast off with more of Steves comedy routine. Follow us on every social media and dont forget to leave a like and comment. Also follow Steve on his social medias @Steveisblack on instagram @ schteve on youtube and his alternate youtube that follows vlogs in Asia @ thefunnyeast
Jayaire Woods is Michael Jackson Ft. Jayaire Woods
Weenie boys are joined by rapper Jayaire Woods who's been through it collabing with famous rappers like Offset. We get down to talking about halloween parties and how we handle it during it the pandemic. Following up Juan talks to Jayaire bringing up some memories from their high school which is followed up by Jayaire's career in music. Talking about music we lead up to conspiracy theories leading the weenies to believe Jayaire might be Michael Jackson. We finish the podcast by trying to get Jayaire to shout out his boy who gets no girls. Follow and rate the podcast on any platform you are listening to and check out Jayaire's music @Jayaire woods on any listening platform. Thank you for listening.
Too many beats
The boys try to convince Carlos to admit how many times hes beat off in one day. Juan gets into denial when talking about priest predators. Moving on the boys talk a little about religion. Hiram asks Juan what anime he likes. Weenies finish the podcast by talking about former pmsa security guard's rap career. As always thank you for listening and don't forget to like and subscribe on any listening platform you choose to listen to us.
Please Don't Pimp My Ride Ft @Yazidoe
Back again this week for another pod featuring a return guest Yazid. Weenies get down to giving the listeners a new intro like we promised. Getting to it we bring back Meek Mill's tweet saying T.I's boy pissed on drake. Moving forward we discuss how Pimp My Ride does their customers dirty. Yazid gets into talking about his comedy going deeper in his process and the type fo comedy he performs. Finishing off with some Hamilton hate because this podcast does not stan lin manuel miranda.
Shadow realm sending
Our good friend limez is getting it going this month with his birria tacos! We wanted to give him a congradulatory shout out for selling 100 tacos in 24 hours. He ran out but go ahead and grab some birria ramen by hitting him up on twitter @Limez_. Getting into the episode Weenie boys start talking about adderall which leads us to talk about Juans self diagnosis on his gluten allergy. After we get into the recent trend for women and their fight to stay safe in motels. Moving forward we continue on the twitter topics by mentioning a teacher and administration that set up a fight club with students. Finally we get into Carlos's yugioh obsesion during high school. Please like and subscribe to any platform you're listening to and thank you all for listening so far.
Crackhead Ellen Degeneres
Carlos gets into talking about his misogynistic father and how his sister got lost at 4 years old. Hiram then gets Kal Penns name confused with his Kumar Patel character name. Juan starts to talk about how his GF gets hit on at Casa Margarita talking about fighting lesbians. Carlos gets called out for his excessive lying. We finish off the pod by talking about the trick-or-treaters and proper etiquette during covid times. As always like and subscribe to the podcast on any listening platform you choose to listen to us and thank you for tuning in!
noodles in paris ft Davie & Fraction
What would you think about If the n-word was replaced with noodles? Weenie boys ask the guys their thoughts about the cave made in Grand Central Station. We get down to who's ever been the lame employee and we find out to no surprise it was Carlos. Getting down to real issues we transitions to usher wearing heelyz. Finally we end it on some Mike tyson boxing hoping for his success. Don't forget to like and subscribe to our podcast anywhere you listen to it.
Late to acting class ft. Yazidoe
weak line ups
Weenie boys get to a long awaited solo pod where it's just Juan and Carlos. Getting it started we get to daily talk working our way to getting back into the rhythm of each other. Carlos brings up his childhood and his weak line up his cousin gave him. Getting into fat children and exorcism the weenies keep it short and sweet. Don't forget to like and subscribe our vidoes and also don't forget to share
Player Haters Ball Ft Lorenzo Spacey
The weenie boys get down to hating culture specifically Carlos. Nobody is safe, if you make more than him expect to get hated. After the hate we discuss Ron Jeremy sex allegation. Justin bieber and lil bowow A.K.A shad moss get the heat with the player haters ball giving them a piece of their mind. After spacey ends up talking about his christian uber driver that gets ridiculous. Finally we end the podcast with Spacey's home depot rap
Teach me excel on Only Fans Ft Ozzy
Super Smash Limez Ft. Tony limez
Getting to know Limez, we get into his values and the values of the Smash community. Getting down on his Funko Pop collection and the secret behind the horny energy. Finding the correct response to the grapefruit on the nightstand to the donations for the birria tacos. ending on the usual shout out to Rey! hit up @Limez_ on twitter for information on the birria tacos so you can know when and where to get the best birria tacos in Chicago
Chief Keef saved my life Ft. Adrian & John
The Weenie station comes out with one of the funniest episodes to have been released. Bringing back the R.Kelly conversation by comparing him to Miguel finding out where our guests stand. Hireezy getting the gang talking about a weed story that caused Carlos to go cross-eyed. Adrian and John get into their rolling loud story where chief keef himself saved these boys. Juan shows off Adrians clothing brand LLOVE, make sure to DM us to get in contact with Adrian or t buy a shirt. Make sure to follow @stationweenie on twitter and follow us on instagram @TheWeenieStation
Fuck R. Kelly ft.Nick G
Everything from Pandemics to Portland. A conversation with the up and coming rapper "Nick G". Make sure to check out his music on all Platforms.
EP. 17 Drill Rap Supreme
David gets into his thoughts on hip hop, talking about who made the changes that made Hip-Hop what it is. Don't say Chief Keef is not a BD or David will get ON you! Breakfast, lunch or dinner? whats your favorite? Weenies get on what makes scary movies the move and finish with the classic REYMUNDO SHOUT OUT. If you haven't heard get this man a date!
Ep. 16 Drowning dentist
Can you swim? Because Evander/Addvocate can't! Weenies get into childhood drowning. Dentist hate is real in this episode when Evander talks about his experience in the dentist office. We get real interested talking about Evander's surprising Job when he worked at a haunted house. Finally we get into rap/hip-hop and the inspirations from artists.
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