UNCAGED: Every Nic Cage Film, Forever

Ah heck.  The Boys end their short, gruelling journey with low energy and a bitter taste in their mouths and have to ask "what went wrong?"

Pss pss pss.  With just one episode to go, the boys tackle their biggest obstacle yet. A word neither can say with a straight face.

Ding dong.  After an accidental break, the boys strap back in to topple this monster.

Lady Dogs.  Dan makes the executive decision this was a bad idea.

Sugar, Honey, Iced Tea.  The inevitable familiar dread starts to kick in.

The F Bomb.  The Boys get back to work, crunching down every episode of Netflix's "History of Swear Words" - morale is high, long may it last.

Steady yourselves.  The Boys are back to perform their sworn duty; consume and discuss every piece of Nicolas Cage media available, this time tackling Netflix's "The History of Swear Words" in one disgusting sitting.

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They did it.  

The Boys are unbelievably close to the finish line, but before they arrive they have something they need to do.... The Cage Match Grand Final.

The Boys finally arrive at the end of the road.  After  a watch of "Grand Isle", they've finally watched every Nic Cage film.  However their journey's not over yet.

Even the gung-ho schlockiness of 2019's "PRIMAL" isn't enough to lift Ben's spirits today.  Matters are made much worse as he discovers Dan's been cutting corners.

The Boys are so close to the end but tripping at every hurdle.  They watch "Kill Chain" and simply cannot hack it.

It's been a long road, but The Boys finally made it.  The final episode of their journey to watch and discuss a Lawrence Fishburne film every day for 119 days.  Additional waffle about the metal band Slayer, undeserved fist-bumps, new dentists, uncomfortable elevator exchanges and the movie "Running With The Devil" which also stars Nic Cage it turns out, included.

The Boys learn a lesson about getting their hopes up and after watching the much anticipated "Color Out of Space" arrive at a start realisation.

Turns out if you don't do the crime you can do the time, and make STACKS OF CASH.  The Boys learn some valuable lessons about life, loss and budgeting after watching "A Score To Settle"

Any other day 2018's "Into The Spiderverse" is a truly honest to God good film but when you're obligated to watch it after 90 straight days of watching Nic Cage films it turns out it's hard to see the wood for the trees.

The Boys fast-forward their podcast career to it's logical next step after a screening of "Between Worlds", a film where Nic Cage's love interest can communicate with the dead, but only while being choked.  Yeah.

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The Boys watch the animated romp "Teen Titans Go! To the Movies" which is categorically a film for children and categorically a great time.  To counteract this, they swap stories of their (limited) experiences in strip clubs.

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A slightly shorter offering than our usual output but much longer than any conversation about the 2018 film "211" deserves to be.

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The Boys watch the 2018 film "Looking Glass"  and discover 87 is about the number of episodes you have to do before you run out of things to type in the description bit. 

The boys' patience is rewarded as they finally get to watch the one-of-a-kind, "MANDY"

Some things cannot be fixed. "Dark" was one of them.

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"The Humanity Bureau" is not a very good movie.

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The boys take not talking about the film to new heights when faced with a conversation about the actually, to be fair, pretty good "Mom and Dad" (2017)  Dan shares some culinary secrets. 

Cage goes full Ross From Friends in "Inconceivable" which isn't a great film, but in it's defence does kind of let you know the plot in the title.  Dan played The Last of Us Part 2 until 4am the night before and is in no mood to contemplate the biology of Nicolas Cage conceiving a child. 

"Vengeance: A Love Story" is a tough watch, to say the least.

Return of The King.   Deadie's back in "ARSENAL"

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We're forced to  watch a film  where Russel Brand literally plays God and sends Nicolas Cage on a quest to find and destroy Osama Bin Laden.  It's called "Army of One" and it's based on a true story.  

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It's "USS Indianapolis Colon Men of Courage"

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The boys' final stretch has begun but a myriad of obstacles lie in their way, including Cage's predictable slow-mo fists,  mustard fights,  Mad Dog and Diesel's antics,  Nic retracing his own steps and the sweet and sour taste of a Tabasco Lemon.  It's a "Dog Eat Dog" world out there, my friends.

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Nicolas Cage tricks poor Elijah Wood into heisting in "The Truth" He also manages to convince Dan and our guest Lewis Johns that a tobasco covered lemon would make a tasty snack.

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The wonderfully funny Maeve Westall joins us to watch Nicolas Cage in "Pay The Ghost" - a film in which after a family trauma Cage decides to take a year long nap.

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"The Runner" is a film in which Nic Cage's character deals with the fallout of the BP Oil Spill by having sex with everything that moves.

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"Dying of The Light" is a film where Nicolas Cage's character suffers from memory loss which ironic because this is a film best forgotten.  Special guest and 2/5ths of the rock and roll band Employed To Serve,  Justine Jones and Sammy Urwin join to try remember.

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We learned a whole load from watching "Left Behind" with our special guest Tasmin Taylor, including Nic Cage's secret brother and Dan's secret love of U2.

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2014's "Outcast" is a film in which Nicolas Cage and Hayden Christensen climb a very tall ladder and take it in turns to shit on the audience from a great height.

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The boys sit in disbelief at the audacity of the twist at the end of "Tokarov/Rage" - special guest and Uncaged fanboy Harry Steel is brought in to help make sense of this cinematic mess.

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The boys watch Nicolas Cages as Joe in the film "Joe" 

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Things become seriously unfunny when watching "The Frozen Ground", so along with our guest Feisal from the rock and roll band Loathe, we join V-Hudge back at highschool for the fourth instalment of the musical sensation. 

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"The Croods" is the best animated film starring Nic Cage no one has seen

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Special guests Joey Ashworth and Chevy Blazer join to help teach a confused Nic Cage how a GPS system works after his befuddlement in 2012's "Stolen"

Nic Cage's Ghost Rider unlocks the ability to piss flames, both in the movie and directly out the screen into the face of anyone who dares to watch "Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance". Special guest and Johnny Blaze expert Dirk Gage joins.

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2 months in the cage and the boys compare their journey to the 7 stages of grief after a viewing of their guy Nic in "Trespass".  The results are staggering.

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