Tia Does A Podcast

Welp. Today we're talking about affiliate marketing, hummingbirds, various safety concerns, my failed attempt at inventing things, Tractor Supply, Door Dash, etc. Surprise!
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Or don't. Tomato, tomato.

Intro
Welp.
We are gathered here today to bear witness to my undying self esteem complex.
My name is Tia and I do things. “Do” being more of a relative action.
I think about things. I am recently learning how to talk about them. I am a chronic Googler that should not have the untethered internet access I do.
If I ever claim to have invented something, please believe I didn’t. I’m pretty full of useless facts and the biggest lines of bull my brain connections have agreed upon.
As my good friend Felix, from Netflix’s In the Dark, once said; “I’m actually not that smart, I just work very hard. It’s my deepest, darkest secret.”
I love words, what they mean, where they came from, how they’ve been used through time, across languages, the like. Learning old words, new words and especially words for things that mean other things. The bigger the better. I hope to give you new meaning to words and encourage you to use it or lose it!
I am also cognizant of my overuse of the word “also”.
I make dated left field references so enjoy keeping up! I’m a huge fan of anecdotes and metaphors. I’m also naively oblivious and technologically challenged. So. There’s that.
I’m also a listomaniac. Which to me means I love lists but to Google means I love facts? Tomato tomato. I invented this writing prompt where I wrote the letters of the alphabet then picked a topic starting with that letter. Some things that matter to me personally, some that came from a random topic generator. We’re going to barrel through those 26 hot tamales for Season 1. Then it’s your turn! Send any and all things to tiadoesemail@gmail.com.
I’m a nut for organization so here’s some slight suggestions for getting me to use your ideas. In the subject of your email type the letter of the thing you want - dash - the thing you want. So your email subject would be “A - Apples” then write me a love note or what have you and I’ll google something interesting about apples and mention your name and there we have it. OR you can send me a specific thing or link to check out; subject “J - Jail Systems” then write “How the American bail system extorts innocent civilians” or “Are we really overcrowded”. Bingo bango.
Through a recent Meyer Briggs personality test I discovered I am an INTP - Logician. Makes sense to me; I love humans but I’m not always a fan of people. I use my imagination and dream big. I don’t pursue those dreams if the facts don’t add up. Then I cash my chips and off to the next.
If you have genius ideas you need to share them with the world. Id Ego Superego.
With all that being said, I have flaws. I’m a millennial, white, female. Cynical but underestimated. I’m here to learn. As a logician I want to see all sides. “Above all else, there are simply other ways of being.” I love people’s perspective. Again, email tiadoesemail@gmail.com any. thing. Let me know in your message if I’m allowed to share and I will. Time is my gift to you and you are my investment. I wish to 1. Speak life into you and 2. Leave you saying “well that’s fucking weird, thanks”
One thing I will NOT tolerate is hate speech or bullying. If I’m covering a sensitive topic, it’ll be from both sides and it’ll be objective. Love yourself enough to be eloquently steadfast. Know when to walk away.
Always remember that before the age of 18 1 in 9 girls and 1 in 53 boys will be a victim of sexual assault. If you see something, say something. It’s that simple.
Join my Patreon www.patreon.com/tiadoes to support the future of fun. You’ll get access to behind the scenes videos like bloopers and dash cam confessionals. You’ll also get early access to new content. Once I figure out who/what an instagram “close friend” is we’ll try that on as well. Oh and Facebook shenanigans. The like.
I have a website kind of...anyway.
Goodbye.
Surprise.