Time Traveling Stoned
By Time Traveling Stoned
(formerly another thing called Stoner Morning Show)
Time Traveling StonedNov 14, 2023
What happened at Stoned Laughs 11/11?
Last Saturday's show was a blast. Let's talk about it!
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Just so you know... here's who was in the room:
Stoned Laughs NYC
Saturday, 11/11
@goliathcocina served food all night!
Comedians
8pm Show:
@ubthomas5th
@luzmichelleinc
@kknthecity
@pedroblee
10pm Show:
@the_real_acereyes
@mrwaynecherry
@therealronniesmith
The Cannabis Pros in the Room:
@cutthroatcannabis339
@consciousnesscollective1
@whiterabbit_industries
Merch Drop by:
@thedazedbabe
Our Goodie Bag Friends:
@motherhood_sex_marijuana
@dispoze_a_bowl
@snailpapers
@bluntnessmedia
Co-Produced by @18babyblue @18babybluee
@timetravelingstoned
Hosted by Shawn Wickens
Episode photo by Shawn Joshua Kinnear (taken at the Sept show)
P.S. Much love, admiration and respect to @elis_photography_jpg
You are missed and appreciated!
Time Crimes with Valarie and Carlos
We don't just talk about Shawn's philanthropic Time Crime idea. Carlos also goes into some Time Dilation observations.
Maybe we get into UFOs but probably just barely.
Also... if you feel we wasted your time with this discussion... if you feel we perpetrated a "time crime" against you... apologies in advance?
We all good now?
Guests:
Carlos - @kneegroan
Valarie - @valisaperson
ChatBot Mantras to Confuse your Loved Ones and Astound your Rivals
This is a guided meditation.
ChatGPT contributed to the transcript.
Breathe & Enjoy.
Background Meditation Music:
Celestial Theta Brainstems by Tim Kulig
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/10150-celestial-theta-brainstems
Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Intro & Outro Music by Joe Miles
https://www.instagram.com/mrjoemiles
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"Time Machine Blueprints" is available at Amazon
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B3M54YXK
Time Traveling Stoned is also on Medium.com
30 Days of Mental Strength & "Moby Dick" Jokes
WARNING: All Moby Dick jokes are about whales.
So don't be fooled by that evocative episode title.
P.S. The 30-Day Mental Strength Challenge is much harder than it looks. But I know you can do it. Plus... hey... ChatGPT told me it's a good idea. After it tore the idea apart, of course.
You can read more about the 30-Day Mental Strength Challenge here: https://medium.com/@timemachineblueprints/ive-just-invented-something-called-the-30-day-mental-strength-challenge-5f094e466a1b
You can also get tickets for the next Stoned Laughs show in NYC here:
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/stoned-laughs-saturday-july-22nd-8pm-and-10pm-tickets-669887811477?aff=erelexpmlt
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"Magic Escape Room" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Doing More of Nothing
I'll be going to DEF CON 2023 in Las Vegas. Prior to going, I'll be looking for past attendees and aficionados to talk to about their DEF CON experiences.
I'm a DEF CON newbie.
I also speak about "doing nothing" but barely talk about meditation. Actually... I might never even bring it up.
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Eventually you've be able to read more about Time Travel...
here: Medium.com
and here: Time Machine Blueprints (1st Edition)
Discussing Time Travel with ChatGPT: “The Future’s Safe Haven”
I pitch to ChatGPT a Time Travel thought experiment I dreamt up that is sort of a mix of the Fermi Paradox and the Grandfather Paradox.
ChatGPT then names it “The Ripple Effect of the Eternal Now” or simply “The Eternal Now Experiment.”
We also talk about these concepts...
- “The Harmonic Node”
- “Temporal Reconciliation”
- “Chrono-Cascade”
- “Temporal Beacon”
- “Utopian Horizon”
- “The Future’s Safe Haven”
OK. That's it. And then I barely share that I'm going to DefCon2023.
Later.
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If you're in NYC and want to check out Stoned Laughs on Sat, Jun 24, click here for TICKETS.
P.S. Here's the full article on my "thought experiment" discussion with ChatGPT on Medium.com.
Edibles and Time Travel
Brownies recipes... let's talk about em!
Errr... uh... I mean...
Time Travel! 'Cuz why not?!
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Time Machine Blueprints on Amazon.com
Shawn Wickens on IG @TimeTravelingStoned
Quick, Random Interviews at Cannastock 2023
Everyone gets the same questions...
Here's a low-dose sample of the some of the fun to be had at the MJN CENTER in Poughkeepsie, NY.
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The next Stoned Laughs is Saturday, May 20th in Midtown Manhattan.
Secret location sent to ticket holders.
RSVP now!
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/stoned-laughs-saturday-may-20-8pm-and-10pm-tickets-625242145087
Martin Mills & Cannastock 2023
Recorded on a porch in Woodstock, NY.
On a rainy afternoon.
High on life... and "Strawberries & Cream".
Martin Mills gives an abridged account of his diverse cannabis journey.
Check out Cannastock on Sat, May 13 in Poughkeepsie, NY.
Tickets here: https://www.cannastockny.com/buy-tickets
You can also listen to him sharing cannabis-related news and views at radiowoodstock.com (also livestreaming on iHeart Radio).
Enjoy!
How I finished #1 in the Diamond League on Duolingo
Hey... Shawn Wickens is learning Spanish on Duolingo.
He recently racked up enough experience points to finish first in the Diamond League.
Here's how he did it and why.
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The following music was used for this media project:
Music: Leopard Print Elevator by Kevin MacLeod
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3974-leopard-print-elevator
License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Artist website: https://incompetech.com
Music: Tranceverse by Sascha Ende
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/5223-tranceverse
License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Artist website: https://www.sascha-ende.de
Music: Das große Techno Loop Paket by Sascha Ende
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/275-das-grosse-techno-loop-paket
License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Artist website: https://www.sascha-ende.de
The Return of ”Random Zakes” Stoner Morning Show LIVE at The Tiny Cupboard (May 30, 2022)
Don't get mad when we ask you for money. That's our job.
Special Guests: Danit Sibs (stoner, comedian, lawyer) & Anya Jones (comedian, dog parent, wilderness explorer)
--- Hosted by Shawn Wickens and Ralf Jean-Pierre
Recorded Live at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC
Monday, May 30, 2022
"Zero Spoilers for Dr. Strange" Stoner Morning Show LIVE at The Tiny Cupboard (May 9, 2022)
In this episode, we talk about Time Travel and we spoil nothing.
Special Guests: Adam Christopher (comedian) & Michele Carlo (storyteller)
--- Hosted by Shawn Wickens and Ralf Jean-Pierre
House Manager / Fact-checker: Adiel Kay
Recorded Live at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC
Monday, May 9, 2022 - 8:30pm (some portions of this show were edited to fit your screen)
Ralf and Shawn have the "Same Moms” Stoner Morning Show LIVE at The Tiny Cupboard (April 25, 2022)
Too much to talk about for this episode.
It just hits full speed and stride.
Special Guests:
KiDané Kelati (fashionable comedian) &
RJ Williams (North Coast)
--- Hosted by Shawn Wickens and Ralf Jean-Pierre
House Manager / Fact-checker: Anya Jones
Recorded Live at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC Monday, April 25, 2022 - 8:30pm
(some portions of this show were edited to fit your screen)
"Surprise! We got Dog Tricks Now!" Stoner Morning Show LIVE at The Tiny Cupboard (April 18, 2022)
This was a "wild" night with Ken (a color blind comedian) and The Snake Pit Underground Exotics (a small business owner).
It was raining pretty hard outside.
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Hosted by Shawn Wickens and Ralf Jean-Pierre
House Manager / Fact-checker: Anya Jones
Special Thanks to our friend, Photographer Eli S.
Recorded Live at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC
Monday, April 18, 2022 - 8:30pm
(some portions of this show were edited for time)
"Shout-Out to Birthdays!" LIVE at The Tiny Cupboard with JezusTheBodegaCat, Zarif & JDel
There were so many birthdays and near-birthdays and past-birthdays in the room.
And our friend J Del drops by to debut a work-in-progress track off his upcoming album.
Guests: Mariel Grullon and Zarif
Hosted by Shawn Wickens and Ralf Jean-Pierre
House Manager / Fact-checker: Anya Jones
House Band: peterdontmiss
P.S. Much love to Arsenio Hall
Recorded Live at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC
Monday, March 21, 2022 - 8:30pm
(some portions of this show were edited for time)
BONUS: 5-minute Meditation on Time Travel
Relax and close your eyes.
Listen to this regularly -- for 21-days straight (or even longer) in order to discover a deeper confidence in your ability to find the Time Machine Blueprints.
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Stoner Morning Show is recorded LIVE every Monday, 8:30pm at The Tiny Cupboard
Bushwick, Brooklyn - NYC
P.S. Shawn Wickens refuses to read the book, Dune, and you couldn't make him even if you tried.
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Soundbed#5 by Lilo Sound
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6360-soundbed-5
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
"Rated-R Smurf Movies" at The Tiny Cupboard with Joe Miles, Blaq Mx and MC Reef
Yes, it really happened. Shawn pitched Ralf a Rated-R Smurf movie.
Also there are some discussions about dreams and life.
The audience gets into it... sometimes reluctantly.
Guests: Comedian Joe Miles plus Hip Hop Creatives Blaq Mx and MC Reef
Hosted by Shawn Wickens and Ralf Jean-Pierre
House Manager / Fact-checker: Anya Jones
Recorded Live at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC
Monday, March 7, 2022 - 8:30pm
BONUS: Post-Show Freestyle with ShizZal, Blaq Mx and MC Reef
Today is Shawn's birthday and this Episode is Fire* (with Ben Gelernter and Roey Rozen)
*Fire-ish, punctuated with many moments of "steam"!
We end up talking a little about Elvis and God.
Plus there are plenty of mic drops.
Guests: Ben Gelernter and Roey Rozen
Hosted by Ralf Jean-Pierre and Shawn Wickens
House Manager / Fact-checker: Anya Jones
House Band: Zarif
Photo: Eli S.
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Recorded Live at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC Monday, Feb 28, 2022 - 8:30pm
Posted on March 2 (Shawn's birthday)
Stoner Morning Show LIVE from The Tiny Cupboard with Bailey Pope and Brandon Scott
Recorded Live at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC
Monday, Feb 21, 2022 - 8:30pm
After some brief technical difficulties this show picks up steam and doesn't quit until the end... or maybe after that even.
Guests: Bailey Pope and Brandon Scott
Hosted by Shawn Wickens and Ralf Jean-Pierre
House Manager / Fact-checker: Anya Jones
House Band: Zarif
Stoner Morning Show LIVE from The Tiny Cupboard with Xavier Pearson and April Sickler
Recorded Live at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC
Monday, Feb 14, 2022 - 8:30pm
Remind us what we covered in this episode so we can update this description. "Love" or "Romance" is probably in there at some point.
Guests: Xavier Pearson and April Sickler
Hosted by Shawn Wickens and Ralf Jean-Pierre
House Manager / Fact-checker: Anya Jones
Photo by Eli S.
Stoner Morning Show LIVE from The Tiny Cupboard with Jeff Seal and Shizzal
Recorded Live at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC
Monday, Feb 7, 2022 - 8:30pm
Vegetables, the Olympics, Mental Health and Graduation Ceremonies!
Strap in! This episode goes everywhere.
Guest performances by Jeff Seal and Shizzal.
peterktheway on guitar.
Hosted by Shawn Wickens and Ralf Jean-Pierre
Fill-In House Band: @peterktheway
House Manager / Fact-checker: Anya Jones
*** Portions of this live show were edited for time ***
Stoner Morning Show LIVE from The Tiny Cupboard with David Rey Martinez & Ashley Sage
Recorded Live at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC
Monday, January 31 - 8:30pm
Ralf intermittently practices intermittent fasting. Shawn has balance on escalators.
Not only do we talk about how to regulate incels and the cannabis industry, this full episode is one big tease for one succinct burrito review.
Guest performances by David Rey Martinez and Ashley Sage.
peterktheway on guitar.
Hosted by Shawn Wickens and Ralf Jean-Pierre
House Band: Zarif
House Manager / Fact-checker: Anya Jones
photo by Eli S.
Infused edibles by DreamTreatsNYC
*** Portions of this live show were edited for time ***
Stoner Morning Show LIVE from The Tiny Cupboard with Nick Viagas (and surprise guest ShizZAL)
Recorded Live at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC
Monday, January 17 - 8:30pm
Let Nick Viagas take you through a virtual tour of Brooklyn and the neighborhoods where he works and where his brother lives.
He also tells jokes.
One of the hosts is pretty baked (it's Shawn).
Shizzal graces us with some truth... and more!
Hosted by Shawn Wickens and Ralf Jean-Pierre
House Band: Zarif
House Manager / Fact-checker: Anya Jones
photo by Eli S.
Infused edibles by DreamTreatsNYC
The "Ocean Music" of Zarif @spaceroyz - Stoner Morning Show LIVE from The Tiny Cupboard
Bonus Episode!
Please enjoy and share this low-rez recording of pre-show music from Zarif (@spaceroyz)
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Stoner Morning Show
Mondays, 8:30pm at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC
(photo by Eli S.)
Stoner Morning Show LIVE from The Tiny Cupboard with guests Ruben J & Miss Lissa
Recorded Live at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC
Monday, January 10 - 8:30pm
The stoners talk art and sustainability with Ruben J.
Miss Lissa swings by and we dive into astrology, life advice, social media and more!
Hosted by Shawn Wickens and Ralf Jean-Pierre
House Band: Zarif
House Manager / Fact-checker: Anya Jones
photo by Eli S.
Infused edibles by DreamTreatsNYC
Stoner Morning Show LIVE from The Tiny Cupboard with guests Colleen Kahi & Will Purpura
Recorded Live at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC
Monday, January 3 - 8:30pm
Will Purpura brings the house down.
Colleen Kahi sings some songs and shares some insight.
We also talk about the new year and we hand out some free 2022 calendars.
Hosted by Shawn Wickens and Ralf Jean-Pierre
House Band: Zarif
photo by Eli S.
Much thanks to The Tiny Cupboard - named a venue of cultural significance by Time Out New York.
Live from The Tiny Cupboard - Monday, Dec 27 at 8:30pm
This is the last live and in-person episode for 2021.
We have high optimism for 2022.
Comedian and friend to the show, Anya Jones is our guest. We talk about witchcraft and babies... amongst other fun topics.
Hosted by Shawn Wickens and Ralf Jean-Pierre
House Band: Zarif
photo by Eli S.
Much thanks to The Tiny Cupboard - named a venue of cultural significance by Time Out New York.
Live from The Tiny Cupboard - Monday, Dec 6 at 8:30pm
Matt Vita freestyles about the illuminati (at the request of an audience member).
Veronica Garza shares a little about dating (also at the request of an audience member).
Stoner Morning Show is live every Monday night at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC.
Tickets available at stonermorningshow.com and through eventbrite
Special thanks to Dream Treats NYC. House Manager and Fact Checker, Anya Jones
House Band: Zarif
Hosted by Ralf Jean-Pierre & Shawn Wickens
Photo: Veronica Garza
Live from The Tiny Cupboard - Monday, Nov 22 at 8:30pm
We dissect Jared Wilder's perfect haircut, Eli shares some of her philosophy on ethical street photography and Rob Cantrell takes us to some metaphysical places.
Stoner Morning Show is live every Monday night at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC.
Tickets available at stonermorningshow.com and through eventbrite
Special thanks to Dream Treats NYC. House Manager and Fact Checker, Anya Jones
Hosted by Ralf Jean-Pierre & Shawn Wickens
Photo: Eli S
Live from The Tiny Cupboard - Monday, Nov 15 at 8:30pm
This is still a test recording.
Moving forward, the sound will either get better or it'll be the same.
Guests:
- Jon Moskowitz
- Adiel Kay
Stoner Morning Show is live every Monday night at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC.
Special thanks to Dream Treats NYC. House Manager and Fact Checker, Anya Jones
Hosted by Ralf Jean-Pierre & Shawn Wickens
One-Person House Band: Zarif
Photo: Eli S
Live from The Tiny Cupboard - Monday, Nov 8 at 8:30pm
This is a test recording.
Next week's actual recording may sound better or it may sound the same.
Guests:
- Shizzal
- Lee Lan
- The L.A. Road Trip Crew: Nate Adamsky, Christopher Michael Ward, Nathanial Sylvester and Nicholas Kalajdzic
Stoner Morning Show is live every Monday night at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC.
Special thanks to Dream Treats NYC. Photo by House Manager and Fact Checker, Anya Jones
Hosted by Ralf Jean-Pierre & Shawn Wickens
Opening Act (not recorded): Jon Moskowitz
60-Minute Guided Meditation: Level-Up at Winning!
Maybe you've already meditated for both 5 min and 20 min stretches.
Try this on for size!
It's a full 60 minutes. You'll hear stuff to imagine. Plus you'll get some meditation advice.
And it'll help. Promise!
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Peace of Mind by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4199-peace-of-mind
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
20-Minute Guided Meditation: Manifest Courage & Wisdom!
After you listen to our quick 5-minute meditation, level up to this 20-minute version.
Scientists and gurus all agree that a regular meditation practice is really, really great for you.
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background music: Garden Music by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3796-garden-music
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
5-Minute Guided Meditation: Relax but also Feel like a Winner!
Most guided meditations want to you to imagine sitting on a beach. That's great... but why not envision yourself overcoming adversity?
Stoner Morning Show co-host, Shawn Wickens guides you through this quick and easy visualization of WINNING.
Let's face some fears together and triumph over our personal demons!
P.S. Send us money or buy our merch!
P.P.S. Only if you have money to spare though.
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background music:
Dewdrop Fantasy by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3645-dewdrop-fantasy
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Life is Bleak (with guest Steve Ling)
We're going easy on ourselves for the new year.
Remember to reach out and check-in with one another.
Steve Ling runs Improv NOW! which offers weekly improv classes & performance opportunities appropriate for all levels, even those with zero experience.
facebook.com/improvnow
meetup.com/improvnow
Life is Bleak (with guest Jonathan Kaplan)
Staving off the pandemic exhaustion by checking in with friends.
You can follow Jonathan Kaplan here: @jonathankyall
Plus check out Grading Animals: @gradinganimals
and Mares and Kaps: @maresandkaps
Life is Bleak (with guest Michael Newman)
We're taking a break from having fun with this very limited series and reconnecting with friends to discuss how rough it's been.
Reach out to people. Hey... we need each other.
You can watch The Five with Michael Newman on Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/TheFivewithMichaelNewman/
Pandemic Strolls and The Batman
Ralf and Shawn simply absorb one another's vibes and listen to their thoughts.
No time to edit this one, so it's absolutely "unfiltered".
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Also we're starting to Live Stream on FACEBOOK, TWITCH and YOUTUBE - Saturday mornings 10am ET.
Find streaming links at StonerMorningShow.com
Tom Bomb and the Psychedelic Pshyo
Ralf, JQue and Shawn virtually hang with Tom Bomb as he shares some experiences from his Psychedelic Pshyo (Las Vegas, NV).
Check out their next live performance of comedians, musicians and artists on shrooms, mescaline... or whatever Tom has on him.
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Follow them here:
https://www.facebook.com/PsychedelicPshyo/
Ralf and Shawn ZOOM about Bloopers and Commercials
These guys talk about the 24hr Telethon Fundraiser they did, along with Lex and JQue, for the Brooklyn Community Bail Fund.
Then Shawn and Ralf somehow get on sneaking into the kitchen for snacks in the middle of the night... plus some other stuff.
P.S. You can still donate to that fundraiser through StonerMorningShow.com
Freelance Journalist, BZ Douglas
Podcaster and Musician, BZ Douglas, details his recent journey from activist to freelance journalist.
You can support his work here:
http://patreon.com/bzdouglas
He recently exposed a Cleveland organization (really just one guy) using the name Tamir Rice to raise money, in spite of having no affiliation with the family.
Unauthorized Tamir Rice Memorial
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Further Reading:
I.F. Stone on I.F. Stone:
http://ifstone.org/biography.php
The Authoritarians by Bob Altemeyer
https://www.theauthoritarians.org/
Unicorn Riot:
https://unicornriot.ninja/
Lex and Shawn get Serious
Lex Morales is still in Thailand.
Shawn Wickens is in the United States.
They chill for about 10 min and then dip into a more serious discussion.
Quarantine Sunscreen with filmmaker Christopher Wells
Christopher Wells makes legitimate movies. He also gets high and births out politically-charged, low budget, fever dream comedy shorts.
Check out his work at kpictures.com.
Some of his performers are toys.
His feature-length thriller 'The Luring' will premiere on Amazon Prime in June 2020.
Stoner Morning Show at The Ithaca Festival Comedy Fest
A quick plug for our "Live Stream" episode for The Ithaca Festival Comedy Fest.
If you miss it LIVE, you'll be able to watch it over at our YouTube page.
Much appreciation to Kenneth McLaurin for organizing the event.
The "Instagram LIVE" Recap Episode
Jason and Shawn relive the glory of recently hosting two separate Instagram LIVE comedy shows.
They also share what's for dinner and they barely talk about running poorly.
Tune in every Saturday evening @StonerMorningShow
Recent guests include:
@tomachilles
@greedorium
@robbyaces_standup
@samsweets
@simplyapauling
@jarretberenstein
@paulose
@precgorgralf
@theestherchen_
The Hero Manny from Northeast PA
Johnnie Occhipinti shares with Shawn details about his (sometimes) pro-bono "manny" life and how he recently had to manny his very own hot dad.
Keep an eye out for a documentary about local folk hero and otter-enthusiast, Randall Crandall.
@john_occhipinti
@shwickens
@stonermorningshow
Lex and Shawn, Together while 15000km Apart
Lex Morales is in Bangkok. Shawn Wickens is in Mississippi.
An ocean separates them but they chill out and talk about Netflix, North Korea and some other things.
Instagrams:
Ralf and Shawn Ketchup with Each Other
Ralf is in New York, Shawn is in Mississippi.
They talk about life and bike rides and UFOs.
Also, check out Ralf's new album here: preciousgorgeousralf.com
A "420" Zoom Celebration (of Abbie Hoffman, Tortillas & More)
An episode of mini-interviews!
Christine Marie talks about her life in Chicago plus Yippie Fest is now taking free submissions of artwork - http://www.yippiefest.com/
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Starr Kendall of Brooklyn, NY (by way of Texas) encourages us to make homemade tortillas
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And we include a short excerpt of our 420 "Zoom" Smoke Fest.
It was a regular, old Digital Hotbox!
@dameantithesis
@thestarrkendall