The Wondrous World of Wonkypenguin
By Kelly C Kirby
The Wondrous World of WonkypenguinJun 09, 2021
Puck Around & Cash Out for Sunday, January 14
Kelly Kirby (@thewonkypenguin) and Luke Monaldo (@MoKnowsSports) discuss the tiny two-game NHL slate and how they would attack each contest to win some cash.
Puck Props for Friday, January 12
Kelly Kirby (@thewonkypenguin) takes a look at tonight's small NHL slate and offers three plus-money options she is betting on.
Puck Around & Cash Out: January 10
Luke Monaldo (The GIFTing Crooner) and Kelly Kirby (The Wonkypenguin) take a look at the 3-game slate for Wednesday, January 10, and offer their best props, goal in first ten, and anytime goalscorer picks. They also dive into the absurdity of the NBA's Two Minute Reports and wonder what on earth is going on with official reviews.
Field Report: Retired Ladies Edition
In which a coroner and fake coke fiend walk into The Field while Private Ryan is away.
This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2022/02/16/field-report-retired-ladies-edition/
Field Report: Holiday Recap Edition
In which we all come down with "chapped lips" and no one thinks Private Ryan is a gangster.
This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2022/01/06/field-report-holiday-recap-edition/
Field Report: It’s Coming
In which gunpowder and grumpiness rule the day.
This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2021/11/08/field-report-its-coming/
Field Report: Day 567
In which Fed Ex Express (and people who drive Tahoes) incur my very hot, very hangry wrath.
This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2021/10/04/field-report-day-567/
Field Report: Ah, Summer
In which the heat brings out the best in people and we learn that silence has a monetary value.
This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2021/08/23/field-report-ah-summer/
Field Report: The Idiot’s Guide To Shipping A Package
In which we learn about geographical sleeping habits and strange ways to carry packages.
This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2021/07/17/field-report-the-idiots-guide-to-shipping-a-package/
Field Report: Year 3
In which a customer thinks I'm interrogating them and we ship a fifth-grade-level book report.
This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2021/06/22/field-report-year-3/
Field Report: Day 458
In which we meditate on ways to handle customers.
This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2021/06/09/field-report-day-458/
Field Report: Return To Battle
In which we discuss oranges and crackheads.
This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2021/05/04/field-report-return-to-battle/
Field Report: YOU CAN’T ASK ME THAT
In which we contemplate Field weaponry and the brand new mask rules.
This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2021/05/18/field-report-you-cant-ask-me-that/
Field Report: Day 435
In which we meet Mr. Hrrmph, who is VERY upset about bubble envelopes.
This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2021/05/26/field-report-day-435/
Playing Tag Team
How do you celebrate finding love? I, apparently, had no idea.
This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2021/04/02/playing-tag-team/
One Event. Two Perspectives.
Slider is just a bit of a thespian when he wants to be.
This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2011/02/27/one-event-two-perspectives/
Field Report: Day 7
March 29, 2020 -- In which we learn if you've never used a Bible quote to describe antiques, you're missing out.
This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2020/03/29/field-report-day-7/
Field Report: Day 6
March 24, 2020 -- In which Kwik Trip starts construction and customers begin shipping conspiracy theories.
This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2020/03/24/field-report-day-6/
Field Report: Day 5
March 23, 2020 -- In which Wisconsin closes and I wonder if I'll need an interstate passport.
This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2020/03/23/field-report-day-5/
Letters to My Younger Self: C-Ya!
Weekend Leave: 1
March 22, 2020 -- In which Colonel spends quarantine making sphere ice cubes.
This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2020/03/22/weekend-leave-1/
Field Report: Day 4
March 20, 2020 -- In which we learn washing hands is forfeiting civil liberties. Pass it on.
This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2020/03/20/field-report-day-4/
Field Report: Day 3
The day I began asking panicked customers to cite their sources on their virus “research.”
This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2020/03/19/field-report-day-3/
Base Report: Day 1
March 18, 2020 -- In which traversing the world for the first time after "it" happened led to quite the experiences.
This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2020/03/18/base-report-day-1/
Field Report: Day 2
March 17, 2020 -- In which the contrast between Sergeant and Colonel is reflective of their relative power in the organization.
This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2020/03/17/field-report-day-2/
Field Report: Day 1
March 16, 2020 -- Hear how it all began. Dissertations will be written about the rush on toilet paper.
This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2020/03/16/field-report-day-1/