Top Notes
By Top Notes
Top NotesApr 12, 2021
Summer in the City!
This episode is all about NYC summer smells, from hot garbage and piss, to the smell of air-conditioned department stores and hot sawdust.. and so much more. We take a call regarding how to live with stinky boys and what to pair with curious body odors. We also smell Medullary Ray by Jorum Studio. By the end we’re basically blackout. Just kidding… kind of..enjoy. Happy summer!
Rainy Days, Hyacinth & Space Perfumes
This week the girlies catch up on their trippy week, answer listener voicemails, and smell and analyze Eau de Space - the smell, the project, and the concept. Some topics covered along the way are petrichor, favorite flowers, hyacinth representation, the smell of gay marriage (?), stinky boxers vs. factory fresh clothes, institutional critique, gag gifts, and so much more.
Freddie Albrighton: Love Letters and Urine!
Kris and Montana chat with tattoo artist and perfumer Freddie Albrighton. They get into cheeto fingers, fog machines, pissy smells and early influences. They also smell the three debut fragrances from Freddie Albrighton Perfumes and discuss those.
Boys by Freddie Albrighton Perfumes
Bernadette Margaret Evelyn Theresa by Freddie Albrighton Perfumes
Mabel's Tooth by Freddie Albrighton Perfumes
Sintra Martins: The Circus Is In Town!
Charade by House of Sarah Baker
Sarah Baker: Fantasies of Luxury!
This week Kris and Montana sit down with Sarah Baker... iconic!? And discuss her most recent release, fantasies of luxury, Versace, fictional serial killers, horse riding princesses, George Bush's oil painting practice, and so much more. You’re not gonna wanna miss this. Bye gorge!
Spring Energy!
The girls welcome in Springtime with a Cobb Salad, Prosecco, and a discussion of all things post-equinox (not the gym). They go over some of their Spring fragrance pics including, Cyprinum by Unda Prisca, The Soft Lawn by Imaginary Authors, Tea Shop by Voroni, In The Summer Kitchen by CB I Hate Perfume, and Mûre et Musc by L’artisan Parfumeur. Oh, and the two receive a surprise call from Kris’ sweet Mother.
The Soft Lawn by Imaginary Authors
Wine & Spirits!
Kris and Montana discuss boozy fragrances this week! From whiskey and rum to wine and champagne, they *mull* over the way in which it can shape a fragrance; whether it’s evoking a party or a church.. or... both? They also discuss the enchanting Bloody Wood by Liquide Imaginaires. Pour yourself a glass and listen closely, because we’re slurring our words tonight!
Fruity!
This week the gals discuss all things fruity. From blue raspberries to cruising, from fruit loops to citrus; the two dive into the topic of fruity fragrance, something that is often pigeonholed as juvenile and low brow. They also smell the fragrances Close Up by Olfactive Studio and Meek Passion by M.INT. Pucker up, it’s about to get fruity.
Chejolie: Pink & Blue!
This week Kris and Montana speak to stylist, personal shopper, and, above all, New Yorker, Chejolie Collins! The three talk about Chejolie’s style and her relationship to smell. Freshly printed cash, a sexy little ghost, the smell of second hand clothing, and so much more. They also smell the whimsically evocative perfume Pipe Bomb Blue by Blackbird Fragrance. This episode is dedicated to the color Blue (Chejolie’s favorite)!
Adam Linn: Fuzz, Drool & Gloss
Montana & Kris sit down with the artist Adam Linn to discuss his olfactive memories; from the smells on yellow school buses, to a peculiar cocktail of aviary smells and karate class sweat. They discuss Adam’s artwork and speculate what the spaces in his drawings might smell like. The three also take a nice, deep sniff at the sociopathic serial killer of a fragrance, Sombre by Strangers Parfumerie.
We loved it, we hope you do too!
Don't Ask, Don't Smell
For the season 2 premiere Montana & Kris catch up on the New Year, pair celebs with fragrances, and share some of the most prominent smells throughout their lives. From airports to greasepaint, cigarette smoke to freshly mown lawns, they recount their memories of smell and… what it all means anyway… lol. Get ready folks because Season 2 is in full effect! xoxo
Laura Murphy: I Put A Smell On You!
Bloodflower by Parfums Quartana
Wolfsbane by Parfums Quartana
Eau de Us!
This week Kris and Montana discuss the smells of 2020, an exciting upcoming smell-centric project in Europe, as well as their favorite scents from their own collections...some might call them…. their signature scents! Listen as they discuss how Montana is the metropolitan dandy to Kris’s cloaked figure in the woods.
Malique Moore: Musically Inclined!
Odeur 71 by Comme des Garçons
Meg: Smells & Politics of the Teenage Girl!
Shut up, losers! Kris and Montana are joined by the blogger, style icon, stylist, and mystifying socialite, Meg (@megsuperstarprincess if you're nasty)! Listen as they smell iconic discontinued Victoria Secret body sprays and discuss the low-brow smells that defined a generation’s youth, teenage archetypes, sexualization through smells, the death of mall culture, and middle school trauma! Bring it on, baby!
Versailles!
Happy Birthday Marie Antoinette! This week's episode is all about the rancid smellscape of the Versailles palace, The Sun King’s rotting mouth full of jam, the theatrics of hygiene, and the charms of a stinky armpit. Oh and there are also some wackadoo fragrantica.com reviews that the gays read for you. You’re not gonna want to miss this one.. It’s a stinker that’ll make you thinker.
Fraser Kenneth: Offensive Smells!
Animalics!
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Sécrétions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'Orange
Oudh Infini by Dusita
Bulls Blood by Imaginary Authors
Dzing! by L'Artisan Parfumeur
Jazzmint Dash: The Smells of Drag!
In this episode, Kris and Montana speak with the ever-inspiring drag queen Jazzmint Dash to discuss the smells of drag, chocolate-shit, beachy vibes, the smell of a funeral, and review the bad boy fragrance YO6-S by Blackbird Fragrances. Open your nose holes, free your soul, and stone those tights because it’s going to be a crazy ride.
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Bubblegum!
In this episode, Kris and Montana read some outlandish fragrance reviews and discuss the illusive controversy that is bubblegum and all it encompasses — from Ariana Grande to the copyright of smell… oh and bubble gum actually smells like vomit apparently? Your penny’s worth of banter is followed by the smelling of the forever iconic fragrance Jungle Jezebel (from the house of Sarah Baker). Hop on the smell train and enjoy your ride to Stupid Town.
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Nice to meet you... NOT
For the first episode, Kris and Montana discuss how they’re metaphysically smelling, come to terms with Cher’s new perfume, read some pretty sexually charged fragrance reviews from Frangrantica.com, and smell Douleur by Bogue Profumo. Oh, and they also draft up a whimsically erotic letter to the tattoo artist Freddie Albrighton.
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Fantasy by Britney Spears (, we know)