Three Down Brown

Welcome to mmandj's Brunch Place Where Dreams Become True!!!  Would you like to hear our specials???  It's 5 o'clock somewhere...  Juli learns about Guam... You learn something new every day...   Juli revwals the money secrets of all restaurants!!!   We unveil our latest invention that will revolutionize the world!!!  

Good Morning Class of 2028!!!  Today we will start off by introducing ourselves.  Please stand up and tell us your name and a fun fact about yourself...Juli got BUSTED!!!  Do you pull your pants all the way down to pee??  Buzz is a spy!!  What do you want to happen to your body when you die??  Anna wants to be used... Who lives in a Pineap--  Oh i mean...who lives in a barrel right next to the stairs???

WARNING!!!  This episode SUCKS!!  Like it's REALLY bad!!  I wish I was joking but I'm not...it's TERRIBLE!!!  You've been warned...

This episode is mid again.  Welcome Juzz!!!  Manny might die...  HOT TAKES: PHO VS. RAMEN!!!   We spill the TEA!!!  Livin' La Vida LOCAAA!!!  

I'll take a Hendecacheeseburger please... Chicanoish in the house!!!  Buzz is back!!!  Pizza is Mid...Are we alcoholics??  One of us may be... Altoids are yummy... Ponder with us... Buzz got Colied by the E... Spider-Man is mid... Dinosaurs are mid... Religious people don't believe in dinosaurs... 

Baffled is such a nice word...  Welcome BUZZ from Chicanoish!!!!  WOOT WOOOOTTTT!!!!  The mystery of the Mango Malibu...SOLVED!!!  Juli flushed Manny down the toilet... You will NEVER guess how many tattoos Manny has... 

We've been slacking...and here we are again...  How do you like your eggs???  Juli continues to drop the... Do you know where the CHOUGCK is???  This episode gets pretty foxy ;)

Thank you Juli for ALLLLL of the technical difficulties today!!!!  Juli drinks lots of Pineapple juice...I wonder why???  What flavor are your wings?? Movie reviews with Manny, Manny and Juli!!!  Were you a Jackie Chan family or a Bruce Lee family?? We take a trip down memory lane...  MANNY ATE JULI!!!  

This episode got a little obnoxious...have fun :)

We had a rough start this episode...Who the F*#K is Jim and what's up with his rash???  

WARNING:  This episode sucks...We spoiled Batman just like spoiled milk..and we kinda also spoiled the whole Fast and Furious Series, but why can't Manny just tolerate milk???  We love juicy fish.  Anna is drunk.  Manny and Anna's parents meet.  What do a tick and the Eifel tower have in common???  Daddy..i mean Daddy...i mean Daddy...i mean Juli left the chat. 

ANOUNCEMENT!!!   Manny had a pork burger...and a shitty week.  He has court now.  I'M BATMAN!!  Manny and Anna have an Onlyfans.  Pics or it didn't happen.  You know how many Taco Bell tacos they make off that sh!t???  Manny was a professional pipe cleaner...HUBBA HUBBA!!!

We have a guest!!!  She brought bodyguards.  They meet the famous 'lady in the attic'.  Someone is having a Christmas Baby.  Did you know Target has sex toys now??  Manny and Juli watched the new Batman.  Anna has a shoplifting problem...New Sponsor???

Juli woke up and skipped breakfast.  Can your dog hit those Mariah Carey notes???  When was the last time you went to the movies?  What's your favorite DC character??  Manny remodels his truck.  

Congrats Juli and Mike!!!  HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!  Manny and Anna went to the courthouse for Valentine's day...what were they doing there???   Super Bowl tickets for $250 ?!?   Peter Parker got caught Choking his chicken.  You ever open the cookie tin to get a cookie but find a sewing kit??  Yeah...same...  How do you say foreskin in Spanish??  We continue the movie script.  

***Awkward Turtles***  We go back to 3rd Grade.  REMINDER: Juli hates Deja VU.  Manny is a great comedic writer.  We're still getting used to the button :')  Manny forgot how to drive.  WE CRASHED....almost.  WELCOME TO DRIVERS EDUCATION!!!!  Wieners out for dinner.  The bears are HELLA bare at the pizza place.  What should we make for family dinner??  My godson got a job!!!  Can you guess where???   Our censor budget went through the roof again....sorry.  Manny helped Juli skip school.  Juli got a facial.  The great return of TTTM.  What did we learn??

Wieners out for Breakfast.  We talk edibles.  Manny gets a Paddle Ball.  Manny has a Cougar...ROARRR!!!!  Sooooo, am I a sugar baby or an escort???  What's even the difference??  Do they sign prenups???  How the f*#k do prenups even work??  Welp, Jeff Bezos didn't sign one and look at him now...YIKES!!  Manny quit his job...AND HE QUIT SMOKING!!!  RESTAURANT BEEF: Panera Edition.  We got buttons!!  Are you just friends with your friends because you have no other choice??  NO??? Just us??  cool.  Manny pulled WHAT out of WHERE????  

Today I realized Juli REALLY doesn't listen.  We had an active shooter...Yikes!!!!  Kia's are REALLY easy to eat.  DO YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLL...WHAT THE ROCK...IS COOKING?!??!?  BANGELS!! Juli REALLY hates Deja Vu.  Do you prefer cut or uncut??  We played Catergories...for a REALLY long time.  Did you know Gandalf is in Harry Potter??  

WELCOME BAAACCKKK TO THREE DOWN BROWWWNNNNN!!!!!  WE'RE BACK!!!!  We went on vacation, then came back with COVID.  But its ok because we are NOT a gay podcast!  We meet Pops from Chicanoish.  SHOUTOUT CHICANOISH!!!  Guess what Manny saw people doing at Santa Monica Beach in Cali??  Manny likes pusse *cough* *clears throat*..Sorry, had something in my throat.  Manny like Octopuses  Juli HATED Universal Studios *GASP*  Chicanoish did the ONE CHIP CHALLENGE.  CONGRATS TO INVINSIBLE BUZZ!!!!  Movie reviews with Manny and Juli!!!  No potty breaks today!!!  We play Drinkopoly.  Manny lands on 'Strip to your underwear'...what happens next will shock you!!  If she wasn't my mom, I swear....  Juli is running for President!!!   The last 30 minutes of this episode is the definition of ADHD.  Have fun.  

***Part 3 of the Triathlon***

Manny goes on vacation, then he comes home only to find Juli is on vacation AND THEN Manny goes on vacation!!!  There's no internet in Mexico.  Juli loves Monopoly...he's actually very good at it too.  MERRY CHRISTMASSSS!!!  What angle is your foot comb??  Even our laces aren't straight in this damn show.  Manny found himself fisting a shoe.  SCREAMIN' DEALS MAN!!  SCREAMIN' DEALSSS!!!   Have you ever had a dream that you..umm you had..you would..you could..you'd do..you want..you could do so..you want..you...you want him to do you so much you could do anything??  Philosophy 666 2.0!!!!

Hey guys!  It has been a rough 2 weeks when it comes to uploading, but we will be addressing that next episode.  Part 3 of the Triathlon will be up next week.  Here's a nice little treat for this week though.  This is one of our OG episodes, originally posted on our SoundCloud when we first started.  We never reuploaded this Episode, so this is one of the 'Lost Episodes' of Three Down Brown!!!  Enjoy!

***PART 2 OF TRIATHALON***

Yay bullying!!!  Wait noooo...that's not ok...moving on.  What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor, because he's stuck on a deserted island??  Have YOU named your dick??  SQUISH!!!  We tried horse meat and also, Lloyd and Manny do the ONE CHIP CHALLENGE!!

Whats your favorite kind of Donuts?  What about your favorite kind of Nut?  Are Pistachios nuts?  The return of Are you smarter than a 5th grader!!  We introduce our very own game 'To Your Grave'!! 

Just listen.  Great!! Thanks :)

Anna is back!!!  Tim is back also, and he's....sober.  He also got a job.  It didn't go well.  This episode will teach you how to comit fraud!!!  FOR LEGAL REASONS, THE PREVIOUS STATEMENT IS A JOKE.  Would you go on a cruise?  WE PLAYED THE POWERBALL!!!  WHat's your favorite condiment?  

Juli is not gay, but he does enjoy a good double fist.  I gotta say, this episode has a slooowwww start...sorry.  Tim locked himself out of his phone. Please contribute, our censoring budget was through the roof on this one MANNY!!   Welcome to SEX ED...again.  Manny fucked up fucked up.  A moment of silence or Manny's tickets.  We got an intern!!!  What would you do if offered to go to space??  ARE WE GETTING AN ONLYFANS???  Did you know you can only get Gatorade at CVS?  Remember nick@nite?!?

Band Drama and Easy Cheese make a CUMback ;p.  Tim is running for president.  Juli might even pick up religion again!!!  What if church was BYOB?!?  Slapstick comedies are the best!!  Welcome to TIM TALK!!!!  Extra Cray-Ma please!!  Grindr Stories.

Qdoba or Chipotle?  Is knocking still a thing?  What even is privacy?  Someone broke into the house!!!  Good thing we have a gaurd dog...LOBO!  Manny and Anna went camping.   Pick 'n' Save was an ordeal.  Manny and Anna went camping.  When did you start driving?  Oh yea!  Manny and Anna went camping!!.  Anna chopped her finger off.  Which do you prefer?  Daddy, Papi, Poppa, Apa??  Is Vermont even real?  Manny and Anna went camping.  RESTAURANT BEEFS: PIZZA HUT EDITION.   Money Laundering.

This part two of our two part guest special....let's just say, Casamigos definitely took over this episode....

WELCOME BACK TO THREE DOWN BROWN!!!!   Did you take medicine and feel worse than before?  Did you fall off your scooter and break your arm??  CALL MANNY MANNY AND.....LLOYD???  That's right!!!  This is our very first GUEST episode as well as our first TWO PART special.  Tune in!!

**TOOT**  You learn something new everyday.  Good morning class. I will be your professor for this semester.  Everyone please get settled in.  We are here to keep an open mind while we search for answers to questions that may simply not have answers too.  Welcome to Philosophy 666

You ever heard the expression 'someone put their foot in this'?  Well in this episode, someone put their TOE in it, and that's not an expression... If you were a drink what drink would you be?  'This guy' used to take care of Juli, and they 'watched movies'.  Are you scared of Chucky? Allergies are Crazy.  Fuck Dogs!!!  And Bees!!!

This is not your normal opening.  Juli invented a drink!!!  Manny's fortune cookie was an asshole...so he ate it.  Imaging getting home and finally realizing there is a person in your windshield.  This episode is very magical...and also sexist.  

Manny and Juli go back to the gym...and they have a plan!! Manny is gonna cum on Manny's black card.  Trigger Warning!!!!  Manny trys HUMAN.  ***For Legal Reasons, everything mentioned in this episode is a joke***  Megan Fox has hot thumbs.  Manny is a double fisting master.  If you react to the censoring in this you're sus, just saying.  Virginity ROCKS....I think, I don't remember, but also, what does that even mean?  We become strippers and make one word stories.  

What's scarier than Friday the 13th?  Episode 13 on MONDAY THE 13th!!! Anyways, this episode is not scary at all.  Juli has what!?  Where does the D!¢|< go?  What kind of toilet do you have?  What do YOU do on the toilet?  Apparently this episode is about toilets...OHH and cheese.  Cheese in Hot Chocolate and Peanut Butter and burgers.  Is Juli the daddy?

Did the bug kill Selena? Manny was an old robot for the night.  The knees go at 26 y'all, have you used them?  Girls can't dunk!!!  But then again, neither can we :)  Why I left Leon's.  Juli is a cat.  Omega should NOT be open still.  Manny is not allowed there anyways so whatevs.  Manny gets caught in the buff.  Ana can't fit *blank* in her mouth.  

Hear me out...what if a vibrator woke you up every morning.  What's your favorite type of cookie?  Manny almost gets into a car accident *gasp*  Jesus take the wheel!!!  We almost forgot to take one down guys *gasp* What is that cop licking?  Manny wrote a song.  Do you keep your Karens in the freezer?

Emman vs Fast Food beef continues.  Episode 10!!!! Well....kinda :)  Special Rules for this one.  Ever gone fishing at Lake Michigan KEVIN??? Well KEVIN you know what else is at Lake Michigan KEVIN?!  DUCKS!!!  The lady in the attic strikes again.. TUN-TUN-TUUNNNNNN.  Men explode if they don't 'drill for oil' for 6 days.  Soccer is Racist...and so is Manny...JK JK.  

Hello everyone. Welcome to SEGSUAL Education!!!! In today's lesson, guys explode if they don't beatus their meatus at least every 6 days. Nevada bitches be crazy. Don't fall asleep by them...you've been warned. 1 Taco = 2 Tacos. BUCKS IN 6!!!! WWYS --> What Woud You Steal?

Dream Vacation, WOOOT WOOOOTTT!!!!. Your mom and your GF switch bodies. What would you do??? Manny got asked to smile. Maybe Manny isn't as smart as he thought he was. Manny has the swine flu.

Manny, Manny and Juli walk into a bar....50 First Dates is a pretty cool movie. Would your life be different if your name was Derek? What did you learn from TikTok today? Manny takes fake money and also that guy and his mom are being real wierd...

What's a virgin? Fun facts with Juli!!! You ever rob a place of business and forget to pass them the note...I hate it when that happens! How many Mexicans does it take to get ice? "Chloroform Me" (insert Grindr notification sound). Tag YOU'RE IT!!! We play Super Smash Bros and the results will shock you.

Close your eyes and pretend you have a dog that won't stop whining. Manny and Juli got lost trying to find a Wendys, and apparently people sleep with their aunts. Have you ever been curious as to who holds the World Record for number of children birthed at once? Well you're about to find out...and you'll also find out which Manny is smarter...the results will 'put a shock to your system'!!

Bruno Mars is pretty great. Mangoes grow on trees and Ostriches can't fly...or is it Ostrichi? IDK, anyways there's also Catholics and BBs in here somewhere.

Band Drama+Podcast Drama = Awkward Turtles. Don't you just hate it when the blind don't read the menu!!! "I crashed my car into a fence...I DON'T CARE!! I LOVE IT!!! "

Get to know us. Frozen Custard...YUM!!! A Gemini, Leo and Scorpio walk into the room...which way does the toilet paper roll go? Also, does your steak moo? This episode is THICK and LONG ;)