Two to Tango Podcast
By Lily + Brando
Two to Tango PodcastJan 07, 2021
Dating Bio Red Flags
Have you watched The Last of Us? What are some red flags you see in dating profiles? Would you get on a plane without your partner?
Hot Girl 2023
How are we trending in the new year? What is an ideal date night for a married couple? AITA returns!
Hello & Goodbye to 2022
We haven't recorded an episode in over a year. This is what we've been up to.
Spoiler Alert
What did we think of Spider-Man: No Way Home without spoiling it? What did we learn about each other since getting married? Would you let your best friend stay at your place alone with your spouse?
2 Booze 2 Cast in Punta Cana
We’re drunk in Punta Cana, ‘nuff said.
Diamonds are Forever
Does it hit different now? What was our favourite part of our wedding day? Is your fiancée worth $10,000?
Just Married
We got married!
Stay at Home Wife
What are we looking forward to the most at the wedding? When is being a "stay at home" spouse just called being lazy?
Spicy
We're two months away from the big day. Can you forgive a parent for missing your wedding to attend your sibling's wedding? What is our biggest fight?
First Birthday
One year since we recorded our first episode! We have two Am I the Asshole stories for you!
Season Finale
Brando was a bit mad but we got through a story about a girl who lost her fiance to her sister.
Second Shot
What do you celebrate about on Canada Day? What would you do if your partner bought you a house without your knowledge?
Bummer
In our long-awaited return, we discuss the tragedies out in Kamloops, BC and London, ON before trying to swing the mood back with a story about changing diapers.
Bad Dress
What would be the cause for our breakup? How have the Leafs been through four playoff games? How do you tell your partner you don't like their wedding dress?
Go Leafs
Some great news about the Leafs heading into the playoffs. A woman gives birth on the 407. When is it too late to back out of a wedding?
First Shot
Would you be in an open relationship? Is love a feeling or a choice? Would you make your partner choose between yourself and their best friend?
Safety
We booked our appointments to get our first vaccine shots! Do you agree with NHL verdict on Tom Wilson? Do you care if your partner wears a ring on their ring finger before engagement?
8/10
How many people named "Josh" do you know? What is the kindest thing you've seen your partner ever do? What would you do if you heard you partner giving you a rating out of 10?
George Floyd
What were the three charges that Derek Chauvin was found guilty for? Why is money a hot button topic?
COVID Fatigue
Brando farted on Lily's foot - a huge fight ensues. Are you ready to go back to the office? Would you sell your wife's homemade food without her knowledge?
Shitty Night
Is it cheating if your partner sleeps in a bed with somebody else? Would you rather lose your most cherished memory or know that you've already had your happiest moment in life? Is it fair to prove a point about your dietary restrictions?
Dumb Smile
What has your partner taught you? Should your rich friend pay for stuff? Should you be required to smile formally for formal pictures?
Proposal Advice
What are some cheap date ideas? What proposal advice would you give? Do ex-partners deserve closure?
Buckingham Palace
What compliments do you wish you receive more of from your partner? What's the deal with the Windsors? How do you invalidate a dying man's will?
Off Game
What does our podcast sound like when we aren't motivated to record?
Birthday Cake
What was your first kiss like? How is Quarantine 2.0 going? What would you do if your partner ate your birthday cake?
Poo Poo Bunghole
Would you rather always be on top or bottom? What do you think about the racism against Asian-Americans and Asian-Canadians? Why hate being given a bidet as a gift?
Cuck or Be Cucked
Would you rather cheat or watch your partner sleep with somebody else? How do you celebrate Lunar New Year? Will you pay for your child's wedding if you hate their partner?
Valentime's Day
Would you forgive your partner for cheating? How do you celebrate February 14? What professional benefits do married men get at work?
Gamestonk
How many kids do we want to have? What is going on with GameStop? Does sex count as a birthday present?
Mamma Mia
What is your biggest dating regret? How is dating like in quarantine? Is it unnatural to marry your step-sibling?
Chinese Food
How do we resolve arguments? Why do white terrorists get preferential treatment? Would you uninvited your sibling from your wedding if they disrespect your fiancé?
New Year, Same Sh!t
Who is going to win the World Juniors? What are your New Year's Resolutions? What do you do when you don't get along with your partner's friends' partners?
Death to 2020
What were your moments of personal growth this year? What were your positive moments from this year? How much do you care for the gender of your child?
Married for Money
What are your unpopular opinions? Who is allowed to be called "Doctor?" What needs to happen to change your mind about marriage?
Spiderpunk 2077
What are your favourite winter activities? Will we see all three Peter Parkers in the next Spider-Man movie? What would make you return a Christmas gift you intended to give out?
Cheap Ass Fiancé
What are good gifts to give your partner? Who should be playing certain acting roles? Where do you draw the line between savvy negotiator and annoying cheapskate?
Boozecast
I completely forgot what we were talking about. Something about dicks. NSFW. Please enjoy.
Boycott Chappelle's Show
What even is an Oxford comma? Would you sell yourself to be successful? What dietary restrictions justify changing a wedding caterer?
Good Conflicts
What Hogwarts House do we belong in? What are "Good Conflicts?" Would you choose your best friend over your sister?
GREAT SUCCESS
Which celebrity would you be friends with? What effect did Borat have on the election? Would you trade places with your stay-at-home partner?
Post-Election Night Results Eve
When did we know that we loved each other? When do we know the results of this election? What is a good enough reason to be engaged with urgency?
Cookbooks
What is something you haven't done with your partner? Why did the Leafs play so bad during February? How do you deal with your partner's terrible cooking?
Loaded Questions
Is your partner your ideal type? What kind of screening questions do you ask on a date? How do you deal with your partner's "loaded questions?"
Boundaries
Who is your cartoon crush? Why do boundaries need to established? What do you do with your new momma's boy husband?
Gossip Girl
What food reminds you of your partner? When will we have kids? Is it okay to date your stepsibling?
Significant Other Landlord
What would happen if we switched bodies? How racist is Canada? Would you pay rent to your significant other?
Origin Story
Will Breonna Taylor ever get justice? How did we meet? Why would anybody destroy an engagement ring?
Love Languages
Who wears the pants in our relationship? What is your love language? Why does everybody want to propose at a wedding?
Gender Reveal
Which one of us will survive longer in the Hunger Games? Will you throw a gender reveal party for your baby? Would you kick your brother-in-law out of your wedding?