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The Wrong Heroes

The Wrong Heroes

By Jim, Alex, Ben, Camilia, Kylie, Neil, and Milly
Two casts, two campaigns, two worlds of Chaos and Order. These may not be the heroes you need, but it’s the best you've got.

In comedy worlds of unfettered magical madness and filthy, tyrannical governments, join our misfit adventurers as they improv their way through pyramid schemes, moral debauchery, horse tanning salons, and irritating old people. Listen to new The Wrong Heroes episodes every Friday.
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Chaos | Episode 27 | Our Mutual Friend - Part Two

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Chaos | Episode 28 | The Font of Aries
With a plan in hand, maybe not our heroes plan, but one with a mutual benefit. What will happen as our heroes leave Edbridge and sail to the monastery. What awaits them when they arrive, will Gabriel drink from the waters of Aries and heal his corruption, or will they meet a sticky end by the Priests? Find out in episode 28 of The Wrong Heroes Chaos. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
46:48
June 11, 2021
Order | Episode 5 | Dog In The Water With The Elephant-Fish Milk
As the Earl of Tanuka and the arena organiser Rivan invite our heroes to perform at the upcoming special Frontier event; what will happen in the time leading up to the bloodbath in store. Find out in episode five of the Wrong Heroes Order. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes,
48:19
June 4, 2021
Chaos | Round Up | Episodes 20-23
This is a special release that is usually only posted on Patreon if you like this consider supporting us in our journey to create unique content. In this Patreon exclusive, the cast of The Wrong Heroes: Chaos 'Round Up' their thoughts and feelings through episodes 20 to 23. In this special round-up episode we talk to our new cast joining The Wrong Heroes Chaos as we talk about leaving Coldden, arriving in Churchester, Francis' meltdown, Gabriel's search for healing, and Lip's search for Mira.
30:52
May 29, 2021
Order | Episode 4 | New Pebbles for the Fish Tank
With Raspberry’s display of talent against the Butcher, Marsh showing off her skills against the Pythonator and Grizzle’s single strike killing of Jade, the group have stunned the crowd and perhaps another critical person at the Arena. What will happen as we join our heroes in the aftermath, find out in Episode four of the Wrong Heroes Order. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
50:21
May 28, 2021
Chaos | Episode 27 | Our Mutual Friend - Part Two
With Welby on tour around Churchester, our heroes enter the unfamiliar territory of Edbridge, home to the Shawe Gang, and instantly accosted by a group of unknown thugs. Who will our heroes be meeting next? Find out in episode 27 of The Wrong heroes Chaos. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
41:23
May 21, 2021
Chaos | Episode 26 | Our Mutual Friend - Part One
What will happen now that Gabriel has found Isacc? What mysteries will Francis and Lip discover in room 5, and will Welby be safe in Applerock? Find out next time in the Wrong Heroes Chaos episode 26. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
38:25
May 13, 2021
Order | Round-Up | Episodes 1-3
This is a special release that is usually only posted on Patreon for only £1 you can get access to episodes like this and support us in our journey to create unique content. In this Patreon exclusive, the cast of The Wrong Heroes: Order 'Round Up' their thoughts and feelings through episodes 1-3. In this special round-up episode we talk to our new cast joining The Wrong Heroes, Ben, Milly, and Camilia as they delve into the first 3 episodes of a new storyline, Order. Listen to them as they talk through meeting each other, their time in the Tanuka Arena and some of their character choices.
14:26
May 7, 2021
Order | Episode 3 | The Splash Zone
With Jade challenging Grizzle to a one-on-one contest, will she survive the terrifying ordeal ahead? Will Raspberry get out of the mincing room alive? And will Marsh perfect her zombie impression? Find out in episode three of The Wrong Heroes Order - The Splash Zone. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
39:25
May 7, 2021
Chaos | Episode 25 | The Breakfast Club - Part Two
In the last episode of The Wrong Heroes Chaos, the group discussed their plans for the next part of their adventure, taking a well-deserved rest after the antics of the previous episodes. What will happen now as Lip finds out more information on Mira and her lost diary. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
42:07
April 30, 2021
Order | Episode 2 | Skombies & Zombies
In episode two of The Wrong Heroes Order, we play Skombies & Zombies with Marsh, see the consequences of Raspberry's magic use, and Grizzle ends up in a pickle with a certain crazy-eyed champion of the Tanuka Arena. Head over to Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram and chat with us! @thewrongheroes If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes
39:26
April 23, 2021
Chaos | Episode 24 | The Breakfast Club - Part One
In the last episode of the Wrong Heroes, Gabriel got further in his quest to uncorrupt himself, Francis found two dangerous family members, and Lip seeks help in finding Mira’s last known whereabouts. As our heroes bed down for the night at the Ocean’s Crown, what awaits them now, let's find out now in the wrong heroes episode 24.  If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
44:57
April 16, 2021
Order | Episode 1 | The Arena
Welcome, one and all, to the Tanuka Arena! Where flesh meets steel, where brain meets floor! We join three new Wrong Heroes; Raspberry, Grizzle (Tursia), and Marsh, as they battle their way through Tanuka's official fighting pits - serving their sentence for crimes against the tyrannical frog-like creatures called the Qa'Gull. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/join/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram and chat with us! @thewrongheroes
51:34
April 8, 2021
Chaos | Episode 23 | The Twins
Horse solariums, calming music, and floating troughs, what more could a horse ask for? However, Gabriel and our heroes have stepped foot in a dangerous part of the city. What’s going to happen now? Let's find out in episode 23 of The Wrong Heroes. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
34:18
April 1, 2021
Tales From Elderwich | Episode 1 | Latoot's Lattes
Worlds collide when the hosts of Nat1 Presents join the creator of The Wrong Heroes podcast! Dive into a two-part tale about a pair of scrappy coffee vendors as they crash a funeral and uncover a scandal in the close-knit town of Embergrove. To listen to episode two, follow this link: https://nat1presents.com/the-wrong-heroes/ If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
48:01
March 30, 2021
Chaos | Episode 22 | Beach Body Ready
As our heroes found some temporary lodgings and learnt of the dangers that Churchester has waited out in the open for them. They stay clear of the various gangs and head for the sun docks, with the hopes of giving their horses a safe place to rest. Let's find out what happens next in the wrong heroes episode 22. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
46:24
March 25, 2021
Chaos | Episode 21 | Churchester Port
After spending eight days traversing the beautiful landscapes of Elderwich on their way to Churchester port we learnt a few new things about Gabriel, Lip, and a few new animals in Francis' pop up books. What will happen now they have arrived at the port, let's find out now in episode 21 of the wrong heroes. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
51:48
March 18, 2021
Chaos | Episode 20 | Road to Recovery
We start today's antics with our heroes preparing to make the long journey to Churchester port. How will they fare on the road ahead? Let's find out now in episode 20 of the Wrong Heroes. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
50:46
March 11, 2021
Chaos | Episode 19 | Badger or the Camel?
With a destination in hand, our heroes do some shopping to prepare for the arduous journey back out to sea. Let’s find out what happens next in our story in The Wrong Heroes episode 19. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
57:59
March 4, 2021
Chaos | Episode 18 | The Effects of Quicken
With the brigands defeated and the scroll finally in their possession, our heroes head back to Coldden. Let’s find out what happens next on The Wrong Heroes episode 18. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
47:40
February 25, 2021
The Wrong Heroes | Chaos Trailer
In comedy worlds of unfettered magical madness and filthy, tyrannical governments, join our misfit adventurers as they improv their way through pyramid schemes, moral debauchery, horse tanning salons, and irritating old people. These may not be the heroes you need, but it’s the best you’ve got. Listen to new #thewrongheroes episodes every Thursday. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
02:00
February 22, 2021
Chaos | Episode 17 | Your Money or Your Life!
With only a name and the threat of more injuries our heroes continue in the search of the scroll of quicken! Will our heroes survive the oncoming onslaught? Let's find out now in the wrong heroes episode 17. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
49:41
February 18, 2021
Chaos | Episode 16 | You've Made Your Bedroll...
With our heroes pulling out all the stops to get out of the union's den, they reach the exit to find themselves in a dilemma. Let's find out what happens next on the wrong heroes episode 16. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
50:37
February 11, 2021
Chaos | Episode 15 | Fanning the Flames!
With our heroes meeting Grub, discovering his monstrous past and agreeing to help him escape in trade for information on his secret business outside of the union, they take him on a walkabout across the den. Let's find out what happens now in the Wrong Heroes episode 15. If you like to support the show go to The Wrong Heroes Patreon page to find out more. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
01:04:57
February 4, 2021
Chaos | Episode 14 | Old Habits Die Hard
As our heroes fill our endless amounts of paperwork, they meet the head of the union and her lovely receptionist, Steak Loin. Missing out on a great business opportunity our heroes are taken to meet a goblin named grub in the hopes he'll know who took the scroll of quicken. Let's find out now on the wrong heroes' episode 14. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
58:30
January 28, 2021
Chaos | Episode 13 | Goblin, Ogre and, Ratkin International Union of Trades, Acquisitions, and Roadside Enterprises LTD
With the scroll of quicken stolen, along with our hero's belongings, they found a strange den of Ratkin, Goblins, and Ogre nestled deep in the forest outside of Embergrove. Will our heroes find the scroll? Find out now in episode 13 of The Wrong Heroes. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
50:51
January 21, 2021
Chaos | Episode 12 | Daylight Robbery
With Francis' debt paid to the murder of Agnes and Garret Heyworth, our heroes figure out what to do next. Let's find out now in the Wrong Heroes episode 12. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
54:29
January 16, 2021
Chaos | Episode 11 | Worst Case Scenario
Mog is saved, and in an epic battle the hideous giant jelly was defeated. Let's find out now how our heroes will finally get the Scroll of Quicken. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
01:01:46
January 7, 2021
Chaos | Episode 10 | Be Afraid, Be Jelly Afraid!
Cats dead and eaten, Francis sold his kidney, and the threat of bigger and bigger jellies around every corner, our heroes rested and prepare to continue further into the archive, hoping that the scroll will be close by. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
40:43
December 31, 2020
Chaos | Episode 9 | Cats is Pretty Tasty
With a Holy Mission underway, our Heroes continue through the catacombs of the archive in search of the Scroll of Quicken, helping their new Kobold friend Kora along the way. But first, let's find out how they survive the squelching mass of this unknown enemy! If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
53:37
December 24, 2020
Chaos | Episode 8 | The Provider Provides
Horse and Gravy sandwiches, what more could an adventuring party need to delve into the depraved catacombs of the ancient elf, Ernest Ashton? Let’s find out now in Episode 8 of the Wrong Heroes! If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
41:51
December 6, 2020
Chaos | Episode 7 | 50 Shades of Ashton
As Francis argues with the ghost of Agnes, Gabriel finds a quant swap shop and Lip tries to help Francis come up with a logical plan to cover his murderous tracks. Now we finally meet the famous archivist Ernest Ashton. So, let's jump straight into... If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes Background Ambiences Thank You: Michael Ghelfi Sword Coast Landscapes TheGuildofAmbience
45:50
December 5, 2020
Chaos | Episode 6 | The Haunting of Francis
With the innkeepers Angus and Garret Heyworth dead, Gabriel in moral turmoil what will become of our heroes? Let's find out now in the Wrong Heroes episode 6. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
34:10
December 5, 2020
Chaos | Episode 5 | Heyworth Inn
Goblins and Gnolls and Tigers oh no, with an ambush putting our heroes in dire straits hopefully they're able to rest in Embergrove. Let's find out in episode 5 of the Wrong Heroes – we'd like to apologise for the quality of the audio in this episode. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
42:40
November 24, 2020
Chaos | Episode 2 | Hotel Inspectors
Last time on 'The Wrong Heroes' the group left Scarholm Port to deliver a wagon of goods to Dag Ven, a rather aggressive and some might say dishonest meat salesman in the village of Coldden. After purchasing what was said to be a Camel (chicken) and some mystery meat, the group pondered what to do next. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
52:02
November 7, 2020
Chaos | Episode 4 | Tigers, Goblins, and Gnolls, Oh My!
Last time on The Wrong Heroes Chaos Aster Blackhorn met his match, and Joseph Welby gave our Heroes a quest to find an essential magical scroll in the town of Embergrove. Let's find out what our Heroes do next on The Wrong Heroes episode 4. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
28:02
November 7, 2020
Chaos | Episode 3 | Welby and the Blackhorn
Last time on 'The Wrong Heroes' two horses nearly got married, the group finally found lodgings at the overly friendly Knights Plot, and Gabriel got a little surprise in the face department, let's find out what our Heroes do next on The Wrong Heroes episode 3. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
54:26
November 7, 2020
Chaos | Episode 1 | Camel or the Chicken?
In comedy worlds of unfettered magical madness and filthy, tyrannical governments, join our Francis, Gabriel, and Lip as they improv their way through pyramid schemes, moral debauchery, horse tanning salons, and irritating old people. These may not be the heroes you need, but it’s the best you’ve got. GABRIEL – a leonine SWIFTSTRIDE SHIFTER DRUID, with a dreadlock mane and fur covering most of his body. FRANCIS– a scarecrow-skinny HUMAN ROGUE; a ‘cockroach of a man’.  LIP – a handsome DWARF HEXBLADE WARLOCK, with a fragment of Evil Sword ™ embedded in his body. If you'd like to support us for only £1 per month! Go to - www.patreon.com/thewrongheroes Head over to Twitter and follow our antics @thewrongheroes
39:22
November 7, 2020