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Top Notes

By Top Notes

A blissfully stupid, miserably niche, and earnestly fascinated podcast that exists at the intersection of perfumery, comedy, art, critique, alchemy, 16th-century Venetian fashion, and queer emotional baggage. It truly is the antithesis of Chanel No. 5.
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Sarah Baker: Fantasies of Luxury!

Top NotesApr 12, 2021

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Summer in the City!

Summer in the City!

This episode is all about NYC summer smells, from hot garbage and piss, to the smell of air-conditioned department stores and hot sawdust.. and so much more. We take a call regarding how to live with stinky boys and what to pair with curious body odors. We also smell Medullary Ray by Jorum Studio. By the end we’re basically blackout. Just kidding… kind of..enjoy. Happy summer!

Jun 22, 202142:56
Rainy Days, Hyacinth & Space Perfumes
Jun 01, 202140:29
Freddie Albrighton: Love Letters and Urine!
May 10, 202147:28
Sintra Martins: The Circus Is In Town!

Sintra Martins: The Circus Is In Town!

Kris and Montana speak to Sintra Martins, designer of Saint Sintra, about the fantasy circus smells around her recent collection. They talk coffee, horse shit, undergarments and so much more. They also smell Charade from House Sarah Baker (friend of the pod, famously).
Charade by House of Sarah Baker
Apr 26, 202139:55
Sarah Baker: Fantasies of Luxury!
Apr 12, 202146:21
Spring Energy!
Mar 29, 202132:59
Wine & Spirits!
Mar 15, 202137:29
Fruity!
Mar 01, 202144:35
Chejolie: Pink & Blue!
Feb 15, 202136:40
Adam Linn: Fuzz, Drool & Gloss
Feb 01, 202138:40
Don't Ask, Don't Smell

Don't Ask, Don't Smell

For the season 2 premiere Montana & Kris catch up on the New Year, pair celebs with fragrances, and share some of the most prominent smells throughout their lives. From airports to greasepaint, cigarette smoke to freshly mown lawns, they recount their memories of smell and… what it all means anyway… lol. Get ready folks because Season 2 is in full effect! xoxo

Jan 18, 202135:38
Laura Murphy: I Put A Smell On You!

Laura Murphy: I Put A Smell On You!

Back in October, Kris and Montana sat down with friend Laura Murphy, thespian and witch, to discuss their practices with witchcraft and how it relates to olfaction. Listen as the three talk about herbs, pheromones, and the potions of perfumery. They spin a wheel and pair each zodiac sign with a smell in a game of Wheel of Horoscopes (lol), and they smell the deadly fragrances Bloodflower and Wolfsbane by Parfums Quartana (gasp!). Cast your circle, light your candles, and prepare your nose for some psychic smelling.
Bloodflower by Parfums Quartana
Wolfsbane by Parfums Quartana
Jan 04, 202145:52
Eau de Us!
Dec 08, 202042:38
Malique Moore: Musically Inclined!

Malique Moore: Musically Inclined!

Kris and Montana speak with the artist and musician Malique Moore about the smell of the NY subway, Paris, his dad's old car, his music, and of course...ball sweat. As usual, the three swap metaphysical and physical smells; they also smell and analyze the robotically green fragrance Odeur 71 by Comme des Garçons.
Odeur 71 by Comme des Garçons
Nov 30, 202040:16
Meg: Smells & Politics of the Teenage Girl!

Meg: Smells & Politics of the Teenage Girl!

Shut up, losers! Kris and Montana are joined by the blogger, style icon, stylist, and mystifying socialite, Meg (@megsuperstarprincess if you're nasty)! Listen as they smell iconic discontinued Victoria Secret body sprays and discuss the low-brow smells that defined a generation’s youth, teenage archetypes, sexualization through smells, the death of mall culture, and middle school trauma! Bring it on, baby!

Nov 16, 202044:23
Versailles!

Versailles!

Happy Birthday Marie Antoinette! This week's episode is all about the rancid smellscape of the Versailles palace, The Sun King’s rotting mouth full of jam, the theatrics of hygiene, and the charms of a stinky armpit. Oh and there are also some wackadoo fragrantica.com reviews that the gays read for you. You’re not gonna want to miss this one.. It’s a stinker that’ll make you thinker.

Nov 02, 202041:05
Fraser Kenneth: Offensive Smells!

Fraser Kenneth: Offensive Smells!

This week, Kris and Montana speak to the fashion designer Fraser Kenneth. The three discuss Fraser’s clothing, piles of brittle twigs, vinegar, the smell of processed ham, werewolves, and fragrance campaigns. We also smell poppers and attempt to discuss their aroma. Come come, little chickie, listen to your mommies while sitting on papa’s lap.
Oct 26, 202032:32
Animalics!

Animalics!

In this jumbo episode, Kris and Montana roll up their sleeves and dig into the topic of animalic fragrances and notes. This one’s a real stinker! Tune in to hear about poopy, dirty, sweaty, urine-soaked perfumery, and buckle for Montana and Kris to smell and discuss four different animalic fragrances, listed below. And if it’s ever kept you up at night, we shoot our shot at imagining what on earth Nicole Kidman smells like.

Relevant Links:
Sécrétions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'Orange
Oudh Infini by Dusita
Bulls Blood by Imaginary Authors
Dzing! by L'Artisan Parfumeur
Oct 19, 202041:30
Jazzmint Dash: The Smells of Drag!
Oct 12, 202040:55
Bubblegum!
Oct 05, 202036:03
Nice to meet you... NOT
Sep 28, 202029:31